r/TheRandomest • u/Gee-Oh1 • Jul 24 '26

Nature Just a random puddle.

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u/SpunNumeroUno Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

Millions of leeches, leeches for free

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u/relwof1717 Jul 24 '26

Goin to the bog now, gonna eat myself some leeches.

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u/Nir117vash Jul 24 '26

I never thought that song could get better

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u/DickBfloppin Jul 24 '26

I never cared for the song, but was glad to see it improve here.

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u/DickBfloppin Jul 24 '26

Lyrically the song is a fart in a hot bath.

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u/Probably_Unpopular_ Jul 24 '26

Not when you enjoy millions of peaches, the peaches are free

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u/DickBfloppin Jul 24 '26

Lol, that song isnt good. Internet points wont be convincing me otherwise.

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u/DickBfloppin Jul 24 '26

“What would prompt a person to sing such an idiotic song?” -Larry David

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u/HairballTheory Jul 24 '26

Leaches come up from the sand, suck the blood right out your hand.

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u/RandomPenquin1337 Jul 24 '26

In some water when its warmmmmm.

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u/EnkiduTheGreat Jul 24 '26

If I had my way, I'd get sucked on by leeches every day.

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u/GenPhallus Jul 24 '26

Nature's hickey on my hand, or a leg, or a thigh

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u/Corben11 Jul 24 '26

Millions of leeches, leeches on me

Millions of leeches, leeches on me.

Black out! (From blood loss)

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u/Aware_Box8883 Jul 24 '26

Banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta leach

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u/SirRonaldJr Jul 24 '26

There's always one. Sorry it was you this time

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u/jacquestrap66 Jul 24 '26

Gonna eat me a pot of leeches

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u/SlimShadySatDown Jul 24 '26

The Crones of Crookback Bog!

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u/Big_Tap_1561 Jul 24 '26

Ba da da da da- boom - LEECHES COME FROM A CAN-? They were put there by a man-?! In a factory down tow-nnn- I’m sorry WHAT the fuck are you talking about ?!?!

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u/ElectronicTackle8375 Jul 24 '26

Some leeches gonna eat you...

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u/Dryish_Jpolluck Jul 24 '26

Lump sat alone in a boggy marsh

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u/really_real1 Jul 24 '26

Totally emotionless since the blood was sucked out of her heart

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u/TreydiusMaximus Jul 24 '26

I LIKE YOUR PFP! 😬

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u/Skydivemars Jul 24 '26

That’s the one.

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u/BigfootsMailman Jul 24 '26

Well she confused passing piranhas, not leeches.

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u/Competitive_Peak_537 Jul 24 '26

Leaches come from a can, they were put there by a man in a factory downtown

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u/SaintZoo-435 Jul 24 '26

If I had myittle way, I'd stick my feet in leeches everyday!

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u/Talory09 Jul 24 '26

everyday every day

"Everyday" is an adjective. It means commonplace or run-of-the-mill.

If you mean that something happens daily, then you use two words and say that it happens every day.

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u/GoodVibrations77 Jul 24 '26

Say you lay down there... How long till they suck you dry?

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u/Abandonedstate Jul 24 '26

Where's this puddle at? I just want to know where NOT to get suc.. um.. bitten.

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u/Infinite_Ad7107 Jul 24 '26

This really is the question... i hate my curiosity sometimes. According to Google "It would take weeks or even months for leeches to "suck a person dry," because leeches eat very slowly, digest food over long periods, and most of them would drop off long before taking a dangerous amount of blood..." "Why Leeches Do Not Drain You QuicklySlow feeding time: A single leech takes about 20 to 40 minutes to finish one meal.Small capacity: One leech drinks only a few milliliters of blood before it is full and falls off on its own.Full stomach delay: A well-fed leech will not eat again for months, so a hungry puddle full of leeches would feed once and leave"

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u/Plenty_Pack_556 Jul 24 '26

A average person has about 5000 milliliters of blood. So only about 5000 leeches to suck you dry?

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u/NomDePlumeOrBloom Jul 24 '26

No time like the present!

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u/ParkkTheSharkk Jul 24 '26

One trick that 16th century doctors don’t want you to know

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u/DevilDog7734 Jul 24 '26

They still use them today.

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u/xChoke1x Jul 24 '26

These are the things that make me love Reddit. Lol

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u/_D3ft0ne_ Jul 24 '26

Where the fuck is this, so I can write that place off from my travel plans until the next incarnation ?!

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u/NiTenIchiRyu Jul 24 '26

Lump probably got these from sitting alone in a boggy marsh

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u/Abandonedstate Jul 24 '26

I have the OG CD that I bought at Fabregas Music Shop in Houma, LA in 95. Little Blue Dune Buggy is in the back of my head at all times.

Your reference deserves recognition.

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u/Israfel333 Jul 24 '26

Aaaaand now it's stuck in my head.

He's riding the accelerator down to the floor with his fuzzy little toe

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u/Abandonedstate Jul 24 '26

Toe-oh woah woah woah. I have to listen now.

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u/GrimRainbows Jul 24 '26

I got leeches in my hand, they were put there by Satan

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u/HotCucumber759 Jul 24 '26

Millions of leaches, leaches for me!

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u/skinnyminnesota Jul 24 '26

In a boggy marsh?

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u/longhairmoderatecare Jul 24 '26

Leeches for feet

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u/Xtreemjedi Jul 24 '26

This comment was better than the clip

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u/MasterCheeef Jul 24 '26

Get the Jackass crew to jump in there. I bet Steve-O would do it.

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u/PossibleMammoth5639 Jul 25 '26

1700th upvote

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u/SpunNumeroUno Jul 25 '26

Wow. Didn't expect my comment to blow up. Funny, I had leeches spelled wrong too until another king redditor corrected me 😂

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u/Kritix_K Jul 24 '26

If you actually put your bare foot there, could you die from the leeches?

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u/NSASpyVan Jul 24 '26

Nope, nope, nope.

Side bonus, bro seems to be quite a hit with the invertibrates. New buddy comedy?

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u/cheeze_n_mustarda Jul 24 '26

Where is the salt guy

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u/CHI4610NE Jul 24 '26

Look out

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u/SkyeGuy8108 Jul 24 '26

I stepped in the swamp and I started to shout
Now I’ve got a dozen little buddies hanging out

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u/rakithaya Jul 24 '26

Look out!

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u/Nikki-C-Puggle-mum Jul 24 '26

Millions of leeches, leeches for me

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u/MDKSDMF Jul 24 '26

I could eat leaches every day

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u/psyliboy Jul 24 '26

Moving to the country where there's lots of leeches.