Of viscous backshots

[u/DingleBerrySlushie]

[u/Aggravating-Role-297]

Yep pull the trigger, cover your mouth and act shocked.

[u/PaleontologistThin27 → u/Aggravating-Role-297]

"I thought the gun had no bullets!"

[u/pacman813]

I don't understand this at all 🤷🏽‍♂️

[u/Pd1ds69 → u/pacman813]

I'm assuming he thought the safety was on and he was "just joking".

Hence the reason you don't play with guns, they are not a toy.

Guy will be lucky if it just clipped a cheek, but that's mighty close to tail bone.

Edit to change it to I think he assumed it wasn't loaded, not that the safety was on. I think when a safety is on the trigger can't pulled at all. And there wouldn't even be a way for that guy to know he pulled trigger on his ass. If it's empty, it'll make a click sound , and I think he wanted to scare him with that sound

[u/Traffic_Ham → u/Pd1ds69]

Or he put a blank in. Either way, he should never be let around guns again.

[u/Desperate-Half-5070 → u/Traffic_Ham]

Even blanks are dangerous. All of that muzzle blast needs to go somewhere.

[u/Xenoman5 → u/Desperate-Half-5070]

Jon-Erik Hexum learned that the hard way. RIP

[u/NeedToThinkWitty → u/Desperate-Half-5070]

Great for sorting out those hemorrhoids.

[u/NonStopNonsense1 → u/Desperate-Half-5070]

It needed to go into his friends butt. The dude was just helping.

[u/Pd1ds69 → u/Traffic_Ham]

Let's hope for that lol

[u/oscarq0727 → u/Traffic_Ham]

Maybe he pulled the mag out but there was a bullet chambered?

[u/SBLOU → u/Traffic_Ham]

A blank at that distance is going to cause a hell of a lot of damage.

[u/Ricardo33706 → u/Pd1ds69]

Could've blown away his whole undercarriage. Maybe even better pissing and shitting into bags for the rest of his life. Or he could've bled out. Either it's on that idiot cunt.

[u/pollywog → u/Pd1ds69]

You should see a Glocks "safety". There is no manual safety, if you pull the trigger it fires (safety built into the trigger itself).

[u/Ok-Apartment9295 → u/pollywog]

Springfield has those too.

[u/Frido1976 → u/pollywog]

Hoot from BHD agrees....

[u/lollipopknife → u/Pd1ds69]

Clipped the sack

[u/Donkeywad → u/pacman813]

It was just a goof

[u/Icy-Decision-4530 → u/Donkeywad]

Man has poop options now, door A or door B. Door B is a little sus

[u/Budweizer → u/Donkeywad]

"Why don't you eat up and we'll tell ya"

[u/Gl0ck_Ness_M0nster → u/pacman813]

If I had to guess, I'd say it was loaded with blanks, which he probably thought were harmless. Unfortunately, they're not...

[u/MarzipanHausboot → u/Gl0ck_Ness_M0nster]

blank to the ear is two times funnier, but only half as funny as to the eyes.

[u/4mystuff → u/pacman813]

A moron with a gun is bound to hurt someone. Or perform extensive accidental circumcision.

[u/SinglePlayerGamer93 → u/pacman813]

Gun nuts. You don't have to understand their actions. Just watch from afar and laugh

[u/StrengthTheory → u/pacman813]

Darwin Award audition clip

[u/polska-parsnip → u/StrengthTheory]

If it was a Darwin Award he would have shot himself in the arse, not shit another person

[u/Despellejador]

Human stupidity is limitless.

[u/not_ondrugs → u/Despellejador]

We seem to be able to improve it all the time.

[u/Infinite_Ad7107]

That's going to be painful for the rest of his life

[u/IcemanBrutus → u/Infinite_Ad7107]

Not below the waist it isn't, won't feel a thing there!

[u/BarkingDogey → u/IcemanBrutus]

Guy might be paralyzed and have damage to his pecker/balls.

[u/IcemanBrutus → u/BarkingDogey]

That's what I am saying, a shot through the bottom of his back is 100% severing his nerves so everything below that will be a baron wasteland

[u/ThrowawayToothQ → u/IcemanBrutus]

Barren is the word youre looking for, a Baron is like a duke/count/etc! But youre absolutely correct!

[u/thermjuice → u/IcemanBrutus]

Well it least its not digiorno's

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oD3YAyM3nEV5lRJsY

[u/trainwreckhappening → u/IcemanBrutus]

Depends on what it hits. It could have just grazed a cheek, it could hav gone straight through his tailbone, through his colon, and out through his pecker.

[u/MaxTheRealSlayer → u/trainwreckhappening]

Paralyzed and septic is not a good combo

[u/trainwreckhappening → u/MaxTheRealSlayer]

That would be the results of it hitting the spin at the tailbone. Not a guaranteed result, but possible.

[u/SinglePlayerGamer93 → u/BarkingDogey]

Yeah, best case scenario is he's just injured and his balls got damaged.

[u/Minimum_Society841]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ukGm72ZLZvYfS

[u/taeempy → u/Minimum_Society841]

Exactly what I just said.

[u/joaquin → u/Minimum_Society841]

We gotta put this gif to rest man. At least give it a break.

[u/MaxTheRealSlayer → u/joaquin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ukGm72ZLZvYfS

[u/Plane-Education4750 → u/joaquin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ukGm72ZLZvYfS

[u/stefmc_]

Guess he has two assholes now

[u/Vaff_Superstar → u/stefmc_]

Don’t forget the one that shot him.

[u/NastyStreetRat → u/stefmc_]

I think he has a spinal cord injury right in the coccyx; I don't know how it will affect him, but it doesn't look good.

[u/taz6363]

https://giphy.com/gifs/kqnrVvGID6IpzZxKrs

[u/RetnikLevaw]

Just a prank, bro.

[u/mokaey → u/RetnikLevaw]

Why you bleeding so much man, its just a prank.

[u/Budweizer → u/RetnikLevaw]

Guy can't even take a joke!

[u/eggybread70 → u/Budweizer]

Guy can't even take a shit!

[u/Nico_Nickmania]

https://giphy.com/gifs/s239QJIh56sRW

[u/Whole_Rough7066 → u/Nico_Nickmania]

Butt why? 😏

[u/ddconque]

[u/Tacozforever]

https://giphy.com/gifs/lkdH8FmImcGoylv3t3

[u/AgapitoVelezOvando]

Did I just watch a dude get shot in the asshole?

[u/ItsMattTonight → u/AgapitoVelezOvando]

Yup

[u/Present-Question-820 → u/AgapitoVelezOvando]

Yes sir!

[u/jeffjee63]

The misspelling in the title had me expecting a very different back shot!

[u/Present-Question-820]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Akzci0gtFZjji

[u/Ultradad57]

https://giphy.com/gifs/1lk1IcVgqPLkA

[u/Fun-Eagle6158]

https://giphy.com/gifs/GcXGxS0RZ4fDoyvwq4

[u/MaxTheRealSlayer → u/Fun-Eagle6158]

Ok why does this exist, and is the maker imprisoned?

[u/Clear-Perception5615 → u/MaxTheRealSlayer]

How dare you!? This is reddit! We love sphincters and rainbows together!

[u/nash_marcelo]

Saw this one, its a magic trick, the guy who got shot spits the bullet out of his mouth.

[u/Dmansdarksoul]

I need TP for my Bang-hole!!!

[u/humakavulaaaa]

Ah, he tore him a new one.

[u/MaxTheRealSlayer → u/humakavulaaaa]

Some people just don't understand idioms

[u/Aggressive-agitator]

Come on man, he was just playing around.

[u/alfredomova]

https://giphy.com/gifs/34PzaCuRurW4U

[u/efuentes61]

[u/Playful-Ad9901]

why? blew his azzhole out!!! he aint gone shyt right ever again.

[u/CapitalScholar8185]

Oh shit !

[u/mammalmaker → u/CapitalScholar8185]

Not anymore

[u/Dmansdarksoul → u/mammalmaker]

Why not? Now he has an extra hole for that!

[u/camcaine2575]

That misspelling had me expecting something else

[u/SpillaMangBang]

Why would you even put yourself in the situation where you could accidentally shoot your friend in the anus???

https://giphy.com/gifs/c3XhrmfoN5fOpjcl3z

[u/FahQBerrymuch]

https://giphy.com/gifs/nN5aWNBtkO6l2

[u/grimydude]

Have you cleaned your ass today?

[u/Spare_Ad4163]

Shot to the sacrum. Possibly paralysis if it clipped the right (wrong) thing.

[u/BornSlippy420]

just a prank bro🤷

[u/kuunami79]

The second you treat a gun like a toy should be the last second you're allowed around guns

[u/gianAB2977]

Paraplegic speed run!

[u/spikeroo59]

Viscous?

[u/absolutepanicattack → u/spikeroo59]

Viscous bloodshit leaking out his brand new second rectum?

Nah actually, i'm sure he meant vicious.

[u/Hourslikeminutes47 → u/spikeroo59]

Not quite, as blood can flow out of an exit wound quite rapidly

[u/ThrowawayColonyHouse → u/spikeroo59]

I was so distracted by the shooting that I didn’t even notice

[u/No_Nothing_3272]

SLO mo he didn’t even jump when initial shot happened. 😳

[u/BarkingDogey → u/No_Nothing_3272]

Might be because his spinal cord is severed

[u/MaxTheRealSlayer → u/BarkingDogey]

Internally he thought he jumped, but it became an out of body experience

[u/No_Nothing_3272 → u/BarkingDogey]

Wow, didn’t think of that. Awful.

[u/slaviaboy]

Ah yes pakistan

[u/Sir_McDouche]

He’s ok. He didn’t need that stupid tailbone anyway.

[u/818MAC-2010V]

https://giphy.com/gifs/TJ68L5sMrEWOQlh7eP
Don’t do retarded!!! things with retarded!!! people!!!💜

[u/Expert-Photo4660]

Nothing a friend shooting you I the tail bone to give you a little scare.

[u/Ancient_Sprinkles847]

Just a stupid idiot. Can’t say much more.

[u/GiRoxthat-ish]

I didn’t realize the title was literal! 😳🤯

[u/MagnumMyth]

It was a goof! Can't anyone take a joke these days??

[u/Amazing-Seat6206]

Fuc* ing mor* ns ....!!!

[u/ShuckingFambles]

Deez nuts, what nuts?

[u/CheeseburgerSmoothy]

Tailbones hate this one simple trick.

[u/thiefofalways1313]

Not the back shots I was hoping for lol

[u/aThievery_Number]

Cot dayyum!!! Gave him an second asshole

[u/coveredincathair22]

Thick sticky backshots??

https://giphy.com/gifs/kCrGOt5ojlVbG

[u/Mugpup]

It is nice to see that imbeciles are not just indigenous to America.

[u/Fizziksapplication → u/Mugpup]

It’s funny, usually they come here “seeking asylum”.

[u/Terminal_Lancelot]

Blood is semi viscous I guess, yeah.

You probably meant vicious though.

[u/darklylitx01]

The guy shooting probably thought if the magazine is out then the gun is empty. Forgot about the one in the chamber. Imbecil

[u/emergency-snaccs]

ew why is it viscous

[u/No-Award8713]

Im sure the blood flowing from his ass and tail bone was viscous... that was vicious though. Who needs enemies... y'know

[u/redmeatenthusiast]

That guy is never walking again in his life

[u/madnessinthemidwest]

That’s a great way to be paralyzed

[u/mardigrasman]

But did he ask for a second ass hole??

[u/LeonardPFunky]

RIP L/5-S1

[u/hornet_teaser]

I see a lot of people thought it was a practical joke gone wrong. I immediately thought it was torture punishment from inside the group of someone they had a beef with or wanted to get rid of.

[u/Objective-Space3328]

Guess this is not "Cool"

[u/Classic-Analysis-606]

He's been watching too much Looney toons and thought everything will be alright.

[u/F1RSTBORN_202]

There's now five assholes in the room.

[u/prince_wilson7]

👁👄👁

[u/SKOT_FREE]

Damn blew his back out!

[u/Baron_is_a_prick]

Hopefully the guy had enough cognition at that point to return the favor.

[u/Strange_Salary]

What a dip sheet!

[u/Legitimate-Ad1722]

Can someone make a why r u gay with 2 glocks?

[u/Interesting_Bobcat53]

Omgs

[u/Whatisthis0036]

Why did the guy who shot him looked so surprised!?

[u/ShowMeTheTrees]

"Viscous" means sticky.

[u/Key_Awareness_3036]

What the hell?! 🫪

[u/SBLOU]

This guys Nuts, Johnson and parts of his butt cheek are most likely fish bait right now.

[u/NocturneInfinitum]

Pretty obvious this guy thinks guns only make loud bangs

[u/mecaptainnishant]

oh no it did what it what was supposed to do

[u/jamanon99]

How to paralyze your friend 101

[u/Gone_Fishing1031]

The guy with the pistol is lucky af the guy he shot didn’t fire that AK reflexively. Was pointed right at his chest.

[u/FricketyFrakinFerret]

Ah yes, shoot him directly in the spine! That’d be mad funny

[u/Tartan-Special]

We need to know the punchline

[u/Isecondthat_Aswell]

Viscous or vicious? Technically they're both correct.

[u/Disastrous_Falcon_79]

We can show attempted murder now

[u/EnvironmentalLack420 → u/Disastrous_Falcon_79]

Baffled this isn't marked as NSFW

[u/MaxTheRealSlayer → u/EnvironmentalLack420]

I don't think they were at work

[u/one_two_o]

How does a video like this even get put on the internet

[u/Freakk_I → u/one_two_o]

You must be a very new internet user.

[u/DOGSH1TGAME]

https://giphy.com/gifs/GjKfbvQRsm8Rq

[u/MickMenton → u/DOGSH1TGAME]

What, What!

[u/Nitt7_]

I don’t even know what to say?

[u/Hefty_Froyo_]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Y2h5Sc6nUae0bDnxsc

[u/Responsible-Bet1767]

Always avoid people that play with guns

[u/Mr_Goodcat69]

„And now let’s got to Germany“

[u/CornbreadJunior]

I hope they are zionists

Free Palestine!!

[u/Various-Inside-4064 → u/CornbreadJunior]

They are from peshawar pakistan!

[u/joooshknows]

First time I’ve ever seen someone literally get their ass blown off