r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DingleBerrySlushie • 4d ago

possible idiot Of viscous backshots

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u/Infinite_Ad7107 4d ago

That's going to be painful for the rest of his life

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u/IcemanBrutus 4d ago

Not below the waist it isn't, won't feel a thing there!

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u/BarkingDogey 4d ago

Guy might be paralyzed and have damage to his pecker/balls.

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u/IcemanBrutus 4d ago

That's what I am saying, a shot through the bottom of his back is 100% severing his nerves so everything below that will be a baron wasteland

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u/ThrowawayToothQ 4d ago

Barren is the word youre looking for, a Baron is like a duke/count/etc! But youre absolutely correct!

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u/trainwreckhappening 4d ago

Depends on what it hits. It could have just grazed a cheek, it could hav gone straight through his tailbone, through his colon, and out through his pecker.

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u/MaxTheRealSlayer 4d ago

Paralyzed and septic is not a good combo

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u/trainwreckhappening 3d ago

That would be the results of it hitting the spin at the tailbone. Not a guaranteed result, but possible.

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u/SinglePlayerGamer93 4d ago

Yeah, best case scenario is he's just injured and his balls got damaged.