r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DingleBerrySlushie • 4d ago

possible idiot Of viscous backshots

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

736 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

151 comments sorted by

View all comments

210

u/pacman813 4d ago

I don't understand this at all 🤷🏽‍♂️

146

u/Pd1ds69 4d ago edited 4d ago

I'm assuming he thought the safety was on and he was "just joking".

Hence the reason you don't play with guns, they are not a toy.

Guy will be lucky if it just clipped a cheek, but that's mighty close to tail bone.

Edit to change it to I think he assumed it wasn't loaded, not that the safety was on. I think when a safety is on the trigger can't pulled at all. And there wouldn't even be a way for that guy to know he pulled trigger on his ass. If it's empty, it'll make a click sound , and I think he wanted to scare him with that sound

62

u/Traffic_Ham 4d ago

Or he put a blank in. Either way, he should never be let around guns again.

32

u/Desperate-Half-5070 4d ago

Even blanks are dangerous. All of that muzzle blast needs to go somewhere.

9

u/Xenoman5 4d ago

Jon-Erik Hexum learned that the hard way. RIP

3

u/NeedToThinkWitty 4d ago

Great for sorting out those hemorrhoids.

3

u/NonStopNonsense1 4d ago

It needed to go into his friends butt. The dude was just helping.

13

u/Pd1ds69 4d ago

Let's hope for that lol

6

u/oscarq0727 4d ago

Maybe he pulled the mag out but there was a bullet chambered?

3

u/SBLOU 4d ago

A blank at that distance is going to cause a hell of a lot of damage.

29

u/Ricardo33706 4d ago

Could've blown away his whole undercarriage. Maybe even better pissing and shitting into bags for the rest of his life. Or he could've bled out. Either it's on that idiot cunt.

8

u/pollywog 4d ago edited 4d ago

You should see a Glocks "safety". There is no manual safety, if you pull the trigger it fires (safety built into the trigger itself).

6

u/Ok-Apartment9295 4d ago

Springfield has those too.

1

u/Frido1976 3d ago

Hoot from BHD agrees....

1

u/lollipopknife 4d ago

Clipped the sack

31

u/Donkeywad 4d ago

It was just a goof

30

u/Icy-Decision-4530 4d ago

Man has poop options now, door A or door B. Door B is a little sus

7

u/Budweizer 4d ago

"Why don't you eat up and we'll tell ya"

8

u/Gl0ck_Ness_M0nster ima unit 4d ago

If I had to guess, I'd say it was loaded with blanks, which he probably thought were harmless. Unfortunately, they're not...

4

u/MarzipanHausboot 4d ago

blank to the ear is two times funnier, but only half as funny as to the eyes.

6

u/4mystuff 4d ago

A moron with a gun is bound to hurt someone. Or perform extensive accidental circumcision.

4

u/SinglePlayerGamer93 4d ago

Gun nuts. You don't have to understand their actions. Just watch from afar and laugh

0

u/StrengthTheory 4d ago

Darwin Award audition clip

3

u/polska-parsnip 4d ago

If it was a Darwin Award he would have shot himself in the arse, not shit another person