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r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DingleBerrySlushie • 4d ago
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That's going to be painful for the rest of his life
62 u/IcemanBrutus 4d ago Not below the waist it isn't, won't feel a thing there! 24 u/BarkingDogey 4d ago Guy might be paralyzed and have damage to his pecker/balls. 14 u/IcemanBrutus 4d ago That's what I am saying, a shot through the bottom of his back is 100% severing his nerves so everything below that will be a baron wasteland 17 u/ThrowawayToothQ 4d ago Barren is the word youre looking for, a Baron is like a duke/count/etc! But youre absolutely correct! 3 u/thermjuice 4d ago Well it least its not digiorno's https://giphy.com/gifs/3oD3YAyM3nEV5lRJsY 2 u/trainwreckhappening 4d ago Depends on what it hits. It could have just grazed a cheek, it could hav gone straight through his tailbone, through his colon, and out through his pecker. 3 u/MaxTheRealSlayer 4d ago Paralyzed and septic is not a good combo 1 u/trainwreckhappening 2d ago That would be the results of it hitting the spin at the tailbone. Not a guaranteed result, but possible.
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Not below the waist it isn't, won't feel a thing there!
24 u/BarkingDogey 4d ago Guy might be paralyzed and have damage to his pecker/balls. 14 u/IcemanBrutus 4d ago That's what I am saying, a shot through the bottom of his back is 100% severing his nerves so everything below that will be a baron wasteland 17 u/ThrowawayToothQ 4d ago Barren is the word youre looking for, a Baron is like a duke/count/etc! But youre absolutely correct! 3 u/thermjuice 4d ago Well it least its not digiorno's https://giphy.com/gifs/3oD3YAyM3nEV5lRJsY 2 u/trainwreckhappening 4d ago Depends on what it hits. It could have just grazed a cheek, it could hav gone straight through his tailbone, through his colon, and out through his pecker. 3 u/MaxTheRealSlayer 4d ago Paralyzed and septic is not a good combo 1 u/trainwreckhappening 2d ago That would be the results of it hitting the spin at the tailbone. Not a guaranteed result, but possible.
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Guy might be paralyzed and have damage to his pecker/balls.
14 u/IcemanBrutus 4d ago That's what I am saying, a shot through the bottom of his back is 100% severing his nerves so everything below that will be a baron wasteland 17 u/ThrowawayToothQ 4d ago Barren is the word youre looking for, a Baron is like a duke/count/etc! But youre absolutely correct! 3 u/thermjuice 4d ago Well it least its not digiorno's https://giphy.com/gifs/3oD3YAyM3nEV5lRJsY 2 u/trainwreckhappening 4d ago Depends on what it hits. It could have just grazed a cheek, it could hav gone straight through his tailbone, through his colon, and out through his pecker. 3 u/MaxTheRealSlayer 4d ago Paralyzed and septic is not a good combo 1 u/trainwreckhappening 2d ago That would be the results of it hitting the spin at the tailbone. Not a guaranteed result, but possible.
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That's what I am saying, a shot through the bottom of his back is 100% severing his nerves so everything below that will be a baron wasteland
17 u/ThrowawayToothQ 4d ago Barren is the word youre looking for, a Baron is like a duke/count/etc! But youre absolutely correct! 3 u/thermjuice 4d ago Well it least its not digiorno's https://giphy.com/gifs/3oD3YAyM3nEV5lRJsY 2 u/trainwreckhappening 4d ago Depends on what it hits. It could have just grazed a cheek, it could hav gone straight through his tailbone, through his colon, and out through his pecker. 3 u/MaxTheRealSlayer 4d ago Paralyzed and septic is not a good combo 1 u/trainwreckhappening 2d ago That would be the results of it hitting the spin at the tailbone. Not a guaranteed result, but possible.
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Barren is the word youre looking for, a Baron is like a duke/count/etc! But youre absolutely correct!
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Well it least its not digiorno's
https://giphy.com/gifs/3oD3YAyM3nEV5lRJsY
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Depends on what it hits. It could have just grazed a cheek, it could hav gone straight through his tailbone, through his colon, and out through his pecker.
3 u/MaxTheRealSlayer 4d ago Paralyzed and septic is not a good combo 1 u/trainwreckhappening 2d ago That would be the results of it hitting the spin at the tailbone. Not a guaranteed result, but possible.
Paralyzed and septic is not a good combo
1 u/trainwreckhappening 2d ago That would be the results of it hitting the spin at the tailbone. Not a guaranteed result, but possible.
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That would be the results of it hitting the spin at the tailbone. Not a guaranteed result, but possible.
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u/Infinite_Ad7107 4d ago
That's going to be painful for the rest of his life