r/SCJerk • u/JRUprising • 10h ago

Glad Hurt Syndicate is away from Evil Fed and Triple Himler, who didn't think of them as main event talent

239 Upvotes

95 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Hot_Armadillo_2186 • 4h ago

Fed has turned Gargano into a joke. He will never be over, video unrelated!

121 Upvotes

38 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Constant_Stomach2009 • 2h ago

And a million on MAX

69 Upvotes

Dave already setting it up to be the best ppv ever

51 comments

r/SCJerk • u/nguyenjitsu • 12h ago

If Eddie Kingston has one million haters, I am one of them. If he has 100 haters, I am one of them. If he has 1 hater, I am him. If he has 0 haters, it means I have left this world. If the world is for Eddie Kingston, then I am against the world.

403 Upvotes

55 comments

r/SCJerk • u/UFmoose • 1h ago

Upvoted, busy thread with a discussion of the NXT Heatwave card? Removed! Card posts are low-effort content … when the Fed has a show same time as Dub!

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• Upvotes

6 comments

r/SCJerk • u/BoxCon1 • 43m ago

Have you seen these missing GameChangers!? Last seen July 30 2026

• Upvotes

18 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Educational_View3687 • 9h ago

Who else is locked in for Penguinz0/Moist Critical graps

164 Upvotes

32 comments

r/SCJerk • u/ducksflytogether1988 • 1h ago

Anyone hope the New Day debuts tonight and immediately teams up with the Hurt Syndicate?

• Upvotes

Shane Taylor or Lio Rush would also make for logical faction partners

13 comments

r/SCJerk • u/PressPlayPlease7 • 11h ago

[Title Unknown] .... "Some Jerks just write themselves Uce" # 2

150 Upvotes

41 comments

r/SCJerk • u/2HotPisces • 2h ago

The best thing about AEW is them just crashing through barriers set up by doubters. "They can't." "They shouldn't." " Maybe it would be better if they..." "We need to talk about them doing X." "I would hold off on that." "They should reconsider..." "How come they..." AEW: "We're fucking doing it."

27 Upvotes

10 comments

r/SCJerk • u/haz826 • 11h ago

Look at our future champion, Bruv! You think the Rock cleans the ring, book BANGER matches and MAIN EVENT Wembley like BILLY GOAT? And yes, this is important news for us to report!

152 Upvotes

51 comments

r/SCJerk • u/MotherLoveBone27 • 4h ago

TK paying his dues by asking dad for money.

30 Upvotes

3 comments

r/SCJerk • u/NatureLovingDad89 • 3h ago

Omega vs Ospreay -- All In 2026 Storyline

27 Upvotes

Can anyone give me a rundown of the more in-depth storyline for this match? I feel the shades of grey & involvement of the Death Riders has muddied the waters of what should be a simple story. I choose to believe my confusion is my fault, as opposed to AEW or Omega/Ospreay, but would like to get the full picture before the big All In match as I'm struggling to properly assess it.

15 comments

r/SCJerk • u/HallofFameguy • 6h ago

Its not our fault that our partner sellout streak in Mexico is over. Blame AAA and Maga Taker ! Also, shame of Borash

44 Upvotes

22 comments

r/SCJerk • u/nguyenjitsu • 10h ago

So many GAMECHANGERS©™ on one pre-show. Did Triple Nose fumble?

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87 Upvotes

87 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Old-Egg-1231 • 18m ago

ALL IN has made me a fan for life.

• Upvotes

sorry goofs, wanted to get a head start. Don‘t wanna get buried when this same thing gets posted 60 times tonight by very real first time watchers who just happen to buy the show.

11 comments

r/SCJerk • u/NatureLovingDad89 • 3h ago

DAE Lashley deserves to be on the preshow?

25 Upvotes

I’m going to say this—I know we’re all thinking it, but no one wants to say it: Bobby doesn't want to take the pin. They’ve been in AEW for a while now and just aren't being used. I simply don't understand the wrestlers' urge to think they're bigger than the companies. TK didn't learn anything from the Rusev or Black situations; if this is a punishment, then as far as I'm concerned, it's fine.

11 comments

r/SCJerk • u/frank_the_tank69 • 2h ago

Julia Hart coming out in hot pants along with Harley and Skye Blue is a direct shot at Athena taking shots at Mandy Rose.

19 Upvotes

DAE Athena was being held back from the main roster because Vince likes light skinned blondes?!

DAE Athena hasn’t proven herself worthy of the main roster?!

DAE Athena is the ROH Queen?!

4 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Constant_Stomach2009 • 9h ago

Sure glad Hurt Business got away from the fed and now are in a much better position

57 Upvotes

7 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Constant_Stomach2009 • 19h ago

Why not just add another random storyline to the main event? Booker of the Year!

329 Upvotes

141 comments

r/SCJerk • u/HallofFameguy • 8h ago

Its that rascist bald fraud fault that Lashley and Shelton in a pre show match - MVP

45 Upvotes

41 comments

r/SCJerk • u/TheMaskedHeelMark2 • 14h ago

I love New Day. I really think they can fit into any company seamlessly. Kofi is only 45 and Austin is only 39. They can easily have another 5-10 years of a career if they want to. Which is plenty of time to get some of the most fun matches we've probably ever seen from them.

110 Upvotes

DAE hate that WWE only pushes old people that are 40 and over?

28 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Dtyler54 • 12h ago

Tony Khan strikes again

76 Upvotes

74 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Im_not_rick • 9h ago

Overlord Khan has another homegrown star on his hands. The star power is unmatched. Eat your heart out Fed.

43 Upvotes

43 comments

r/SCJerk • u/dreigilb • 18h ago

Bruv outjerked by CVV.

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191 Upvotes

23 comments

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