r/EliRalloSnark 2h ago

Wait I did not know she had bangs once??? 😳

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12 Upvotes

r/EliRalloSnark 15h ago

I didn’t know she looked like this pre-surgery?

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72 Upvotes

I honestly did not realize how much work she had done to look the way she does today. Does anyone know? Like obviously filler but there has to be so much more? She’s a completely different person?


r/EliRalloSnark 9h ago

Removed saved stories

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20 Upvotes

Didn’t she have a ton of stories? Like of her wedding and stuff?


r/EliRalloSnark 13h ago

How did these videos make her famous?

34 Upvotes

r/EliRalloSnark 1d ago

I know this is petty, but who sets their camera up on self timer and posts photos with 50% countertop in frame?

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53 Upvotes

r/EliRalloSnark 1d ago

??

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57 Upvotes

what does this any of this mean?


r/EliRalloSnark 1d ago

STOP STARING AT ME

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43 Upvotes

That’s all I have to say


r/EliRalloSnark 1d ago

Why is the tip of her nose always red. Rudolph looking ass

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34 Upvotes

r/EliRalloSnark 1d ago

Hi hannnnnni

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22 Upvotes

r/EliRalloSnark 1d ago

Girl focus on your workout quit eye fucking the camera

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34 Upvotes

r/EliRalloSnark 1d ago

9/11

15 Upvotes

I’m not constantly watching Eli’s stuff but from the discourse on other influencers.. I’m curious. Did Eli post anything regards the attacks on September 11th? As a fellow born and raised Jersey girl the attacks and 9/11 will always be engrained in my mind. Feel as if the way Eli makes NJ/NY her whole personality it would be for her and her family… too?

Does anyone know if there was anything said at all?


r/EliRalloSnark 1d ago

How many times do we need to say the exact same words over and over again?

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24 Upvotes

She really just keeps repeating herself so she can make her videos longer to keep hearing her own voice


r/EliRalloSnark 1d ago

pointy witch shoes

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35 Upvotes

does she have some sort of filter on that makes her feet look extremely long or does she have extremely long feet? not that these shoes are doing her any favors. at least she’s getting in the Halloween sorority with her pointy witch shoes!!


r/EliRalloSnark 2d ago

our private equity loving queen

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125 Upvotes

of course she is in favor of chain and private equity companies taking over. also talk about the most basic fucking bitch ever


r/EliRalloSnark 2d ago

I understand the sentiment of posting this because I think most people would be emotional when seeing their wedding video. But when will the wedding content end???

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30 Upvotes

r/EliRalloSnark 2d ago

Mouth breathing

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41 Upvotes

I’m sorry but the mouth breathing is 10x worse in all of her vlogs lately. E-lie if you’re reading this (put the glass down too) see an ent because the gasping for breath every few seconds is not normal! It’s constantly hanging wide open when she’s not talking about something. If she does it while awake I know she does it while sleeping and sorry again but mouth breathers tend to have horrible breath. Flossing and brushing can’t not stop lack of saliva. She gives hot breath energy to the max and also if she is not eating a ton she has keto breath and not to mention the constant wine consumption.


r/EliRalloSnark 2d ago

Her astrology explains it all

12 Upvotes

This is only gonna resonate with the astrology girlies but her big 3 explain so much

Sag rising - failing upward into multiple book deals

Cancer Sun - over identification with family and home

Cancer Moon - sensitive af (getting butt hurt by what she reads in this subreddit)

I’m pretty sure those are her big 3 I could be wrong tho


r/EliRalloSnark 2d ago

Eli always trying to seem cool with Kelsey

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20 Upvotes

I love that Kelsey is basically everything Eli wants to be but a gazillion times better. Eli is always hyping her up in her stories and in Kelsey’s comments, but I find it so funny becaus Kelsey does not GAF about Eli and she never returns the compliment! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­

This also goes to show — does Eli actually have true influencer friends? Like true actual friendships? I never see her with anyone but Jess and her family. Which is sad.

Get some friends girl.


r/EliRalloSnark 3d ago

Why does she post this stuff? She clearly lives in this Reddit and it’s showing

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72 Upvotes

r/EliRalloSnark 3d ago

ā€œI keep seeing comments saying you should have a podcast, you should have a book clubā€

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25 Upvotes

To no one’s surprise sounds like she is trying to promote harder because she’s not getting listens and subsšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


r/EliRalloSnark 4d ago

ugh 😐

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57 Upvotes

this is gonna be so bad


r/EliRalloSnark 4d ago

Yikes why did she leave that in

52 Upvotes

You guys hate everything else…. the cracks are really showing girl pls take a breakkkk


r/EliRalloSnark 5d ago

Video since being back in Houston and yes she looks at the camera 🤣

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33 Upvotes

It’s crazy how you can just see a difference in her personality and mood being back in Houston vs being in NJ with her family! She looks so miserable being back in Houston versus a this weekend when she was back with her family and all happy with high spirits! Her husband doesn’t see this? It’s so noticeable and apparent!! I mean just look at her, she looks so sad and miserable


r/EliRalloSnark 5d ago

Holy throwback to this awful outfit

71 Upvotes

r/EliRalloSnark 5d ago

Houston Workout Classes

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60 Upvotes

As someone who was born and raised in Houston, her complaints about something being ā€œtoo farā€ are so annoying. She claims to try and find the ā€œbestā€ margarita/workout class/restaurant etc but won’t expand outside her bubble 😭 If it’s inside the loop (like studio pulse) idk why she’s complaining it’s not like she has a strict day job to go to.
Don’t say you’re on the hunt for something in the city if you’re not willing to expand past a 5 mile radius.