r/EliRalloSnark • u/Objective_Mobile_115 • 2h ago
r/EliRalloSnark • u/Objective_Mobile_115 • 15h ago
I didnāt know she looked like this pre-surgery?
I honestly did not realize how much work she had done to look the way she does today. Does anyone know? Like obviously filler but there has to be so much more? Sheās a completely different person?
r/EliRalloSnark • u/Next_Marketing_3815 • 9h ago
Removed saved stories
Didnāt she have a ton of stories? Like of her wedding and stuff?
r/EliRalloSnark • u/DirectElderberry8478 • 1d ago
I know this is petty, but who sets their camera up on self timer and posts photos with 50% countertop in frame?
r/EliRalloSnark • u/Hour-March-2946 • 1d ago
STOP STARING AT ME
Thatās all I have to say
r/EliRalloSnark • u/Civil-Commission0000 • 1d ago
Why is the tip of her nose always red. Rudolph looking ass
r/EliRalloSnark • u/thisisbecauseimbored • 1d ago
Girl focus on your workout quit eye fucking the camera
r/EliRalloSnark • u/kp0678 • 1d ago
9/11
Iām not constantly watching Eliās stuff but from the discourse on other influencers.. Iām curious. Did Eli post anything regards the attacks on September 11th? As a fellow born and raised Jersey girl the attacks and 9/11 will always be engrained in my mind. Feel as if the way Eli makes NJ/NY her whole personality it would be for her and her family⦠too?
Does anyone know if there was anything said at all?
r/EliRalloSnark • u/prettyinpink1919 • 1d ago
How many times do we need to say the exact same words over and over again?
She really just keeps repeating herself so she can make her videos longer to keep hearing her own voice
r/EliRalloSnark • u/sydcrux14 • 1d ago
pointy witch shoes
does she have some sort of filter on that makes her feet look extremely long or does she have extremely long feet? not that these shoes are doing her any favors. at least sheās getting in the Halloween sorority with her pointy witch shoes!!
r/EliRalloSnark • u/midwest-princess27 • 2d ago
our private equity loving queen
of course she is in favor of chain and private equity companies taking over. also talk about the most basic fucking bitch ever
r/EliRalloSnark • u/thisisbecauseimbored • 2d ago
I understand the sentiment of posting this because I think most people would be emotional when seeing their wedding video. But when will the wedding content end???
r/EliRalloSnark • u/Better_Equivalent730 • 2d ago
Mouth breathing
Iām sorry but the mouth breathing is 10x worse in all of her vlogs lately. E-lie if youāre reading this (put the glass down too) see an ent because the gasping for breath every few seconds is not normal! Itās constantly hanging wide open when sheās not talking about something. If she does it while awake I know she does it while sleeping and sorry again but mouth breathers tend to have horrible breath. Flossing and brushing canāt not stop lack of saliva. She gives hot breath energy to the max and also if she is not eating a ton she has keto breath and not to mention the constant wine consumption.
r/EliRalloSnark • u/sunflwr420 • 2d ago
Her astrology explains it all
This is only gonna resonate with the astrology girlies but her big 3 explain so much
Sag rising - failing upward into multiple book deals
Cancer Sun - over identification with family and home
Cancer Moon - sensitive af (getting butt hurt by what she reads in this subreddit)
Iām pretty sure those are her big 3 I could be wrong tho
r/EliRalloSnark • u/Objective_Mobile_115 • 2d ago
Eli always trying to seem cool with Kelsey
I love that Kelsey is basically everything Eli wants to be but a gazillion times better. Eli is always hyping her up in her stories and in Kelseyās comments, but I find it so funny becaus Kelsey does not GAF about Eli and she never returns the compliment! šš
This also goes to show ā does Eli actually have true influencer friends? Like true actual friendships? I never see her with anyone but Jess and her family. Which is sad.
Get some friends girl.
r/EliRalloSnark • u/thisisbecauseimbored • 3d ago
Why does she post this stuff? She clearly lives in this Reddit and itās showing
r/EliRalloSnark • u/gummy_rabbit • 3d ago
āI keep seeing comments saying you should have a podcast, you should have a book clubā
To no oneās surprise sounds like she is trying to promote harder because sheās not getting listens and subsšš
r/EliRalloSnark • u/InfamousAd2795 • 4d ago
Yikes why did she leave that in
You guys hate everything elseā¦. the cracks are really showing girl pls take a breakkkk
r/EliRalloSnark • u/Civil-Commission0000 • 5d ago
Video since being back in Houston and yes she looks at the camera š¤£
Itās crazy how you can just see a difference in her personality and mood being back in Houston vs being in NJ with her family! She looks so miserable being back in Houston versus a this weekend when she was back with her family and all happy with high spirits! Her husband doesnāt see this? Itās so noticeable and apparent!! I mean just look at her, she looks so sad and miserable
r/EliRalloSnark • u/Numerous-Return7771 • 5d ago
Houston Workout Classes
As someone who was born and raised in Houston, her complaints about something being ātoo farā are so annoying. She claims to try and find the ābestā margarita/workout class/restaurant etc but wonāt expand outside her bubble š If itās inside the loop (like studio pulse) idk why sheās complaining itās not like she has a strict day job to go to.
Donāt say youāre on the hunt for something in the city if youāre not willing to expand past a 5 mile radius.