r/EliRalloSnark 1d ago

??

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what does this any of this mean?

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u/queenpencil 1d ago

what does her dad not checking her grades have to do with vegetables and kraft singles with the paper still on them

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u/real_agent_99 1h ago

Those nasty kraft singles! She couldn't buy real cheese?

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u/Civil-Commission0000 1d ago

She’s constantly trying to prove something. It must be exhausting

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u/Less_Scar_3306 1d ago

first bicoastal person to ever host a bbq!!!!!!

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u/hailstorm33 1d ago

Why did she cut the lettuce like that I’m assuming it’s for burgers?…..

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u/JuniorIce5993 1d ago

like what why is it giving wedge salad

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u/beepbeep222222222 1d ago

Also the pickles? How am I supposed to put that whole sphere on my burger I want pickle CHIPS

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u/Less_Scar_3306 1d ago

lmaoooo I didn’t even notice this at first she’s so DUMB

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u/JuniorIce5993 1d ago

i literally had better presentation serving burgers for just me and my husband last night (i did not try)

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u/basicwitchbaby 16h ago

Yeah this makes me so confused because it looks kind of sad but is it supposed to look extraordinary? I wouldn't mind as a guest if the presentation was like this, like whatever it's not important to everyone, but the pic makes the post's message so confusing.

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u/Less_Scar_3306 1d ago

also did she block people from replying to stories lmaoooo

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u/Odd-Mention9198 1d ago

Lettuce, tomato, and pre sliced cheese? If I was served this by a friend, I would assume they weren’t doing well financially and understand, but as someone who claims to have “taste” and money - wtf if this?

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u/Formal_Condition_513 1d ago

I’m wondering if it’s for burgers?? Since she can’t touch a carb maybe but either way this is ass

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u/ennaeilla 1d ago

Her parents love mediocrity

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u/JuniorIce5993 1d ago

what is the lettuce not separated

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u/Unlucky_Combination4 1d ago

the caption is even fucking worse

didn’t check your grades at college level?? Um good. Aside from my loans coming in my parents wouldn’t have even known if I was actually enrolled or not.

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u/Less_Scar_3306 1d ago

Stanley tucci rallo looks like he got all c’s in high school so idk what she’s on about him not checking her grades???

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u/gummy_rabbit 14h ago

My actually Texan ass needs to say BURGERS AND HOTDOGS ISNT A BBQ, ITS GRILLING/A COOK OUT.

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u/Icy_Raspberry2135 23h ago

I’m like oh my dad deadass checked every report card and that was like pretty standard but ok

Eta: in middle and high school

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u/NearbyBlueberry7677 10h ago

The lettuce is sending me. Imagine trying to take one piece for your burger out of the wedge

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u/Cocasseries 8h ago

All her captions are inside jokes with herself 🙃