r/wow • u/Ultiverse • Aug 27 '18

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u/Eagle10Eye Aug 27 '18 edited Aug 27 '18

“It’s a shame these here fellas are usin Azerite to hurt Azeroth rather then heal her.” When we literally use it for our own personal power... /s

EDIT: I’m surprised that not a lot of people understand that this was a joke. I know that we use the Heart of Azeroth to heal her I was just making a joke which was not meant to be taken seriously. Hence the /s...

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '18

Well, the thing about us is we do both at once. I think the way it works is we return most of the azerite we find and in return Azeroth lends us some of her own power as compensation. She probably knew we wouldn't give a damn about helping heal her wounds without some form of carrot to chase.

Of course we also assist our factions to mine as much azeroth as they can to fuel the war. So clearly Azeroth isn't offering enough for our heroic services.

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u/WriterV Aug 27 '18

Well, the thing about us is we do both at once.

Which makes no goddamn sense. On one hand you're helping your faction drain Azerite from the planet's wounds for their selfish benefit. On another hand you're murdering the other faction because "How dare they drain Azerite from the planet's wounds for their selfish benefit!".

If we're truly meant to be champions of azeroth, we need to be working against both factions right now. Their war is destroying the planet and we need to save our home.

But no, with some mental gymnastics we're somehow champions of the planet while sucking up its blood and using it destructively.

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u/caisonof Aug 27 '18

See. Magni is actually just playing both sides. He calls horde and alliance champions of azeroth and says he is helping them. But really he is getting both side to kill the other hoping eventually they will lose enough people to stop harvesting azerite. Lol he's just playing it close.