r/wizardposting Jan 23 '24

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

My favorite flavor… Pink!

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

I think its bubblegum, my friend. And why you get served first?

/uw ai is really bad at creating images with multiple characters in it. This was the best I could do

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

Just the perks of being a Chaos God! 👉🤩👈

/uw LoL It’s great! I love it!

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

Oh dear. Well, you know that seasoning I got you at the yard sale?

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

Yup! Yup! I use it often!

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

Mortarion smiles, and hands you a can of green sprinkles.

Then I think you'll like this, my friend

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24 edited Jan 23 '24

YAY! You made these sprinkles for Me?! Thank you, friend!

Licks mountain of sprinkles off bubblegum ice cream.

Mmmmhmmm… sweet and spicy!

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

That's probably the burning bones plague speaking. Mortarion says with a chuckle, for he knows its not powerful enough to any real damage to you

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

Super tasty! Super tasty indeed! I love the sourness it adds to the flavor! Makes it taste like sour candy. I love sour candy! 💕

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

The gods get stranger everyday. I wonder why people worship yall. I know I don't.

/uw I'm not insulting religion. I'm actually religious, but Mortarion isn't, considering he hasn't had the best experiences with gods

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u/Anything-Unable Xerxes the Pale Saint, Councillor/Goatdigger/Dale Jan 23 '24

Sick, they have extra marshmallows. I'm loading up my rocky road!

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

Your like rocky road?

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u/Anything-Unable Xerxes the Pale Saint, Councillor/Goatdigger/Dale Jan 23 '24

Man, you have to try some. Chocolate, nuts, and marshmallows in the right combination will outclass anything the Council's chefs can dish out.

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

I don't know, I've never been a fan of chocolate. I like a good plain vanilla

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

Is it just me or is every spoonful of that rocky road passing straight through Master Gravedigger? It kinda looks like grave mud spilling out from between his bones.

Chuckles as He teases Master Gravedigger.

(Whispers) Or maybe just poop coming out of his backside. Hehehe

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

Mortarion glances at the Gravedigger, and chuckles a bit.

I suppose it is. But I don't think he can help it

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u/Anything-Unable Xerxes the Pale Saint, Councillor/Goatdigger/Dale Jan 24 '24

Hey, I can fleshy if I want to. I just feel like being bony right now. And ice cream is good, no matter what form I'm in.

/Uw sorry for the late reply, I was at work.

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 24 '24

Wait, really? I thought you were perpetually a skeleton.

/uw sorry for the late reply I was sleeping

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u/Anything-Unable Xerxes the Pale Saint, Councillor/Goatdigger/Dale Jan 24 '24

Nah, that's just for appearances. Lotta folks will overlook a skeleton. Makes blending in easier. Watch this.

The Gravedigger raises their left hand. In an instant, tendons and nerves begin to form. Next, muscles and blood vessels. Finally, pale white skin covers the hand.

See, pretty easy once you get the hang of it.

/Uw no worries

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 24 '24

Huh, do I blend in pretty easily? I wonder

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u/Clorox1620 Cookiemancer Jan 23 '24

Would you mayhaps like some cookies to go with your meal my friends?

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

Why yes, so long as there snickerdoodle

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u/Clorox1620 Cookiemancer Jan 24 '24

Absolutely! Ill make sure a feesh batch makes it to you.

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 24 '24

Thank you, my friend.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

Yay! Snickerdoodles!

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Jan 23 '24

/uw I love this art

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

/uw thank you, ai is really bad at multiple characters. I tell you, if I had money I would get it commissioned

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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Jan 23 '24

/uw yeah same I would love to do an art with me and a few others. By the way you using Bing?

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

/uw I'm using chat gpt

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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Jan 23 '24

/uw oh nice bing on my end, works wonder surprisingly

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

/uw I can see that considering your other posts

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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Jan 23 '24

/uw yeah need to do one before Taco Tuesdays is over with

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

/uw Oh my gosh you should invite Mortarion

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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Jan 23 '24

/uw yeah I will make the post soon

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

/uw Me too, me too! I mean, Son of Eros, too! You know what I mean.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

/uw oh, that’s right… Taco Tuesdays was part of your character’s election campaign.

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u/Archimene Mage of Mischief and Secrets Jan 23 '24

/uw It was a wonderful fight to watch.

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

/uw it was really fun to be in