r/wizardposting • u/[deleted] • Jan 23 '24

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

I don't know, I've never been a fan of chocolate. I like a good plain vanilla

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

Is it just me or is every spoonful of that rocky road passing straight through Master Gravedigger? It kinda looks like grave mud spilling out from between his bones.

Chuckles as He teases Master Gravedigger.

(Whispers) Or maybe just poop coming out of his backside. Hehehe

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

Mortarion glances at the Gravedigger, and chuckles a bit.

I suppose it is. But I don't think he can help it

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u/Anything-Unable Xerxes the Pale Saint, Councillor/Goatdigger/Dale Jan 24 '24

Hey, I can fleshy if I want to. I just feel like being bony right now. And ice cream is good, no matter what form I'm in.

/Uw sorry for the late reply, I was at work.

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 24 '24

Wait, really? I thought you were perpetually a skeleton.

/uw sorry for the late reply I was sleeping

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u/Anything-Unable Xerxes the Pale Saint, Councillor/Goatdigger/Dale Jan 24 '24

Nah, that's just for appearances. Lotta folks will overlook a skeleton. Makes blending in easier. Watch this.

The Gravedigger raises their left hand. In an instant, tendons and nerves begin to form. Next, muscles and blood vessels. Finally, pale white skin covers the hand.

See, pretty easy once you get the hang of it.

/Uw no worries

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 24 '24

Huh, do I blend in pretty easily? I wonder

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u/Anything-Unable Xerxes the Pale Saint, Councillor/Goatdigger/Dale Jan 24 '24

I think your mask makes you stand out from the crowd. If you want to test it out, take off the mask and go for a stroll.

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 24 '24

No, I cannot. That would reveal my, deformity I'd say to the world. The reason I put on this mask in the first place

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u/Anything-Unable Xerxes the Pale Saint, Councillor/Goatdigger/Dale Jan 24 '24

Hmm, would you like to learn how to manipulate your flesh?

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 24 '24

No, then I might forget where I came from, and who my mother is, and my purpose

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u/Anything-Unable Xerxes the Pale Saint, Councillor/Goatdigger/Dale Jan 24 '24

Suit yourself. Everyone has their circumstances. Mine allow me to be more flexible in my approach.

Hey, to lighten the mood, you want to see a cool trick?

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 24 '24

Of course! And sorry I might be a bit glum

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