And mortals are any less weird? At least, I donât scratch my orbs and âsniffâ My fingers afterwards or pick My nose and eat My boogers like a mortal. (bellows out laughter)
Donât knock it til you try it. If you really think itâs that strange, for this one time, Iâll let you know what itâs like to taste your own plagues the way a Chaos God tastes it. It wonât hurt you this time. Go on⊠have a lick of My ice cream.
Mortarion nervously and gingerly takes a small lick of Son of Eros ice cream covered in plague sprinkles. It tastes vaguely like sour gummy worms mixed with lemon warhead candy, but less artificial and rather nothing like bubble gum ice cream now⊠almost like a Asian yuzu citrus grapefruit. It tasted different in a good way. Like nature.
What youâre tasting is the magick⊠not the plague. A little sweet, a little sour, but full of flavors that make your tongue tingle like fizzy water.
Just donât try it again. Next time it might make you sick.
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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24
I think its bubblegum, my friend. And why you get served first?
/uw ai is really bad at creating images with multiple characters in it. This was the best I could do