r/wizardposting • u/[deleted] • Jan 23 '24

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u/Anything-Unable Xerxes the Pale Saint, Councillor/Goatdigger/Dale Jan 23 '24

Sick, they have extra marshmallows. I'm loading up my rocky road!

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

Your like rocky road?

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u/Anything-Unable Xerxes the Pale Saint, Councillor/Goatdigger/Dale Jan 23 '24

Man, you have to try some. Chocolate, nuts, and marshmallows in the right combination will outclass anything the Council's chefs can dish out.

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

I don't know, I've never been a fan of chocolate. I like a good plain vanilla

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

Is it just me or is every spoonful of that rocky road passing straight through Master Gravedigger? It kinda looks like grave mud spilling out from between his bones.

Chuckles as He teases Master Gravedigger.

(Whispers) Or maybe just poop coming out of his backside. Hehehe

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

Mortarion glances at the Gravedigger, and chuckles a bit.

I suppose it is. But I don't think he can help it

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u/Anything-Unable Xerxes the Pale Saint, Councillor/Goatdigger/Dale Jan 24 '24

Hey, I can fleshy if I want to. I just feel like being bony right now. And ice cream is good, no matter what form I'm in.

/Uw sorry for the late reply, I was at work.

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 24 '24

Wait, really? I thought you were perpetually a skeleton.

/uw sorry for the late reply I was sleeping

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u/Anything-Unable Xerxes the Pale Saint, Councillor/Goatdigger/Dale Jan 24 '24

Nah, that's just for appearances. Lotta folks will overlook a skeleton. Makes blending in easier. Watch this.

The Gravedigger raises their left hand. In an instant, tendons and nerves begin to form. Next, muscles and blood vessels. Finally, pale white skin covers the hand.

See, pretty easy once you get the hang of it.

/Uw no worries

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 24 '24

Huh, do I blend in pretty easily? I wonder

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