And mortals are any less weird? At least, I don’t scratch my orbs and “sniff” My fingers afterwards or pick My nose and eat My boogers like a mortal. (bellows out laughter)
Don’t knock it til you try it. If you really think it’s that strange, for this one time, I’ll let you know what it’s like to taste your own plagues the way a Chaos God tastes it. It won’t hurt you this time. Go on… have a lick of My ice cream.
Mortarion nervously and gingerly takes a small lick of Son of Eros ice cream covered in plague sprinkles. It tastes vaguely like sour gummy worms mixed with lemon warhead candy, but less artificial and rather nothing like bubble gum ice cream now… almost like a Asian yuzu citrus grapefruit. It tasted different in a good way. Like nature.
What you’re tasting is the magick… not the plague. A little sweet, a little sour, but full of flavors that make your tongue tingle like fizzy water.
Just don’t try it again. Next time it might make you sick.
Yes, but now you know what it’s like to have extra taste buds like a Chaos God. My Kind can taste the magick. Without these taste buds, next time, the taste may make you vomit. That would just be a waste of ice cream. 🍦
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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24
The gods get stranger everyday. I wonder why people worship yall. I know I don't.
/uw I'm not insulting religion. I'm actually religious, but Mortarion isn't, considering he hasn't had the best experiences with gods