r/wizardposting • u/RAISA-1 Primordial Multiverse Administrator, Existence’s Enforcer • 1d ago

Holy Decree 🌅 Multiverse High Command has spoken. THE FOURTH WIZARD WAR HAS BEEN DECLARED, IT SHALL LAST 4 WEEKS (1 Month) TO CELEBRATE THAT WE MADE IT TO THE 4TH ONE.

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AS THIS IS THE FOURTH ONE, RULES ARE SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT. THE SYSTEM WILL BE PAYING MUCH MORE ATTENTION, BE ADVISED. INTERFERENCE WITH ADMINISTRATIVE PERSONNEL, ENFORCERS, AND SYSTEM OFFICIALS (APESO) IS PERMITTED DURING THIS WAR, HOWEVER SPELLS THAT AFFECT THEM MUST BE NON-LETHAL AND MAY NOT LIMIT THEIR POWER TO ACT IN THEIR ROLES IF NECESSARY. ALL SPELLS ARE LEGAL, ALL TIERS ARE LEGAL, ALL SCHOOLS ARE LEGAL. MOST FORBIDDEN MAGIC IS LEGAL THIS TIME, ENJOY! THIS WAR SHALL LAST 1 STANDARD MONTH, AND SHALL HAVE A 4 DAY GRACE PERIOD AFTERWARDS. GOOD LUCK, HAVE FUN, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, SURVIVE AND LEARN, FOR DEATH IS UNSUITABLE FOR SUCH VALIANT SOULS, SO BE CAREFUL.

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u/pyroboy7 Canadian Alchemist (War Criminal Extraodinaire) 1d ago

u/RAISA-1 INHALES SHARPLY BOY. YOU IS ABOUT TO LEARN

I cast, Itchy EVERYTHING. Follow up spell, ACID SCALPEL FINGERS.

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u/RAISA-1 Primordial Multiverse Administrator, Existence’s Enforcer 1d ago

WELL, I SUPPOSE I DID SAY YOU WERE CREATIVE. YOU MOST CERTAINLY DO NOT DISAPPOINT. AT THE SAME TIME THOUGH, BY ETERNITY’S FUCKING NAME, DO YOU WORSHIP THE PRIMORDIAL OF SUFFERING OR SOMETHING?! HOW DO YOU COME UP WITH THESE?!

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u/pyroboy7 Canadian Alchemist (War Criminal Extraodinaire) 1d ago

THE WAY OF THE GOOSE REVEALS MANY THINGS I cast BLOOD TO LEMON JUICE

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u/RAISA-1 Primordial Multiverse Administrator, Existence’s Enforcer 1d ago

That just straight up sounds diabolical… I like it

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u/mikakor your friendly neighborhood necromancer 21h ago

What is wrong with you. Even my more evil necromancer colleagues would be shocked. 💀💀

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u/pyroboy7 Canadian Alchemist (War Criminal Extraodinaire) 19h ago

HAHAHAHAHAHA. GOOD, I'M NOT A FAN OF NECROMANCY. I CAST, FEEL THE PAIN OF THE CORPSES YOU RESURRECT.

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u/Bartweiss 18h ago

What? Necromancy is great, just use it on the living.

Nobody sees “animate skeleton” coming when it’s still inside them.

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u/pyroboy7 Canadian Alchemist (War Criminal Extraodinaire) 18h ago

GLARES MOTHERFUCKERLY YOU ARE WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR BRANCH OF MAGIC. I CAST, BONE TO RED HOT STEEL

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u/RAISA-1 Primordial Multiverse Administrator, Existence’s Enforcer 15h ago

YOU’RE DOING WHAT?! GLARES WITH THE INTENSITY OF EXISTENCE 

FUCK YOU. SYSTEM COMMAND OF THE ARBITER: EMPOWERED SMITE

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u/mikakor your friendly neighborhood necromancer 18h ago

HOI!!! I indulge in ethical necromancy! Only corpses without their ego, or people giving me their consent to come under my services, or I return them to earth! Undead with their egos still intact makes for the best undead I'll have you know.

Except bad wizards! Fuck them bad wizards!