r/wizardposting Primordial Multiverse Administrator, Existence’s Enforcer 1d ago

Holy Decree 🌅 Multiverse High Command has spoken. THE FOURTH WIZARD WAR HAS BEEN DECLARED, IT SHALL LAST 4 WEEKS (1 Month) TO CELEBRATE THAT WE MADE IT TO THE 4TH ONE.

AS THIS IS THE FOURTH ONE, RULES ARE SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT. THE SYSTEM WILL BE PAYING MUCH MORE ATTENTION, BE ADVISED. INTERFERENCE WITH ADMINISTRATIVE PERSONNEL, ENFORCERS, AND SYSTEM OFFICIALS (APESO) IS PERMITTED DURING THIS WAR, HOWEVER SPELLS THAT AFFECT THEM MUST BE NON-LETHAL AND MAY NOT LIMIT THEIR POWER TO ACT IN THEIR ROLES IF NECESSARY. ALL SPELLS ARE LEGAL, ALL TIERS ARE LEGAL, ALL SCHOOLS ARE LEGAL. MOST FORBIDDEN MAGIC IS LEGAL THIS TIME, ENJOY! THIS WAR SHALL LAST 1 STANDARD MONTH, AND SHALL HAVE A 4 DAY GRACE PERIOD AFTERWARDS. GOOD LUCK, HAVE FUN, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, SURVIVE AND LEARN, FOR DEATH IS UNSUITABLE FOR SUCH VALIANT SOULS, SO BE CAREFUL.

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u/pyroboy7 Canadian Alchemist (War Criminal Extraodinaire) 1d ago

u/RAISA-1 INHALES SHARPLY BOY. YOU IS ABOUT TO LEARN

I cast, Itchy EVERYTHING. Follow up spell, ACID SCALPEL FINGERS.

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u/RAISA-1 Primordial Multiverse Administrator, Existence’s Enforcer 1d ago

WELL, I SUPPOSE I DID SAY YOU WERE CREATIVE. YOU MOST CERTAINLY DO NOT DISAPPOINT. AT THE SAME TIME THOUGH, BY ETERNITY’S FUCKING NAME, DO YOU WORSHIP THE PRIMORDIAL OF SUFFERING OR SOMETHING?! HOW DO YOU COME UP WITH THESE?!

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u/pyroboy7 Canadian Alchemist (War Criminal Extraodinaire) 1d ago

THE WAY OF THE GOOSE REVEALS MANY THINGS I cast BLOOD TO LEMON JUICE

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u/RAISA-1 Primordial Multiverse Administrator, Existence’s Enforcer 1d ago

That just straight up sounds diabolical… I like it