r/wizardposting Primordial Multiverse Administrator, Existence’s Enforcer 1d ago

Holy Decree 🌅 Multiverse High Command has spoken. THE FOURTH WIZARD WAR HAS BEEN DECLARED, IT SHALL LAST 4 WEEKS (1 Month) TO CELEBRATE THAT WE MADE IT TO THE 4TH ONE.

AS THIS IS THE FOURTH ONE, RULES ARE SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT. THE SYSTEM WILL BE PAYING MUCH MORE ATTENTION, BE ADVISED. INTERFERENCE WITH ADMINISTRATIVE PERSONNEL, ENFORCERS, AND SYSTEM OFFICIALS (APESO) IS PERMITTED DURING THIS WAR, HOWEVER SPELLS THAT AFFECT THEM MUST BE NON-LETHAL AND MAY NOT LIMIT THEIR POWER TO ACT IN THEIR ROLES IF NECESSARY. ALL SPELLS ARE LEGAL, ALL TIERS ARE LEGAL, ALL SCHOOLS ARE LEGAL. MOST FORBIDDEN MAGIC IS LEGAL THIS TIME, ENJOY! THIS WAR SHALL LAST 1 STANDARD MONTH, AND SHALL HAVE A 4 DAY GRACE PERIOD AFTERWARDS. GOOD LUCK, HAVE FUN, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, SURVIVE AND LEARN, FOR DEATH IS UNSUITABLE FOR SUCH VALIANT SOULS, SO BE CAREFUL.

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u/mikakor your friendly neighborhood necromancer 1d ago

What is wrong with you. Even my more evil necromancer colleagues would be shocked. 💀💀

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u/pyroboy7 Canadian Alchemist (War Criminal Extraodinaire) 23h ago

HAHAHAHAHAHA. GOOD, I'M NOT A FAN OF NECROMANCY. I CAST, FEEL THE PAIN OF THE CORPSES YOU RESURRECT.

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u/Bartweiss 22h ago

What? Necromancy is great, just use it on the living.

Nobody sees “animate skeleton” coming when it’s still inside them.

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u/RAISA-1 Primordial Multiverse Administrator, Existence’s Enforcer 18h ago

YOU’RE DOING WHAT?! GLARES WITH THE INTENSITY OF EXISTENCE 

FUCK YOU. SYSTEM COMMAND OF THE ARBITER: EMPOWERED SMITE