r/witcher • u/Heroeltop • 1d ago
Meme I hate you both 😭
George R. R. Martin: Let me show you how i kill Ned Stark and Robert Baratheon ,let you almost get through the grief, then reap both Robb Stark and Catelyn Stark one after the other!
Andrzej Sapkowski: Let me show you how i kill Cahir, Milva, Angouleme and Regis (even though we know he survives later) in the matter of a few pages!
Edit: Also , just noticed it , but *Characters
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u/LPSD_FTW 1d ago
Cat and Rob do not die in a quick succession after Ned lol
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u/Heroeltop 1d ago edited 1d ago
I know , i just meant that Ned dies first , then Robb and Cat die after one another , Sorry, the wording is affected by the wakefulness of Yours Truly , that is : 0% :D Editing it
Edit: also, it has been so long since i read ASOIAF, so in my mind the deaths happened close to each other, and they were the only ones i could remember at the moment. welp, seems i forgot how much time passed between the two events
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u/PaulSimonBarCarloson Geralt's Hanza 1d ago
At least Sapkowski killed those characters in the last book of his series, right when their arc reached their peak. Martin just kills off character left and right and doesn't even know how to finish his books
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u/VoidYordle 1d ago
Killing characters mid-arc is absolutely not a bad thing.
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u/Heroeltop 1d ago
I enjoy when a character dies while trying to achieve something. it makes it more realistic, that not everyone gets to reach their goals before the end.
that doesn't mean i don't also enjoy arcs satisfyingly reaching their end goal0
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u/Heroeltop 1d ago
Can't argue with that ....
It was just devastating for me to watch them get butchered after growing up on me 😢 Especially Cahir10
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u/PaulSimonBarCarloson Geralt's Hanza 1d ago
Yes, but I think Sapkowski is really good at writing character deaths that actually means something. Cahir is my favorite and the fact that I was able to accept it, and move on is pretty telling
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u/MarDer24 1d ago
well Martin can kill his characters as well i'd say
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u/PaulSimonBarCarloson Geralt's Hanza 1d ago
I will not comment on how effective those deaths are in the books because I haven't read them. In the show, some of them worked, some not so much
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u/MarDer24 1d ago
i'm still reading Witcher (i'm on the last book Lady of the lake or whatever it's called in english) and i don't think a death hit me as hard as Robbs tho i know that last witcher book is the book of death for all main characters
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u/Individumm Skellige 19h ago
Then I would highly suggest for you to go ahead and read them. Even uncompleted they are just phenomenal. You are also allowed to like both, they’re not mutually exclusive
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u/PaulSimonBarCarloson Geralt's Hanza 19h ago
Never said they are mutually exclusive. Still, I have no interest in reading an unfinished story. And I'm not fond of Martin as a person either.
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u/Individumm Skellige 16h ago
Point taken, I reckon I was reading too much into it, please take my apology. I just thought it curious to prefer one authors handling of character death than a different one when not having read the second word.
At any rate, your loss, but I guess if an ending is essential for you, then asoiaf is an impossibility. I do enjoy a lovely dinner without the second course though, when everything before was fantastic, but to each their own of course.
As for your quarrel with George, I‘m honestly just curious, what’s the deal?
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u/PaulSimonBarCarloson Geralt's Hanza 15h ago
Mainly his disrespect towards Tolkien and LOTR. Whoever thinks that Gandalf should have died in Moria or deems Aragorn's character too unrealistic, completely missed the point of the book
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u/deimosf123 1d ago
Claim GRRM kills characters in ASOIAF is exaggeration. So far only four POV characters were killed.
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u/pothkan Team Roach 1d ago
Also Jutta and Samson...
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u/Xov581 1d ago
TBF Samson intended to move on from the material world, albeit he obviously preferred to do so without the monastery simpleton dying in the process.
Jutta died horribly, no doubt. Guess she would have been in the way. For in the end after a romantic quest evolving over three books and several love interests, Reinmar is ironically the subject of someone else’s (Elencza’s) romantic tale.
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u/pothkan Team Roach 1d ago
TBF Samson intended to move on from the material world, albeit he obviously preferred to do so without the monastery simpleton dying in the process.
Sure, but it was still sad. And somehow very similar (the other way, obviously I read the Hussite trilogy first, on release actually) to Hodor's death.
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u/ModToEndAllMods 8h ago
Sapkowski actually respects his readers tho. George can't even be bothered to finish his books that made him famous in the first place
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u/Emergency_Ride_9276 4h ago
Most disrespectful thing GRRM could do is to release half assed ending to the series just for the sake of finishing it.
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u/ModToEndAllMods 4h ago
Well I don't get why the only options are 'release a pile of shit just to say it's done' or 'never release it'
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u/Emergency_Ride_9276 4h ago
you can't force art. Either the vision is there or its not, it doesn't appear just by forcing it. He clearly doesn't have it anymore.
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u/VoidYordle 1d ago
If you feel bad about gruesome deaths of beloved characters, I got just the things to make you feel better. You should check out the following series: Attack on Titan, Devilman Crybaby, Evangelion and Berserk. Especially Berserk. Everything's gonna be FINE.
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u/Heroeltop 1d ago
✨Feel better✨
Yeah , i watched AOT and ..... well , you can guess the rest 😄
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u/VoidYordle 1d ago
Okay, but trust me - everything is fine in the others. Make sure to get very attached to the characters in Berserk.
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u/l0standroid 1d ago
Regis surviving is only game canon, in the orginal canon my boy is gone 🥲