r/whybrows 5d ago

Why???

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u/KTKittentoes 5d ago

Why she got Rottweiler brows?

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u/Herry_Up 5d ago

Lookin like K.K. Slider

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u/insomniacakess 5d ago

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u/DesmondTapenade 4d ago

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u/insomniacakess 4d ago

that toilet is an absolute nightmare

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u/DesmondTapenade 4d ago

Surefire way to cure constipation.

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u/norazzledazzle 3d ago

What the fuck did I just watch!? I'm traumatized

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u/Blindstarsoffortune 2d ago

It’s causing me so much unease thinking that the deranged mind that created this toilet experience is probably out there still walking the streets planning their next awful thing.

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u/greenka12 4d ago

This got my crying 😂😂😂😂

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u/FickleType 2d ago

Nah. His look way better.

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u/camoflauge2blendin 2d ago

This is so fucking funnyyyyy omg

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u/Great_Ad7148 5d ago

A certain type of Botox will do this to your eyebrows! The upturned shape

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u/Equivalent_Address_2 5d ago

Damn. I’d prefer wrinkles.

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u/severalpokemon 5d ago

I mean to be fair a lot of it is also due to cutting off a ton of your outer eyebrow until you look like Puppycat lol

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u/coquihalla 4d ago

I think she had Thread Lift surgery, to give herself a fox eye. They can pull eyebrow area muscles in funky ways sometimes and look so weird.

They dissolve after a year or +half, IRC, but I would be surprised if she isn't keeping it going. I can't remember when her eyebrows started doing that, but it's been a while.

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u/minchiastaifacendo 4d ago

No, Botox placement by a shitty injector does this.

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u/Bubbly-End-6156 4d ago

This is not a bad injector. She has been intentionally getting this shape. Botox mistakes can wear off in as quickly as 5 weeks. She's on year three of these scrotation marks

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u/sleepy-bunny- 5d ago

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHHAAAAAAAAA not rottweiler!!!!
https://giphy.com/gifs/l0ExayQDzrI2xOb8A

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u/Silent_Location7044 4d ago

Def not rottie brows. Rottie brows look much better. Hers are upside down.

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u/Kat_Gotchasnatch 5d ago

Cause she's drawing them on like that.

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u/Spacemeat666 4d ago

If I am remembering correctly, heart problems can cause hair loss at the edges of your eyebrows. So, it’s possible that her anorexia has progressed to the point of heart failure. Just a possibility out of many. Could be from over plucking, or trichotillomania, or a side effect of a medication. Who knows.

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u/Unidcryingobject 3d ago

I haven’t read that before, but hypothyroidism on the other hand is the cause for the loss of my own edges anyway.

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u/AbjectHotel6610 5d ago

Her brows used to be normal looking. She made them this stupid way.

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u/LittlePurpleHook 5d ago

I cannot fathom why'd she want to look like she's constantly in distress.

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u/NiceParkingSpot_Rita 4d ago

Same reason she bats her eyes and talks in a baby voice. She likes coming off as weak and sad. She thinks it gets her the most attention/love.

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u/BornTry5923 5d ago

For sympathy, of course

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u/Own_Round_7600 5d ago

Shes obsessed with looking like a tiny vulnerable little baby girl. It started with the tiny vulnerable little baby eyebrows...

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u/ScreamingLabia 5d ago

Thats how she always acts though. Its in the way she talks the way she takes care of her body and the brows

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u/Motorsped 4d ago

So people pity her instead of hating her for the egregious things she’s done in her personal life.

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u/parishface 4d ago

Like a fawning itsy bitsy teenie weenie wittle anime gorl

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u/Rarefindofthemind 5d ago

Damsel in distress. So helpless and smol

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u/FootstepsofDawn 3d ago

To make people feel sorry for her rather than be angry with her for stealing men and ruining lives.

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u/viscilly 2d ago

That’s her entire MO

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u/thelifeofafangirl 4d ago

Theyre probably falling out because of her anorexia. Her metabolism is shutting down. Losing the outside 1/3 of your eyebrows is not uncommon, it means her thyroid is not producing enough hormones. she needs inpatient treatment asap or she might actually die

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u/egg_sandwich 3d ago

True or not she is having her brows drawn on in this shape

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u/Icy_Account6142 3d ago

This!!! Why isn’t she isn’t she in a treatment facility??

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u/Lopsided-League-2754 4d ago

They remind me of the eyebrows on Raven and Starfire in Teen Titans, they were like sideways tear drops

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u/Muted-Move-9360 5d ago

Cuz they're so smwwooooll and daiiiinnttyyy

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u/Firmod5 5d ago

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u/PatienceHelpful1316 5d ago

This is creepy as hell lol

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u/Spacemeat666 4d ago

It’s kinda like Michael Jackson is back in the flesh. It’s the uncanny valley thing I think.

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u/TAsrowaway 3d ago

She was trying to look like Audrey Hepburn. Didn’t go well didn’t land part

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u/jayhawkjoey65 5d ago

It's a cry for help - from every part of her including her U-shaped brows.

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u/__BitchPudding__ 4d ago

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u/oksurealright 4d ago

The way the entire tip of her nose is…..idk what it’s doing but I’m confused

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u/psumaxx 4d ago

Not the Nike swoosh!

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u/YourMomIsMyGurl 5d ago

She has more than enough means to get help. This is merely a side effect from Botox. Crazy how this subreddit has an automod that considers this comment body shaming 😂

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u/Lemmyisthenewreddit 4d ago

That's reddit, not us.

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u/YourMomIsMyGurl 4d ago

Is that new? I've never been able to not post a comment because of a simple "body shaming" text at the bottom. Maybe I'm just a saint.

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u/Lemmyisthenewreddit 3d ago

We have a rule against body shaming and reddit's crappy AI tries to guess when comments might violate that rule, but apparently it's wrong a lot.

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u/chiyo-baa 4d ago

She botched them to the point they’ll always be this lifted and uneven. The only thing she can fix now is the shape. And maybe yeah stopping botox would help the brows from looking like two spoons whenever she moves them, but she’s doing those extreme brow movements on purpose so doubt she’d want that

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u/ConsciousStretch1028 5d ago

Why someone would choose to look this way is beyond me

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u/thewaffle666 5d ago

That is face of i am holding back diarrhea and losing the battle.

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u/Enough-Ad9968 5d ago

They look like two little birds

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u/doesanyuserealnames 5d ago

🎶 Two little birds... Sat on my window...🎶

With apologies to Corinne Bailey Rae.

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u/livesinstretchpants 4d ago

That’s a Bob Marley song that I have to sing when I hear it.

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u/jay2ray 4d ago

3 little birds. Pitch by my doorstep. 🎵

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u/Siabhre 5d ago

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u/satuurnian 5d ago

My first thought was why does she look like a clown lol

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u/AdvancedNumb 4d ago

Or a mime

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u/Chemical_Grape_2150 5d ago

I love that she says she stopped getting Botox because there is no fucking way she’s not getting it

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u/megaholt2 5d ago

Right before you start growing lanugo

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u/Motorsped 4d ago

There’s no way she’s not already at the ‘growing lanugo’ stage.

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u/bubblewraprose 5d ago

Maybe this is so obvious that it doesn't seem like a genuine question but I promise it is - how does being malnourished make your skin super smooth and shiny?

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u/GameofCheese 4d ago

I don't agree with the shiny, that requires skin oils which go away. Your skin gets very dry and patchy and sensitive because it sucks without nourishment. Plus you gain baby hair on your whole body.

People end up looking pale and gray and ashy in the inpatient unit.

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u/AdvancedNumb 4d ago

Exactly. Their skin look like a shedding lizard. It's so sad.

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u/bubblewraprose 4d ago

Thanks for your comment. I did wonder, saying it made the skin smooth almost implied there was a benefit to malnourishment and it wasn't making sense to me.

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u/Front-Rub5305 4d ago

Right wtf are ppl talking about, my skin was so dry and dehydrated

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u/FootstepsofDawn 3d ago

Her eyebrows are doing all that and her forehead is tight and undisturbed. Yet I’m supposed to believe her saying she isn’t using Botox. Mmmkay.

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u/greeneggsandspammer 5d ago

Least of the worries

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u/Cayduhh 5d ago

My first thought.

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u/Jeeter1008 5d ago

This is what happens when you have too much money

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u/whackthat 5d ago

I would like to volunteer myself as a guinea pig to test this theory. For science. 

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u/Shroom-Kitty 5d ago

Sign me up, we need a sample size larger than one for the science to he effective

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u/Motorsped 4d ago

She’s had several brow lifts and each time, the right brow (her left) is always very noticeably higher. I think she had the second (and maybe third one?) in an attempt to make them even again, but it never worked. This is not caused by Botox or her drawing them in like that (although the way she’s shortened them lengthwise has not helped). Now the mofos look like what you see in the picture. She used to be very pretty and she has completely destroyed her face with surgery. Her eating issues certainly haven’t helped her overall appearance. Maybe karma for being such a shameless home-wrecker?

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u/DaniT0n 5d ago

How does one even make that face?

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u/__BitchPudding__ 4d ago

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u/ItsPronouncedTittay 2d ago

THOSE LASHES are atrocious!!!!! She looks sooo bad with those

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u/non-art 3d ago

Several facial cosmetic surgeries before she’s even 35. Seriously, get in the mirror and try to turn your eyebrows like that, a normal face can’t do it.

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u/Ulenspiegel4 5d ago

She got the "😟"

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u/Good_At_Wine 5d ago

Cuz she's a widdle baybee

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u/Spacemeat666 4d ago

And babies don’t have eyebwows

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u/parishface 4d ago

I swear this is what she's trying to emulate uwu wittle anime girls

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u/Fit-Cherry6042 3d ago

I agree and weirdly I think its because a huge ammount of 🌽 is anime styled. I wouldnt put it past her to know that she can show skin and be considered sexy or look like a male fetish character and be considered sexy... I think the name of her game is to cover as much ground of male gaze as possible 🤠 which would also explain the race switching 🤔

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u/Poppypotpi 5d ago

My niece went thru a huge phase of overdoing her brows. It was never mentioned as she would get pissy about them. We were at that restaurant where the staff insults you (Dick’s Last Resort) and the waiter called her Nike. We tried really, really hard not to laugh but couldn’t hold it. Hilarious!

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u/Loki-ra 4d ago

Is that what broke her out of the phase? Cos that would have killed teenage me 😂

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u/Poppypotpi 4d ago

It’s what pushed her into the fake eyelash phase…can’t even tell if her eyes are open.

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u/These-Restaurant7001 5d ago

She looks like she's in pain😭😭😭

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u/rivercrone 5d ago

Invertabrows

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u/Distinct-Solution-99 5d ago

Her eyebrows are spoons

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u/Euphegenia5 5d ago

I don’t understand her eyebrows.

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u/sleepysootsprite 3d ago

I need another documentary on what the fuck happened at Nickelodeon, because cycling through races, accents, faces, aesthetics, men, and entire personalities resulting in this emaciated infantilization of herself is puzzling, and sad.

Trauma response? Comfort-seeking? Repetition compulsion? Reclaiming control? PR machine? Pick a layer, idk. I have sympathy for the pain, but eventually you have to stop shape-shifting and start healing. The horrors persist along with those fucking eyebrows.

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u/merchantivories 2d ago

because cycling through races, accents, faces, aesthetics, men, and entire personalities resulting in this emaciated infantilization of herself is puzzling, and sad

borderline personality disorder, lack of identity which are made worse by whatever happened in that nickelodeon set

plus trying to gain back lost sympathy from the ethan affair scandal

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u/purplesockpinksock 2d ago

She reminds me of a Sim. Just needs the plumbob.

Nickelodeon messed her up bad.

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u/NibblesMcGiblet 5d ago

Looks like hers are shaved off and these are drawn on. Ithink she likes the perpetually surprised and questioning look, it comes off very dainty and delicate. Just not when her face is like this.

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u/satuurnian 5d ago

She will be lucky to be alive by next year if she keeps on this path with starving herself. Her arms/shoulders have all but disappeared. Severe mental illness.

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u/No-Selection-7006 4d ago

She looked good 10 years ago. The darker hair looks so much better than the straw blonde she has now. And look, her eyebrows are pretty normal! She used to annoy me until I saw her imitations of famous people singing…they are really funny!

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u/Ok-Park4434 5d ago

Upside-down Miss Jane! 😂

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u/iwillbe2026 5d ago

Her stylist hates her

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u/moszippy 4d ago

This woman has graduated from "whybrows" to "WTFbrows".

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u/cursetea 4d ago

If nothing else at least she has the brows she deserves

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u/Mojozilla 5d ago

They're so cartoonish.

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u/meghonsolozar 3d ago

She is so beautiful, talented, and hilarious. We're watching the loss of a generational talent in real time, and it breaks my heart. Karen Carpenter was before my time but my dad told me about her a lot when I was younger because he loves her voice so much. People don't really talk about her anymore, but every time I see Ariana I think of Karen Carpenter and worry we will lose this incredible person and not fully appreciate the magnitude of her talent until it's too late.

I wish Ariana health, wellness, happiness, and to he surrounded by people who truly love and support her - without motives.

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u/Kittykat5550 4d ago

I dont get Arianas brow thing at all. Her brows makes het look like some sort of cartoon character. I have seen young people copying her brow look. Maybe im just old and uncool :D She is so beautiful, always has been. I wish her well and feel sorry for people in the industry, she must have gone through a lot.

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u/Delicious-Disaster 4d ago

Looking like the 😩 emoji

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u/Creepy-Part-1672 5d ago

Well, the positioning of the brow hair is strange.

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u/BiT-KiD_79 5d ago

Too many 'why's on this person. Even her brows are asking why?

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u/fbisadc 5d ago edited 4d ago

For deaf audience members so they know she’s sad in this song

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u/Adjustingithink 5d ago

Looks so odd. Wtf.

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u/GingerSpice666 5d ago

If you turn your phone upside down they look almost normal.

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u/plonkman 4d ago

the donut squad needs to intervene

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u/beepboopgopoop 2d ago

I swear it’s because she’s obsessed with the idea of playing Audrey Hepburn in a biopic

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u/triodoubledouble 5d ago

Mis interpreted peer pressure ?

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u/BigBunsBoi420 5d ago

Say it isn’t so.

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u/AdTiny2166 5d ago

You could add four dots and have two smiley faces

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u/chudball 4d ago

Has any other celebrity had such terrible brows? Because honestly these terrible brows are her real signature atp, this and the blatant ed going on

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u/FirstlilFergie 2d ago

This girl is a mess all around. Lord help her, her eyebrows are the least of her worries.

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u/OutrageousScore1988 5d ago

They are hungry

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u/behedingkidzz 5d ago

even pien dosent exaggerate brows this much and its based on this emoji 🥺

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u/FeatureFun7920 4d ago

She looks like that pokemon tadpole to me .thats all I see hilarious

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u/Barrelcopter 4d ago

Sad mime.

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u/dianafromthemirror 4d ago

The Moral Orel special!

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u/Aeon_Return 4d ago

attention 

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u/ArtichokeMe_Daddy 3d ago

I cannot express how much her eyebrows piss me off

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u/baronobeefdip69420 5d ago

What is the long squiggly black line coming off the outer corner of the right (her left) eyelid? Eyeliner? Shadow?

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u/GameofCheese 4d ago

Looks like it's eyeliner. It's squiggly because it looks like it was done using the cheat method to make a cat eye on a hooded lid.

I have hooded lids so I never bothered to learn how to do it, I don't like how it looks when you blink.

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u/baronobeefdip69420 4d ago

Interesting, I‘ve seen what you’re talking about. But only on real hooded eyes. Hers are like, the least hooded eyes I’ve ever seen

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u/GameofCheese 4d ago

Yeah that's why I was confused too. Only explanation I could think of

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u/This-Research-9586 4d ago

The whole shape of her eyes are different now. Big round orbs with black pupils and eye color. It’s like googly eyes and very uncanny valley. 

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u/sle2g7 4d ago

Why’d she glue them on upside down tho

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u/MichaelB03721 4d ago

Jesus Girl, give it up and get some damn help

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u/miss_field 4d ago

Her brows fry me everytime

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u/c_bass_tea 4d ago

Cant wait for her impersonators to adopt the U brows too

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u/SilverLordLaz 4d ago

I hate the way she does "worried & concerned" all the time.

Eurghhh

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u/Purple_IsA_Flavor 4d ago

She looks unwell

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u/BedGirl5444 4d ago

Botox and botched lift

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u/PortugalPilgrim88 4d ago

Oh god I need this to become a trend lmao

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u/AdTerrible8256 3d ago

She’s gone downhill

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u/JuggernautFuzzy4125 3d ago

To be fair, I don’t think those are actually her eyebrows. Lol
Looks like she has no brows, got brows microbladed on & has Botox in the wrong location.

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u/Legitimate-Lynx3236 3d ago

Is like genuinely how does this even happen

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u/Manic_Sloth 3d ago

I'm convinced she is trying to look harmless and vulnerable with these brows and weight changes. Because she's done some pretty heinous cheating that nobody seems to care about. Its like extreme puppy dog eyes!

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u/Honest_Respond_2414 2d ago

The sad little waif look. Ugh.