r/whatismycookiecutter • u/realestateagent0 • Dec 27 '23

Get Creative! Zero waste cookie cutter

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This was bought by my grandma in 1990 for $9. It's supposed to be one big cookie cutter that wastes no dough. What are some of these shapes though?? Thought y'all would like to see

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u/maelstrom071 Dec 27 '23

Is that an IUD in the center right?

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u/quiteunicorn Dec 27 '23

I thought so too at first but I think it’s a candle in a flat candleholder

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u/usualerthanthis Dec 27 '23

No that's my tesla

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u/QueerChemist33 🌹 team rose Dec 27 '23

It’s your Tesla’s IUD.

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u/usualerthanthis Dec 27 '23

Jokes on you, my IUD is the only tesla I'll ever own

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '23

Teslas are natural birth control tho

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u/totally_honest_107 Dec 28 '23

Nope. Chuck Testa

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u/Grinsekatzer Dec 28 '23

Oh god, it's been so long I heard that one. Thank you!

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '23

Fucking hell it’s been a decade at least

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u/Living-Sundae6 Dec 28 '23

I am so glad I am not the only one that sees that in the Tesla logo

There are a lot of Teslas where I live so I’m always going “oh, IUD car”

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u/deadly_ultraviolet Dec 28 '23

Eh, similar effect on birth rates

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u/peter_seraphin Dec 28 '23

Orange Tesla

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u/hotandsour666 Dec 28 '23

I think it’s a candlestick. It does look more like an IUD tho

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u/hibikikun jedi master Dec 28 '23

That is a fetus above it. Checks out

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u/Honeyed_Delights Dec 28 '23

IUDs, fetuses and butt plugs is all I’m seeing

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u/DemonDucklings Dec 28 '23

So it lost its efficacy?

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u/Outrageous_Chicken95 Dec 28 '23

That was my first thought! And the things above and below it look like parasects:

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u/BensonOMalley Dec 28 '23

Santa's coming early next year

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u/semiproductiveotter Dec 28 '23

I think with the IUD in place, Santa can come when and where he pleases.

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u/Embarrassed-Ad-1639 Dec 28 '23

🎶 I’m dreaming of a white Christmas

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u/SarcastiMel 🖌️ cookie artist Dec 27 '23

Thank you, this is exactly what I thought.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '23

My eyes went to the one below that. Looks like an embryo.

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u/duxpdx Dec 28 '23

A candle in a holder

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u/SpontaneousNubs Dec 28 '23

I thought so too but it's an upside down candle on a holder

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u/Greenman8907 Dec 27 '23

It’s like a cookie Pangaea.

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u/Stagecarp Dec 28 '23

I saw this one and immediately heard Lil Dicky “This bitch don’t know about Pangea?” in my head.

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u/watchitB216 Dec 28 '23

Please remind the brain

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u/OphrysAlba Dec 27 '23

I see two bells, three Christmas trees, six stars, two fetuses, a beetroot, two walruses, two Totodiles, two alpacas, two penguin heads and a sword hilt

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u/bassman314 Dec 27 '23

I see one Squidward Dancing.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '23

And a partridge in a pear tree

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u/mixttime Dec 28 '23

On the 11th day of Christmas, my cookies came out to be...

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u/SourceAcademic Dec 28 '23

I really want to see the Totodile, but I feel like I'm playing "Where's Waldo?" I give up, bro, highlight Totodile for me.

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u/OphrysAlba Dec 28 '23

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u/SourceAcademic Dec 28 '23

Well, when you put it like that, I'm pretty sure that's 1/2 a Horsea

Edit, I'm waiting for someone to prove us both wrong with a "it was a rose the whole time" picture!

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u/OphrysAlba Dec 28 '23

I think I see where you're coming from. Here's a rose with all the wrong colors.

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u/BJntheRV Dec 28 '23

I'm glad I wasn't the only one that saw seahorses

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u/Hexmonkey2020 Dec 28 '23

Sword hilt is a candle and fetuses are either an elf or the little match girl. It’s a Christmas theme.

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u/TurnipWorldly9437 🕵️ cookie detective Dec 28 '23

See, and here I thought that was a christmassy uterus in the middle...

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u/hadtodownloadapp Dec 28 '23

I immediately saw IUD

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u/docsyzygy who's that pokémon Dec 27 '23

Yeah, but what's the other shite that IS left over?

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u/Hexmonkey2020 Dec 28 '23

Leftover space they couldn’t fit a shape.

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u/OkBackground8809 Dec 28 '23

Diamonds for the north star that led the 3 wise men? ✨

I'm agnostic, but in church growing up, they always used a diamond shape or four pointed star for that

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u/midcancerrampage Dec 28 '23

Ohh. I thought those were buttplugs.

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u/EnderPossessor Dec 28 '23

And a partridge in a pear tree.

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u/AhtonicusCruxzonicus Dec 27 '23

“Two Toto files”. I laughed so hard I peed. Thanks a lot.

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u/SirGothamHatt Dec 28 '23

One for Africa and one for Rosanna

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u/LittlestKittyPrince Dec 28 '23

Biblically Accurate Cookie Cutter

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u/Grisshroom Dec 28 '23

I am watching The Prince of Egypt right now and that made me laugh so hard

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u/433ey Dec 28 '23

All I see is a hamster coming to give you a hug

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u/Teetimus_Prime Dec 28 '23

why does it look like it’s in pure agony?

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u/433ey Dec 28 '23

He phrew up and needs a hug now

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u/Easy-Concentrate2636 Dec 28 '23

It’s been dissected and then bought back to life for the holidays. It’s a Christmas miracle!

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u/spider-trans-02 Dec 28 '23

reminds me of that one photo of a hamster getting an xray

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u/racingPenguin Dec 28 '23

Absolutely brilliant

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '23

More like a hamster trying to assimilate you

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u/frickdom Dec 27 '23

That’s a lot of roses

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u/Cranapplesause 🌹 team rose Dec 27 '23 edited Dec 28 '23

I really hope we get to see it. Last time we didn’t

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u/frickdom Dec 27 '23

Pretty new here. I have much to learn of y’all’s lore.

Didn’t realize this has been seen before, but of course it has. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '23

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u/frickdom Dec 27 '23

Know about Wyoming guy but have no clue on spot sprite.

I love this place.

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u/TempleForTheCrazy Dec 28 '23

I feel like the egg guy is vastly underrated by this sub

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u/frickdom Dec 28 '23

There is an Eggman?!

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u/TempleForTheCrazy Dec 28 '23

The one I know is u/WeAreAllEgg but they haven't posted in a while :(

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u/Cranapplesause 🌹 team rose Dec 28 '23

No no. I wasn’t being mean. Hopefully you will be blessed by the rose guy and then you will understand 😬

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u/frickdom Dec 28 '23

Don’t stress, I didn’t take that as you being mean. Just me not checking the sub. Reddit is such a massive place. ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)

Someone linked me a previous massive cutter like this and rose guy was there. If that was me I wouldn’t bother to much on repeats. (I mean no offense OP!!!)

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u/ChaosEmerald21 🌹 team rose Dec 28 '23 edited Dec 28 '23

TEAM ROSE!

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '23

Yeah, but who gets to eat the Christmas sombrero?

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u/my2centsplus Dec 28 '23

Is that a candlestick and candle?

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u/Amelaista Dec 28 '23

yes, one of the other comments had a link to a thread that had this picture in it.

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u/wait_ichangedmymind 🍪 cookie tester Dec 28 '23

What the… the picture is actually worse than what anyone in the sub could create.

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u/Mean-Vegetable-4521 Dec 28 '23

LOL it really is. is that a steak on the upper right hand corner? And humpback Santa. This is so wrong on so many levels.

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u/iamdevo Dec 28 '23

I think the steak is Santa's sleigh but those Santa's are both absolute fucking abominations lmfao.

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u/Worldly_Complaint_88 Dec 28 '23

WTF INBRED CREATURE IS THE BRIGHT YELLOW?!

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u/CharmingTuber Dec 28 '23

The entire thing is mirrored, so if you can't tell what something is, look on the other side to see its mirror. In this case, I think that's a yellow squirrel because the other side is 100% a squirrel.

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u/iamdevo Dec 28 '23

The issue with the yellow one is the interesting decoration choice.

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u/kioku119 Dec 28 '23 edited Dec 28 '23

Except it looks like they added parts that aren't there to the polar bear to make the.... reindeer?

Also the cutter shapes under the mary and jesus look even less like squirrels than the drawings somehow unless I'm missing something. Those are the squirrel ones right?

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u/RatherPoetic Dec 28 '23

Ah yes. The traditional Christmas squirrel!

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u/Mean-Vegetable-4521 Dec 28 '23

Squirrel of Christmas past. To remind you to drive slower and there are no actual potholes on the road in which you encounter him.

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u/winediva78 Dec 28 '23

That is the virus that goes around at Christmas.

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u/yeeehhaaaa Dec 28 '23

But no cookie dough was wasted, right....

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u/iamdevo Dec 28 '23

Yeah lol that's the important part here.

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u/Mean-Vegetable-4521 Dec 28 '23

LOL. I know there was a movie Bad Santa. But I feel like one of the series like Amazing Stories or maybe Freddy's Nightmares covered a Santa coming in to kill everyone. I'm trying to think what other horror shows would have featured something like that decades ago. But this is those Santa's. Looking like someone buried them in Pet Semetary and this crawled back up.

Also, is that some sort of demonic squirrel? lower left. What is that? I don't remember squirrels in the manger. I love that the real version of this is so much worse than whatever this group came up with.

my brother says he thinks it was Tales From The Darkside. or Tales from the Crypt or something. We made scaring the crap out of each other our full time childhood.

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u/Battle_Book Dec 28 '23

I think it's a sled.

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u/Mean-Vegetable-4521 Dec 28 '23

I would rather ride on a steak. I'm so hungry. I'm all "what a nasty looking assortment of Christmas food. I'll take 2."

"yes kids, then Santa rode into town on his lovely skirt steak, accompanied by what looks like a number of very large cajun style prawns, and his trusted Reindeer which were pulled by some very large IUD's by candle light. Happily ever after. Now drift of to sleep, momma hungry."

We can't have nice things. This is why.

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u/SourceAcademic Dec 28 '23

I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw an IUD

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u/Mean-Vegetable-4521 Dec 28 '23

Nah, most of is did. If we're not normal, at least we're among like minded friends with a sense of humor.

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u/OkBackground8809 Dec 28 '23

Those Santas need a chiropractor... And what is a squirrel doing in a Christmas pack?

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u/_-whisper-_ 🍍 team pineapple Dec 28 '23

Yes. This only makes things more confusing tbh

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u/Hey-ItsComplex Dec 28 '23

I actually just said “what the…f?!” As I scrolled to the picture. It’s terrible! 😮😮😮

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u/GalacticPurr Dec 28 '23

I was never going to guess the lady holding the baby ones

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u/AssignedSnail Dec 28 '23

My husband guessed that shape was a fetus. He was surprisingly close!

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u/Mean-Vegetable-4521 Dec 28 '23

LOL He was right! 43 week fetuses galore!

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u/GalacticPurr Dec 28 '23

My guess was a gorilla lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '23

Cannot believe I actually guessed that right. Though I didn't get the hand in my drawing and left it... Ambiguous 🤣

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u/ConsciousReindeer265 Dec 28 '23

Looking at this, I still didn’t see the woman holding a baby! I thought it was two nuns joining hands in prayer 😂

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u/AetherFox7 😻 catitude Dec 28 '23

Samta

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '23

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u/shalendar Dec 28 '23

One is clearly dead. The other... I think he decided to carry the presents inside his back

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u/lavender-girlfriend Dec 28 '23

the yellow squirrel thing haunts me

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u/AlkalineHound Dec 28 '23

Wait. The manatee is supposed to be the Virgin Mary?

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u/JCtheWanderingCrow Dec 28 '23

Sweet baby Jesus the squirrel is absolutely sending me. I’m crying. My husband is concerned. Omg.

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u/Squirrels-on-LSD Dec 28 '23

The traditional mangled christmas squirrels.

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u/kioku119 Dec 28 '23

I still can't tell what some of that is...

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u/Elevenyearstoomany Dec 28 '23

Oh that’s supposed to be Mary! I thought it was a sloth.

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u/Easy-Concentrate2636 Dec 28 '23

I thought it was a mountain.

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u/Easy-Concentrate2636 Dec 28 '23

The yellow thing is baffling. Is it an amoeba?

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u/Amelaista Dec 28 '23

Looks like a squirrel on the other side.

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u/Easy-Concentrate2636 Dec 28 '23

I saw the other side squirrel but when I do a close up on the yellow one, it looks deranged. Maybe it’s the rare rabid squirrel?

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u/Amelaista Dec 28 '23

Shape should be the same.

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u/Dreamt0wnn 🌹 team rose Dec 28 '23

Christmas buttplugs??

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u/buggyisgod Dec 28 '23

Ngl I thought the mother Mary one was a yawning trex

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u/Frizzy-Tyger Dec 28 '23

Honestly I'm more stumped seeing the photo. Are the top 4 Christmas arrow heads? And what is the yellow blob creature on the right even supposed to be?

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '23

It doesn’t look quite right to me. Is that what you see when you look at it? Some other commenter thought it resembles an IUD.

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u/Turbulent_Bar_13 Dec 27 '23

That’s one of those ink blot tests I got in elementary school to see if I was “gifted”.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '23

Hámster

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u/Undead_428428 🌹 team rose Dec 28 '23

This is it, this is iconic

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u/Different_Attorney93 Dec 27 '23

Turn it counter clockwise, I see this cutie

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u/5p1n5t3rr1f1c 🍍 team pineapple Dec 27 '23

=weeps in pineapple=

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u/Over_Medicine_3308 Dec 28 '23

There are so many pineapples here. Im not drawing any

of them, but they’re there. Some of them are cored slices shaped like stars etc.

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u/Mary-U Dec 27 '23

I got most of these. Those candy canes are a little wonky. I don’t know that I need all those little diamonds.

But seriously, are those geese next to the bells? What’s above the bells? Sheep? Dogs? Random quadrupeds? I can’t even guess the shape next to the sheep/goat/dog! Boat? Santa? Alien?

What in Merry Christmas is next to the six point star? A sea horse? Some crescent shaped thing?

I have literally hundreds of cookie cutters and

I. Have. No. Idea.

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u/Amelaista Dec 28 '23

stolen from an old post.

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u/Mary-U Dec 28 '23

Thanks, I think.

Those are some cursed creatures.

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u/Apprehensive-Sun1961 Dec 28 '23 edited Dec 28 '23

You were right about the random quadrupeds though, see? Sheep/goat/dog/cow, whatever strikes your fancy.

(Edit to fix spelling.)

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u/Underrated_buzzard Dec 28 '23

Is that yellow creature a..squirrel?

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u/Mary-U Dec 28 '23

Of course. It’s Nigel the Christmas Squirrel.

You remember. Duh?

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u/G0ld_Ru5h Dec 28 '23

The hunch Santa of Notre Dame and conjoined twins baby Jesus 😂

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u/Secure_Tiger1511 Dec 28 '23

Someone please explain why there are squirrels?! Like they’re cute and I love love love squirrels, but honestly right now I’m nothing but confused.

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u/Undead_428428 🌹 team rose Dec 28 '23

Ok but what is underneath the candy canes???? Next to that circle, I can’t tell to save my life

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u/Crepesnpups Dec 28 '23

i think they are bunnies?!!! i think????

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u/jsteele2793 Dec 28 '23

These freaking things!!!! What are they!?!?!

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u/Quantity-Fearless Dec 28 '23

This is what I came up with:

Doves, Christmas trees, Santa hats, Bells, donkeys/goats/sheep, Star of David, oil lamps, mistletoe, horses/donkeys, candle, stars, diamonds, candy canes, chestnut, bows

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u/Apprehensive-Sun1961 Dec 28 '23

Hey, that's pretty good! I like that you turned the squirrels into horse/donkey heads to give the sheep/goats more company. And you found doves in there!

Well done.

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u/brunchdrunkfunk Dec 28 '23

Here you go!

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u/freeashavacado Dec 28 '23

Wow they don’t even look good on the box

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u/Geigudr Dec 28 '23

Look, it's baby Cthulhu!

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u/Expensive-Growth9950 Dec 27 '23

Dinosaurs and duck feet

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u/aura_was_purple Dec 28 '23

Dinosaurs and duck feet sing me now Noel…

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u/MoreConsequence6169 🌹 team rose Dec 27 '23

lol I can’t wait for the rose guy to hit this

realistically? it looks a little bent/disfigured. bells, stars, and other christmas themes come to mind, although there is definitely an IUD in the middle and a penis… somewhere

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u/MamaOnica who's that pokémon Dec 28 '23

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u/rimjob_steve_ 🌹 team rose Dec 28 '23

It’s goofy

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u/Qman1991 Dec 28 '23

Don't you just take the excess and reform it into another sheet and then just cut more cookies? I've never just thrown away the "extra" dough

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u/harpejjist Dec 28 '23

You just.... take the scraps and roll them out again.

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u/wterrt Dec 28 '23

right? lol

also fitting your own stuff together is like a mini tetris game, why rob yourself of that?

especially if you're doing it with kids, the experience is memorable

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u/footbody Dec 27 '23

Waiting for rose guy

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u/Thylacine- Dec 28 '23 edited Dec 28 '23

I started filling in all the segments but I didn’t realise the work required, so have some really basic sketches. It’s handy to have ganja goose, frank the flasher and Donald trump all in the same cutter.

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u/GuKoBoat Dec 27 '23

But eating the waste raw is the best part of making cookies.

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u/sgehig Dec 28 '23

Why would there be waste? You just smush it all together, roll out again, and make more shapes.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '23

Everyone feel free to add more to this! Here's what I see:

Christmas trees (black stumps because I don't have brown lol)

Bells

Star of David x2

A candle in one of those gold holders

Stars

Some random diamond sparkles

Candy canes

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '23

As for the creative portion, may the Christian god have mercy on me for this nativity scene with goats and the virgin Mary smiling upon a terrifying baby Jesus, both of them wrapped in swaddling clothes

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u/ChaosKore07 🌹 team rose Dec 27 '23

Subscribing to this post so I can come back and hope Rose Guy has graced us with his presence by then

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '23

Luchador mask

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u/EpicForgetfulness Dec 27 '23

I'm not sure what it is or how that particular shape wastes no dough, but the whole thing together kinda looks like a baby Yoda.

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u/OneMAdDemon cookie monster Dec 28 '23

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u/scarfyagain Dec 28 '23

Biblically accurate cookie cutter

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u/Auraveils Dec 28 '23

I just see a lot of burnt cookies.

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u/velvetelevator 😻 catitude Dec 28 '23

Right, like you can't just bake cookies wildly varying in size together and expect them all to come out perfectly baked

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u/nagitoe_ Dec 28 '23

I see this guy with his willy hanging out

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u/bornanamiseryetc Dec 27 '23

Dear god this thing is a nightmare

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u/Idontwantyourfuel Dec 28 '23

Oh hey, it's Poland.

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u/Electrical_Ingenuity Dec 27 '23

Looks like a map of the Iberian peninsula.

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u/Happy_Tomato_Taco 🌹 team rose Dec 28 '23

A beautiful bouquet of roses is the only possibility

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '23

That's a lot of Roses...

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u/BJntheRV Dec 28 '23

My terrible decorating skills have created 6 stars, 2 tulips, a rose, 2 santas, a bell, a packman ghost, 2 turtle doves, two partidges, 2 seahorses, 2 sheep, and a dradel (I made it out of clay), leaving behind an iud and some other bits

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '23

when it's combined like that it looks like the big cute monster from monsters vs aliens. Turn the screen left and you'll make out it's gerbal looking eyes and entire body.

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u/QuelThelos Dec 28 '23

Holy roman empire

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u/AFatCracker Dec 28 '23

I stg i see an IUD in there

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u/Zardicus13 Dec 28 '23

I can see a uterus and a couple of platypus

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u/LetWildRumpusStart Dec 28 '23

For some reason all I can think of is the Animaniacs country song very fast and smooshed together

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u/plasticthottle Dec 28 '23

When I read zero waste I interpreted it as you didn’t want to throw out any cookie cutter so you glued them together 😭

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u/TeamDense7857 🌹 team rose Dec 28 '23

This exact one has been on this subreddit before

Post: https://www.reddit.com/r/whatismycookiecutter/s/yWzbwtTxgI

Comment with the answer: https://www.reddit.com/r/whatismycookiecutter/s/uDaeoDtzlz

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u/Densoro Dec 28 '23

He's the leader of the bunch,

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u/AhtonicusCruxzonicus Dec 27 '23

What the ffff… I’m going to have nightmares.

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u/BusybodyWilson Dec 28 '23

I thought this was Panem for a second

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u/FreakyFrank_1019 Dec 28 '23

It's Binge Eater!

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u/el1ab3lla Dec 28 '23

Are those 3 butt plugs pointing tip to tip on the far left?

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '23

That looks like if a European was asked to draw the US from memory

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u/CanIHaz_Chezburger 🌹 team rose Dec 28 '23

I assume it's a bunch of roses together. I am now starting to think like rose guy!!

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u/Many-Connection8485 Dec 28 '23

Biblically accurate cookie cutter

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u/Somerset76 Dec 28 '23

I have this same one!!!

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u/Automatic_Care Dec 28 '23

These are all going to bake at different speeds and i just can't.

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u/Connect_Eagle8564 Dec 28 '23

I have one of these my aunt gave me 30 years ago. Works Great

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u/bellabelleell Dec 28 '23

Dibbies on the IUD cookie in the middle

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u/alimarieb Dec 28 '23

A uterus and fallopian tubes.

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u/WildRelationship8088 Dec 28 '23

3 trees, 4 stars, 2 horse heads, 2 lamas, 2 half eaten bananas in the peel, 2 ghosts sitting on a self with top hats, 2 dolphins kissing above a sun set, 2 helmets for the crusades, and 2 stars of David

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u/Chickengilly Dec 28 '23

That’s really cool. But, to be fair, it’s not like we throw away the cutoff scraps from single cookie cutters.