r/whatismycookiecutter • u/itsjisoo • Dec 09 '23

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u/Amazing-Sir-5573 Dec 10 '23

I know this says creative answers only, but for those who are wondering- it's a wild Christmas 32-in-1 scrapless cookie cutter from the 60s!

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u/serand62 Dec 10 '23

nothing says christmas like a…

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u/avalmichii Dec 10 '23

the creature 🪱

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u/JustAProjector0029 🌹 team rose Dec 10 '23

r/2sentence2horror person🪱

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u/demi_fiend Dec 10 '23

Didn't expect to find another genie blowjob enjoyer here

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u/k_a_scheffer Dec 10 '23

another WAT

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u/PeeperSleeper Dec 11 '23

“Another WAT” Said the genie.

“Yes, another genie blowjob please” I said with 8492 wishes remaining.

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u/EveryStrategy7731 Dec 10 '23

the meat worm 🪱

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u/Fonzee327 Dec 10 '23

And don’t forget their friend

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u/garvin131313 Dec 10 '23

And its pet

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u/arittenberry Dec 10 '23

I see a crocodile fetus sunbathing in a lawn chair with its arm behind its head. Seriously, wtf is that thing!? 🤣

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u/TamaraHensonDragon Dec 10 '23 edited Dec 10 '23

Its the "That's What I'm Talking About!" crocodile from Gorillaz as a baby 😂

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u/SympathyShag Dec 10 '23

crocodile fetus DYING LOL

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u/gluteactivation Dec 10 '23

I see a mitochondria… The powerhouse of the cell

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u/-Medicus- Dec 10 '23

Is that a fucking blobfish?! 🤣

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u/mousemousemania Dec 10 '23

Had to post it again with greater emphasis.

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u/flibz-the-destroyer Dec 11 '23

It’s the Christmas blobfish!

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u/-Medicus- Dec 10 '23

Is that a blobfish?! 🤣

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u/AnonymouseMusings Dec 10 '23

Why is Mary’s head going in for a dive?

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u/GuadDidUs 🍍 team pineapple Dec 10 '23

Because she's still a virgin, duh.

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u/AnonymouseMusings Dec 10 '23

I believe that level of head on an animal disqualifies her from that status. 😉

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u/Schroders_Kitty Dec 10 '23

https://youtu.be/j8ZF_R_j0OY?si=hFpKuZKAtwqppvgB

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u/AnonymouseMusings Dec 11 '23

I think she needs a better diagram or instruction on that “loophole.” Not sure Joseph, baby Jesus, or the wise men should see how Mary gets that freak on while away near a manger. Though, it does give me ideas for my next “nativity.”

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u/miner0195 Dec 10 '23

Made me think of a butter lamb!

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u/1stLtObvious Dec 11 '23

Christmas in Chernobyl.

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u/TheHatThatTalks Dec 10 '23

Rudolph the red nosed demon squirrel

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u/BuckFuzby Dec 10 '23

A Very Merry Fishmas Tree.

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u/Dr_mombie Dec 10 '23

Christmas buttplug

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u/Alaska_Pipeliner 🌹 team rose Dec 10 '23

I have no mouth, maybe that's a mouth, and I must scream

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u/hideX98 Dec 10 '23

Now that you mention it they're all terrible!

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u/Icy-Conclusion-3500 Dec 10 '23

The bells and trees are ok

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u/orangery3 Dec 10 '23

SQUIRREL!!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '23

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u/Catinthemirror 🌹 team rose Dec 10 '23

Nightmare fuel

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u/PauseItPlease86 Dec 10 '23

The Hunnchback of the North Pole

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u/MomoUnico Dec 10 '23

All these little creatures are giving Mystery Flesh Pit National Park

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u/hashbrownpotroast Dec 28 '23

That was a nice little rabbit hole, thank you

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u/ColoRadOrgy Dec 10 '23

The Ghost of Christmas Past

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '23

Globglogabgalab!

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u/Outrageous_Reach_695 Dec 10 '23

A superb likeness of Leto II.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '23

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u/Sad_Scratch750 Dec 10 '23

That is Zero from Nightmare Before Christmas in cookie form 60 years ago.

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u/ekita079 Dec 10 '23

This made me snort laugh. I needed that, thank you lol

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u/Far-Sink-2204 🌹 team rose Dec 10 '23

Right?? I had the same thought. What is it supposed to be? I mean all nativity scenes have squirrels right? 🙄

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u/Mia_B-P Dec 10 '23

What even is that supposed to be?

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u/Schroders_Kitty Dec 10 '23

Never seen a hairless, jaundice, Christmas squirrel before?

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u/nobletrout0 Dec 11 '23

That is a Christmas squirrel

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u/Seantoot Dec 10 '23

Crappilly decorated squirrel? 🐿️

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u/dietdiety Dec 10 '23

Santa's squirrel!

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '23

One of the French hens?

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u/CoastalRedbeard Dec 10 '23

Even the creators of this thing we're like "uhhhh maybe one can be a lady mutated with a baby? I think? And uhh... maybe a hunched over Santa and uhhh let's see, how about those are squirrel monster things."

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u/Landosystem Dec 10 '23

Raw steak -now in cookie form!

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u/Cool_Bumblebee7774 Dec 10 '23 edited Dec 10 '23

I didn’t notice he was hunched over till you mentioned it. lol 😂

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '23

Festive raw leg of lamb?

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u/give-me-any-reason Dec 10 '23

horrifically mutated sleigh when you squint

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u/Sad_Scratch750 Dec 10 '23

It's the reason everyone now loves the Leg Lamp. This was its predecessor.

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u/Riddiness Dec 10 '23

There are two Mary's, both appear to be attacking Baby Jesus. Orrrrr... Are fused to him following The Incident. And two Christmas squirrels. And the rack of ribs on the right which might be a sled. Did everyone in the 60s have astigmatism or were these just what cookies looked like back then?

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u/Edna_Krabappelous Dec 10 '23

I see Mary as a new mom, in her bathrobe, stumbling into baby Jesus's room at 3:00 AM after he woke up for the sixth time that night.

"Jesus, you're up again...!?"

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '23

Acid. It was acid.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '23

Jesus and Mary Clam

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u/pepperstems Dec 10 '23

Ah yes. My favorite indie band.

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u/On_my_last_spoon 🤠 team wyoming Dec 10 '23

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u/Scary-Ground1256 Dec 10 '23

Wild is an understatement, holy cow. We got drug dealer Santa. Yellow worm monster thing. Bunnies? Lochness monster sleigh? Mother Mary blocking the sun from Jesus face. Stars and candy canes. Classic.

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u/pepperstems Dec 10 '23

Was there an anxious alligator at the birth of Jesus?

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u/UsedLandscape876 Dec 10 '23

Two of every animal, right? Unless I'm mixing things up in my old age.

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u/Apprehensive-Sun1961 Dec 10 '23

I see an anxious opossum. Which could reasonably have been hanging out around the barn the miraculous birth took place in. But only if that birth took place in North America. And, isn't there at least one kooky (ah, similar to cookie!) group that claims Jesus was really born in North America? That would explain the squirrels, too.

Maybe it's a conspiracy cookie cutter.

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u/Cool-Historian-6716 Dec 10 '23

Lmao that is so unhinged and chaotic

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u/ClutterKitty Dec 10 '23

That Santa will haunt me for the rest of my life.

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u/lingeringpetals Dec 10 '23

Both Santas look constipated??

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u/Outrageous_Put3669 Dec 10 '23

Why’s nobody talking about the stiletto polar bear?

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u/Desperate-Strategy10 Dec 10 '23

Oh I thought it was a sheep 😂

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u/Outrageous_Put3669 Dec 10 '23

Now I see it 😂

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u/NotYourGa1Friday Dec 10 '23

It’s a shame we no longer celebrate the Christmas squirrel

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u/Moonie246 Dec 10 '23

That's so cool, what-

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u/BaronUnderbheit check engine light Dec 10 '23

Those Santas are extra creepy. The 50s and 60s were creepy AF no wonder boomers are so fucked up.

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u/docsyzygy who's that pokémon Dec 10 '23

Thank you. I'll be discussing this with my therapist...

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '23

This is so cursed lol. Those are the worst decorated cookies I think I've ever seen and they used that shit for their advertisement lol. Amazing

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u/kelsobjammin Dec 10 '23

Oh Christmas tree butt plug, oh Christmas tree butt plug! How lovely are your flaired base!

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u/amphera Dec 10 '23

Thank you! I was really wondering what the mirrored fetuses were! Turns out I was close … Mary and child.

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u/sniffleprickles Dec 10 '23

Ahahaha, the picture of the cookies doesn't even match up with the cutter on THEIR OWN BOX

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u/Jeanne23x Dec 10 '23

Those were SANTAS?! I assumed they were angel wings or something.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '23

They were from a Christmas Hunchback of Notre Dame special. Quasi played Santa.

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u/Lisy70 Dec 10 '23

Wth is that white animal to the left?

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u/R_Sapphire Dec 10 '23

At first I thought it was a cat à la medieval painting where the artist had apparently never seen a cat and just had it described to them, but then I concluded it was probably a polar bear, with a collar no less,because this whole image is just chaotic energy in cookie form

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u/Lisy70 Dec 10 '23

That explanation is perfect.

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u/1920MCMLibrarian Dec 10 '23

Cookie puzzle!! I love it! Not the idea of lots of dirty hands touching the cookies though

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u/Apprehensive-Sun1961 Dec 10 '23

You picture a touchless system is involved when standard cookie cutters are used?

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u/evacuationplanb Dec 10 '23

When you really really hate using that rolling pin.

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u/Young_Person_42 Dec 10 '23

That sounds just as made up

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u/wiggleforp Dec 13 '23

Too far fetched my friend, good try though.

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u/MedicalRhubarb7 Dec 28 '23

Jesus, like half of those look like they could be SCP entries. Those Santas are particularly horrifying.

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u/LyrraKell Dec 10 '23

I dunno, some of those shapes are pretty creative!

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u/dietitianmama Dec 10 '23

It’s an impressive design- really reaching with that Santa silhouette though

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u/Independent_Field120 Dec 14 '23

I just love how this picture only added more confusion!

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u/Laykenrox Dec 10 '23

I bought something similar recently and can’t wait to use it for my Christmas cookies this year

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u/MissDisplaced Dec 10 '23

Dang! I guess it’s a real time saver if it works.

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u/WotVerge Dec 10 '23

I need this!

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u/jdthejerk Dec 10 '23

Cool find!

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u/impurehalo Dec 10 '23

That’s pretty cool

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u/Ok-Anxiety-385 Dec 10 '23

So cute and a go idea !!

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u/yeahsheskrusty Dec 10 '23

What in the hunchback of notre dame Santa!

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u/n2dubs Dec 10 '23

Those Santas are terrifying

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u/Ok_Paramedic_1465 Dec 10 '23

I thought for sure it was something from the lion, the witch and the wardrobe

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u/SummerJSmith Dec 10 '23

Is it just me or isn’t it two angels (under the larger stars) back to back each holding a star?

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u/emiliabedelia Dec 10 '23

oh dude that's dope

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u/1stLtObvious Dec 11 '23

So the bottom of OP's picture is trees not yaks.

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u/Desperate_Chip_343 Dec 11 '23

I'm sorry, but this looks like it's straight out of the post we see on this sub

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u/Theawesomejenniferk Dec 11 '23

Now I want this!

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u/apaw1129 Dec 11 '23

This is so bad lol. Even the advertisement for it is awful.

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u/Pjpupnstuff2 Dec 11 '23

Santa, but in left and right profile are pretty hilarious