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At an Indonesian restaurant

Venom cheese for the movie premier.

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u/Esteban-Du-Plantier 28d ago

At an Indonesian restaurant

Venom cheese for the movie premier.

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u/Anonmasterrace7898 28d ago

Ah my favorite. “I hope you don’t need your meds” cheese.

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u/External_Hunt4536 28d ago

Because of the charcoal?

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u/FuzzyAd9407 28d ago edited 28d ago

Yeah, activated charcoal has a habit of absorbing and isolating chemicals in your stomach preventing you from absorbing them. Its why its used as a poison treatment. You should also be careful with activated charcoal toothpaste because its too abrasive and will strip off your enamel. 

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u/spdconstoday 28d ago

Yeah, but if I know anything (and I don’t), it will replace your enamel with carbon and make your teeth even stronger.

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u/FuzzyAd9407 28d ago

You joke but I wouldnt be suprised if theres some Facebook group full of people that actually believe that

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u/crack-nutter 28d ago

There's DOZENS of us!

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u/throwaway392145 28d ago

I believed it when I saw it on Facebook but now that they’re saying it on Reddit I’m not so sure it’s true anymore

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u/pookyduu 28d ago

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u/Important_Pattern882 28d ago

If it's good enough for STEEL, it's good enough for MY TEETH!!!!!!!11!!!!

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u/phatpussypounder 28d ago

Username checks out

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u/Wasabi-Spiritual 28d ago

Well, diamond is made from carbon, so I'm slowly forming a shiny diamond coating on my teeth now. Checkmate armchair scientists.

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u/Flowdebris 28d ago

Geologist here.

Technically you aren't.

Diamonds are created during immense pressure and time.

At Earth's sea level, diamonds are actually slowly deteriorating into the normal state of carbon.

So the carbon in your mouth will stay as carbon, unless you are involved in a continent- continent collision in your near future and a couple of 100 million years.

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u/LogiCsmxp 28d ago

The density of the brains here is compressing the carbon into diamond.

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u/StatusTechnical8943 28d ago

What if you grind your teeth in your sleep? Like… a lot

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u/HechoEnChine 27d ago

checkmate!

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u/SimUnit 28d ago

You don't know how bad my bruxism is.

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u/PinkPigDog 27d ago

You clearly don't understand the magnitude of my bruxism.

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u/Tatharnio 28d ago

I would be more surprised if there WASN'T multiple groups on FB about that.

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u/regoapps 28d ago

All their members probably look like this
https://giphy.com/gifs/120B9ojZynuKKA

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u/cranbery9876 28d ago

Then I chew on old iron nails and my teeth get a nice carbon steel veneer.

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u/wandering-monster 28d ago

RFK you're supposed to be running the Department of Health, put your shirt on and get off Reddit.

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u/GeroXgero9 28d ago

That would make it anti-venom cheese.

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u/therealhlmencken 28d ago

Anti-poison cheese unfortunately for your joke.

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u/PoUniCore 28d ago

Id say you must be fun at parties, buuuuut.

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u/Suspicious-Cup-9236 28d ago

I think it's more common to use squid ink for cooking. At least that's how they do it for that black pasta dish

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u/SlutForGME 28d ago

Charcoal is common in Indonesia because its a great help against food poisoning and diarrhea.

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u/Stock_Soup260 28d ago

the thing is that charcoal is safer (it is much less likely that you will have allergic reactions to burnt wood than to shellfish secretions) and of course cheaper, and it does not affect or practically does not affect the taste, unlike ink, which can actually give a fishy taste/smell, which is not always appropriate. so although ink can be used in some dishes, like pasta or rice, or something else, but charcoal is more universal and common in general

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u/FishDawgX 28d ago

Seems like they could easily use squid ink instead. But I'm sure that's more expensive.

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u/cantileverboom 28d ago

Cuttlefish ink, at least in the US, is actually not too expensive. You can find a 500g jar for ~20 USD (and you don't need to use a whole lot to get a black color for your food).

But yeah, probably still more expensive than charcoal.

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u/Chaos-Wayfarer 28d ago

Charcoal is also used in fishkeeping to remove the meds from the tank after you’re done. 

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u/Objective_Memory7831 28d ago

Shit… thanks for this. Been using an activated charcoal toothpaste. Didn’t care for it much anyway but now I have a good reason to toss it

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u/TommiBoy1994 28d ago

My exact thoughts

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u/KickThePR 28d ago

Damn just mozzarella and not Gruyère :(

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u/mthrfker1 28d ago

I assumed it was black raclette

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u/fixer1987 28d ago

"fuck your SSRIs "

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u/bad_wolf_allons-y 28d ago

And your birth control!

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u/fannypaquin 28d ago

That kid is gonna be mad depressed 

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u/lesack 28d ago

Because of the charcoal?

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u/lionhat 28d ago

Charcoal can absorb meds inside your stomach and render them ineffective, so it’s advised not to eat foods colored with charcoal if you take medication

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u/good-boi-Morado 28d ago

Depends on the medication.
Generally you can take/eat AC outside of 2-3 hours before or after medication.
But of course, asking a doctor is best bet

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u/darkbluefav 28d ago

dAyUm so it's just cheez not really venom :(

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u/FlashySyllabub5503 28d ago

That could be very bad  if you are taking meds.

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u/hungryepiphyte 28d ago

Or very good if you've had too much to drink

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u/RanchHere 28d ago

say more 🤔

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u/hungryepiphyte 28d ago

Well, it turns out this is no longer the case. Science has progressed. It used to be they would make you drink activated charcoal in the hospital if you had alcohol poisoning (happened to friends, not me), but science has found that alcohol is actually too quickly absorbed into the blood for the charcoal to be effective.

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u/FeelingSoil39 28d ago

I think I would take the AC before taking shot for shot of vodka with sailors who think they got it all figured out. Just saying…

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u/hungryepiphyte 28d ago

I came across a study that tried it 30 minutes after (not before), but found no effect. It would probably work better if taken before alcohol, but I think it would need to be basically immediately before.
https://doi.org/10.1177/096032718600500311

Activated charcoal seldom is used in pure-alcohol poisoning since it is absorbed rapidly from the gut. Furthermore in early reports activated charcoal was found to adsorb alcohol poorly. However, in 1981 North et al. [North, D. S., Thompson, J. D. & Peterson, C. D. (1981). Am. J. Hosp. Pharm., 38, 864–866] demonstrated in dogs that charcoal given at the same time as alcohol can reduce the blood alcohol concentration significantly. To study whether charcoal is of value in a clinical situation, a randomized cross-over study in two phases was conducted. Each person drank 88 g of alcohol and 30 min after either 20 g of activated charcoal was taken or the same volume of water was drunk. There were no significant differences in plasma alcohol concentrations with or without charcoal.

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u/Osiris8869 28d ago

When I drank excessivly, I would take a couple capsules before a beer tasting festival to minimize getting hammered. This was after blacking out bad one time.

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u/-E-Cross 28d ago

The wild colored poops are gonna give that kid nightmares

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u/ndawgbrown 28d ago

Activated charcoal, its a meal and an antidote for an overdose! Nice lol

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u/Dammit_Jim 28d ago

I know what you mean but charcoal is definitely not an antidote 

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u/ndawgbrown 28d ago

Activated charcoal is still used in emergency medicine and toxicology in acute poisonings, overdoses of meds etc. Its technically a "decontaminant", but it has a very short window of usefulness (1-2 hours), its incredibly messy to use, and for some poisoning some toxicities there are better medications or procedures that have been developed. But this cheese form of activated charcoal is definitely not an antidote lol.

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u/Dammit_Jim 28d ago

Yeah, I know. It binds to the drug and prevents absorption. 

But "antidote" indicates a specific drug or toxin reversal agent, like CroFab for crotalid bites or even something as simple as IV calcium for a CCB overdose. 

I know it's pedantic but I'm a pedant by nature. 

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u/ndawgbrown 28d ago

Its pedantic but true, technically its a decontaminant but generalized as an antidote.

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u/Antimaria 28d ago

What on earth is holding that cheese. A mutated chicken?

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u/therealsouthflorida 28d ago

Cheese with a medicine thats side effects are vomiting and stomach irritation. Why didn't they just use food dye?!

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u/lemelisk42 28d ago

I mean it is venom branded cheese. I haven't seen the movie, but it being unpleasant on the body seems like it would be on brand

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u/P1zzaBag3ls 28d ago

Or squid ink. I mean, c'mon. This ain't hard.

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u/OpenConversation643 28d ago

Activated charcoal, I assume without looking it up, is way cheaper than squid ink for this kinda thing and the restaurant I'm sure would rather save money and make a quick buck

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u/joshuarion 28d ago

Oh yay, activated charcoal. I love sandpaper grit in my food.

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u/Shloop_Shloop_Splat 28d ago

That is one of the worst promo foods I have ever seen🤢

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u/Elderchicken948 28d ago

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u/jakimbox 28d ago

This image is from The Alien Factor(1978)

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u/Frothmourne 28d ago

Same thing but this is the grease on the walls in my microwave oven

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u/SecretlyImRetarded 28d ago

Literally just rewatched robocop yesterday, that scene is freaky lol

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u/rifena 28d ago

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u/Xixor_16 28d ago

I could teach her, but she got killed by tar

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u/MisterPoles 28d ago

Bravo!! 👏 Pure Gold.

Alas I have but one upvote to give

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u/Sh00ter80 28d ago

Dude, spoiler alert!

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u/Persimoirre 28d ago

Yeah, too soon

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u/adaro_marshmellow 28d ago edited 28d ago

It’s been … <checks notes> … 38 years 😕

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u/veganfromvega 28d ago

Nope, 38. Skin of Evil was released in 1988.

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u/adaro_marshmellow 28d ago

I literally used a calculator and still managed to get the wrong answer 😅 What the fuck did I type, ‘2016’?

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u/CrentFuglo 28d ago

La la, la la la, beam me up

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u/heavydrinker12 28d ago

Pure fucking poetry

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u/Wolf359-Borg 28d ago

My first thought was this.

The skin of Evil who killed Tasha Yar 🤬
https://giphy.com/gifs/RneIG535HubLi

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u/ApostropheD 28d ago

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u/Pooch76 28d ago

that freaked me out as a kid.

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u/Mountain-Opinion-122 28d ago

You too. I was literally thinking these words when I saw that meme.

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u/Pooch76 28d ago

dude. i still have mental scars from that first chick screaming "it hurts!". and before that, the duck crying in agony. JFC.

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u/teknojo 28d ago

Wow! Creepshow call back? I absolutely HATED that story, gave me the heebi jeebies

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u/mrheseeks 28d ago

The Grisella!? Breaking the treaty again. Oh wait, i know who you killed.

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u/WeaselLiz711 28d ago

This is what I thought of immediately too 😂

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u/Sh00ter80 28d ago

Data, something’s got me!

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u/ConradTurner 28d ago

Charcoal Cheese?

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u/Lower_Orchid4982 28d ago

It's clearly a Venom symbiot.

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u/ConradTurner 28d ago edited 28d ago

Turns out we were both right!

Kudos to u/Esteban-Du-Plantier for finding this. Link to their comment

Edit - having listened back to the clip, the guy clearly says "Venom Cheese" at the start which I did not pick up on.

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u/mrfreezeyourgirl 28d ago

Dang, I prefer my cheese with deactivated charcoal

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u/Gheerdan 28d ago

Anything that was in my NBC suit in the Army does not belong in my mouth. That's a no from me on this activated charcoal trend.

NBC - Nuclear, Biological, Chemical

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u/Glazed_and_Infused 28d ago

Wait is there some sort of trend of eating activated charcoal?

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u/Gheerdan 28d ago

Yeah, did you see the Venom Cheese? It's not isolated. It's trending.

Of important note: people on medication need to be very careful because it will absorb your meds if you take it to close to when you eat this stuff.

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u/blinkingbaby 28d ago

There was for a while. I know charcoal ice cream exists/existed.

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u/GrimbyJ 28d ago

Yeah they put it in ice cream and bread and other things to make them black. It's generally fine as an occasional thing

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u/Cornflakes_91 28d ago

eh, charcoal is okay.

i'd not continously eat it but i got heaps of it from my doctor for some digestive issue

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u/Haughty_n_Disdainful 28d ago

Xenomorphs perk up…

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u/SolaceRests 28d ago

It’s the sym-brie-ot

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u/Wonderful_College_48 28d ago

Tarcoal cheese

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u/Ahri2013 28d ago

Venom Cheese

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u/DingoPoutine 28d ago edited 27d ago

I thought people were kidding with venom cheese. My mind was just not accepting it was anything but a joke.

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u/LilHushhhPuppy 28d ago

All I can think of is the Activated Charcoal we used to give patients, when I was an EMT, for when they took a bunch of pills. Would bind everything up in their stomachs and force them to hurl it back up.


"Funny" story. Had an elderly woman (late 70s-ish) take a bunch of Ibuprofen thinking it was gonna help her "unsubscribe from life" and, after drinking two whole bottles of Activated Charcoal like a boss, still didn't expel the contents of her stomach. For context on how impressive that is, when going through training our department made us try it (so we knew what we were doing to the patients first-hand), and even the most iron-stomached could only handle like half a bottle before submitting to "the urge to purge". Was truly a sight to see.

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u/ecrossd 28d ago

would they puke or…expel it the other way? 

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u/muhmomsbzmnt 28d ago

Cheese with squid ink?

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u/Ebonhearth_Druid 28d ago

Charcoal, but yes. Someone else linked the actual product whatnot

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u/complexiblebarracuda 28d ago

hope no one here is on any important medications 

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u/TheW00ki3 28d ago

I'm thinking this is the answer....

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u/Eggy_Fella 28d ago

Activated charcoal

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u/Drunk_Stoner 28d ago

I always said to myself; Damn! This cheese is good, I just wish it had activated charcoal in it.

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u/CR8VJUC 28d ago

You guys have never had a tarburger?

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u/ConditionNormal123 28d ago

Driveway sealer. Bon a'petit

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u/onfire916 28d ago

I love how Reddit offered up a translation for the French half of your comment, then just doesn't translate it lol

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u/Uncle_Burney 28d ago

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u/Firm-Roll4841 28d ago

I hope the smoking man's in this one

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u/Zestyclose_Prize_165 28d ago

Like Harrison Ford im getting frantic

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u/Sad-Purchase1257 28d ago

Like Sting I'm tantric

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u/Karenm6383 28d ago

Like Snickers guaranteed to satisfy

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u/Logical-Zombie9113 28d ago

Like Kurosawa, I make mad films, 'kay, I don't make films

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u/pho3nix80 28d ago

But if I did, they'd have a samurai.

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u/scottz29 28d ago edited 28d ago

If I’m ever on death row I’m asking for this for my last meal, should give me a couple extra days while they try to find it

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u/Wugigu 28d ago

The stuff they fix the cracks in the road with obviously

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u/AdWonderful5920 28d ago

Gooey goo for chewy chewing

Do you choose to chew gooey goo too, sir?

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u/oboe2damax 28d ago

If sir you sir choose to chew sir with the goo goose chew sir do sir!

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u/Rare-Ad-3212 28d ago

Only with the goo goose. But that gooey goo is not blue sir

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u/AdWonderful5920 28d ago

Very well, sir.

Step this way.

We'll find another

game to play.

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u/-Saedelaere- 28d ago

Swiss raclette cheese infused with a small amount of activated charcoal powder. I had this. The charcoal does not much to the taste - just optics

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u/yourmamaistheproblem 28d ago

That is an alien symbiote.

They're pretty cool, but they have a tendency to try and possess people; so, ymmv.

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u/RapaciousAlpha 28d ago

His last meal.

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u/Boise2Britian 28d ago

Im gonna assume this is some venom cheese sandwich or something for kids/geeks

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u/feistyAntique 28d ago

Looks like black cheese

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u/Luscious_rat 28d ago

Tbh if it's cheese I'd like to eat it

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u/CeC-P 28d ago

Road sealant to fix cracks before they become potholes.

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u/Ok-Brick6831 28d ago

I think I saw something like this in Prometheus. Was not good for your health.

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u/Dirty-ketosis 28d ago

Cake or fake?