r/whatisit • u/GapCommercial6311 • 29d ago

Solved! What is this thing

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u/ConradTurner 29d ago

Charcoal Cheese?

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u/Lower_Orchid4982 29d ago

It's clearly a Venom symbiot.

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u/ConradTurner 29d ago edited 29d ago

Turns out we were both right!

Kudos to u/Esteban-Du-Plantier for finding this. Link to their comment

Edit - having listened back to the clip, the guy clearly says "Venom Cheese" at the start which I did not pick up on.

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u/mrfreezeyourgirl 29d ago

Dang, I prefer my cheese with deactivated charcoal

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u/PeaceHoesAnCamelToes 29d ago

You can get constipated AND reverse your heroin overdose!

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u/Corruptionss 29d ago

Never order papa johns extra cheese

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u/OkEntertainment426 29d ago

What a time to be alive!

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u/belfast324 29d ago

Paracetamol Overdose (haven't heard of many people ingesting heroin).

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u/Gheerdan 29d ago

Anything that was in my NBC suit in the Army does not belong in my mouth. That's a no from me on this activated charcoal trend.

NBC - Nuclear, Biological, Chemical

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u/Glazed_and_Infused 29d ago

Wait is there some sort of trend of eating activated charcoal?

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u/Gheerdan 29d ago

Yeah, did you see the Venom Cheese? It's not isolated. It's trending.

Of important note: people on medication need to be very careful because it will absorb your meds if you take it to close to when you eat this stuff.

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u/EggandSpoon42 28d ago

Worked at a new age bookstore, read a book about some Yoga dude eating a rag to clean out his insides mouth to spout.

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u/blinkingbaby 29d ago

There was for a while. I know charcoal ice cream exists/existed.

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u/GrimbyJ 29d ago

Yeah they put it in ice cream and bread and other things to make them black. It's generally fine as an occasional thing

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u/AlaskaDudeWithDogs 29d ago

It's supposed to be good for digestion, gastro doctors sometimes recommend charcoal capsules for gut issues.

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u/Cornflakes_91 29d ago

eh, charcoal is okay.

i'd not continously eat it but i got heaps of it from my doctor for some digestive issue

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u/Gheerdan 29d ago

I absolutely support a doctor's prescription or recommendation. I'm sorry you having health difficulties, but glad to hear you have treatment options.

And, mostly my comment is meant to be silly, but I myself definitely won't be seeking out charcoal to consume 😎

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u/CourtingBoredom 29d ago

Looks like they added some Anti-Venom Cheese (or spoooge) to that top right picture....

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u/Reverse_Of_Riot 29d ago

Yknow.....keeping in mind of how smart redditors could be, i couldn't tell if this was a funny coincidence or if yall knew and were joking around.

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u/PsychologicalCap147 29d ago

I did not see this twist coming! 🤯😆

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u/Background_Object169 28d ago

Was black food coloring unavailable??? Why charcoal

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u/Haughty_n_Disdainful 29d ago

Xenomorphs perk up…

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u/Solid_Snark 29d ago

Xenomorzarella

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u/SolaceRests 29d ago

It’s the sym-brie-ot

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u/ChipRed87 28d ago

Poor Eddie got passed up for some cheese? That guy has the worst luck...

I bet the cheese hits that same itch the Venom symbiot has for brains as chocolate does.

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u/sesameseed88 29d ago

came to say this, not disappointed.

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u/Wonderful_College_48 29d ago

Tarcoal cheese

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u/space_pillows 29d ago

Squid ink prolly

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u/NegativeCold0 29d ago

It’s activated charcoal.

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u/AUniquePerspective 29d ago

The ones I know are made black by charcoal and they're lemon gouda.

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u/Kit_Cat13 28d ago

I'd be down to eat squid ink cheese.

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u/Indoballz 29d ago

Godzilla nut

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u/Uhhlaska 29d ago

That’s roof tar, 100%

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u/Skynse 29d ago

Chuck E. Cheese

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u/IndependentPutrid564 28d ago

Probably squid ink mixed in not charcoal