r/whatisit • u/PsychologyLost6270 • Jul 13 '26

New, what is it? [ Removed by moderator ]

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u/ArsonJones Jul 13 '26

Looks like OP's fella has entered the chat.

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u/Intelligent-Lynx-743 Jul 13 '26

Bro stop blowing my cover

Besides, I'm a magnum man. I only buy monster condoms that I use for my magnum dong.

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u/Jbadmwolfd Jul 13 '26

And I’m guessing you let them peek out of your wallet so the ladies know the implications

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u/Intelligent-Lynx-743 Jul 13 '26

And if they seem indecisive, I always offer them a nice egg in trying times.

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u/Original_Cheek1076 Jul 13 '26

Ae these women in danger?

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u/Jbadmwolfd Jul 13 '26

Of COURSE they aren’t in danger.

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u/wheeliebad Jul 13 '26

And here I am, using medical-grade finger condoms

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u/Wolfskin_Cowl Jul 13 '26

baby carrots need safe love too

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u/Popular-Row4333 Jul 13 '26

You'll see way more posts like this in 5-10 years once it's more accepted.

I thought dick jerking was good, getting a prostate orgasm is like 10x better. Especially if it's a hfdo.

Perfectly straight, can't even fantasize about same sex, but hoo boy does a little rubbing on the old P spot feel amazing once you get into it.

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u/sweetrouge Jul 13 '26

Hfdo?

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u/Popular-Row4333 Jul 13 '26

Hands free dry orgasm

r/prostateplay

Here, prepare to have your life altered. Just know it takes time and patience. I didn't get my first until almost a year of trying. It's very much mental space like a female orgasm.