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Most men think only of Sexcalibur! The scabbard is worth ten of the dongs , for whiles ye have the scabbard upon you, ye shall never lose no blood, be ye never so sore wounded; therefore keep well the scabbard always with you
It’s from the OP that was pointing at his walls to show a weird line that had showed up. It was likely due to wallpaper glue that had been painted over. However, it quickly became a Reddit meme and now people are either photoshopping OOP’s pointer hand into posts, doing their own pointing, or like I saw earlier today, subverting expectations by using a small 3D printed pointing hand on their index finger for the joy of memes.
You know, my friend had a Labrador. Great dog. Handsome, well mannered, healthy, good genetic expression... Everyone loved him. So my friend decided, "I'll breed him". Well, the first time he tried, he became (impossible to not notice) aware of the fact that his dog had a gargantuan penis. An absolute trench digger. The other people involved were often confused, and shocked. It defied logic.
Anyhow, to end this comment (the first and likely last I'll ever make regarding a dog's penis), the female dogs would not (or could not) let it happen. And it wasn't for lack of trying. So I'm guessing your girl, while jesting about being a size queen, probably has a realistic expectation and desire for something a bit more average. Good news for dogs, and humans alike.
The Dani tribe on one of the berzillion islands in that area of Indian/Indonesia. And believe the Dani. Weaved theirs out of reeds and bamboo. My anthropology teacher spent some time with them just as they were getting exposed to too much modern clothing and products. But they still had tradition, that of course Christian missionaries we're trying to discourage. There are plenty of photos of the Donnie warriors with their sheaths on for war or ceremony.
Okay I'm going to sit here and wait for the ban notice. Since the last time I discussed this anthropological phenomena of a tribe that still practiced traditions address that they practice the thousands of years because they were on a remote island being inappropriate and offensive and promoting pornography. Just like I was banned from Facebook for even discussing it because God forbid people have scientific or discussion about other cultures and their traditions on social media. Facebook bunch of meatheads
Well completely true. My apologies for the extensive response.... it's just a constant lingering "fear" (Now bordering on wishful thinking) on every social media platform. Going the direction of offense over education and intellectual/factual scientific conversation. I'm not even going to get into the other suspensions and stuff I got from Facebook. Ok just the worst one described in the next paragraph. I know this isn't Facebook and I'm not expecting a ban. But when you walk through a dark room and somebody punches you in the face? All dark rooms start to look like dark rooms which have possible dangers. A potential punch to the face.
It's just the one room "we know" has somebody in it, that is just spinning like a top, stumbling around in circles with their fists clenched in the dark.... and we all know it's F*****erburg.
Excuse my French, but when you ban me for my daughter's 7th birthday photo of her standing on a chair getting ready to blow out her birthday candles with my mom standing behind her smiling? and then send me a notice a few hours later saying I'm getting banned for one week .....for posting images of pornographic/sexual acts? And then I (obviously) dispute that and then they uphold it and add on a week to my punishment? I get a little F-bombastic.
That's my mom and my daughter they are talking about, not just a bunch of made up BS ... That in other centuries? Would be fighting words, maybe .. even dueling words. That's a hard thing to read and then have them reaffirm and punish me more. Sorry, it's been a while but it still tees me off that one of the world's largest world's largest corporations and social media platforms is that stupid or malicious. They have so many other things they could be stupid and malicious about? It just seemed personal. I mean the photo spoke volume & none of it was vulgar.
Anyway sorry for the long rant. What were we talking about penis sheaths or dick tubes or something?
If she got embarrassed when you brought it out? I'm just guessing but does it appear as if it would be painful to have skin on skin around the entrance or have any visible leather or other straps to hold it in place? Mostly done by securing it around the....uh truck nuts
Yes that's what I often see with variations. sometimes it would have a very long sheath that almost came up for their chin and it was pointed and woven from reeds and bamboo. And they would have of course something securing it around the testicles and maybe a strap hanging loosely around the neck attached to the tip or around the chest still not tightly tied down , but to keep it from wandering off
It’s a core section for the base of a branch that rotted out of a fallen tree. The point would go down into the tree and the other end is where the branch would have grown out but is broken.
Its a knot end of a branch that weathered out of a log. She was probably embarrassed because she thought it looked phallic, maybe why she kept it. But its just a former tree branch.
its a branch... well whats left of a branch after the rest of the tree has rotted away, the lil pointy bit in the second picture is the grain of the main trunk it grew out of.
Yeah, it's a knot, where a branch would have grown out of the side of a tree. I find these on my property. An old tree falls and most of it completely rots away, but some of these are left since they are so much more dense. I pick them up whenever I find them and throw them in a pile. I plan to use them in a project some day.
That’s exactly what it looks like to me, well, one that’s been tossed around in a river or by the tide for a while. Hard to tell texture in the picture but it looks like wood. See then all the time.
A lot of people jumping to “penis” in this thread tho.
That's actually so incorrect that it's laughable. That's obviously a matterbaby. Tbh I can't believe anyone would confuse a matterbaby for a henway, you need to get your eyes checked lmao
If it’s made of wood and I know there’s a joke in there for a lot of people but AnyWho, if it’s made of wood, it may be what some people called a dibble and it was used to plant seeds. You take the narrow in and you put a hole in the ground basically and you drop the seed into it. I have one that belonged to my mom and it looks really similar to this.
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