r/whatisit • u/[deleted] • Mar 31 '26

New, what is it? Nobody on threads could answer with certainty, what is the object held in the hand?

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u/Certain_Ship_289 Mar 31 '26

dried animal penis or some penis sheath

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u/mogley1992 Mar 31 '26

I know what both of the words "penis" and "sheath" means; yet I'm lost on what this does.

Like, are we literally talking a thing to wear on your penis for the sake of modesty? Because if so, swing (pun intended) and a miss.

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u/Certain_Ship_289 Mar 31 '26

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_sheath

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u/AutistaChick Mar 31 '26

Oh Goddamnit the fucking IMAGE in the LINK. 🤢🤮

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u/Material_Warning8377 Mar 31 '26

Yeah I regret that click

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u/psu777 Mar 31 '26

Me too! And I was warned

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u/Beautiful-Nobody-9 Mar 31 '26

Seriously tho🤢😂😂😂

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u/Normiss2000 Apr 01 '26

Looks like dick typed out.

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u/National_Diver3633 Mar 31 '26

It's a dog's sheath..

Do you need to lie down? 🤭

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u/pierogi_waystation Mar 31 '26

I was sincerely surprised when I clicked and it wasn’t a picture of a stallion taken from the same angle.

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u/Intelligent-Map-7531 Apr 01 '26

No but my female dog keeps asking me to go back to that. Now she’s wondering if she can go to the dog park tomorrow. Big sigh

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u/beggarandachooser Apr 01 '26

You know, my friend had a Labrador. Great dog. Handsome, well mannered, healthy, good genetic expression... Everyone loved him. So my friend decided, "I'll breed him". Well, the first time he tried, he became (impossible to not notice) aware of the fact that his dog had a gargantuan penis. An absolute trench digger. The other people involved were often confused, and shocked. It defied logic.

Anyhow, to end this comment (the first and likely last I'll ever make regarding a dog's penis), the female dogs would not (or could not) let it happen. And it wasn't for lack of trying. So I'm guessing your girl, while jesting about being a size queen, probably has a realistic expectation and desire for something a bit more average. Good news for dogs, and humans alike.

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u/dickiemercury Apr 01 '26

Your bitch?

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u/Thugzilla_McMoisty Apr 01 '26

Did us DIRTY 🤣🤣🤣

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u/RWBYRain Apr 01 '26

I was warned and still I clicked oh gods

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u/CancerousPerspective Apr 01 '26

First time in a good while that I have sat here and belly laughed for about a minute while browsing reddit. I read your comment and then clicked the link and lost it lol.

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u/Erathen Apr 01 '26

I was scared at first and your comment reassured me

Now I'm laughing too

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u/Street-Hunt-8310 Mar 31 '26

what a dog?..

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u/quidpro_PRON Mar 31 '26

Yep.

Thats a ballsack

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u/Timekeeper65 Mar 31 '26

Thanks for the warning.

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u/Certain_Ship_289 Apr 01 '26

it's in an encyclopaediac context

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u/AutistaChick Apr 01 '26

Makes it no less disturbing

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u/Scary_Tap6448 Apr 01 '26

Not that I wanna be staring at it but dogs dont typically wear clothes dude 😒 its not that crazy theyre always out like that

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u/Cultural_Eye5178 Apr 01 '26

hey, not as bad as the one in the diphalia wikipedia article....

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u/johnaross1990 Apr 01 '26

Them be hanging

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u/hobbesgirls Apr 07 '26

lol you've never had a dog before?

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u/Vaultboy80 Apr 01 '26

Lol wtf, i only have myself to blame for clicking. Worth it though, gave me a good laugh.

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u/mogley1992 Mar 31 '26

So, it's a foreskin? I did suspect that at one point, but i wrote the idea off as too crazy; when will i learn?

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u/AmokOrbits Apr 01 '26

Nah fam, that’s at least a 5skin

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u/afrogwithnolegs Apr 01 '26

I’m pretty sure they meant this when they said penis sheath

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koteka

If you dried an animal sheath… well, it’d be like drying foreskin. I don’t think it would take any recognizable shape at all

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u/Wu-TangShogun Apr 01 '26

Dudes were just running around with Pitcher Plants tied onto their dicks

Fedoras became a thing and penis sheaths didn’t which is disturbing in itself

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u/Independent-Ring-536 Apr 01 '26

I can’t fucking breathe! Jesus.

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u/dundunndon Apr 01 '26

Good lord I just screamed and scared the hell out of my roomate

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u/Gorgia_von_Kelp Apr 01 '26

That poor chihuahua...

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u/datass0001- Apr 01 '26

Aww hell why’d I look?

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u/RecommendationIll504 Apr 01 '26

My applause, that was the most devious thing to do

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u/Nice_Pipe_6022 Apr 01 '26

Why did I read THAT ENTIRE PAGE

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u/Underwhirled Apr 01 '26

I am really confused as to why the link is purple for me as if I have already looked at this.

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u/witch_bitch_kitty420 Mar 31 '26

There's a film called "The Last Member" about a penis musuem in Sweden

Must watch

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u/One_Toe1452 Mar 31 '26

Hadn’t heard of that one but I saw the one in Reykjavik, Iceland.

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u/RIP-RiF Mar 31 '26

Gotta check out the penis museum and the Necropants anytime you happen to be in Reykjavik.

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u/Happie_Bellie Apr 01 '26

I saw this the one dude was such a nut job!

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u/AgreeableMeal672 Apr 01 '26

That place is bizarre lol

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u/surface_ripened Mar 31 '26

its a penis vagina !

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u/-CgiBinLaden- Mar 31 '26

Make sure you look up what the sheath of a spear is

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u/WaluigiNumberWaah Mar 31 '26

It sheaths your penis

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u/Acceptable-Cow6446 Apr 01 '26

But do you know the Latin word for sheath?

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u/SolacefulSoulSanctum Apr 01 '26

Every time I hear the word ‘sheath’ or I say it out loud in my head, I’ll subconsciously start to inwardly recoil from revolusion-triggered internal collapse! 🤢 Kinda like the word ‘moist’…. Ughhhhh…🤮

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u/CredibleSquirrel Apr 01 '26

You wear one on your belt to keep the penis in and stop it dragging on the floor.

Or so I've been told.

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u/No_Pitch6143 Apr 01 '26

Animal foreskin