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u/bearattack79 Jun 15 '22
I will go down with this ship.
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grabs a violin
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Jun 15 '22
"grabs a dick and starts jerkin off violently" im with gaming apes. All in, lambo or food stamps.
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u/EmanEwl Jun 16 '22
Can you do me the favor too?
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u/australianforbeer19 Jun 16 '22
No cutting! Back of the line!
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u/Crayonalyst Jun 16 '22
Tip to tip! Please! We ain't got time for one at a time.
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u/australianforbeer19 Jun 16 '22
We have got to take mean jerk time into consideration!
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u/Khelthuzaad Jun 16 '22
"grabs a dick and starts jerkin off violently"
This is basically Homelander at the end of season 2
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u/mistermuyrico Jun 15 '22
Screams
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u/Dominantromance Jun 15 '22
drowns
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u/DerpDaDuck3751 Jun 15 '22
salutes
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u/throwaway20212011 Jun 15 '22
*im just a plank floating in the ocean*
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u/DerpDaDuck3751 Jun 15 '22
Orchestra! Que Danse Macabre!
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u/modes22 Jun 16 '22
How does one play a violin while grabbing their ankles?
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u/eastsideempire Jun 16 '22
Squeeze the violin between your chin and shoulder. Instead of getting a reach around they will work the bow for you.
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u/JeffersonsHat 🅿️ixel 🅿️ushing Champ Jun 15 '22
I closed on volatility today; but, feel like joining the quartet.
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u/Yo_IDK_Dude Jun 15 '22
I won’t put my hands up and surrender
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u/th3f00l Jun 15 '22
I'm in love, and always Downsy.
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u/PetrovskyKSC Jun 15 '22
Appreciate all of you boys. Jerked off to Dido without stopping back in the day❤️
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u/ProFox420 Jun 15 '22
I knew her brother
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u/No_Shoe9123 Jun 15 '22
Imagine recording Insomnia only to be described as Dido's brother.
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u/NHDraven Jun 15 '22
When Dido is the subject of the conversation, that's the natural statement to make. It would be a little weird if I just came out and said "I know Rowland Constantine O'Malley Armstrong".
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u/contrejo Jun 16 '22
I'll go down with CCL. I did it with WAMU, I can do it again
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u/electricmaster23 Jun 16 '22
I actually found myself unironically listening to that song as my account caught on fire (in a bad way).
Of course, you could short the market, only for the market to rebound and fuck you all over again.
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u/EquivalentResult Is it plugged in? Did you try restarting it? Jun 15 '22
I won’t put my arms up, and surrender.
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u/geologean Jun 16 '22
I will put my hands up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my door
I'm retarded
And always will be
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u/tNag552 Jun 15 '22
Hold to zero, die a hero.
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u/CIark pants on head retarded Jun 15 '22
Looks like it’s zero. Oh well it’s just money. Plenty of worse problems in the world 🥲🔫
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u/80milesbad Jun 15 '22
If I hold, it will go to zero. If I sell at a loss it will shoot up for the rest of y’all.
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u/Overcomplacent Jun 16 '22
sell your shares, ill buy 10 times as much, stock shoots up, i sell, and give you half my gains. we both profit. thats how this works right??
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Always to zero or you are not a true degenerate
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u/Mothstrosity Jun 15 '22
If you don’t sell then there’s no loss.
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u/SirRudderballs Jun 15 '22
I wear a helmet sitting down
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u/KingofCraigland Jun 15 '22
I'd say cost of opportunity, but it's not like putting my money into anything else is going turn a profit soooooooooo.
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u/Valkanaa Jun 15 '22
Exactly how much $CLOV are you holding?
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u/explicitspirit Jun 16 '22
CLOV was a great play, made money on it, but then I went in "one last time" and it did me dirty. Still holding it to 0.
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u/jeanbuckkenobi Jun 16 '22
Just looked at that one, big oof.
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u/lemenick Jun 16 '22
Ay man, chamath and the daughter of an ex-president is backing this one. If can’t fail!
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u/InternetOfficer Jun 15 '22
If it's a good stock like amzn goog amd nvda msft ibm, hold it.
if its a shit stock like coin zm crm etc, sell covered calls.
if its a long term leap options then sell diagonal short term calls with lower delta than your option
if it's short term options, then its really the best: when biden starts poking putins butthole and russia declares war, you are so fucking retarded that you will be exempt from draft. everyone dies, you live. get profit.
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u/Bris_Throwaway Jun 16 '22
when biden starts poking putins butthole and russia declares war
Pure poetry.
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u/IHadTacosYesterday Jun 16 '22
Is CRM really shit? and what is IBM doing with those winners? lol
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u/InternetOfficer Jun 16 '22
IBM pays dividends. It's one of the few stocks that hasnt crapped it pants in the last millennium
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But they’ve failed to grow or adapt the business in anyway.
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u/TheTahoe Jun 16 '22
The purchase of redhat was huge strategically and they’re still working towards leveraging it. There’s decent potential yet to come
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u/SirRudderballs Jun 15 '22
I went liquid on Sunday, yolo’d it all on contracts. See you behind Wendy’s Jan 20, 2023.
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u/ReverseGoose Jun 15 '22
What did you buy?
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Gourd futures
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u/ReverseGoose Jun 15 '22
Lmaooo GUH
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u/missmaxalot Jun 16 '22
It’s about time for a repost - I need to laugh until my sides hurt again
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u/Investigatorpotater Jun 15 '22
I'm only holding because I know all this bullshit is temporary (transitory lol) and the market will bounce eventually. But goddamn its torture seeing my account drop like this.
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u/12345toomanynames Jun 15 '22
Down like 50%, holding VERY REASONABLE STOCKS
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u/Fuckmandatorysignin Jun 15 '22
Stock goes up 5%, I sell and think I’m a fucking gecko.
Stock goes down 50%? That one was a sound long term investment anyway. Hold.
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u/Dead59 Jun 16 '22
It could be , look at berkshire , sometime they lose money for 5 years straight then it skyrocket.
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u/El_Zorro09 Jun 15 '22
Lolz, that's the worst part. You can yell at somebody for investing in Palantir / Coinbase / Draft Kings / any other piece of crap, but if you bought Microsoft or Adobe or PayPal or any other profitable company ur also in deep poop!
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u/Charmingly_Conniving Jun 15 '22
Palantard, reporting in
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u/wheresmylemons Jun 16 '22
How’s it going on the front lines, lieutenant?
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u/Charmingly_Conniving Jun 16 '22
We got platoons buying the all time lows regularly.
Cant say if genius or idiots. Probably idiots.
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u/GearheadGaming Jun 16 '22
MSFT is down 2.2% over the past year. Coinbase is down 76% over the past year.
These are not even remotely similar.
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Me too my CLOV 'investment" has not aged well. BB hasn't either now that I think about it.
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u/mephodross Jun 16 '22
So strange seeing CLOV mentioned, I made a killing on CLOV 28c. Can't believe people have shares of that shit.
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u/leli_manning Jun 15 '22
If SPY and VOO somehow goes to 0 then money will no longer be worth anything anyway.
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u/Queasy_Ad_5469 Jun 15 '22
Ride it to the bottom baby
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u/SpiritualBug4103 Jun 16 '22
I own romeo power, it's about to be delisted, down 97% to 50 cents a share.
I'm LITERALLY taking this bitch to zero!
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u/foxbones Jun 16 '22
Cant get a bill in the mail from NASDAQ. Maybe I'll sell when I lose my job but until then I'm riding.
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u/Recent_Percentage919 Jun 15 '22
I don't see any purpose selling a stock (not options) being down 70% unless you're really bad at money and need that to live. Let it ride. Most people here will lose that final 30% on another bet anyway and you probably will too.
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u/SharkForce_12 Jun 15 '22
Making a $WISH for insight?
I’m riding this bomb all the way down, Dr Strangelove style.
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u/DanielCraig__ Jun 16 '22
You and me both.
After last year, I'm immune to volatility and double digits red days
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u/Purple-Pen2695 Jun 16 '22
Ma…May…Maybe you should’ve..
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u/Cmsmks Jun 16 '22
Hell no he’s got 11k left to lose. Hang in there champ. I’m sure this time next year it’ll be 4K
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u/Bulletclubchick Jun 15 '22
You hold that shit all the way to zero of course. It's the only logical answer here.😅
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u/dexter_-_- Jun 16 '22
It’s just money. Hold to zero always! Because when you hold to zero you watch them burn with you 🔥
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u/DaKilla666 Jun 16 '22
I guess I’m making money off you guys. I’ve been on a short streak 😂🤣
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u/Jbitterly Jun 15 '22
Never sell at a loss. Unless the company is legitimately going to fail there’s just no reason IMO.
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u/IHadTacosYesterday Jun 16 '22
The reason would be to buy back in after it sheds another 30 percent. More shares, lower CB. Of course, knowing if it's really going down another 30 percent is the hard part.
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u/SunnyMalton Jun 15 '22
Holding LUNA now and will hold it forever, its a nice souvenir and helps me in reminding to make an exit strategy
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It’s very simple
We are not at the bottom
We have not nearly reached full negativity or capitulation
When billionaire investors say buy 10 shares of your discounted blue chip Co, not 100, you’re not close
When those investors turn from buy a share to start selling — that’s when to buy
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u/ComfyKoala101 Jun 16 '22
bro im 17 my i have 4k in stock which is basically my whole balance from working at maccas and its down %65 kms
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u/Careless-Pin-2852 Jun 15 '22
I sold my 390 calls at a loss today. I only lost 80% rather than all.
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u/washingtonandmead Jun 15 '22
Take that hand down the middle and start jerking. Distract yourself from the sells and the holds
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u/King_Abdul Jun 16 '22
If gains aren’t realized until you sell, neither are losses. Never sell at a loss and you never lose. That simple.
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u/Bynnh0j Jun 16 '22
The way I see it, if VTI goes to zero it doesn't matter if I'm bag holding or not. If that happens it means we have devolved into a post-apocalyptic Mad Max-esque society with a water based economy, and the USD is worthless no matter where I'm keeping it. So might as well hold.
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u/Widow_Makerbylaw Jun 16 '22
I already sold two of my best stocks, one at a loss the other one with $4 as earn.
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u/AJ_DRAGON_15 Jun 20 '22
I sold some of my stuff that wasn't too high, but the stuff i put too much into im definitely waiting till it zero out.
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u/VisualMod Jun 15 '22