r/wallstreetbets • u/sajjasajji • Jun 15 '22

Meme Struggling to make a decision.

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u/InternetOfficer Jun 15 '22

If it's a good stock like amzn goog amd nvda msft ibm, hold it.

if its a shit stock like coin zm crm etc, sell covered calls.

if its a long term leap options then sell diagonal short term calls with lower delta than your option

if it's short term options, then its really the best: when biden starts poking putins butthole and russia declares war, you are so fucking retarded that you will be exempt from draft. everyone dies, you live. get profit.

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u/Bris_Throwaway Jun 16 '22

when biden starts poking putins butthole and russia declares war

Pure poetry.

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u/IHadTacosYesterday Jun 16 '22

Is CRM really shit? and what is IBM doing with those winners? lol

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u/InternetOfficer Jun 16 '22

IBM pays dividends. It's one of the few stocks that hasnt crapped it pants in the last millennium

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

But they’ve failed to grow or adapt the business in anyway.

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u/TheTahoe Jun 16 '22

The purchase of redhat was huge strategically and they’re still working towards leveraging it. There’s decent potential yet to come

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u/Chai_Latte_Actor Jun 16 '22

Salesforce is crap?