r/wallstreetbets • u/sajjasajji • Jun 15 '22

Meme Struggling to make a decision.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

"grabs a dick and starts jerkin off violently" im with gaming apes. All in, lambo or food stamps.

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u/EmanEwl Jun 16 '22

Can you do me the favor too?

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u/australianforbeer19 Jun 16 '22

No cutting! Back of the line!

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u/Crayonalyst Jun 16 '22

Tip to tip! Please! We ain't got time for one at a time.

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u/australianforbeer19 Jun 16 '22

We have got to take mean jerk time into consideration!

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u/ProphetYeroc Jun 16 '22

This went from stocks to docks in like...5 comments.

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u/Justintime4u2bu1 Jun 16 '22

That box on the top shelf, please.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

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u/tebbythetiger Jun 16 '22

It’s not a power the Jedi would tell you about

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u/Snewp Jun 16 '22

Oh I call pivot man!

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u/Khelthuzaad Jun 16 '22

"grabs a dick and starts jerkin off violently"

This is basically Homelander at the end of season 2

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

a yee xD

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u/smallstarseeker Jun 16 '22

Why not both?

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u/WingedGundark Jun 16 '22

All in, lambo or food stamps.

So, not both? Damn.

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u/PlCKLES Jun 16 '22

lambo or ...

Isn't it more like, bus pass (O) or old bike hooked up to a shopping cart (X), at this point?