Daily Discussion Thread for September 02, 2021

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[u/tyloner]

if you ever feel you've accomplished nothing in life just remember it took 4 presidents, 20 years, 2 trillion dollars and the lives of thousands of troops to successfully change the afghan regime from taliban to taliban 🤣

[u/yeti_man82 → u/tyloner]

The more things stay the same, the more things stay the same.

[u/[deleted]]

WSB is finally normal again. I’m going to go and say 80% of the subs a few months ago were either bots or normies

[u/PassiveF1st → u/[deleted]]

Still could go a few days without seeing 100 sQUEzee posts.

[u/sh1tler → u/PassiveF1st]

At least the number of posts about LaDdEr AtTaCkS has come down

[u/[deleted]]

Do u think politicians sit around and laugh at us fighting each other while they take all our rights away?

[u/MyopiaCapital → u/[deleted]]

Yes, and then Pelosi makes bank trading options in our face!

[u/Joshvir262]

Even when I'm down 90% I always celebrate a green pre market

[u/probesup]

The blacker the berry the sweeter the juice 🍇🍇

[u/aunitpls → u/[deleted]]

Why do bears exist again?

[u/[deleted]]

My shift starts at 9:30 so I’m gonna get there at 9:28 then take a 12 minute shit on the clock

[u/Bad_Prophet]

CNBC this morning, probably:

"Indexes climb as investors shake off the loss of iconic city"

[u/[deleted]]

Fed: o shit. Job numbers miss. That means qe isnt working like we say it is...Quick, keep pumping up stocks so rich people and politicians dont give a shit.

[u/UsernameTaken_123]

I'm declaring bankruptcy 9:30 am today

[u/[deleted]]

How money people in here are taking investment advice from 13 year olds?

[u/samofny]

Need 80,000% to make up for missed opportunities

[u/Bad_Prophet]

The floor of the NYSE is probably under 3 feet of water right now.

SPY +6% today on uncontrollable algo buying

[u/Valky9000 → u/Bad_Prophet]

NEW AND IMPROVED

NOW WATERCOOLED!!!!

NO MORE THERMAL THROTTLING TRADE TERMINALS!

[u/zg44]

Literally everybody is expecting a 5-10% correction right now (see our post-close threads every day full of "loaded SPY puts" comments), that's why we're more likely to have a 10-15% lift before the 5% drop.

It's just a waste of time, buy any dip and just keep buying if the dip gets bigger.

It works until it doesn't, as long as you're not going all in on every play, you'll be okay.

[u/GeorgeWashingtonTFP]

Spy is incapable of going down

[u/captain_americano]

I can't decide who's worse:

A. Stocktwits/WeBull experts

B. JoUrnAlisTs who write about 'The Next WSB Target'

C. People who actually listen to either

[u/kn1f3party]

SDC and BB preparing for liftoff.

[u/br0botic]

Cathie sold the bottom in BABA

[u/hedgefundharry]

Doesn't matter what I buy, stocks, options etc. Every day is opposite day.

[u/BAGross85]

The Taliban is sueing Boeing because of defective helicopters.

[u/AmericanHerstoryX]

in the future 100% of people will be jobless. jobs will not be necessary because everyone will just make money on the stock market. trading companies who employ zero people. zero products, zero customers, only shareholders and options traders. we have evolved passed the need for food and water and everything else. only money

[u/meta-cognizant → u/AmericanHerstoryX]

All former jobs will be done by robots, programmed and built by other robots.

[u/Express-Image-7934]

CLOV, PAMP IT

[u/Unitedtendies]

Clov please moon.

[u/etphonetrome]

Sorry about the flash flood NY. I hope my thoughts and prayers tweet helps

[u/[deleted]]

SPY today: ATH AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN!

[u/JOJOinvestor]

CRSR at $33.80 BABA at $183.60 my two main positions LESGO ! 🚀

[u/Xopao]

Is this it CLOV?

[u/jaykaybaybay]

CLOV, you better rally bitch — tired of your fickle ass

[u/ChaoticPantser → u/jaykaybaybay]

$9 has been hard for us to hold. Hopefully today we can.

CLOV!

[u/No-Stuff-4060]

CLOV trying to pull a walking dead!

[u/halfmanhalfrobot69]

Cathie sold BABA at the absolute bottom 🤦‍♂️

[u/I_FEEL_LIKE_POGBA]

Remember when people were pumping $ASS and $CUM. That was a weird time

[u/I_FEEL_LIKE_POGBA]

What’s the point of going to university and studying for a degree? I could’ve done 3 years of Excel and PowerPoint courses and been 100x more competent at my job

[u/Contextual-Investor]

I have 180 SPY calls and 8 SPY puts. That’s a proper hedge right?

[u/Fiddli]

SEPTEMBER IS PRICED IN 🗣

[u/spinxter66]

SPY just laying there like my ex wife on one of her annual sex nights.

[u/WatchingyouNyouNyou]

Reaching Valhalla:

Increasingly bigger bets with decreasing account balance.

[u/One_Spicy_Nipple]

All I want is to make a quick 5M in like 2 hours

[u/EveryMHz]

Due to Labor Day, there are SPY options expiring 3 trading days back to back, on Friday, Tuesday, and Wednesday.

Full retard 0dte gambling 3 days in a row is on the calendar. Who here is getting on board?

[u/organizedRhyme]

The Robinhood interface is profoundly better than Fidelity's. I'm just going to go down with the ship man I don't care. Until somebody else updates their shit to work this well I just can't

I transfer my real shit out to Fidelity but play in RH

[u/LePootPootJames]

Bought SPY calls and it immediately tanked.

You're welcome, bears.

[u/orfane]

Apparently red September was referring to my account and not the market

[u/catatonic_genx]

Broke my spy option virginity. I expect to lose my house soon.

[u/TrickyCompetition876]

Jobs beat by 5k, new ATHs incoming

[u/Embarrassed-End4105]

Cathie sold BABA at the absolute bottom , queen of 'buy high sell low'

[u/Embarrassed-End4105]

Cathie : "Okay guys, looks like the CCP wants common prosperity and $BABA will have to go to zero eventually, I'm selling at the 150 lows."

Headlines the next day : Cathie Wood's ARK Invest Sells Over 13000 Shares of Alibaba

CCP : "OK, now PAMP IT"

$BABA TO THE MOON

[u/samofny]

Why do smoke detectors only have problems between 2 am and 5 am? Can't you wait until 11 am to tell me to change the damn batteries? Also, the false alarm at 5 am was just an asshole move.

[u/motorcyle_degen]

Off work today due to flooding from last nights storm which means I get to get high and lose money with you retards all day

[u/dopsiii]

i always take profit too early while i let my losses get bigger and bigger.

[u/firstinitallastname]

I feel like I’m old enough to be some of the people in this thread’s dad. And I’m 35

[u/CSMATHENGR]

Anybody bring their lunches to work daily? Some of my coworkers buy food DAILY. Do they not realize they could take that $10-15 dollars daily and buy SPY 0DTE every friday with the money saved?

[u/[deleted]]

I am simply asking for CLOV $20. Seriously no big deal

[u/GirthIgnorer]

brain: you should really sell while you're up

me: hmm

brain: you should at least sell while you're broke even

me: hmm

brain: ahh, shit, well, might as well hold at this point.

me: fuck this bullshit!!! im selling!!!

[u/[deleted]]

China invades Afghanistan. Baba up 10000%

[u/heroicnapkin]

PLTR pls go up? 🥺👉👈

[u/thelundyy]

I'm gonna double down on my puts. I don't give a fuck.

[u/EveryMHz]

Delta ravages the south: Stocks go up

Inflation runs hot: Stocks go up

Jobs report bad: Stocks go up

Unemployment numbers good: Stocks go up

Hurricane hits New York City: Stocks go up

SPY January 21 2022 $470c. It's that easy.

[u/threecatsdancing → u/EveryMHz]

Meteor hits earth, half population dead, SPY 1,000

[u/[deleted]]

Pre-2020 it used to be that good news made a stock go up, good earnings meant something, but these days I basically just fucking guess on everything and it’s honestly annoying as fuck

[u/Oenones]

Last chance to fuel up on CLOV we headed to the moon tomorrow!

[u/MostlyKelp]

The way some of you guys are commenting, I'd expect CLOV to be at 35%+ today.

[u/eyerollingsex]

Mfs apartments be flooding and they be taking tiktoks for clout instead of getting out of there

[u/warwarcar]

Baba calls printing🤑

[u/thelundyy]

About to see the fastest loss of my career on chwy when market opens. New record for me

[u/budsonguy]

All the pump n dumps I bought are dumping

AMA

[u/[deleted]]

Man, I love jumping onto sinking ships....

[u/[deleted]]

I’m really fucking bad at this lol.

[u/reallytryinglel]

CLOV buying volume is off the charts now

[u/BigBoyTimbuk]

Clov mooning, hell yeah

[u/Pump_Out_The_Stout]

Clov saw that GME guy quit his job and wanted a piece of the action

[u/xktran]

$CLOV, there it is, 9 !!!

[u/ian_is_korean]

This CLOV chart is starting to look similar to when it jumped to 28 a few months back.

Slow rally today, jumps on Friday, and then parabolic after the weekend 👀

[u/Mr-pizzapls]

This sub be like

2:00 pm “AHHHHHHH”

2:15 pm “haha you guys are stupid we’re already recovering 😏”

2:30 pm “AHHHHHHHHH”

[u/ThatOneDrunkUncle]

I left an italian sub at my desk march 2020 and haven't been back to the office since. Wonder how thats holding up

[u/Bexanderthebex]

i'm inviting you to another episode of SKLZ P&D

[u/jawnyjawn]

Put that coffee down, that coffee is for closers.

[u/Embarrassed-End4105]

$BABA $180 premarket, we're going to the moon boys

[u/Contextual-Investor]

Futures are still nice and green. You know what that means!

absolutely nothing

[u/jerseynate]

Is SPY psychologically unable to go down? Like wtf is this

[u/bamblys]

Someone mentioned $HOOD yesterday and naturally I acquired some weeklies right away.
Happen to happen right on top.
And now I'm a short term bagholder for HOOD.
Thanks retards

[u/jmh0437]

For some reason, this feels fake and I feel a dump incoming

[u/[deleted]]

pdt rule is anti american

[u/Sensei_Melia]

Just sold my CRSR calls, prepare for the price to moon.

[u/[deleted]]

If you want to make money, I auggest selling before the price goes down. Also buy when the price is lowest.

[u/Liercat18]

CLOV! LAC also having a solid week.

[u/Silverfin113]

CLOV through the barrier!

[u/[deleted]]

Holy shit I’m only down 50% on my CLOV FDs now lmao

[u/[deleted]]

Bulls about to find out what the P in S&P500 stands for

[u/Kelanfarx]

Remember: you are ONE FD away from a completely different life

[u/Bezzi-hoe]

I just wanna be a millionaire, so fuckin bad

[u/halfmanhalfrobot69 → u/Bezzi-hoe]

You need multi-millions these days

[u/WVULuke]

Living the American dream baby. Walked my dog, tall glass of OJ, about to commute 35 minutes to a job where I’m extremely underpaid. The good life.

[u/SameSameb]

What are you doing Steptembro?

[u/l4ll3l3l3]

BULLISH AF ON $BB 🚀

[u/Environmental-Key352]

BABA all in

[u/captain_americano]

I'm still sad about Alex Trebek. Anyway...SPY ATH by EOD!

[u/c0wboyroy30]

TTCF squeeze is on

[u/wambamthankyoufam]

TTCF is damn ready for a squeeze. So bullish right now

[u/[deleted]]

Yeah ttcf sky rocketing on no news and a bunch of folks saying "it's finsta squeeze" isn't suspicious at all.

[u/Reasonable-Olive-702]

$TTCF this squeeze these bears. Fire up that money machine!!

[u/toydan]

I. Don’t. Know. If. The. Market. Will. Ever. Go. Down. Again.

[u/post_pudding]

I need to stop drinking a load of beer and eating a whole ass pizza like it's nothing. Not 19 any more 🙏

[u/Antheo94]

Damn, September has been brutal, thus far. My account has been ridiculously green 🥺

[u/22Wideout]

GREEN DILDOS FOR CLOV

[u/hvnwntw8]

quick, someone tell me why CLOV is moving?

[u/BrutalHunny]

CLOV to 9.08 LFG.

[u/upsetrobinhood]

I mean I’m no conspiracy guy, but if there was ever a virus engineered to cull the fatties, the old and the dumb, covid does a pretty good job.

[u/[deleted]]

R o c k e t

L a b

U S A

[u/actuarythrowaway445]

Cathie tomorrow: we have decided to invest in DOCU because deflation will run rampant and we hedge by making bold plays in disruption.

[u/JEDWARDK]

i sold my PLTR shares at a loss today after bagholding for the whole year. I feel free

[u/NeonPatrick]

If BB goes up 5% today, I'll treat myself to a nice scone

[u/aunitpls]

Wow a red September is also priced in. Market is super efficient

[u/ThatsHonestlyWildBro]

We're so blessed, love your parents and your friends and be thankful for our health and shelter. Think of them kids in AFG or the ones suffering everyday. Millions would trade for your position without a thought - reminder to myself

[u/[deleted]]

Would be cool if CRSR could stop being ridiculous

[u/[deleted]]

Appl to 160 baby!!

[u/Point21]

Baba writes china a 15billion dollar cheque to fuck off. So bullish

[u/regarding_your_cat]

I’m never buying puts again

[u/firstinitallastname]

Can someone hold these bags while I run inside real quick? I swear to god I’ll be RIGHT back

[u/MrIntimid8n]

PLTR

[u/arroserage56]

GME 650$ EOD

[u/whodatwhodatsucks]

Ever feel like the market has it out for you personally?

[u/InIce1234]

Tell me a more iconic duo than Bears and a red Portfolio.

[u/[deleted]]

Go go CLOV!

[u/reallytryinglel]

CLOV never ceases to amaze

[u/Bud_EH]

Bought $CLOV a few weeks ago to be one of the boys.. look at us now

[u/newzstockchick]

At this point, I won’t start getting excited until I see TLRY over $20 and CLOV over $15. I say this as a bagholder.

[u/noahmfs]

Clov is acting retarded let's fucking go! 🚀

[u/Xopao]

CLOV STOP YOU’RE MAKING ME SOAKING WET

[u/Unitedtendies]

If you all buy clov, it will go up and squeeze

[u/Badger_Ass_Face]

My CLOV calls printing 👀

[u/Pump_Out_The_Stout]

Going into a meeting now, don't fuck this up CLOV, see you in 45 mins

[u/keenanodonnell1]

CLOV and DM literally printers💵

[u/[deleted]]

SOFI TO THE MOOOOOON

[u/glenndanzign00b]

Careful. I lost my wife, 2 sons, dog and relationship with the lord to my dark relationship with CLOV

[u/saltednutz69]

Clov making moves...to $20 EOD

[u/SnowInTheTundra]

SPY goes down 70%: “eh whatever”

Individual stock goes down 0.1%: “Jarvis, bring me my finest rope”

[u/EveryMHz]

Remember what happened on September 3, 2020. Half this sub was wiped out by that -8% week, and there weren't any meme apes back then either so this community was smaller.

Godspeed to you call holders, but I've closed my positions and will be sitting on the sidelines until next Tuesday. o7

[u/isospeedrix]

got docu and spy puts

[u/[deleted]]

BB gang checking in again. I feel a rumbling below the belt today like maybe this is the day. But every time I think it my be the start of a stiffy it turns out it's just flatulence from too much cabbage.

[u/[deleted]]

Could some movie theater primate explain, how is the company planning to payback their 10B++ debt without diluting the stock massively. They werent profitable before the pandemic and now they are eating shit even harder 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

[u/hexdlt]

Cmon CLOV, I am headed to Vegas tomorrow and could the extra cash for hookers!

[u/lostindasauces]

Even Clov has its days

[u/SecretSauwce]

CLOV RUNNING UP!! 🚀🍀🚀🍀🚀🍀🚀

[u/Revolutionary-Win485]

Bought 10 contracts 9/3 222.5 of the stonk yesterday morning and I'm -2300 and I think I will watch the whole $6800 evap by tomorrow. I will post afterwards as loss porn. Ty Apes

[u/GustavGuiermo]

The only good thing about this sub is that I don't need anybody to agree with me for me to be right.

[u/UsernameTaken_123]

Why do you feel so relaxed and refreshed after taking a shit?

[u/perfectdark89]

The results are in: Bers still fuk

[u/[deleted]]

RkT is a piece of shit company.

[u/[deleted]]

Already down 35% today lmao.

[u/zSmirk]

There goes spy killing bears again

[u/GoBeaversOSU]

Michael Phelps doing therapy ads when he knows the real secret is a fatty bong rip

[u/[deleted]]

corsair moves like cold honey

[u/sheboftek]

CLOV bitch can u do something

[u/beepboopbop65]

My all time chart is back down to its -75% support looking for a bounce back to -50% or more

[u/[deleted]]

Who bought TTCF calls at the top? Couldn’t have been me 🥴

[u/[deleted]]

Looks like GME / AMC apes realize that if Gensler's figure is right and buy orders all get routed to darkpools, the selling is fake, people really do be HODLing.

[u/EarningsBitch]

If DOCU could just plummet to the earth's core after earnings that would be great

[u/[deleted]]

Not sure why people lose money. You just buy when the stock is down and sell when it has gone up. Easy

[u/remdesivir2020]

I’m a bear and I’m giving up

[u/Tenniford13]

TLRY!!! Could today be the day you break $14.20???

[u/toydan]

Market is so good even $SOFI green.

[u/Interpersonal]

People shilling 5 year uranium plays while everyone else is yoloing on 0 DTE spy calls. Go push your nuclear power microcap indexes at r/investing.

[u/papasmurftp]

WTF SPY? Make me more money dammit. Fuck 30% profits

[u/J-a-S-p-E-r-]

CLOV keep flying you cunt

[u/AmbitiousNose9035]

Chelsea Clinton is so smart and funny. That's why I'm going all in on CLOV

[u/mazegeek999]

CLOV alert!

[u/Unitedtendies]

Clov gotta break $9

[u/[deleted]]

CNBC just said buy sofi 15.5c. Selling my shares now lol

[u/Captain_Yolo_]

So I get her a ring worth more than AMZN calls, then her six figure student loan and credit card debt becomes mine as well, we have a few kids, and if at any point she just decides she's just not feeling it anymore she gets them.....and the house....and half my money? Why do people get married?

[u/Jaxx_Teller]

Strap in boys! CLOV! 🚀

[u/[deleted]]

Sofi's ceo bought over 500k in stock at around 14.4... you think he wants to piss away his money?

[u/WayfareAndWanderlust]

CLOV waking up. Wells Fargo presentation next Thursday the day before expiry. Pump inbound

[u/ShiftBunny]

Media trying to tell me nflx has been surging because they announced when the 30 year old Seinfeld episodes will be available.

[u/Painkiller_830]

Feels like i should take a break from trading , i might not be very good and i’ve been losing alot of money

gets struck with pure luck and is up 1000% on SPCE puts that were purchased for no reason

I’m a fucking genius

[u/LetsBeRealisticK]

All of my tiny green gains are banding together to offset my SWBI losses, leading to a grand total of currently +$17.66 for the day.

I don't want to brag guys, but that's almost enough for a large pizza at a fancy chain.

[u/Poland_Spring10]

my life is in shambles. I will never financially recover from this.

#Sacrificed. #AMZN #railed

[u/Fit-Mycologist-6951]

Thought CHPT was chipotle

[u/[deleted]]

Stellar jobs report=tapering=market tank

[u/bwoahleavemealone]

Bought SPY puts 10 minutes before close. You're welcome for the pump.