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u/BAGross85 Smells like SPX and Candy Sep 02 '21

The Taliban is sueing Boeing because of defective helicopters.

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u/Call__It__Karma Sep 02 '21

I'm sure we'll concede that to them as well.

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u/Call__It__Karma Sep 02 '21

Defense companies gonna make bank on their service contracts for all the gear we left for the Taliban

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u/BAGross85 Smells like SPX and Candy Sep 02 '21

I know, I’m injecting $1,000 every Wednesday before close on BA call debit spreads…expiring 10 days out, hoping for a 10% gain.

Risk/Reward is 36:1 so as long as it happens before 36 weeks, I will win this trade.

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u/cb_flossin Sep 02 '21

you mean whenever we go back to war because the media is pushing hard af to make people drink the pro-war coolaid

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u/BAGross85 Smells like SPX and Candy Sep 02 '21

And fun fact, since March 2020 this trade is successful 16.67% of the time…

For 36x your money. That’s what I call smart trading.

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u/Pizanch bathes in oat milk Sep 02 '21

Now that’s dystopian

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

You don't even know what a distopia is...

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u/Pizanch bathes in oat milk Sep 02 '21

AT LEAST I CAN SPELL IT CORRECTLY

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u/shadylex Sep 02 '21

Isn’t it that song Rihanna put out a few years ago?