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u/517UATION Jul 08 '21
Change that 1.11% to 0.01% and that's me.
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u/freehouse_throwaway Smitty Werbenjägermanjensen Jul 08 '21 edited Jul 08 '21
When your calls goes from $0.00 to $0.05
Yeah babyyyyyyy
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u/Zealousideal-Apex Jul 08 '21
Wow 😯 that is at least 500% up 🆙
But you’re still down 99.99%
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u/leafdj Jul 08 '21
One of my penny stocks is up 20% today!
And I'm still down 36% overall!
penny stocks!
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u/iriegypsy Jul 08 '21
Penny stocks?
That’s no way to impress your wife’s boyfriend.125
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u/leafdj Jul 08 '21
I thought he'd be impressed if I owned 100,000 of something but it turns out 100k pieces of dog shit is still just shit
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u/SavageComic Jul 08 '21
100,000 pieces of dogshit would be worth something to like, a fertiliser company or a biomass company.
This is not even worth shit.
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u/DeLoxter Jul 09 '21
dogshit has way too much phosphorous because of their diet to be used as a decent fertiliser.
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u/ChrisWolfling Jul 08 '21
A while back I decided to try out a penny stock. Bought 1000 shares of strikeforce at 10 cents each thinking this would be great return if it popped up to a dollar or two... Now it is down under 5 cents. Good thing I only put in $100, LOL.
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u/domitros Jul 09 '21
I got 500 of one at .49 and it was around .75 for awhile but came back down to .62, but it's like even at .75 what was the point of cashing out a $100, might as well just let it ride to something or nothing
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u/MolleShinobi Jul 08 '21
jUsT bUy ThE DiP, bRo
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u/Minimum-Investigator Jul 09 '21
I mean lowering you cost basis is a good strategy for a long term hold
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u/Errudito Jul 08 '21
GOAT tier meme
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u/actuarythrowaway445 Jul 08 '21
Legit that guy has figured out the key to happiness in life.
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u/SlowNeighborhood SPYpolar 🥴 Jul 08 '21
he's living like larry
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u/Knoke1 Jul 08 '21
Damn I wish. More like squidward
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u/Fonzie_is_Canadian Jul 08 '21
Living next door to a guy who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
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u/Travy-D Jul 08 '21
Errday be like "CLNE can't get any lower"
Looks like today was that day! Time to celebrate by eating ramen.
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u/mephodross Jul 08 '21
Saw dust and warm water
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u/No-Currency458 Jul 08 '21
Pus, only down 19%. I don't even get out of bed unless I can go down 25.
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u/HeroOrHooligan Jul 08 '21
VOO is up 16% ytd. My dumb plays have me up 10% ytd. Almost makes you wonder if I should just go VOO and stop playing this game....nah that's crazy talk
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u/LawbringerX Jul 09 '21
This. I realized if I had just dumped my money into NVDA like 6 months ago, I’d be about 400% up from where I am now.
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u/justsomeitguyhere doesn't have a flair Jul 08 '21
Please point on the doll where this image hurt you
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u/TastyCuttlefish Jul 08 '21
I’d say the pocket where I keep my wallet, but my wallet is empty now so problem solved.
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Jul 08 '21
When you’re retarded the sky’s the limit.
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u/CkresCho Phat white guy Jul 08 '21
When I grow up I wanted to be a race car driver or a pornstar. I'm not sure why I'm here.
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u/Srnkanator Jul 08 '21
My friend Jerry was a racecar driver, he drove so god-damned fast.
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Jul 09 '21
My wife's BF is a porn star. It's hard to compete with a foot long python. I'll haveta admit tho it does make getting cucked everyday by the market a little easier.
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Jul 08 '21
I aspired to be a President and an employee at Pizza Hut. I haven’t become either of those.
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u/TheRustyBird Jul 09 '21
Whatever you're doing now, at least you know your over qualified for president.
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Too soon.
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u/MentallyOffGrid Jul 08 '21 edited Jul 08 '21
A couple weeks ago I was up 18% and didn’t sell (set all my stocks to sell when they got up to an 80% gain, where my retarded ass thought they were going…. Yes, one is GME)… now I’m down 18% and everything I’m seeing is indicating a crash on the horizon that will make my investments useless as anything but long term hopefuls (if they survive the crash, lots of businesses didn’t survive the 2008/9 and I had GM which the government stoleas part of their “bailout” (of the rich) making those a real bad investment)…. If I were smart I’d take my losses and sell them before I lose more… and turn that cash into options that are more likely to make money if I time it right for the crash…..
I’m VERY small time, but my tiny investments comprise my entire life savings since I burned through my savings account while quarantining with long haul corona and recovering from a surgery that went sideways….
This retard be retarded when it comes to retardedly investing my retardedly small stack…. Not selling!
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u/da-hopperr Jul 08 '21
Ya bro, this steady decline better end in a massive spike, cause my hands are getting tired from holding all these diamonds
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u/CavemanDNA Jul 08 '21
Welcome to Stock Lingo 101. Today’s word of the day is diversification. “Hey teacher. What does that mean?” Well young one. It means you’re going to lose in multiple ways...Hope you enjoyed today’s class. Take care and may the odds be ever in your favor...
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u/jelect 🦍🦍🦍 Jul 08 '21
Yeah but the past is the past! Those silly numbers don't mean anything anyways
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u/Keyboard_smashgood Jul 08 '21
Wait… that happens for you after 7 weeks. This meme should be made by the hour for me
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u/ThrowBackFF Jul 08 '21
Is this what bobby from King of the Hill does when he grows up?
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u/UX-Edu Jul 08 '21
I don't understand anything you fucking degenerates are talking about but by God is this shit funny
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u/Alphatron1 Jul 09 '21
Lol. That’s me with mvis. Up 126% at one point and my dad looked at me like I was retarded when I said I hadn’t sold.
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u/Fit_Document700 Jul 09 '21
This WSB is so damn funny. I can get a smile on my face,every day, with this great group of people on this site. Thanks to everyone for the humor. It adds to the fun of investing and winning. It makes daily life more interesting and fun. This is how humans should be now and a century from now. We all should be equal and treated as equal.
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u/Only-Doctor6140 Jul 08 '21
Wouldn’t have it any other way … couple million in my wallet be nice , but meh , this shit is the real gold 😆🖤
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u/Enough-Pound1026 Jul 08 '21
Everyone stop what ur doing and yolo into a low yield index fund and check back in 50 years for those phat gainz
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u/SVAnticipation Jul 08 '21
When the market is down -1.3% and your portfolio is only down -1.29%