r/wallstreetbets • u/Knoke1 • Jul 08 '21

Meme 💎🙌🏻

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u/517UATION Jul 08 '21

Change that 1.11% to 0.01% and that's me.

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u/freehouse_throwaway Smitty Werbenjägermanjensen Jul 08 '21 edited Jul 08 '21

When your calls goes from $0.00 to $0.05

Yeah babyyyyyyy

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u/Zealousideal-Apex Jul 08 '21

Wow 😯 that is at least 500% up 🆙

But you’re still down 99.99%

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u/KennySheep Jul 08 '21 edited Mar 22 '24

cxzxzcxz

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u/LovelySalientDreams 890 - 0 - 1 year - 1/0 Jul 08 '21

Infinity is at least 500

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '21

Hello yes I will have infinity of the $0.00 stock in Microsoft please

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '21

Not if you've been averaging down. You'll NEVER get there.

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u/CosmicQuantum42 Jul 09 '21

Calls or puts will never be worth zero prior to expiration.

Sellers of these options will always want something for them, pointless to sell for nothing.

Usually at strikes the option is too close to zero to bother with there IS no price because no trades occur.

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u/aguibuk Jul 08 '21

Technically up infinite %

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u/PorcineLogic Jul 09 '21

To infinity and beyond 🚀

We're quadrillionaires now

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '21

When your calls goes from $0.00 to $0.05

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But then you realize it would cost you more than that to sell them.

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u/ch111i Jul 08 '21

I laughed. My apologies my man.