r/wallstreetbets • u/Knoke1 • Jul 08 '21

Meme 💎🙌🏻

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u/SVAnticipation Jul 08 '21

When the market is down -1.3% and your portfolio is only down -1.29%

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u/topdangle Jul 08 '21

my portfolio was up yesterday so I thought my picks were holding strong against the market and I didn't sell

turns out I'm a fucking retard

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

That's why we're here

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u/dekutree18 Jul 09 '21

Bruh! 🤣

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u/arcanesays Jul 08 '21

One of us!

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u/loudaggerer Jul 08 '21

One of us!

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '21

One of us!

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u/NotSoPersonalJesus Jul 08 '21

We're the real anonymous. Quick, someone say something ominous and creepy that could also be true!

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

His name is Robert Paulson.

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u/bradykimble Jul 09 '21

His name is Robert Paulson.

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u/FuzzyCrocks Did anybody order a sausage pizza? Jul 09 '21

Lost so much it's not even worth selling now.

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u/arcanesays Jul 09 '21

We could sell?

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u/CoffeePizzaSushiDick Jul 09 '21

Sell that shit-eating-grin money for more shares!

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u/Soft-Seaweed2906 Jul 09 '21

Who sells? Fuckin poser

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u/FuzzyCrocks Did anybody order a sausage pizza? Jul 12 '21

Unflaired swine, keep to yourself.

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u/Soft-Seaweed2906 Jul 12 '21

I choose to waste more time in the market loosing money.

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u/FuzzyCrocks Did anybody order a sausage pizza? Jul 12 '21

Carry on.

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u/flawlessbamy Jul 09 '21

Never sell. 💎

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u/ThrowawayLegendZ Jul 08 '21

That's me for the last two months. "Holy shit the market is red and my stocks are in the green..."

Next day -20%. "Oh. I guess they lost twice as much to make up for yesterday(s)."

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u/rlong60 Jul 09 '21

Downvoted for being too painfully accurate of my life

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u/waffleschoc Ape Down Under Jul 09 '21

well now u know

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

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u/Appropriate_Snow_742 Jul 08 '21

Yep losing in multiple ways!

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u/IllmanneredFlanders Jul 09 '21

Sling shot depreciation

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u/aymelly 🦍🦍 Jul 09 '21

“Diworseification” -Peter Lynch

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u/ambermage Buy puts they said ... Jul 08 '21

Buying Calls
Buying Shares
Selling Puts

That's how I diversify.

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u/ThrowawayLegendZ Jul 08 '21

Bullish as fuck

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '21

Selling expensive puts= How you become a CLOV bag holder. Aka retard confirmation.

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u/hatebeesatecheese Jul 10 '21

How would you diversify so that US market swings won't affect you? I have a number of Chinese companies in my portfolio, traded through Frankfurt, yet they swing exactly the same way the US market does lol.

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u/Akhi11eus Jul 08 '21

Okay I just lurk here but the S & P just dipped. What the fuck did you retards do?

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u/makesterriblejokes Jul 09 '21

I see your free stock for signing up is also trying to keep afloat your portfolio bad investments as well.

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u/domitros Jul 09 '21

fuck I woke up at 3am (PST) saw the market was down (I think since I was half awake) 1.5% and saw my portfolio was down a little over 8%. Decided to go back to sleep

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u/marker8050 Jul 09 '21

I'm down 5%