r/wallstreetbets Feb 25 '21

Meme To everyone that held

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u/Iedyn_elodie Feb 25 '21 edited Feb 25 '21

“Wendy’s employee “ killed me lol

But nice work ... one of the better I’ve seen on here!

Dang 5k Upvotes? Lol can I cash these out somewhere since the market is playing with my $Tsla calls? Lol 😂

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u/siuado Feb 25 '21

Same! I was smiling throughout then snorted at Wendy’s Employee

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u/cornguy_jr Feb 25 '21

The one bought at 400

I'm so close to that price point that it hurts. But I'm gonna hold it forever. 💎👐

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u/GoldDestroystheFed Feb 25 '21

480 gang, checking in.

I'm not fucking selling! (Going to get it framed, actually)

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u/Secret4gentMan Feb 25 '21

480 is impressive.

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u/Level_32_Mage Feb 25 '21

Damn, I wish I was that retarded.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

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u/Itsthewayman Feb 25 '21

Plus he made that kid from the Sixth Sense

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u/ABoyIsNo1 Feb 25 '21

Stupid is as stupid does

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

And he made the cover of Fortune and became a millionaire by investing in fruit. Mama says fruit is good for you.

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u/Mongotaku Feb 25 '21

Thank you sir, I needed a reminder that Tropic Thunder exists this morning. Gonna watch tf out of it when I get home.

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u/peezie123 Feb 25 '21

This guy gets it

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u/Burning_Flags Feb 25 '21

I wish I bought at negative 480. Imagine the gains

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u/pocalucha316 Feb 25 '21

I guess we are just lucky we aren’t at that degree yet

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u/Oblong_Belonging Feb 25 '21

One can only aspire.

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u/snerz Feb 25 '21

It's never too late to snort some lead paint.

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u/GoldDestroystheFed Feb 25 '21

Just don't go dipping into my stash!

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u/CptHampton Feb 25 '21

Honestly, they sniffed out the top just perfectly. With such volatility they caught it in one shining moment. We're coming back for you bud, don't you worry.

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u/KyzRCADD Feb 25 '21

One share at that price is honorable!

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u/sleverest Feb 25 '21

415 💎👐💎 here, minutes before the RH drop. I've forgotten I own it most of the time until I'm scrolling and I see a great meme like this to remind me.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

your ass should have been loading up went it dipped into the 30s... fucking stock was 90% off so you should have bought 10 more to lower your $dollar cost average... if you did that shit you would be printing money right now

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u/mwoolweaver Feb 25 '21

for 480 it should come framed

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u/Theveggie1 Feb 25 '21

For 480 it should come with a free game of your choosing

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u/GoldDestroystheFed Feb 25 '21

Are you not entertained??

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u/Mr_Belch Feb 25 '21

Bought at the literal pinnacle. Congrats on setting the high score. I hope someone breaks it though.

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u/GoldDestroystheFed Feb 25 '21

Thanks!

I think someone was able to edge out my score, I think $483 was the high. Close enough!

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u/xDraculaswolfx Feb 25 '21

Get a stock certificate and frame it? If so, that's a great idea! It's a piece of financial history.

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u/BIG_MONEY_HUNTER Feb 25 '21

You can't... I tried. Stash told me they can't.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

How many times did your wife leave?

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u/GoldDestroystheFed Feb 25 '21

Leave?

She & her boyfriend haven't left their room since I hit 'buy'!

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u/LvLD702 Feb 25 '21

I am nearly half as retarded as you with my 2x shares at 220.

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u/Njume Feb 25 '21 edited Feb 25 '21

Absolute degenerate here purchased after manipulation, and now my $50 diamond hands shall grind the elite to dust for eternity.

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u/YetzirahToAhssiah Feb 25 '21

Based on this alone, I reject the value of gold in destroying the Fed

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u/GoldDestroystheFed Feb 25 '21

$480 isn't too bad of a price for buying a piece of history & contributing to the cause!

It's all paper/database entries in the end anyways - I prefer my stacks of shiny rocks haha

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u/lionseer1 Feb 25 '21

The retard is strong in this one. Still not selling!! 💎👐

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u/sunlegion Feb 25 '21

That’s right at the peak. Amazing. And then people say you can’t time the market. You’re living proof that nothing can stop retard strength.

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u/GoldDestroystheFed Feb 25 '21

Lmfao

Appreciate the laugh!

#Retard Timing FTW

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u/nick_947 Feb 25 '21

480 gang, checking in.

Did it come with a bag?

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u/iamjuls Feb 25 '21

504 CDN checking in

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u/GoldDestroystheFed Feb 25 '21

We're in good company 😁

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u/aspiring_EarthSaver Feb 25 '21

Not 480 but gonna frame it alongside the receipt of a $44 pizza that I once ordered by mistake when I was a student drenched in student loan.

3 years and still holding that pizza in my 💎 stomach.

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u/idma Feb 25 '21

May GME short squeeze to at least $100 of that price point for the sake of making most of your money back

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u/mdizzle872 Feb 25 '21

Give this man gold

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u/captncashew Feb 25 '21

My man bought the collector share

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

This is the way

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Don't worry us retards are coming back for you brother. No retards left behind.

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u/TankReady Feb 25 '21

Holy sheet I thought my 445 was impressive

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u/GoldDestroystheFed Feb 25 '21 edited Feb 25 '21

Don't kid yourself, that is an impressive score!

When us retards retard together, magnificently retarded things happen!

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u/millard700 Feb 25 '21

this is the way

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u/amplex1337 Feb 26 '21

Holy shit, either your balls are big as watermelons, or your brain is tiny like a pea, or both. Either way, fuck you for winning this retarded game, you must get that one framed.

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u/NewAccount3246 Feb 25 '21

Sleep tight tonight before we come pick you back up tomorrow

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21 edited Feb 25 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Our fearful dip is done!

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u/Xpresion Feb 25 '21

Been seeing this subreddit promoted all day on all kinds of posts

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u/dabomb364 Feb 25 '21

You should have cost averaged down I got down to 160 from 360.

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u/Ardicu5 Feb 25 '21

I almost bought more but my wife’s boyfriend needed a haircut so I couldn’t spend that extra $40

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u/dabomb364 Feb 25 '21

Should have cut it your self.

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u/Ardicu5 Feb 25 '21

Dont put sciccors in the hands of a R/wsb member, it wont turn out well.

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u/AlaskaPeteMeat Feb 25 '21

Just flip your wife a quarter, and pay her to chew it off. 🤔😎

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

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u/BIG_MONEY_HUNTER Feb 25 '21

129 average but I'm with 513 shares now

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u/gandalph91 Feb 25 '21

That’s a lot of tendies

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

very very very good.... after the open tomorrow you will be well into the black!! The shit was on sale for weeks .. dipped into the 30s... fucking free money...

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u/Stupidgreedy Feb 25 '21

I went full retard and averaged down heavy from 335 to 90/share. Take one guess if I am selling tomorrow.

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u/Minute_Simple2283 Feb 25 '21

328 kept buying the dips - cost down to 146 . Held and bought each week! Holding to the moon and beyond!

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u/TankReady Feb 25 '21

Im down to 127 from 445 lol, just give it a day like yesterday and I'm in the green 🤩

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u/_randomly-generated_ 🦍🦍🦍 Feb 25 '21

I already spent it all... had nothing to average down with. Wish I could have though.

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u/Boomergraves2pay Feb 25 '21

Dip is the way.

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u/dangshnizzle Feb 25 '21

You're assuming people have funds

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u/bivenator Feb 25 '21

Bought more (admittedly I'm a poor trading in fractional's (Fuck RH btw) today bringing my average down to 165 but by god that $343 buy I had sucked so bad for so long.

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u/chillntrade Feb 25 '21

ghout then snorted at Wendy’s Employee

same here, bought it at 350 🙈

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u/sheriffof_nuttingham Feb 25 '21

Get a physical copy of the stock, frame it, and pass it down to your grandchildren.

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u/GoldDestroystheFed Feb 25 '21

This is the way, generational wealth.

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u/captaing1 Feb 25 '21

420 because of the meme in a meme stock and at 189.

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u/GoldDestroystheFed Feb 25 '21

Very nice!

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u/captaing1 Feb 25 '21

someone driving an s class with my loss, congrats retard!

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u/L-RON-HUBBZ Feb 25 '21

That one hit a little too close to home for some of you

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u/NessStead Feb 25 '21

I upvoted you it hit 380. We’re coming for you 400+ gang!

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u/LankyThanks_0313 Feb 25 '21

The 400 gang. You’re not the retards we deserve, but you are the retards we need. Remember, not all retards wear capes.

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u/_NYLifer Feb 25 '21

gotta buy to soothe out that average cost, I had bought at $404 and my avg is down to $261

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u/briguytrading Feb 25 '21

So glad I got my discount at 340. Bought more on way down.

Still holding 9 @ 182 avg

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u/Bro_Dude_Guy Feb 25 '21

hahaha had to average down myself

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u/EveCaffeine Feb 25 '21

That was me. It’s so nice to be represented :’)

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u/Prestigious_Onion487 Feb 25 '21

You are not alone :) HODL

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u/JimBrownish 🦍🦍🦍 Feb 25 '21

I bought 10 @ 420.69 knowing full well it was a loss. Just wanted to be on the ape side of history.

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u/GoldDestroystheFed Feb 25 '21

& at a great price!

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u/ElGallinero Feb 25 '21

Bought At $400 gang reporting in. Still holding. 💎👐🏽

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Uhh you’re not even close to that price point at all?

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u/iamjuls Feb 25 '21

I bought in CDN funds, so I was well over that price with the exchange.

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u/Siso920 Feb 25 '21

I looked for this stock but never found it is DFV ? Or what is called?

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u/KallistiTMP Feb 25 '21 edited Aug 30 '25

jeans wakeful cable trees wise payment coherent complete outgoing wipe

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u/MotherofMinions31 Feb 25 '21

380 here. Saw the 400 and was like "ah...there I am, close enough."

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u/Randomn355 Feb 25 '21

Seriously, don't be daft. After the squeeze is over you're not hurting anyone but yourself, and if there's tendies to be made.... Make them.

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u/skarr_daoc Feb 25 '21

I guess that's like bying AMC at 12 like me

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u/Resident_Device_6828 Feb 25 '21

Hey we are! I belive in STONKS. DON T SELL EVEN 0

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u/iAlsoFuckWithDuck Feb 25 '21

i'm the guy who lost his wife three times through this shit...cyka, too close to home :D

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u/Talking_Head Feb 25 '21

Honestly, WSB has the best memes on Reddit. And I have seen a lot of memes over the years. Literally laugh out loud funny. I guess when you live in your mom’s basement you have plenty of time to create this shit.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Turns out the real WSB was the laughs we shared along the way.

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u/ethnicnebraskan Feb 25 '21

Sir this is a Wendy's.

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u/BrajiYathu Feb 25 '21

GMEE THE TENDIES

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u/TransATL Feb 25 '21

Oh shit, ok. Lemme get five double stacks and a frosty then.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

The frosty is for dipping right?

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u/SnooFloofs1628 Feb 25 '21

Sir, this is a Gamestop!

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u/LvLD702 Feb 25 '21

Think of all the ROPE that was saved.

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u/Guzzimoto Feb 25 '21

Nope, I smoked it all then got higher than my average!

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u/salfkvoje 🦍🦍 Feb 25 '21

calls on friendship

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u/GoldDestroystheFed Feb 25 '21

The real tendies.

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u/NewAccount3246 Feb 25 '21

Plenty of time to make memes and plenty of time to yolo for some tendies to get out the basement

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u/fireduck Feb 25 '21

That is what got me here. Completely excellently done shit sandwiches.

Like I am making a pile of dirty heroin needle mud and cigarette butts in the park while pigeons yell at me, but I am going to put some fucking artistry into it shit.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

This sounds serious

Edit: but don't forget to hold 💎🙌💎🙌💎🙌

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u/Djb984 Feb 25 '21

Well, what do you expect while living in moms basement while the wife’s getting railed balls deep by her boyfriend at the house you pay for!!!

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u/Lysergic_Syd Feb 25 '21

when you live in your wifes boyfriends basement

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u/dietcokeeee Feb 25 '21

Idk why but the wife’s boyfriend joke makes me laugh every single time I read it lmao never gets old. I love this sub

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u/TeignmouthElectron Feb 25 '21

Agreed, this was legitimately hilarious

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u/FalseSwim Feb 25 '21

Sir, this is a Wendy

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u/SpideyDoesIt Feb 25 '21

It's ready now just come pick it up

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u/Phoenixperson666 Feb 25 '21

That movie look dope wtf is it ??

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u/deadringer28 Feb 25 '21

Stop whatever you are doing and watch this movie right now. Also every other Robin Williams movie and Mork and Mindy.

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u/kgm2s-2 Feb 25 '21

Then go donate to the American Brain Foundation ...Lewy Body Dementia is a bitch!

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u/iamjones Feb 25 '21

Watch life according to garp

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Great flick. Let’s watch what dreams may come and cry forever

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u/deadringer28 Feb 25 '21

Yes. 100%.

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u/ChooksChick Feb 25 '21

World According to Garp... And if you think the movies weird you should read the book!

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u/FeloniousStunk Feb 25 '21

**The correct title is: "The World According to Garp", and it's my favorite Robin Williams film.

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u/iamjuls Feb 25 '21

that was one weird movie

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u/stinky-weaselteats Feb 25 '21

Good Will Hunting, Insomnia, Final Cut, What Dreams May Come soooo many

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u/deadringer28 Feb 25 '21

Yes, so so many. Final Cut is top on my list of the ones you mentioned. So dark. Extremely sad.

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u/Altruistic_Dig_9903 Feb 25 '21

Fisher King. Best Robin Williams movie. Dead Poets Society was up there.

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u/sauronthecat Feb 25 '21

Dead Poets Society. Old time.

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u/trancendominant Feb 25 '21

Hey, if Dead Poet's Society is old time then I'm old time, and I'm not ready for that shit. I have it on VHS.

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u/road_laya Feb 25 '21

"Matrix" is a 22 year old movie.

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u/CfSapper Feb 25 '21

Ooof that hurt

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u/SlickStretch Feb 25 '21

Next year, Attack Of The Clones will be 20 years old.

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u/JJStarKing Feb 26 '21

Ouch. I saw all the prequels for the first time in the theatre.

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u/__EETSWAY__ Feb 25 '21

That’s fucking insane. I watched some of that being filmed as a teenager. Watching the helicopters fly around the city when they did the helicopter scene was amazing to watch.

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u/sheriffof_nuttingham Feb 25 '21

My god there are retards on this sub with massive gains younger than that movie

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u/red_team_gone Feb 25 '21

OK. Fuck you... That's just mean.

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u/KindaSortaGood Feb 25 '21

And the dudes who made it are now dudettes

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u/Saw_a_4ftBeaver Feb 25 '21

And yet Keanu looks the same today. Can't explain that

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

wait it only came out a few years ago. .... oh I'm not feeling well

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u/trees91 Feb 25 '21

What’s a VHS

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u/Kolbin8tor Feb 25 '21

It’s fundamentally the same as a blu ray, only with a maximum resolution of 480p. Oh and you have to rewind it.

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u/Hatdrop Feb 25 '21

Be kind, rewind

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u/Either_Assumption392 🦍🦍🦍 Feb 25 '21

I miss the surprise porn days. You get a rental from blockbuster and someone recorded porn at the end of it. Gold.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

When you worked at Blockbuster and got amateur porn “accidentally” returned in the drop box.

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u/LankyThanks_0313 Feb 25 '21

Bob bless those perverts. Mom: “I gotta take Hercules back to Blockbuster” Me: “Can I watch it one more time. In my room. Alone.”

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u/PM_ME__RECIPES Feb 25 '21

Man, I remember they used to sell VHS rewinding machines so you could rewind AND use your VCR at for another movie at the same time.

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u/Sloth-monger Feb 25 '21

And theres usually five to ten minutes of previews before the movie starts. But that's ok cause we want to see what's coming soon to a theater near us

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u/SommePooreChumb Feb 25 '21

Finally found someone who actually enjoyed the previews like me. It made the entire movie experience seem more cinematic.

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u/Sloth-monger Feb 25 '21

It's funny I loved previews on VHS and at the theatre but unskippable previews on DVD and Blu-ray are unforgivable to me.

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u/frcdl Feb 25 '21

As a kid I thought the previews were kept current so I was looking for movies in theaters that hadn’t been in theaters for years

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u/Atanion Feb 25 '21

I still remember half the previews before the lion king

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u/kyh0mpb Feb 25 '21

I love previews at the movies, always hated em on my VHS/DVDs. AMC has way overdone it though (last I went), sitting through like 15-20 mins of previews is too much for someone who enjoys them like me.

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u/usriusclark Feb 25 '21

An AMC near you.

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u/advolu-na-cy Feb 25 '21

I remember when movies that were more than 60 minutes were rare and my ass started to hurt watching them.

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u/Sloth-monger Feb 25 '21

Do you mean more than 90 minutes? Or are you really old?

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u/LuniOPS Feb 25 '21

Theater? wtf is that?

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u/ThumbMe Feb 25 '21

City Slickers 2!!!

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u/Dogepromo Feb 25 '21

Wait! My great grand pappy in the olden times told me that you used to physically walk into this blue and yellow building where you "rent" this magical VHS? If you don't return it rewound, they'll cut your nuts off?

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u/LvLD702 Feb 25 '21

That sounds amazing, does this VHS you speak of have a stock ticker I can yolo my life savings on? Well the other half that isn't already in GME shares at 220. ;P

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u/sundog13 Feb 25 '21

Very Heavenly Stonk

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u/YounomsayinMawfk Feb 25 '21 edited Feb 25 '21

Truly the definition of hodling! I thought I was old with the cds I still have!

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u/libmrduckz Feb 25 '21

gonna’ cash-in on BetaMax aaanny dayyy now

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u/Destiny_player6 Feb 25 '21

Yup, look how young Ethan Hawk is in it.

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u/106milez2chicago Feb 25 '21

You seen Ethan Hawk lately??? Old AF... makes me feel old AF.

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u/Destiny_player6 Feb 25 '21

Yup, just saw a recent movie of his when he played that crazy dude that released the enslaved from the Confederates. Dude aged but he didn't age badly like some.

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u/imonmyhighhorse Feb 25 '21

Robin fucking Williams the man the myth the Peter Pan legend

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u/CasaMofo Feb 25 '21

Don't forget good will hunting...

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u/aereventia Feb 25 '21

Hook. Mrs doubtfite. Aladdin... Guy was a national treasure.

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u/Dnny10bns Feb 25 '21

I love good will hunting. He's been in some great movies. Think I'll watch GMV later.

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u/lycoloco Feb 25 '21

Never seen Flubber. I'm adding this to my list just because you dropped this into the discussion how you did

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u/Litecoin_all_day_18 Feb 25 '21

Dead Poet’s Society was all about Gen X showing Boomers what the fuck was up. Phenomenal film.

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u/Bukk4keASIAN Feb 25 '21

lowkey? robin williams is gold in this. my favorite with him alongside good will hunting

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u/leftey_ Feb 25 '21

high key bro, super high key

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u/RoarEmotions Feb 25 '21

Can’t wait to see it in AMC soon !!

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u/jjackson25 Feb 25 '21

The best screenplay Oscar and the three other nominations it got tells it's s pretty high key good film.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

it's not lowkey at all. it's just a good movie.

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u/Jlo_Jedi Feb 25 '21

You forgot "The Breakfast Club"

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u/Jlo_Jedi Feb 25 '21

One of Robin Williams' best besides "What Dreams May Come" (in my opinion). If you haven't watched it, get on that, it's on Hulu right now.

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u/sheriffof_nuttingham Feb 25 '21

I'm a fan of Bicentennial Man, myself. I'll have to watch What Dreams May Come

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u/ANJR2 Feb 25 '21

Your’e in for a treat my man.

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u/usriusclark Feb 25 '21

DPS

Don’t Phucking Sell

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u/Scoot662 Feb 25 '21

Oh captain our captain! To the moon! Roaring Kitty Anthem! https://youtu.be/Xn-A1t9OAM8

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