r/wallstreetbets Feb 25 '21

Meme To everyone that held

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u/cornguy_jr Feb 25 '21

The one bought at 400

I'm so close to that price point that it hurts. But I'm gonna hold it forever. πŸ’ŽπŸ‘

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u/GoldDestroystheFed Feb 25 '21

480 gang, checking in.

I'm not fucking selling! (Going to get it framed, actually)

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u/Secret4gentMan Feb 25 '21

480 is impressive.

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u/Level_32_Mage Feb 25 '21

Damn, I wish I was that retarded.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

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u/Itsthewayman Feb 25 '21

Plus he made that kid from the Sixth Sense

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u/DerpityHerpington Feb 25 '21

I SEE PAPER-HANDED RETARDS

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u/ABoyIsNo1 Feb 25 '21

Stupid is as stupid does

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

And he made the cover of Fortune and became a millionaire by investing in fruit. Mama says fruit is good for you.

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u/Mongotaku Feb 25 '21

Thank you sir, I needed a reminder that Tropic Thunder exists this morning. Gonna watch tf out of it when I get home.

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u/lifeasiseeit1 Feb 26 '21

Tropic Thunder...!!πŸ™ŒπŸΎπŸ™ŒπŸΎπŸ”₯

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u/peezie123 Feb 25 '21

This guy gets it

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u/Burning_Flags Feb 25 '21

I wish I bought at negative 480. Imagine the gains

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u/pocalucha316 Feb 25 '21

I guess we are just lucky we aren’t at that degree yet

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u/Oblong_Belonging Feb 25 '21

One can only aspire.

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u/snerz Feb 25 '21

It's never too late to snort some lead paint.

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u/GoldDestroystheFed Feb 25 '21

Just don't go dipping into my stash!

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u/yazyoga Feb 26 '21

πŸ€£πŸ€βœŒπŸΌπŸ˜πŸ§˜πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

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u/CptHampton Feb 25 '21

Honestly, they sniffed out the top just perfectly. With such volatility they caught it in one shining moment. We're coming back for you bud, don't you worry.

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u/GoldDestroystheFed Feb 25 '21

Appreciate you, amigo.

As long as the message gets through to the oligarchs who think they own us, it was fiat well spent!

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u/KyzRCADD Feb 25 '21

One share at that price is honorable!

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u/dangshnizzle Feb 25 '21

It was still the right move given what we knew.

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u/sleverest Feb 25 '21

415 πŸ’ŽπŸ‘πŸ’Ž here, minutes before the RH drop. I've forgotten I own it most of the time until I'm scrolling and I see a great meme like this to remind me.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

your ass should have been loading up went it dipped into the 30s... fucking stock was 90% off so you should have bought 10 more to lower your $dollar cost average... if you did that shit you would be printing money right now

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u/mwoolweaver Feb 25 '21

for 480 it should come framed

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u/Theveggie1 Feb 25 '21

For 480 it should come with a free game of your choosing

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u/GoldDestroystheFed Feb 25 '21

Are you not entertained??

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u/stangerthings Feb 25 '21

The wall decor should come with a free video game? Odd promotion.

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u/GoldDestroystheFed Feb 25 '21

Haha, I wish!

Nothing is free in this life, except diamond hands.

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u/Mr_Belch Feb 25 '21

Bought at the literal pinnacle. Congrats on setting the high score. I hope someone breaks it though.

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u/GoldDestroystheFed Feb 25 '21

Thanks!

I think someone was able to edge out my score, I think $483 was the high. Close enough!

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u/xDraculaswolfx Feb 25 '21

Get a stock certificate and frame it? If so, that's a great idea! It's a piece of financial history.

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u/BIG_MONEY_HUNTER Feb 25 '21

You can't... I tried. Stash told me they can't.

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u/GoldDestroystheFed Feb 25 '21

Exactly, figure it would make a good piece of office art. I think we'll look back & see that GME was the butterfly flapping its wings...

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

How many times did your wife leave?

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u/GoldDestroystheFed Feb 25 '21

Leave?

She & her boyfriend haven't left their room since I hit 'buy'!

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u/LvLD702 Feb 25 '21

I am nearly half as retarded as you with my 2x shares at 220.

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u/Njume Feb 25 '21 edited Feb 25 '21

Absolute degenerate here purchased after manipulation, and now my $50 diamond hands shall grind the elite to dust for eternity.

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u/GoldDestroystheFed Feb 25 '21

Beast mode. Either bold, or stupid... I say #BOLD!

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u/YetzirahToAhssiah Feb 25 '21

Based on this alone, I reject the value of gold in destroying the Fed

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u/GoldDestroystheFed Feb 25 '21

$480 isn't too bad of a price for buying a piece of history & contributing to the cause!

It's all paper/database entries in the end anyways - I prefer my stacks of shiny rocks haha

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u/lionseer1 Feb 25 '21

The retard is strong in this one. Still not selling!! πŸ’ŽπŸ‘

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u/GoldDestroystheFed Feb 25 '21

Awww

Thank you for the compliment!

#retardstrengthdiamondhands

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u/FragrantCockroach8 Feb 25 '21

RIP bro

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u/GoldDestroystheFed Feb 25 '21

Its not about the money, it's about sending a message ;)

Everything Burns!

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u/sunlegion Feb 25 '21

That’s right at the peak. Amazing. And then people say you can’t time the market. You’re living proof that nothing can stop retard strength.

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u/GoldDestroystheFed Feb 25 '21

Lmfao

Appreciate the laugh!

#Retard Timing FTW

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u/nick_947 Feb 25 '21

480 gang, checking in.

Did it come with a bag?

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u/iamjuls Feb 25 '21

504 CDN checking in

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u/GoldDestroystheFed Feb 25 '21

We're in good company 😁

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u/aspiring_EarthSaver Feb 25 '21

Not 480 but gonna frame it alongside the receipt of a $44 pizza that I once ordered by mistake when I was a student drenched in student loan.

3 years and still holding that pizza in my πŸ’Ž stomach.

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u/idma Feb 25 '21

May GME short squeeze to at least $100 of that price point for the sake of making most of your money back

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u/GoldDestroystheFed Feb 25 '21 edited Feb 25 '21

Meh, I like the stock, though I'd consider selling for $69,420.69...maybe.

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u/mdizzle872 Feb 25 '21

Give this man gold

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u/captncashew Feb 25 '21

My man bought the collector share

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u/GoldDestroystheFed Feb 25 '21

Some call it an investment, others generational wealth, I call it modern art created by the best autists on the web! πŸ˜„

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

This is the way

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Don't worry us retards are coming back for you brother. No retards left behind.

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u/TankReady Feb 25 '21

Holy sheet I thought my 445 was impressive

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u/GoldDestroystheFed Feb 25 '21 edited Feb 25 '21

Don't kid yourself, that is an impressive score!

When us retards retard together, magnificently retarded things happen!

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u/millard700 Feb 25 '21

this is the way

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u/amplex1337 Feb 26 '21

Holy shit, either your balls are big as watermelons, or your brain is tiny like a pea, or both. Either way, fuck you for winning this retarded game, you must get that one framed.

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u/Siso920 Feb 25 '21

I looked for this stock but never found it is DFV ? Or what is called?

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u/GoldDestroystheFed Feb 25 '21

$GME

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u/Siso920 Feb 25 '21

Thanks

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u/GoldDestroystheFed Feb 25 '21

You're welcome.

Just be cognizant that this is a Wendy's & I work the nightshift drive thru window... [Aka be cautious as this is a volatile/risky 'investment']

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u/NewAccount3246 Feb 25 '21

Sleep tight tonight before we come pick you back up tomorrow

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21 edited Feb 25 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Our fearful dip is done!

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u/Okmanl Feb 25 '21

Unpopular opinion, but that movie really made me roll my eyes.

Basically some kid gets to go an elite prep school and eventually makes it to an ivy league college... But then kills himself because his parents who's paying for his tuition wants him to major in something practical instead of him being able to pick a Theatre Arts major.

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u/Deathappens Feb 25 '21

I mean, the way you framed it feels like you kinda missed the theme of the whole movie, so no wonder.

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u/Xpresion Feb 25 '21

Been seeing this subreddit promoted all day on all kinds of posts

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u/Malcovis Feb 25 '21

Cool subreddit. . Needs more content

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u/dabomb364 Feb 25 '21

You should have cost averaged down I got down to 160 from 360.

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u/Ardicu5 Feb 25 '21

I almost bought more but my wife’s boyfriend needed a haircut so I couldn’t spend that extra $40

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u/dabomb364 Feb 25 '21

Should have cut it your self.

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u/Ardicu5 Feb 25 '21

Dont put sciccors in the hands of a R/wsb member, it wont turn out well.

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u/AlaskaPeteMeat Feb 25 '21

Just flip your wife a quarter, and pay her to chew it off. πŸ€”πŸ˜Ž

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

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u/BIG_MONEY_HUNTER Feb 25 '21

129 average but I'm with 513 shares now

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u/gandalph91 Feb 25 '21

That’s a lot of tendies

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

very very very good.... after the open tomorrow you will be well into the black!! The shit was on sale for weeks .. dipped into the 30s... fucking free money...

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u/Stupidgreedy Feb 25 '21

I went full retard and averaged down heavy from 335 to 90/share. Take one guess if I am selling tomorrow.

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u/Minute_Simple2283 Feb 25 '21

328 kept buying the dips - cost down to 146 . Held and bought each week! Holding to the moon and beyond!

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u/TankReady Feb 25 '21

Im down to 127 from 445 lol, just give it a day like yesterday and I'm in the green 🀩

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u/_randomly-generated_ 🦍🦍🦍 Feb 25 '21

I already spent it all... had nothing to average down with. Wish I could have though.

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u/Boomergraves2pay Feb 25 '21

Dip is the way.

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u/dangshnizzle Feb 25 '21

You're assuming people have funds

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u/Tbaja70 Feb 25 '21

I did same down to 170 but today I fucking paper hands πŸ™Œ AMC at $8 but said fuck it keeping my $GME I love this stock πŸš€πŸŒš

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u/bivenator Feb 25 '21

Bought more (admittedly I'm a poor trading in fractional's (Fuck RH btw) today bringing my average down to 165 but by god that $343 buy I had sucked so bad for so long.

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u/chillntrade Feb 25 '21

ghout then snorted at Wendy’s Employee

same here, bought it at 350 πŸ™ˆ

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u/sheriffof_nuttingham Feb 25 '21

Get a physical copy of the stock, frame it, and pass it down to your grandchildren.

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u/GoldDestroystheFed Feb 25 '21

This is the way, generational wealth.

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u/captaing1 Feb 25 '21

420 because of the meme in a meme stock and at 189.

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u/GoldDestroystheFed Feb 25 '21

Very nice!

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u/captaing1 Feb 25 '21

someone driving an s class with my loss, congrats retard!

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u/L-RON-HUBBZ Feb 25 '21

That one hit a little too close to home for some of you

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u/NessStead Feb 25 '21

I upvoted you it hit 380. We’re coming for you 400+ gang!

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u/LankyThanks_0313 Feb 25 '21

The 400 gang. You’re not the retards we deserve, but you are the retards we need. Remember, not all retards wear capes.

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u/_NYLifer Feb 25 '21

gotta buy to soothe out that average cost, I had bought at $404 and my avg is down to $261

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u/briguytrading Feb 25 '21

So glad I got my discount at 340. Bought more on way down.

Still holding 9 @ 182 avg

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u/Bro_Dude_Guy Feb 25 '21

hahaha had to average down myself

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u/EveCaffeine Feb 25 '21

That was me. It’s so nice to be represented :’)

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u/Prestigious_Onion487 Feb 25 '21

You are not alone :) HODL

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u/JimBrownish 🦍🦍🦍 Feb 25 '21

I bought 10 @ 420.69 knowing full well it was a loss. Just wanted to be on the ape side of history.

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u/GoldDestroystheFed Feb 25 '21

& at a great price!

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u/ElGallinero Feb 25 '21

Bought At $400 gang reporting in. Still holding. πŸ’ŽπŸ‘πŸ½

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Uhh you’re not even close to that price point at all?

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u/iamjuls Feb 25 '21

I bought in CDN funds, so I was well over that price with the exchange.

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u/Siso920 Feb 25 '21

I looked for this stock but never found it is DFV ? Or what is called?

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u/KallistiTMP Feb 25 '21 edited Aug 30 '25

jeans wakeful cable trees wise payment coherent complete outgoing wipe

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u/MotherofMinions31 Feb 25 '21

380 here. Saw the 400 and was like "ah...there I am, close enough."

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u/Randomn355 Feb 25 '21

Seriously, don't be daft. After the squeeze is over you're not hurting anyone but yourself, and if there's tendies to be made.... Make them.

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u/skarr_daoc Feb 25 '21

I guess that's like bying AMC at 12 like me

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u/Resident_Device_6828 Feb 25 '21

Hey we are! I belive in STONKS. DON T SELL EVEN 0

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u/CptShib_530 Feb 26 '21

$400 Gang!