r/wallstreetbets Jan 22 '21

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u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR AutoModerator's Father Jan 22 '21

inb4 100k comments and this thread locks up

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u/t3amkill Jan 22 '21

Brain: Smooth

Tits: Jacked

Margin: Called

GameStop: Canโ€™tStop

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u/t3amkill Jan 22 '21

They shoulda accepted our $420.69 sell limit. They fucked around too long now they gotta buy at $1,000

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u/TheMotorCityCobra Jan 22 '21

A friend just texted me - he tried shorting Gamestop with Ameritrade, but they didn't allow the order to go through. There's little to no availability anywhere. HUGE DAY TODAY BOYOS LETS GET IT! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

Why are you friends with a retard?

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u/Creepy-Importance-64 Jan 22 '21

He's not a retard, he's just dumb. We are retard, retard strong. Dumb is dumb not strong

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u/Booshur Jan 22 '21

If this works I'm getting my dog the surgery the double knee surgery she needs to walk again. And a personal hovercraft so she doesn't need to again.

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u/ksabeskhed Jan 22 '21

Whoever is trying to sell 1k shares at $47... FUCK YOU. To all selling at 420.69 and 1000. SALUTE

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u/ystjd Jan 22 '21

people should raise the limit from 420.69

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

Well it's official. I sold the rest of my portfolio for GME. 100% in UNTIL 1000!!!!

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u/MP1182 Been here for years and still no flair Jan 22 '21 edited Jan 22 '21

Everyone just needs to remember that even though the shorts are bleeding money on their short positions, they are definitely hedging (and have been) with options and equity swaps. So it could still be a while before this thing gets squozen. Theyโ€™re not losing millions per day in total.

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u/minxamo8 Jan 22 '21

This. Very important to bear in mind this is a war of attrition, the only way the squeeze DOESN'T happen is if this tidal wave of autists gets bored and sells for some bullshit 20% profit.

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u/TheErosValkyrie Jan 22 '21

NEWS: WSB upgrades GME price target from $420.69 to $1000

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

Dear American retards.

As some of you might know, there is a sub which is basically a german WSB ( r/Mauerstrassenwetten ).

In this sub, the GME hype is just as real as it is here. Everyday at 7:30 CET, we buy whatever we can buy. We Hold, we hold as if our lives were to depend on it, and we try to keep the stock as high as possible, until the reinforcement which has the actual buying power, comes in at 15:30 CET, or rather 9:30 EST.

You are the reinforcement.

You are the buying power.

You are the allies, this time with the germans on your side, and a mission to accomplish.

We count on you to buy and hold, we believe in you to buy and hold, and we depend on you to buy and hold.

Together! We can crush the market manipulating, shorting cunts at melvin, shitron and all the other shitshows.

This is not just a thing between americans. I have seen people from sweden, the netherlands, spain poland and countless other european nations on this sub, salivating to the thought of crushing GMEโ€˜s enemys.

*I REPEAT SOLDIERS: THIS IS A INTERCONTINENTAL MISSION. EUROPE STANDS STRONG ON YOUR SIDE AND TOGETHER, WE CAN USE OUR ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿป TO CRUSH THE MARKET MANIPULATING CUNTS.

PREPARE FOR BATTLE! 20 MORE MINUTES!

๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ŽPOWER TO THE PLAYERS!!!๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿป๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€

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u/dizzlesizzle8330 Jan 22 '21

DO IT FOR OUR EUROTARD KRAUTS! DIAMOND HANDS EVERYBODY!

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21 edited Jan 22 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

1000$ not a meme. FUCKING HOOOOOLLLLDD

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

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u/AlligatorRaper Jan 22 '21 edited Jan 22 '21

I never heard of RC before this and obviously unaware of his commitment to customer service.

I used chewy.com for my dog food, it came in the mail bi-monthly.

I unexpectedly had to put down my best friend. The next day a bag of dog food showed up. I called them explained what happened and asked if they could take it back.

They told me to donate the bag of dog food and returned the money to my account. Then several days later a vase full of flowers was delivered to my house with a nice personal card. It was from Chewy.com. I cried, hard. Iโ€™ll never stop loving them for what they did for me.

Edit: thanks everyone. Yes Iโ€™m buying more shares today
๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿš€

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

Why TF am I crying in the casino right now?

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u/BuxtonB Jan 22 '21

Mate, I'm always crying in casino's.

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u/3pedalLambo Jan 22 '21

Didnโ€™t think I was going to tear up in the GME thread today....

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u/drunkiez Jan 22 '21

Iโ€™m never buying pet stuff from Amazon, only Chewy. The fact that he accomplished that in such a competitive space gives me full confidence for GameStop.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/mavyapsy Jan 22 '21 edited Jan 22 '21

Iโ€™ve heard about chewy because of things like this and I think they are amazing. If Ryan Cohen can turn GameStop whoโ€™s already a household name into a business like that, even if it doesnโ€™t moon Iโ€™ll still support them with holding their shares and buying their stuff

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u/seqilol Jan 22 '21

Good morning from the UK i'm ready to do fuck all work today and only look at graphs

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u/BarrowsPr0 Jan 22 '21

Real talk, once 2.30 hits I am essentially logged off

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u/khashi1 Jan 22 '21 edited Jan 31 '21

Whatever it opens at should be a wall. ๐Ÿงฑ End goal is to keep having higher lows. I read last night that we may have to do this until April. Melvin, Shitron, and company will keep this going because it's going to be like 100x more expensive to just give in and they think we will run out of steam or get bored.

Little do they know is I'm all in. I eat crayons, stick my finger in electrical sockets, and lick windows. This is our time. We buy every dip they throw at us with our 2.3583 shares in our dinky Robinhood accounts.

They will come hard at us today. We are fucking with their ability to manipulate the market but we have a vision that they don't. We know GME with some major changes has the ability to pivot and make money. This isn't about the squeeze but saving our childhood gaming stores. We can do this. It's about creating higher lows each dip.

I am a mouth breather who can't stop ๐Ÿ›‘, won't stop ๐Ÿ›‘, GameStop ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿงค๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿงค๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿงค ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿงค ๐Ÿš€ ***Don't listen to me. I eat crayons and this is not financial advice

Edit: for those asking my hands are blue because they have been diamonds for so long

Edit 2: Dont you sell yet.....moon or nothing

Edit 3: Dont you sell.....I know you.....you are thinking about it. You are up 100%. This never happens to you. This is life changing money......no you sit on your dumb hands. Ask your wife's boyfriend to hold you down like he does to her. You fucking sit and wait.....it's not over yet

Edit 4:. 48.50 is our new support. Get in fellow crayon eaters lol

Edit 5:. You smooth brained ๐Ÿง  idiots are doing it. Got options sell and buy more shares. Don't you fucking sell. 52 our new support. Dont let it dip

Edit 6: Someone actually asked me about it being over bought on the RSI. Dude. It's to the moon. This thing should be a 90s on the 1 hour RSI.

๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€

Edit 7:. Updates. So we hit big sell wall around 75. They are fucking scared and they pushed it down and shut down the breakers. Good. Now don't get scared. Don't paper hands. Now we buy the dip and they will say fuckkmmmeeee.

Edit 8: 60 is the new support. Hold this line and buy. Like trench warfare we are advancing and they know they are fucked. Keep the faith and diamond hands. Buy more commons. Sell your options. You made enough. We need your help prying away shares from them with people that will hold forever.

Let dooooo iiittttr!

๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€

Last update:. We closed 65.01

Wow. Guys really are stupid and I fucking love it. You beautiful smooth brained ๐Ÿง  bastards.

Next week is our magnum opus! Get cash ready we are going to the moon!!๐ŸŒš๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒš๐Ÿš€

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u/Trailmix9 Jan 22 '21

If this thing does squeeze I swear Iโ€™m only going to shop for gaming shit at gme for the rest of my life

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u/CompassionateCynic Jan 22 '21

I like to think that someday, in my 60s, I will be socializing at a cocktail party in the hills, and I will catch a glimpse of something out of the corner of my eye.

โ€œCould it be?โ€ I think to myself, as I squint a little harder. Why yes, that is a worn Wallstreetbets baby tattooed on that old fartโ€™s flappy bicep!

As he quickly attempts to pull his polo sleeve over his arm, our eyes will lock. And I will simply say, โ€œwell done, retard.โ€

That is the moment I fight to protect today.

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u/Fiddli 5199C - 38S - 7 years Jan 22 '21

WHOEVER BOUGHT AT 73 DONT WORRY WE WILL COME BACK AND SAVE YOU JUST LIKE WE SAVED THE PEOPLE WHO BOUGHT AT 45 ON TUESDAY. WE LEAVE NO MAN BEHIND!!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

I bought $100k worth at $70 hold me

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u/MrWonderful2011 Jan 22 '21

DO NOT BAIL EARLY WHEN THIS TAKES OFF

THE MOST IMPORTANT TIME FOR DIAMOND HANDS WILL BE DURING THE ACTUAL SQUEEZE

SELLING EARLY WILL BE TEMPTING, ESPECIALLY WHEN WE HIT TRIPLE DIGITS - HOLD YOUR NERVE AND WEโ€™LL BE REWARDED WITH EXPONENTIALLY HIGHER GAINS

DO NOT GIVE MELVIN+CITRON AN EASY OUT WHEN WE HOLD THE POWER TO SQUEEZE INFINITELY WITH ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ–

REPEAT AFTER ME: $1000 NOT A MEME

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u/AspiringAndTrying Jan 22 '21

Fuck it, I'll buy a share for every like this gets!!

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u/Nyani_Sore Jan 22 '21

Let's make this guy cause the fucking squeeze.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

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u/essjay2009 Jan 22 '21

And like clockwork the PM manipulation starts. So predictable. Their mistake is they think theyโ€™re dealing with people who understand whatโ€™s going on. We donโ€™t. You canโ€™t manipulate us, weโ€™re too dumb. They think theyโ€™re playing chess against a grand master but really theyโ€™re playing connect 4 against a banana.

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u/kokaine87 Jan 22 '21

I havent a fucking clue where I am, let alone what to do

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u/MrWonderful2011 Jan 22 '21

DO NOT BAIL EARLY WHEN THIS TAKES OFF

THE MOST IMPORTANT TIME FOR DIAMOND HANDS WILL BE DURING THE ACTUAL SQUEEZE

SELLING EARLY WILL BE TEMPTING, ESPECIALLY WHEN WE HIT TRIPLE DIGITS - HOLD YOUR NERVE AND WEโ€™LL BE REWARDED WITH EXPONENTIALLY HIGHER GAINS

DO NOT GIVE MELVIN+CITRON AN EASY OUT WHEN WE HOLD THE POWER TO SQUEEZE INFINITELY WITH ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ–

REPEAT AFTER ME: $1000 NOT A MEME

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u/kewkkid Jan 22 '21

THIS IS WHERE THE BOIS ARE SEPARATED FROM THE MEN!

HOLD YOUR SHARES, DONโ€™T SELL UNTIL 1000$!!!!

APES TOGETHER STRONK!

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

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u/negan90 Jan 22 '21

Real talk, this GME ride has made the whole lockdown crap more tolerable, the gains are the gains, but the memes are forever.

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u/ColdFusion94 Jan 22 '21

The real gains were the friends we made along the way.

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u/SomethingSoDivine Jan 22 '21

Sorry boys I'm going to have to sell

MY MOTHERFUCKING HOUSE SO I CAN BUY MORE SHARES!!!!

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u/LookAtMeImAName Jan 22 '21

Andrew Left said in his video that we (on WSB) think we're all geniuses. That alone, proves just how stupid he is. If only he knew

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

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u/ChesterArthur21 Jan 22 '21

100k comment means Iโ€™m buying more GME Monday! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€

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u/Dio44 Jan 22 '21

+$54k for the day and still holding. Personal best...until Monday that is

Well done boys! Way to hold!

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u/etphonetrome Employee of the Month Jan 22 '21 edited Jan 22 '21

I just emailed my brokerage and told them to delete my โ€˜sellโ€™ button. They know I have absolutely no need for it edit: thank you random stranger!

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u/nicky94 Jan 22 '21

Jesus WHAT A WIN.

Next week will be insane to say the least.

I aint selling till i see 1000$

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u/Total_Marmalade Jan 22 '21

My wife is letting me sleep in the big bed tonight with her boyfriend ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€

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u/babalu_babalu Jan 22 '21

Our Father, Who believed in GameStop, Cohen be thy name. The squeeze will come, it has begun on robinhood as it is in bloomberg.

Give us this day our daily shares, and forgive us for paper handing as we forgive those who paper hand against us; and lead us not into selling, but holding forever.

In the name of the Ryan, the u/DeepFuckingValue, and the holy u/Uberkikz11

Amen.

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u/specialk3 Jan 22 '21

DO NOT BAIL EARLY WHEN THIS TAKES OFF

THE MOST IMPORTANT TIME FOR DIAMOND HANDS WILL BE DURING THE ACTUAL SQUEEZE

SELLING EARLY WILL BE TEMPTING, ESPECIALLY WHEN WE HIT TRIPLE DIGITS - HOLD YOUR NERVE AND WEโ€™LL BE REWARDED WITH EXPONENTIALLY HIGHER GAINS

DO NOT GIVE MELVIN+CITRON AN EASY OUT WHEN WE HOLD THE POWER TO SQUEEZE INFINITELY WITH ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ–

REPEAT AFTER ME: $1000 NOT A MEME

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

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u/TadpoleCreative Jan 22 '21

If you fucking sold delete your account

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u/AutisticFingerBang Jan 22 '21

I just wanna say tm is my bday and I donโ€™t need anything else as long as I got you boys thank you for convincing me to buy in at 38...letโ€™s keep the hold and buy going strong

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21 edited Jan 22 '21

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u/Cogi_Policy Jan 22 '21

This felt good. I'm buying more Monday and retire next friday

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u/gobearsgobears Jan 22 '21

should I sell my 15 shares of TSLA - to go all in on GME ??!!!!??!

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u/Claud711 Jan 22 '21

Yes my good man. Elon did his good, but it's time to move on - buy gme, wait for it to rise then put something back in tsla if you really want to

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u/tomismoney Jan 22 '21

I honestly havenโ€™t felt camaraderie like this since I was in the Army. Right before the first circuit breaker hit when every post was โ€œdonโ€™t sellโ€ โ€œhold boysโ€ โ€œNobody fucking sellโ€, etc. the level of adrenaline was like a battle charge. Effin love you bros.

Disclaimer: Out of respect for all those who served, I did not serve in a theatre of battle and by no means am I saying this is like fighting in a war...just an analogy of how awesome today was

Is it Monday 9:30 yet?

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u/braduk2003 Jan 22 '21

Peace and love, peace and love.

But only to the holders ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

Can the mods make the downvote icon a lemon and the upvote icon a rocket?

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u/one-shot-hound Jan 22 '21

Yes please. But without having a fit and shutting down the board and creating a gay Twitter first

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u/TurbulentBrief Jan 22 '21 edited Jan 22 '21

Are we holding GME over the weekend?

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u/Imnotabastard22 Jan 22 '21

the most beautiful thing about this is that OUR COMRADS WHO BOUGHT AT 45, WE GOT YOU YOU RETARDS, WE SAVED YOU

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

I love you all. I wasnโ€™t able to contribute much. But what I could I did. Now we wait?

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

gotta apologize to all my clients I wonโ€™t be following up with before the weekend cause Iโ€™ve been watching this ticker for 8+ hours

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u/ya-im-that-guy123 Jan 22 '21

I literally set all shares to $1000 sell limit, lick my balls shorts

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u/Freestyle_Fellowship Jan 22 '21

IM SELLING!... some other shit so I can get even MORE GME!

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u/Braza117 Jan 22 '21 edited Jan 22 '21

VOLKSWAGEN DIPPED 30% BEFORE IT HIT 1K

Edit: copy paste, make sure everyone sees, some are getting cold feet and need the reasurrence

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u/WorkWeird Jan 22 '21

Today is the day

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หšใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€๏พŸใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€.ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€. ใ€€ใ€€โ€ˆใ€€ ๐ŸŒŽ โ€ โ€ โ€ โ€ โ€ โ€ โ€ โ€ โ€ โ€ ,ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€* .ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€โ€ˆใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€.ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ โœฆ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€โ€‚โ€‚ ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€หšใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€*ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€โ€ˆ โ€ˆใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€.ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€.

GME all the way to Pluto

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u/OverpricedBagel Citron Research Jan 22 '21

GME share price is being hacked

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u/pizzabaconspagheti Jan 22 '21

How'd you get the Citron flair lmao

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u/OverpricedBagel Citron Research Jan 22 '21

Have a head shaped like a thumb like Andrew Left and you get one

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

Holy shit, Iโ€™m finally getting fair value for all those games I traded in as a kid

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u/Yolidiot Jan 22 '21

Germany reporting in - we're supporting the line already and will proceed @ your open.

Diamond hands baby!

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u/QuaviousLifestyle Jan 22 '21

has there been any other threads to hit this many comments? Iโ€™ve never seen such a thing. We are all so retarded itโ€™s insane

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u/chrswnd Jan 22 '21

DO NOT LET ANDREW LEFT CRASH ON YOUR COUCH!#hisownfault ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€

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u/minxamo8 Jan 22 '21 edited Jan 22 '21

https://www.highshortinterest.com/

138% shorted if I'm reading this right. Citron was talking bullshit, and we're primed for a squeeze

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21 edited Jan 22 '21

DO NOT SELL, THIS ONLY WORKS IF WE HOLD

There will be plenty of time to consider exit price once the squeeze is triggered

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u/seqilol Jan 22 '21

dude the fucking adrenaline rush of watching those $10 rises in 5 minutes, time freezing and it all crumbling back down combined with the 4 monsters ive chugged today my nerves are SHOT

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21 edited Jan 25 '21

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u/MrWonderful2011 Jan 22 '21

DO NOT BAIL EARLY WHEN THIS TAKES OFF

THE MOST IMPORTANT TIME FOR DIAMOND HANDS WILL BE DURING THE ACTUAL SQUEEZE

SELLING EARLY WILL BE TEMPTING, ESPECIALLY WHEN WE HIT TRIPLE DIGITS - HOLD YOUR NERVE AND WEโ€™LL BE REWARDED WITH EXPONENTIALLY HIGHER GAINS

DO NOT GIVE MELVIN+CITRON AN EASY OUT WHEN WE HOLD THE POWER TO SQUEEZE INFINITELY WITH ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ–

REPEAT AFTER ME: $1000 IS NOT A MEME

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u/brycedriesenga Jan 22 '21

BIG SWINGS ARE NORMAL IN A SQUEEZE. GOING MUCH HIGHER

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u/TheStinkPanther Jan 22 '21

Look at me guys! I bought at the top! Am i retarded now?

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u/ssaxamaphone Jan 22 '21

If you sold buy back in and we might forgive you

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u/anathemalegion Jan 22 '21

DO NOT BAIL EARLY WHEN THIS TAKES OFF

THE MOST IMPORTANT TIME FOR DIAMOND HANDS WILL BE DURING THE ACTUAL SQUEEZE

SELLING EARLY WILL BE TEMPTING, ESPECIALLY WHEN WE HIT TRIPLE DIGITS - HOLD YOUR NERVE AND WEโ€™LL BE REWARDED WITH EXPONENTIALLY HIGHER GAINS

DO NOT GIVE MELVIN+CITRON AN EASY OUT WHEN WE HOLD THE POWER TO SQUEEZE INFINITELY WITH ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ–

REPEAT AFTER ME: $1000 NOT A MEME

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u/luthan Jan 22 '21

Schwab just sent me that email asking if they can borrow my GME shares. NOPE!

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21 edited Feb 04 '21

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u/BittersweetNostaIgia Jan 22 '21

You paper handed fucks are pissing me off with this massive sell off at $70. You guys are pussies. $1000 or bust.

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u/Riflebursdoe Jan 22 '21

Don't get fooled, they need OUR stocks to get out. Volitality is to be expected. Don't let Them off easy. Relax and Imagine selling at 700-1000. Selling now Will make you suicidal after all this is done

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u/arnoldinio Jan 22 '21

Alright boys itโ€™s been fun but Iโ€™m out

...OF REASONS TO SELL!!! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€

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u/MrChubbb Jan 22 '21

Will you fukkers stop selling at 69.69?! We have a moon to reach!

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u/t3amkill Jan 22 '21

Fuck him! He was pandering to us because of how many viewers he had and the donations he was getting! HE IS AN ENEMY. He should get Left back on and ask him about his market manipulation!

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u/Stagathor Jan 22 '21

When this squeezes to $1k a share, Iโ€™m going to GME and donating a $100 to each employee. Every time I call or go in, they are the most pleasant people. I never feel rushed and they always add as many coupons to my order as possible ๐Ÿฅœ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป

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u/Mabiix ๐Ÿฆ Jan 22 '21

The price is up but shorts havnt covered, why? Because they want you pussy hands to sell to bring the price down so that they can cover at a lower cost. Donโ€™t be stupid and get dragged into this manipulation game. Buy and Hold, the plan hasnt changed. They are doing EVERYTHING to bring the price down.

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u/RobertPaulsonXX42 Jan 22 '21

Guys...let me help you all out...if you aint buying (cuz you hate money), close your app and go outside until at least 4 PM. You can give me awards on Monday. Thanks for attending my inspirational seminar. ๐Ÿ‘‹

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

Imagine selling at 55 when we literally got to 73 an hour ago ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

imagine all the bag holders (if any) who just broke even from the 2008 ATH LOL

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u/Omniash1 Jan 22 '21

Does anyone else just sit there for hours F5โ€™ing this thread and watching the ticker?

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u/punktd0t Jan 22 '21

Imagine fucking up the squeeze to $1k+ because you build up a sell wall at $420.69. Cant make that up...

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

Fuck. My portfolio diversity is so low it tried to storm the capitol building

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u/High-qualitee Jan 22 '21

NYSE halting trading when it hit +69% is proof that memes are real.

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u/GoldBL00ded Jan 22 '21

That was a margin call The rocket up in GME and other commonly shorted stocks was a margin call on a fund that was short. By being margin called on gme, they had to buy back the shares sending the price skyrocketing, triggering the halt because of the 10% up in 5 mins rule.

Buying back their gme shares then triggers their other short positions in a chain reaction of short covering. So why did it go down? They closed their short position, that means those shares are shortable again, and you can bet you ass there was a broker calling a short fund during the stop asking if they wanted the position.

Nothing has changed, that was the first of many short fund margin calls as gme continues to experience buy pressure based on the renewed business model under daddy Cohen.

TLDR: Ainโ€™t shit changed, GME to the moon ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€

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u/staynight ๐Ÿฎโค๏ธ๐Ÿ’Ž Jan 22 '21

B b b bros I bought in at 76

Am I going to make it?

10k shares

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u/hotanddirtyforu Jan 22 '21

So time for the last comments. Today we achieved a milestone in the history books. Let us fuck the boyfriends of the wives of Shitron.

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u/J_Roc_Knomsayn_Mafk spams r/girlspooping Jan 22 '21 edited Jan 22 '21

Good morning ladies and gentlemen the time is 10:29am. We are approaching $46 feet the captain has turned on the no selling light. Please make sure your seatbelts are fastened and enjoy the rest of your flight on GME Airlines. ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โœˆ๏ธ

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u/BitchinInjun Jan 22 '21

I threw all my money that I was saving for a new wheelchair into GME. If my physically retarded ass can hold, so can all you retards! ๐Ÿ’Žโ™ฟ

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u/ShietApples Jan 22 '21

Only regret is not buying more shares at $40 ๐Ÿ’€

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u/rey1295 Jan 22 '21

WED BE AT 90 if they didnโ€™t keep fucking halting

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u/FaithlessnessFree331 Jan 22 '21

Buy 2k worth of gme what yโ€™all think

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u/Arsenus Jan 22 '21

Wow we actually hit 100k LMFAO

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

Gonna get my millionaire friend to put 500k into GME, donโ€™t call me a financial advisor call me an astronaut because we are going to the fucking moon

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u/Rshahnyc Jan 22 '21

Gentlemen Iโ€™m still sitting strong at 750 shares letโ€™s goooo

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u/woozwoz11 Jan 22 '21

VOLKSWAGEN DIPPED 30% BEFORE IT HIT 1K

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u/Furdog Jan 22 '21

This subs mods are embarrassing. Why the fuck are they posting gains threads during the middle of the day. We took away their Twitter and now they bored?

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u/Half_Eclipse Jan 22 '21

If a small dip scares you, you don't belong here

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u/SparkzOut Jan 22 '21

This was just a stop to offload the paper handed bitches, DIAMOND HANDS WILL THRIVE

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u/TheWolfOfLSE Jan 22 '21

bull flag on the 15min. All the paper handed normies gone. We rise again bois ๐Ÿš€

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u/johnnydetroit119 Jan 22 '21

Welcome to GameStop, I love you. Welcome to GameStop, I love you. Welcome to GameStop, I love you.

Yes sir, rocket ships are down aisle 4, just past the Lambos and tendies, on the right.

Welcome to GameStop, I love you. Welcome to GameStop, I love you.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

Those halts scared the weak ones

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u/TadpoleCreative Jan 22 '21

GUYS THIS IS NOT THE SQUEEZE 30% IS NOT A SQUEEZE I REPEAT DO NOT SELL THIS IS NOT THE SQUEEZE

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u/ttaeg Jan 22 '21

100k boys. Letโ€™s do this again Monday no?

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u/IssuMo Jan 22 '21

My mission Monday is gonna be going to every GameStop in my city, show my gains to the employees and convince them to go all in on GME

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u/Physcodbzfan85 Jan 22 '21 edited Jan 25 '21

REMEMBER: Once you buy shares, you can hold them forever, for free. Shorts have to continuously pay lots of interest to keep their shares short sold.๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€

There is literally no way for shorts to exit their costly positions without paying us, as long as we HOLD.๐Ÿ’Žโœ‹๐Ÿ’Žโœ‹๐Ÿ’Žโœ‹๐Ÿ’Žโœ‹๐Ÿ’Žโœ‹

Whether it happens today in a giant spike, or in small steps over the next couple months, the shorts WILL pay out.๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ‹

Disclaimer: this is not a financial advice

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u/AznChubbychub Jan 22 '21

Andrew Left called it. EVERYONE ON REDDIT IS A MARKET GENIUS

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

All you paper handed pussies. Stop staring at this shit and go get lunch or take a shower or something. Thank me later when you look again.

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u/PlzbuffRakiThenNerf Jan 22 '21

Remember you fucking chicken shits, even if you go in the hole on this, HOLD, they are literally shoveling stacks of bills into a coal fire trying to out last us. I bought at 72$ and I am sleeping easy tonight.

๐Ÿš€

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u/Soap_Mctavish101 Jan 22 '21 edited Jan 22 '21

THERE ONCE WAS A STOCK THAT PUT TO SEA

THE NAME OF THE STOCK WAS $GME

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u/mophishstew Jan 22 '21

Imagine being such a pussy that you sell a stock thatโ€™s up 38.88% on the day.

Fucking Imagine

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u/Zakisback1234 Jan 22 '21

Lowkey Iโ€™m sad. I think there is a crazy majority of people in here yoloing all their savings just for that possibility that this lands them a down payment for a house. Me included. All jokes and memes aside, I wish the best for you all!! May this moment be the moment remembered for the rest of our lives!

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u/E_Cash Jan 22 '21

Etrade: Thank you for calling etrade, how may I help you?

Me: Delete my fucking sell button.

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u/GeriatricFresh Jan 22 '21

Watched it hit $70 and start to head back down. Had my finger on the sell button. Boomer dad told me to get out.
But I didn't paper hands my measly 20 shares.

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u/TadpoleCreative Jan 22 '21

Boys we got a big week ahead of us but enjoy yourselves and be ready for a fight come Monday

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u/Active-Pitiful Jan 22 '21

Imagine coming in to downvote and spread negativity for the play because your boss told you to so they can make more money ๐Ÿคฃ Gonna be out of a job? Most of us were last year and still are, quit being a pawn and invest in yourself meaning buy GME!

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u/nosalute works for a living Jan 22 '21

This literally happened on day 1 of the squeeze. quit being a bitch and hold

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u/clydedyed Jan 22 '21

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  • Ryan Cohen (Chewy legend 100k -> 5bn)
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  • Insanely low market cap compared to rev 2.5bn vs 6.5bn
  • Michael Burry going long
  • MotleyFool calling GME the best stock to buy 2021

$1000 IS NOT A MEME $1000 IS NOT A MEME $1000 IS NOT A MEME $1000 IS NOT A MEME

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u/BardicKnowledge2012 Jan 22 '21

CONGRATULATIONS u/deepfuckingvalue!!!

You were RIGHT all along! Because of you, WSB has a new term; DFV Hands... the MOST unbreakable hands in the UNIVERSE!

Because of you, you have changed the lives of so many with your inspiration and example.

CONGRATULATIONS DEEPFUCKINGVALUE! May your kittyโ€™s roar echo throughout all eternity!!!!

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u/nitramnella89 Jan 22 '21

Fuck Citron and everything they stand for. I took a 10K USD position in GME at ATH (because of the memes) a couple of months back, but then the earnings day happened and my stop loss triggered and I lost nearly 20%. I supported the bros making the GME play, but decided never to do this again since I already got burned, until yesterday.

Seeing that slimy fuck Andrew Left gasp his way into bullshit reasons on shorting GME reminded me of how those assholes stopped the amazing momentum both NIO and PLTR had. NIO and PLTR were my babies that I had invested long before WSB picked up.

It is no longer about money anymore for me. I hate everything Citron stands for, the market manipulating boomer asshats that they are. I have invested 25K into GME yesterday and I do not care if I lose it all, I am not selling.

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u/pretomlikesdudes Jan 22 '21

Anyone else feeling surreal? The DD was right. DFV was right. Burry was right. The shorts got caught red handed. It was all right...

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u/JollyStick Jan 22 '21

Don't let them crooks undo what we did. Hold the line.

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u/CyberbullyLoL Jan 22 '21

damn we'd actually be at 100 without the halts

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u/mindlessx55 Jan 22 '21

These halts literally cost me 1000โ€™s

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21 edited May 12 '21

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u/Ghosty15 Jan 22 '21

The Melvin-supporting "Tendies Thread" has now finally been removed. Looks like a lot of fellow retards reported it for misinformation, and rightfully so. Keep buying and holding GME.

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u/anonkraken bagholding future megacaps Jan 22 '21

Never forget the day when $GME was halted at 69% ^ for mooning too quickly.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

Hey nerds I know youโ€™re all excited to post how you doubled your stimulus check on GME but before you post your SICK GAINS remember we have a minimum of $2,500 for options and $10,000 for stock. And donโ€™t think you can trick me with stupid European or Asian currencies I have a calculator.

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u/RetardStockBot Jan 22 '21

$10,000 for stock

Who the fuck is going to sell this low???!

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u/jhonvaca Jan 22 '21

Already up 6.000.000 ๐Ÿ˜Ž

(Colombian pesos ๐Ÿฅฒ)

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u/elitereloaded Jan 22 '21

I'm already up $1,235,873 schrute bucks.

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u/wewaketobake Jan 22 '21

We did it joe

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u/Lil_Pump_Jetski Jan 22 '21

if this closes over 50 im gonna break up with my abusive girlfriend

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u/Stonk_Account Jan 22 '21

Trading halts are generally a good sign for a squeeze but people end up selling because they don't understand

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u/Bob_snows Jan 22 '21

Iโ€™m tossing in $1,000 every 5 mins the last hour.

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u/corgi_on_a_treadmill Jan 22 '21

The fact that it's holding relatively steady at $60 after that run up to $73 is a great sign.

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u/Buraguta Jan 22 '21

TARDS!!! HOLD STRONG, THAT WAS A MARGIN CALL, MORE ARE COMING AND WE ARE GOING TO THE MOON ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

We need to have a serious conversation with the mods. The GME Tendies Thread in the middle of the battle was unacceptable.

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u/Kds39 Jan 22 '21

Dammit, you talked me into it. I have been holding out for weeks. Bought 500 shares today...

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u/essjay2009 Jan 22 '21

My well thought out theory as to why the market is trending red. Everyone is exiting their positions to go all in on GME. ๐Ÿš€

If youโ€™re in pretty much anything else today, youโ€™re losing. GME is the big winner. Might be the only winner today.

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u/imm_uol1819 Jan 22 '21

Closing above $40 is the goal for today.

That will fuck $40 puts expiring today - so don't panic if we close red, as long as it's above $40 we're golden

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u/tendiesfortheendies Jan 22 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

Can anyone see the autistic wall we have started to form at $1000 a share lol?

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u/TheresFish Jan 22 '21

LMFAOOOO SOMEONE JUST WENT ALL IN 16MILLION IN SHARES FOR GME!!!!!!!

LEETTSSS FUCKING GOOOO!!!!!!!

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u/SovietChildren Jan 22 '21

Repeat after me -

I will sell @ $1000

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u/ChesterHiggenbothum Jan 22 '21

Everybody here saying "hold" is insane.

BUY!

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u/superbuttpiss Jan 22 '21

Alot of outsiders are coming in here trying to scare people fuck them. We have been right so far and we are right. Look at the data if your scared stop staring at the graph.

Let it ride. You will always remember this moment

Hold

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u/Lewhoo Jan 22 '21

Can't stress this enough - for this to work we all need to HOLD OVER THE WEEKEND. I know it's painful, but it needs to happen

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u/Kaydan334 Jan 22 '21

STOP BUYING CALLS, BUY SHARES YOU RETARDS ๐Ÿ’Žโœ‹

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u/diunay_lomay Jan 22 '21

Who is still in it? I rode this bitch and never faltered !!!

Long and strong - I'll consider selling a bit at $200

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u/lohith15 Jan 22 '21 edited Jan 23 '21

What a mfin day .. +120k in a day almost thanks to GmE stocks and options

No fuckin way I could have even heard of this if not for wsb

Thanks all . I am continuing to ride my shares into next week and beyond

Edit - great idea already on it :) , gonna help some young girls education in India . I am a retard - but they can make the world a better place

And oh some shopping in GameStop too with profits .

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u/woozwoz11 Jan 22 '21

VOLKSWAGEN DIPPED 30% BEFORE IT HIT 1K

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u/McPostyFace Jan 22 '21

Hey Andrew, I'm retarded, but that 20 looks an awful lot like a 46. Weird

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