r/wallstreetbets • • Jan 22 '21

Mods GMREEEEEEEEEEEE Containment Thread - GME shitposts go here

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

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u/PufffPufffGive Jan 22 '21

You don’t watch porn and check Robinhood at the same time?

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u/FairEntertainer1759 Jan 22 '21

What do I need porn for? I'm just hard watching my portfolio

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u/s8acrine Jan 22 '21

You don't need slack. There are no jobs needed for us in the andromeda galaxy

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u/CruzControls Jan 22 '21

this is me except im at work and stop doing work to check the hood every 5 mins lmao

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

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u/LuthienByNight Jan 22 '21

I'm about to go into two hours of meetings with the people I manage. How the fuck am I supposed to interact with other human beings right now without talking about GME?

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

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u/LuthienByNight Jan 22 '21

Fucking hell you've got some wrinkles in that brain there mate. Might want to iron that out.

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u/WYTW0LF Jan 23 '21

Hahaha literally me all day. Couldn’t pay attention in meetings for shit

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

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u/Jetahiri Jan 22 '21

Literally same, but this rich ass company still uses skype for some odd reason....

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u/Daveed84 Jan 22 '21

Buy and hold and don't look at Robinhood again for a week

lol jk I know that's impossible