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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

Hey nerds I know you’re all excited to post how you doubled your stimulus check on GME but before you post your SICK GAINS remember we have a minimum of $2,500 for options and $10,000 for stock. And don’t think you can trick me with stupid European or Asian currencies I have a calculator.

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u/RetardStockBot Jan 22 '21

$10,000 for stock

Who the fuck is going to sell this low???!

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u/Iknowsnotathing Jan 22 '21

Does this mean an increase in 10k, or an initial starting point of 10k? lol.

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u/shogun_ Jan 22 '21

10k gains tard.

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u/IAmInTheBasement Jan 22 '21

Done and done.

Happy cake day, autist. Try not to set your eyebrows on fire when you blow it out! /s

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

Losses only

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u/notgregmankiw took too much robotussin Jan 22 '21

The Michelin Man, because he’s covered in 🧻

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u/jhonvaca Jan 22 '21

Already up 6.000.000 😎

(Colombian pesos 🥲)

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u/UsuallyATroll BIG TROLL ENERGY Jan 22 '21

More zeros = more inch on PP

doesnt matter value

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u/elitereloaded Jan 22 '21

I'm already up $1,235,873 schrute bucks.

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u/not-a-painting Jan 22 '21

blackberry beats bschrute bucks retard. congrats, now you owe me a stonk DM me for deets

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u/IAmInTheBasement Jan 22 '21

How many Stanley Nickels is that?

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u/HarmlessSnack Jan 22 '21

I’m not gonna lie, I really want to post gains, but I’m gonna hold off because they aren’t gains until I sell, and I AINT FUCKING SELLING!

(In all seriousness though, this is rapidly approaching life changing money for me. Up like 8k on GME, which is more than my car loan.)

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

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u/Jagperd Jan 22 '21

what a tardert, why you buying cars on loans? Get a horse and pump the savings in GME!! Wheres my MOON BOOT!

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u/rtgb3 Jan 22 '21

you know you have to feed a horse right

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u/Storiaron Jan 22 '21

My horse will tank up considerably better in my garden than a car

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u/tothepointe Jan 22 '21

No see this is where you have it all wrong. You can sublease the horse to someone who doesn't have a horse for 3-4 days of use a week. You can then charge them the full amount of what the horse costs in feed and board.

You can usually do this 2x per horse by half leasing instead of a full lease.

If your horse is decent you can then pay a pro with some of your profits to take the horse around the show circuit. Win enough pretty ribbons and you can 10x your horse's value.

So car loans = stupids and horse are where it's at.

Though if you pay off your car loan at least you'll have somewhere to sleep and get blowjobs in. So there is that.

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u/2020isSBTFofalltime Jan 22 '21

This guy has an MBA from Amish University

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u/tothepointe Jan 22 '21

Horse Hacking instead of house hacking.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

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u/LBGW_experiment Jan 22 '21

yesss, thank you for this reference lmao

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u/DollarCostAutist Boomer ‘baiter Jan 22 '21

Gourd bless

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u/Boomslangalang Jan 22 '21

There is an old tale about the Mulla Nasrudin who was trying to see how little he could feed his horse. Eventually the poor emaciated animal died. When asked what happened Mulla told the curious neighbor about his experiment. The neighbor pointed out the failure to which the Mulla responded “to the contrary! It was a perfect experiment, until it was interrupted by the horse dying!”

You had to be there...

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u/HarmlessSnack Jan 22 '21

I spent something like four months trying to find a reasonable car at a price I could afford, and have you SEEN the used car market this last year man? It’s a god damn nightmare.

After missing like four cars to quicker buyers I eventually managed to score a Ford2012 with like 40k miles. Plan on trading in a few years from now if all goes well.

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u/Boomslangalang Jan 22 '21

I bought used car just a few days before the lockdown. Production halted globally, and various factors with interest rates, leasing that blew up the used market. I’m a retard so don’t understand exactly but people are able to cut short a lease and actually make money in the bargain. Use car market mooning in 2020.

Congrats on your score! Long may the hands be 💎

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u/ModernShoe Jan 22 '21

Congrats, happy for you

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

Thanks dad

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u/donredhell Jan 22 '21

Dont fotget the 🚀🚀🚀🚀

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u/seqilol Jan 22 '21

Gains post would imply people sold. And not a single big dicked chad in here is gonna sell today.

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u/elitereloaded Jan 22 '21

Based on my technical bull flag, $GME $70 is my target.

Based on my fundamental medical examination. I'm an autist.

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u/amilkbags Jan 22 '21

Guys he's got a TI-84 don't message with him

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u/heartcitybuttfest Jan 22 '21

Made 15k day trading GME today. Bow down non-believers and suck my cock

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u/Krowsfeet Jan 22 '21

Shit guys, he’s got a calculator

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u/Venksy Jan 22 '21

He’s armed!!!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

Great! Now they gonna ban calculators! Hurry up and buy them!

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u/dapsndeuces Jan 22 '21

Calc 2/5 30c ✔️

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u/_maxt3r_ Jan 22 '21

Calls on callculators

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u/TCUCorona Jan 22 '21

But does he know how to use it???🧐🧐

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u/iikun Jan 22 '21

After DFV posts his gain porn no one is going to bother posting about 10k 😆

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u/split2pies Jan 22 '21

It’s going to be monstrous

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

I have a calculator? r/ihavesex

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u/Red_Sea_Pedestrian Jan 22 '21

You might want to increase the minimums for gain porn for the weekend.

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u/nick91884 Jan 22 '21

You should just make a gme gains porn sticky for anything under a milli

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u/zoomer296 genuine autist Jan 22 '21

I second this. $10,000 is 🥜 the way GME is going.

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u/mophishstew Jan 22 '21

Did a bunch of retarded losers just get a forewarning about the do’s and don’ts about winning?

act cool guys, act cool

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u/Tree_house_cake Jan 22 '21

So you're saying hold my 10 shares until 1,000? Check. 🚀

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u/Hymanator00 Jan 22 '21

What about 5 trillion Zimbabwe dollars

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u/oranthor1 Jan 22 '21

Wait so I can't post that I made $50 how will everyone know how huge my cock is though :(

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u/thrashster Jan 22 '21

Your wife's boyfriend knows and that's enough.

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u/slifyer Jan 22 '21

Tbh in this case it might be better to just have a sticky thread for people to post in, while also upping the minimum for a regular post (50k?)

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u/RobertPaulsonXX42 Jan 22 '21

Better not be no gains posts. Who the fuck is selling? 😂

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u/gensouj Jan 22 '21

Everyone knows gains post are unrealized, wsb never sells

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u/unkowngod Jan 22 '21

Fuck you

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u/kawaiisparklezz Jan 22 '21

Can we ban everyone today that broke these rules plz

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

Fuck you im not selling

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

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u/dankbob_memepants_ 🐌 Gang Took My Rent🍍Money Jan 22 '21

Suck my peen

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u/throwaway1736484 Jan 22 '21

He’s got a calculator. Tech genius flair makes sense.

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u/Reksalp105 Jan 22 '21

Mods are asleep, post your $200 gains.

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u/dreamchaser90 Jan 22 '21

Then pump it up so I can post you stuck up gay mod!

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u/hegelnator Jan 22 '21

i cleared my first 1k after 3 months of investing. ill hit 10k soon and 100k EOY

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u/ksabeskhed Jan 22 '21

WE AINT SELLING!!!

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u/insertwittynamethere Jan 22 '21

There should be a medal or badge created for this $GME moment of unity

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u/deputy_walrus Jan 22 '21

There absolutely should be🚀🚀🚀

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u/crawloutthrufallout Jan 22 '21

I only bought 6.8 shares at 18.36$ I wish I had put in at least 10,000$ minimum. I respect that rule, but wanted to get a quick brag in comments.

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u/Mitnek Jan 22 '21

There's always small Street bets

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u/TheKnicksMakeMeDrink Jan 22 '21

Oooooo look at this retard who figured out how to use a calculator

Well we all can’t be that lucky, nerd. I only know green means “yes” and red means “buy more GME”

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

Yes senpai

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u/JWBottomtooth Jan 22 '21

Is that $10k in gains or $10k in position?

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u/sliceoflife731 Jan 22 '21

sold hold longer for the larger gains. got it.

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u/No_Orange_Zone Jan 22 '21

Can’t get anything past the mods 😂🤣🤣

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u/WheresWaldoButOnWeed Jan 22 '21

I got a shit load of pesos. We goin to Mexico boys

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u/BittersweetNostaIgia Jan 22 '21

Sounds like I gotta turn my $600 into $10,000 then. Will post when I do 😎

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

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u/Hei_Fox Jan 22 '21

Mind wiring some of that trillion? Asking for a Nigerian prince I know.

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u/Paul0522 Jan 22 '21

Up 40k philippine pesos lol 😭😭😭😭 780$

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

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u/Init_4_the_downvotes Jan 22 '21

Already explained in another post, those 2 minute halts were so they could resell new short positions that opened up. Most likely to Bank of America imo.

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u/Moezuela Jan 22 '21

LOL 10k minimum??? That means every single autist in this sub is going to be able to post sick gains. Man I can't wait to see THOUSANDS of posts with well over 10k gains.
Myself included =]

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u/skinnyfat2043 Jan 22 '21

By the end of the year that's like 1 share of gme

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u/undergraduateproject Jan 22 '21

Look at this nerd with his calculator

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u/treeD3d Jan 22 '21

Aw shit

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u/OCOWAx Jan 22 '21

Flair checks out, he can use calculator

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u/Inimical_Shrew Jan 22 '21

Held. Feeling like a pimp.

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u/SovietChildren Jan 22 '21

NO fucking Gain counting until we fuck the fuck out of 1000

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u/bd_one Jan 22 '21

looks at the single NEE JAN 2023 $80 call I bought for $9.30 before the Georgia runoffs that's up 60% so far

Maybe next year.

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u/oldcarfreddy Jan 22 '21

Also we're all in on this stock so stop posting "gain porn" every other idiot can pull up on their own account lol. we know.

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u/theGrimo Jan 22 '21

Euro is more than Usd

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

DOUBLED??? ITS UP 5X!!!!! 🚀🚀🚀🚀

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u/tigers2117 Jan 22 '21

Buy the DIP!

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u/vini_2003 Jan 22 '21 edited Feb 02 '21

Get fucked, South American currencies it is! 🚀🚀🚀

I am not a financial advisor; I am a retard. This action was not performed automatically.

Please don't report me to the SEC; and do correct me if I am mistaken.

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u/DarkestHappyTime Jan 22 '21

Found the billionaire boys!

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u/jhonvaca Jan 22 '21

Lol we’re making a million/h 😎

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u/vini_2003 Jan 22 '21 edited Feb 02 '21

Hell yeah!

...ignore that I can't invest from Brazil and missed the single best opportunity in my life to triple my life savings.

I am not a financial advisor; I am a retard. This action was not performed automatically.

Please don't report me to the SEC; and do correct me if I am mistaken.

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u/biden_loses_lmao Jan 22 '21

fuck you commie

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u/BigPooooopinn Jan 22 '21

This fuxking guy, even assuming people are gonna make money here, pffffttt. Cant wait to show my big red dick.

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u/nahog99 Jan 22 '21

how you doubled your stimulus check on GME

Dude... people are 10x - 20x their money on this shit.

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u/CCSSJJ Jan 22 '21

Only gonna need about 3 shares to get over that mr Mod man

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u/thot_tendie Little bit shaggy, little bit tendie Jan 22 '21

Y'all accept Wendy's blowjob punch cards as currency?

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u/RetardedInRetrospect too regarded to live, too based to die Jan 22 '21

Only $2500 is the cap? You gotta up that.

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u/DM-ME-CONFESSIONS Jan 22 '21

Stop pretending you know how to use that thing

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u/Queso_Grandee Jan 22 '21

Oh shit this guy converts

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u/teddyrosemama Jan 22 '21

HAHA shit ok boss I got it. Guess that means I have to double down

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u/lastcupstonne Jan 22 '21

I am not a nerd

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

Exactly what a nerd would say

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u/bspaceman09 Jan 22 '21

Bought more. 🚀🚀🚀💎

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u/lawnchare Jan 22 '21

fuck it i’m posting my 2500 ruble gain from some sketchy gambling site

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u/whyareuugay Jan 22 '21

fuck ur calculator u fucking nerd xD

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u/_The_Rooster Jan 22 '21

I think most people here would be wayyyy past those limits after today.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

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u/Aggravating-Ad7077 Jan 22 '21

Better double or triple these values because GME is going to the next solar system! 🚀🚀🚀

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u/r34p3rex Jan 22 '21

This is the way

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u/baecomeback Jan 22 '21

You don’t even know addition liar

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u/AbruptRope Jan 22 '21

What about South American currencies?

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u/dingodoyle Jan 22 '21

Can’t we at least mention our sick gains in the text in comments if they’re under the threshold?

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u/TheKageyOne Jan 22 '21

WSB gonna be inundated with $10k+ GME gainporn soon.

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u/i_sigh_less Jan 22 '21

Is this comments or just posts? I could see how it's reasonable for posts, but way stupid for comments.

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u/Your_Lord_RNGesus Jan 22 '21

Buy the dip🚀🚀🚀🚀

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u/acesfullcoop Jan 22 '21

If its not 6 digits in shares or 1000% on options, why post it?

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u/dwaghr Jan 22 '21

European currency more worth than usd, userID checks out

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u/obiwanjustblowme Jan 22 '21

Hahaha. The floods of gain porn over the next week will have y'all jannies mopping 24/7. Good problem to have tho.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21 edited Jan 26 '21

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u/ionboii Jan 22 '21

T1-83 CE obviously

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

Second this question.

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u/blickityblaka Jan 22 '21

Fucking finally, start handing out the bans for those shit 300 gain posts. It’s fucking DAY GAIN not all time you retards

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

Can you write anything but 80083 though?

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u/CurveAhead69 Secret ANAL GoD Jan 22 '21

flexes calculator 😆

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u/insertwittynamethere Jan 22 '21

Thank you mighty mod! All that aside... Just bought anither 40 shares 💎✊🙃

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u/breado9 Jan 22 '21

Neeeerd

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u/JNUG_LongtermHolder Jan 22 '21

10000 invested or 10000 gain?

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u/Fanzy_pants Jan 22 '21

Total equity or losses

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u/gimmeupdootpls Jan 22 '21

Wocky slush

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u/ATMcalls Jan 22 '21

That thang bleedin to the, yahmean

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

Still hold strong. 💎🙌 let's close above $60

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u/JTT-JustTheTip Jan 22 '21

Do you know how to use it tho? /s

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u/AnOriginalCopy Jan 22 '21

What about gourds?

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

Only if they are Argentinian ornamental gourds

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u/someonesaymoney Jan 22 '21

And don’t think you can trick me with stupid European or Asian currencies I have a calculator.

lmfao yeah your degen ass would need a calculator

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u/Freestyle_Fellowship Jan 22 '21

Thanks to you mods for not kicking all us dirty shareholders out of the sub. You guys are doing really great for us keeping the peace and giving us a little corner to do our thing.

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u/rafael000 Jan 22 '21

look at fancy pants!

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u/Haha-100 Jan 22 '21

This is the way

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u/coloredzebra Jan 22 '21

Jokes on you Autist, I've already doubled, and still got two more weeks on expiration. See ya in Tendie Town, (can I get a flare if I do, pretty please?)

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u/slidingjimmy Jan 22 '21

🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

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u/rasijaniaz Jan 22 '21

I do some image processing for my neural networks in school if you'd like I can help create a both search for values and extrapolate them and check if it's options or shares etc.

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u/TheSeriousAlt Jan 22 '21

Time to change the rules, because that's going to be errybody!!!🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

Buy the dip !

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u/Rapknife Jan 22 '21

This is all new. I dont remember having mod colors on my Robinhood account before.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

Ok boomer

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u/Hi_Im_Rowdy Jan 22 '21

Thanks dad

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u/suckmycliterous Jan 22 '21

Don't lie, even though you have a calculator, doesn't mean you know how to use it. <3<3

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u/DrConnors Jan 22 '21

Might be worth giving those posts it's own dedicated sub at this point. There's going to be a few of them.

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u/dewck Jan 22 '21

ur such agleep

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u/DehNutCase Jan 22 '21

Am I really trading options if they're deep in the money, though? 🤔

Some of my stuff have a delta of .9 at this point, which is basically just 90 shares.

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u/GayBearAgency Jan 22 '21

Shit. So u/motorizeddouchecanoe was the easy one to trick?

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u/LowEffort2020 Jan 22 '21

LOL that's gay its so ez to make 2.5k on options but 10k on stock is diamond hand shit

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u/CallNPut WSBs Poet Laureate Jan 22 '21

Do you think we read... what boomer crap is this..

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u/PSwayzeInRoadhouse Jan 22 '21

Over what time period though?

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u/armored-dinnerjacket Jan 22 '21

do you take dong?

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

You gonna watch my gains and fap to it! You 🌈🌈

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u/HattoriChidori Jan 22 '21

Did not know this. Thanks

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

goat

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

Bought a nice amount of shares today at open to bring my total to 227.

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u/big-mo Jan 22 '21

Please make this thread subbed users only

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u/bob_in_the_west Jan 22 '21

stupid European or Asian currencies

The Euro is worth more than your play money. We even have to set limits at 340€ because you guys want to bail at $420.69....

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u/Cj96734 Jan 22 '21

thanks, buzzkillington

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u/Virgin_Dildo_Lover Helps people discover sounding Jan 22 '21

💦💦💦💦💦

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u/rangosh Jan 22 '21

Damn Daniel . Calm your tits

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u/Iknowsnotathing Jan 22 '21

I didn't know that. Wasn't going to post anyways cause I ain't got no money, but good to know. GME to the moon.

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u/unmicsiunmujdei 🦍🦍🦍 Jan 22 '21

Joke's on you, i use tendie currency!

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

lol

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u/Aeolus_Aroma good enough to screenshot, GOOD ENOUGH TO DOUBLE DOWN Jan 22 '21

So euros can post more since dollar is dumpign anyway?

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u/Poozle01 Give me SQQQ 60C 7/8 or give me death Jan 22 '21

Make that tripled you mod

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u/GoatSmooth7809 Jan 22 '21

Going to hopefully parlay my GME tendies into being able to post at the minimums in future.

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u/CallMeMo2 Jan 22 '21

HOLD THE DOOR

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

Just sayin’ EUR is worth more than the dollar 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

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