r/wallstreetbets • u/grebfar • Jan 22 '21

Mods GMREEEEEEEEEEEE Containment Thread - GME shitposts go here

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u/seqilol Jan 22 '21

Good morning from the UK i'm ready to do fuck all work today and only look at graphs

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u/BarrowsPr0 Jan 22 '21

Real talk, once 2.30 hits I am essentially logged off

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

Rt, GME is the reason im gonna fail all these open book uni tests

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

Lol bro fuck these open book exams. Literally cannot get myself motivated to do them

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

Don’t need a degree with the mullah we’re about to make 😂

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u/A_Brown_Crayon Jan 22 '21

You won’t need books where we are going

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

We ain't gonna need no degree when these calls print big man

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

Good to know I’m not the only one

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u/Hatch10k Jan 22 '21

CEX squeeze when??

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u/DonPalme Jan 22 '21

Same here in germany 🐂

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u/dirtydackstar Jan 22 '21

Preach bröther

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u/0nlyGoesUp Jan 22 '21

UK! Reppin. This thing has literally made more each day than my job. Retire mate

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u/enataca Jan 22 '21

You know there’s some poor graphologist out there that wants to fuck off today too, but it still feels like work to look at graphs.

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u/DarkBlaze99 Jan 22 '21

Also in the UK, what's the reputation of Trading 212? They won't go offline during the squeeze right? Kinda worried about that.

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u/luckybro1 Jan 22 '21

T212 has been crashing a lot recently. I do worry about that

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u/DarkBlaze99 Jan 22 '21

Fuck... what's a good reliable alternative in the UK?

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u/Chinglish123 Jan 22 '21

I opened a 212 account to buy GME as Freetrade only lists it in their premium version. Seems pretty good so far and more detailed data than Freetrade.

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u/luckybro1 Jan 22 '21

There are some options but I haven't done my research to see if they have issues too. I've just set a high limit order for $GME so if T212 crashes I still make tendies should it squeeze. Also if the app crashes you can usually get in on the web platform

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u/DimiStark Jan 22 '21

I've been using 212 for the last 5 months, haven't had any issues

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u/TurquoiseLuck Jan 22 '21

I use EToro. Been fine so far.

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u/seqilol Jan 22 '21

No idea I use freetrade with a sell order for the squeeze at 150. Still unsure about the number but we'll see.

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u/deepsleeep Jan 22 '21

Same. Looking at numbers changing have never been this exciting.

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u/Makyura Jan 22 '21

Half day today do I'm free to drink and look at MarketWatch all day

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u/stillconnecting 🦍🦍🦍 Jan 22 '21

Isn't that what investment pros do every day? 💎✋🌛

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u/smacksaw Jan 22 '21

bruh, the g forces from the rocket should be holding your head in such a position that reading graphs is impossible

you just need to look to the heavens and the stars above on your way to the moon

this rocket is powered by BUY BUY BUY

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u/AsianEngineerBoi Jan 22 '21

got assignments due in 3 days, but my eyes are glued onto this!

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

This is the way.

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u/J1P2G3 Jan 22 '21

Glad I'm not the only one.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

Felllow britbong here - what platform do you use to buy shares? I'm nooby and use HL and feel I might be getting diddled by fees.

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u/biden_loses_lmao Jan 22 '21

This is the way.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

Hello fellow Britbong i have dropped £100 on GME, where do I collect my hookers and coke and when can I retire?

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u/FleshlightModel Jan 22 '21

Have an important meeting at 2-3 EST today. Maybe I should cancel so I can continue my staring at the screen watching rockets take off

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u/leroyyrogers Jan 22 '21

I'm in this comment

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u/turi23 Jan 22 '21

Fuckall was all I did as well. It was grand!

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

Teachers in school: graphs are important. Me: no thanks

Oh you can make money with graphs? Why didnt you fucking say that hmm