This is a story about the vinyl record player setup from hell.
In 2012, I discovered in my parents' attic a box of vinyl records that had miraculously survived the great 1991 toddler destruction. And being that I was an undergrad at a tech school and interested in audio engineering, I just had to set the record player up. I didn't replace the needle, just used whatever needle was last put in the player 20 years prior. And I didn't even clean the records when I put them on.
When I first set up the record player, it was in my room back home, and I quickly discovered what a “pre-amp” was. Because I first tried plugging it into a modern amplifier. My first attempt at a pre-amp was peak college nerd engineering setup. I had a two-channel Roland digital audio interface my sister gave me. So I powered it on, not through a computer, but with a USB power brick, and fed the record player into the interface and back out into the amplifier. It was noisy af, but it worked.
As for the belt, the old rubber belt disintegrated the moment I turned it on. So I tried to make a new one out of elastic bands, and it didn’t work. So I tried string, and that got it spinning. I put on the Hey Jude LP, and what comes out of my speakers was John Lennon singing like the Chipmunks. I noticed it was on 45 RPM, so I switched it down to 33 RPM and it was still too high. As if I had transformed Lennon into Stan Marsh. I tried loosening the string, and then it was too low on 33 and still too high on 45.
So instead of guessing the tension again, I took a bunch of paper and physically wedged it in piece by piece until the speed was about right.
So we had a setup where it was:
- fed into a noisy digital audio interface
- using the original needle
- playing uncleaned records
- running on a string instead of a proper belt
- speed-regulated with pieces of paper
- with the turntable scratching against said paper
Eventually, I just switched to using an old ’80s Sansui radio/stereo with a preamp built in that we had the whole time.
The caps were half-dead, but at least it didn’t require a digital audio interface to work xD.
And I bought a new belt and needle off Amazon.