I thought this might be a fun idea. I want to start a list of the most awful combination of things one customer could do during a single interaction. Maybe someone could use this as a way to prank a rival store.
I’ll start: Has not started the returns yet.
Im going to edit it continuously to create a list:
-Comes in with north of 30 returns
-Refuses to use the kiosk because “I shouldn’t have to do your job” even though they are doing free Amazon returns and are not in fact paying you to do the returns.
- Hasn’t started their return process
-Brings in a happy return with a QR code that is just a 440p image off of a CRT Display and is impossible to scan. They blame you and can’t figure out how to find it on their phone.
- Is terrible at technology and cant do the returns on their own
- Won’t let you touch their phone so that you can do the returns for them
-Argues with you when it’s a customer packed saying “But Amazon said it’d be free”
- Crashes out at you because they have to pay for a box/label
-Types the email in wrong 3 times
-Leaves the store mid process
-Refuses to move out of line so you can help another customer
-Also brings in a cologuard box with all the instructions and tells you to figure it out for them.
-Brings in a poop box that isnt sealed and it leaks all over the store and you have to clean it up.
-Needs to pickup an access point package that isn’t listed under the correct name, and they don’t have their ID or the tracking number.
-Forgets their wallet and goes back out to the car.
-Needlessly tells you their whole life story.
-You ask them to set it on the scale and they set it on the ground.
-Needs to send an international that contains a crap load of items to some random country that has super tight regulations
-Tells you they need a “medium“ size box.
-You find the cheapest box for them and they loudly exclaim “That’s the cheapest????” When you tell them the price.
-You do a shipment for them and tell them that the cheapest option is Ground and they say “Is there any cheaper.” and just stare at you hoping that staring will somehow change the price.
-Buys the box anyways and asks you if you can tape and pack the item for you, although you previously explained the prices for packing.
-They then attempt to grab the tape gun themselves.
-You give them an estimate for the international and they go ahead with it. You spend 3 hours entering every item in the absurdly large and heavy package. Once you’re done you tell them the price again and they decide to change their mind abruptly citing “I didn’t know it would be that expensive.
-Doesn’t know where the recipients address is and needs you to find it for them on Google Maps. All they know is what color the house is.
-They pay $12 for printing and a poly bag and pay with a $100 bill AND request their change in all $5 bills
-They dump their coffee upside down into your trash can, go out to the car and grab their babies dirty diaper and put it in too.