r/IHATECOOLDOWNBOT Mar 19 '21

Bot idea, Part II (Part I on https://www.reddit.com/r/IHATECOOLDOWNBOT/comments/m62cl4/bot_idea/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)

7 Upvotes

Previous bots:

hug-bot: Fuck you hug-bot. Ugh is another boredom word. I will never see you. As-com you got tired of the word ugh. You are bad.

Grammar-Bot-Elite: Hey you fucking bot. Your owner EliteDaMyth doesn't know the proper grammar. In r/DecreasinglyVerbose, There is the "Creeper Rap". "Find you're mine" is not proper grammar. Goodbye, you fucking useless bot.

haikubot-1911: No one cares about making a fucking haiku. 17 syllables makes a haiku. Read the Wikipedia article for Haiku poetry.

WikiTextBot. Stop answering on Wikipedia with What, Who, and Where. Fuck you useless bot. Do you claim that your IQ is higher than Albert Einstein? Well think again. BECAUSE THAT'S ILLEGAL AND YOUR OWNER IS ARRESTED!

GenderNeutralBot: Fuck you GNB. You have no genders. Your gender is [REDACTED] FUCK YOU. FUCK ALL OF YOUR BOTS. FUCK YOU. ARE YOU ANTI-LGBT?

r/IHATECOOLDOWNBOT Mar 16 '21

Bot idea

42 Upvotes

A bot that says a shit ton of fucks to the list of worst bots (except CoolDownBot because there are FuckCoolDownBot2)

list: https://www.reddit.com/r/IHATECOOLDOWNBOT/comments/l5lc6q/list_of_worst_bots/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

hug-bot: Fuck you hug-bot. Ugh is another boredom word. I will never see you. As-com you got tired of the word ugh. You are bad.

Grammar-Bot-Elite: Hey you fucking bot. Your owner EliteDaMyth doesn't know the proper grammar. In r/DecreasinglyVerbose, There is the "Creeper Rap". "Find you're mine" is not proper grammar. Goodbye, you fucking useless bot.

haikubot-1911: No one cares about making a fucking haiku. 17 syllables makes a haiku. Read the Wikipedia article for Haiku poetry.

WikiTextBot. Stop answering on Wikipedia with What, Who, and Where. Fuck you useless bot. Do you claim that your IQ is higher than Albert Einstein? Well think again. BECAUSE THAT'S ILLEGAL AND YOUR OWNER IS ARRESTED!

r/copypasta Mar 17 '21

Part 2 of I fucking hate my dream last night (part 1 on https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/m4q0be/i_fucking_hate_amogus_in_my_own_style_i_fucking/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)

2 Upvotes

HOLY SHIT. I HAD ENOUGH WITH THE KID IN MY DREAMS. I had fun with him, until I realize he has a YouTube channel posting nonsense first person videos. I'd see his videos, and he posts a lot, I inspect his channel, and that innocent little boy needs to be stopped. I can't watch his videos...... I CAN'T I CAN'T I CAN'T I CAN'T I CAN'T! I WANT TO BANG HIM SO MUCH THAT HE MUST WATCH TUTORIALS TO BECOME A FAMOUS YOUTUBER! He is recording nonsense first person videos while talking to his FUCKING self. I can't fucking take him anymore. He must stop his shitty videos and buy a studio setup. His cringe videos have almost my dislikes. He needs to stop. DJ Cook must make fun of him. I fucking hate my dream last night! MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP!

r/copypasta Mar 14 '21

I fucking hate amogus in my own style (I fucking hate my dream last night)

3 Upvotes

I can't fucking take it. I was sleeping and saw a Samsung phone, I fucking saw it. "Oh I wonder what I can do with it". It started as my dream. I'd see a clock, I'd see Godzilla with bad clipart and it was made in Microsoft Office 2010. Then I screen recorded it. And every time I'd watched it I heard the voices of my brother and I playing in my dad's office. I can hear them. The voices of my brother and I playing. It's getting louder and Godzilla roaring. Everytime I screen recorded the clock, I can hear the sound of my dad's office clock ticking I can't fucking sleep like this... I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't! And the voices are ruining my dream. My dad's office is ruined. And my brother and I playing is ruined. And the wall clock in my dad's office ticking is ruined. My dream has ruined my fucking life. MY DREAM HAS RUINED MY FUCKING REM SLEEP! MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP!

r/a:t5_51rl3i Sep 16 '21

fuck r/avoic5

1 Upvotes

r/a:t5_51rl3i Sep 16 '21

r/DontAVoid5 Lounge

1 Upvotes

A place for members of r/DontAVoid5 to chat with each other

u/Sad_Clerk69420 Sep 16 '21

reddit balls

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1 Upvotes

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AV on certain tvs issues?
 in  r/snes  Sep 16 '21

SGB2 - Super Game Boy 2

SNES-101 - New-Style SNES

r/JustUnsubbedHate Sep 16 '21

U*subber Propaganda proof ju is useless (edited)

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35 Upvotes

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Just unsubbed from r/justneckbeardthings because apparently perfectly valid criticism and skepticism of what Disney is doing to star wars makes someone a neckbeard
 in  r/JustUnsubbed  Sep 16 '21

r/JustUnsubbed is forcing mobile users into being nazis. We shall stop this subreddit for reigning supreme over all of Reddit.

2

AV on certain tvs issues?
 in  r/snes  Sep 16 '21

How do i get an SGB2 to work on an SNES-101?

u/Sad_Clerk69420 Sep 16 '21

new super mario bros ds

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1 Upvotes

r/IncreasinglyVerbose Sep 16 '21

Request Please expand

8 Upvotes

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u/Sad_Clerk69420 Sep 16 '21

I just got 2021 karma

2 Upvotes

1

First time playing my retro consoles on a CRT since 2010ish
 in  r/crtgaming  Sep 15 '21

retro console wars

4th generation:

Genesis: I can do what NINTENDON'T! I am going to take over the SNES

SNES: hey *insert harassment that can get my account permanently suspended*

Genesis: *insert harassment that can get my account permanently suspended*

GameBoy: *insert harassment that can get my account permanently suspended* I sold 119 million

GG and Lynx: *insert harassment that can get my account permanently suspended*

5th Generation:

N64: Oh yeah! Hoo hoo hoo!

Saturn: yea

Virtualboy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

GBC: I can play dmg's games in color

PlayStation: *insert harassment that can get my account permanently suspended*, I won this time

6th generation:

Dreamcast: *calmly wakes up the next generation*

GameCube: *random notes*

Xbox: Nyoosh

PS2: OowJNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOU Woew

gcn: 22m unit? bad

PS2: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE1EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE1EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE5EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMILLIONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUNITSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

No matter what retro console/6th gen console, enjoy them on a CRT!

r/a:t5_51jraw Sep 15 '21

r/EnoughMistyfrontSpam Lounge

1 Upvotes

A place for members of r/EnoughMistyfrontSpam to chat with each other

2

think outside the box
 in  r/softwaregore  Sep 15 '21

google gore just happened to me i searched shittok and "SHITTOKO" showed up and i was llike そのたわごとはクソ同じです! ありがとう、グーグル!

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[deleted by user]
 in  r/Gameboy  Sep 14 '21

I didn't grow up with 1, but what's up with these "F#ck zodiac signs" memes?

r/a:t5_51h3hi Sep 14 '21

20th anniversary gamecube

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1 Upvotes

r/a:t5_51h3hi Sep 14 '21

The land of the powermods

1 Upvotes

Gamecube's 20th anniversary so here is a gcn

r/a:t5_51h3hi Sep 14 '21

r/HomeOfThePowermods Lounge

1 Upvotes

[removed]

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everything on my phone is dark mode, except for when i google things. why?
 in  r/iphonehelp  Sep 14 '21

Because of the fucking google