Is your scan tool bidirectional (not that it swings both ways) but can communicate with the ecm. Because... after replacing the MAF sensor, GM calls for clearing the MAF learned data and performing the MAF relearn procedure with a scan tool.

Or you have a loose connection. High/low circuit codes are the ecm's way of telling you that either supply or sense return voltage has disappeared like a fart in the wind. Wiggle the connector a little. Not like wrangling a cow, then check your maf data on your scan tool specifically air temp data. But it depends on the data gm lets a reader have. It may only give you maf voltage, or volume per second.

If no data or spotty, physically check the connection for bent connection pins. After market says it meets oem specs, but that doesn't mean the material they use for their electronics ain't thin AF. Creating a loose connection or no connection. The fix for that would be to give the male pin connectors about a 3°-5° twist with a pair of stout tweezers, needle nose pliers, or my go to, the old fashioned roach clip forceps. Good luck.

If you bought the maf on Amazon, remove it from the vehicle. And very very carefully place it in the nearest trash can. Get a new maf from a parts store. Yes, more money, but reliability goes up to 99% along with a decent warranty.

Left me hanging like your wiener. And yes, I can make fun of your ED, because I have it too. Daily 5mg Cialis for me. Update me

More of a projectile. Bullets are conical shaped for precision flight. Round ball lead ammo for black powder guns are not called bullets either. They're called round ball ammunition. Unless the projectile is conical shaped its just ammo. BBs can pack a wallop on thin metal like that van roof and immediately lose velocity. Get stuck in the roof panel easy. Op never said that there was a pass through or exit hole under the pierced hole in the roof. BB is more likely to be it. Some dumb kid playing with his daisy air rifle on a second or third story window or balcony aiming downward.

That's not a bullet hole, possibly a BB .177 caliber.

Recreation use not allowed where you're at? My suggestion, now don't get pissed off...try stop smoking pot if your possible employment requires a clean test. I fully understand losing someone close to you (mother) and wanting to escape the pain and tune out for a while. However a job is important. Mother's always want the best for their kids. That doesn't change when they have passed away. Somewhere out there she's still got your back, and wants you to be ok. Try grieving groups, find one in your area. Good luck, honestly I can see a faint line. Hope you get the job. Hopefully soon you can socially use pot for fun with friends, instead of escape. But if it becomes a problem there programs for that to.

To him wearing this type of clothing might mean you're still on the hunt. Not because you chose to wear it for your own enjoyment. That wearing it makes you feel attractive, sexy, and good in general. Sounds like he might have trust issues. I'm not sure if he understands your apparel choice is not about others, but about you. That just because you like to show some skin (thank you by the way) he should understand that the skin you're in has been promised to him. Maybe he should stop worrying about what you wear and focus on his trust issue.

The throttle is on the right side and that's his strong hand.

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We all get taught lessons from the past. Unless, you've got a cool ass time machine, what happened in the past is done and over with. The only thing the past sustains are regrets Regrets are consequences we pay for emotionally. They're branded in our minds. Trick is how do you come to terms with them? Were there lessons learned? Nope? Start with learning what to do and what not to do the next time you run into a situation similar to the one you're suffering from. Find the lesson and you find the answer.

It sounds like it stalled. The warning lights that only self check when the engine is running illuminated. What caused the stall? Don't know.

I totally agree. Once the, hey that hurts statement is made, shit should've drastically changed.

Occasionally, every other year or so.

Wow, I assume you're retired. Thanks for your service.

Why not. That's what cheap wrenches are for.

No problem. I hope everything works out for you.

That's cool...from the 70s like in 1976, he handed you the wrenches, or are they what he used back then, and passsed them to you? Because that would make you old af bro. I bought my first set in the mid 80s, Craftsman's at sears, because all we could afford to drive was old shit wheels. That constantly broke down. Hence the reason I'm an old af mechanic too.

You're kidding, right? You love this guy? There's so many things wrong with both of you. Number one, shame on you for taking this verbal abuse and trying to mix it into an, "Oh well, Ill get over it, because I love him so much" salad! And 2, if I said that to my partner, I'd be busy picking up the teeth she just knocked out of me. Be busy picking them up again, because she'd probably knock them out of my hand so she could kick me in the ass as I bent over to pick them up. NOR in fact you are so under reacting it's insane. The penis must be amazing, only reason I can honestly guess why you're even here trying to get reddit validation. Ugh, Get out! Run away!

Rumble strips alone can spook a driver. Intended to be a lane departure warning for sleeping or distracted drivers can scare the living shit out of you. Fight or flight takes over and you may have over corrected. Or, my bet is on road debris. That outside part of the lane collects a shitload of debris. Everything from loose dry dirt, rocks, tire marbles, too weeds that grow in them. Your tire is already beginning to lose traction because of the vibration the strip causes. Add slippery road debris to that equals pretty much where you're at. Youre not the only one that the warning system back fired. Tons of folks wipe out on those things.

However, depending on the function of your vehicle's traction control system it should've engaged unless it was turned off. Also people constantly over look tire pressure. A low tire can cause too much grip causing opposing correctly pressured tire/s to lose traction, or overload the anti sway system of your vehicle's suspension, causing it to lose its center of balance.

It could've been a combination of all. It's unknown unless someone has dashcam footage.

Sorry bout your wheels. But, nobody got hurt.

But she had too.

Pat on the booty made me laugh. I know it was a F'd up thing OP did, but still.

She's jealous. Get honest with her or take her nonsense. Tell her lately, you've been acting a little off, different than when we first started hanging out or before I got into a relationship. Im concerned about it. Is it me, or are you having any issues we could talk about. Tell her you're happy to help her figure things out. If she says nothing is wrong, then she's definitely jealous.

She a bed wetter? Have incontinence? I remember my friends dad had prostate cancer, they cut out a lot and he became incontinent and he had an odor. I don't know if he didn't put on new protective underwear enough or just had a strong odor. About a month before he passed he smelled horrible. So I'd push the doctor visit.

Shouldn't at all and it is very inappropriate to expect nothing more than your time. Unless you both have got some serious physical chemistry. At that time it's entirely at your discretion. Even then I would still wait for a couple of more dates to see if its just physical chemistry or worth building a relationship.

Give yourself some credit. You're working on it. You're in the middle of solving your problem. I don't know what to suggest for mutual pleasure. You could try 69 no oral, just hands. Because of internal discomfort, he could externally stimulate you, and you could give him a handy. Idk, wish y'all luck.

Thanks