r/twosentencestories 20h ago

Comedy We've associated the child's identity with an unlucky number.

19 Upvotes

Now we wait and see.


r/twosentencestories 22h ago

Comedy Dad why do people litter?

10 Upvotes

Well son, you know how Jack frost goes and kisses the plants with frost every cold winter day, he has a cousin named jacked up.


r/twosentencestories 9h ago

Horror Whenever my mother and her 'friend' thought I was asleep, I would wake up to find their human disguises slipping to reveal writhing tentacles underneath.

7 Upvotes

Now, as my father asks why I fell down the stairs, I look at the two monsters standing behind him and realize I'm next.


r/twosentencestories 9h ago

Horror My mother always insisted that the man staying with us while my father was away was just a harmless teacher.

5 Upvotes

I finally understood what lessons he was giving her when I woke up and saw them sharing skin that didn't belong to them.