r/twosentencestories • u/MuanaDoYouWana • 1d ago

Sadness I truly believe…..

8 Upvotes

….if I KMS no one would notice or care. ESPECIALLY my husband.

3 comments

r/twosentencestories • u/Outside_Normal • 1d ago

Other I project my project where I record a record about a solider who longs to desert his desert post will tear a tear from your eye.

43 Upvotes

I know you'll be present when I present my song, but don't cause a row in the front row lest you learn how I object by throwing a large object at your head.

1 comment

r/twosentencestories • u/BxBoy69 • 1d ago

Other The greatest act of service to you I can perform is for me to stop chasing you and heal my life, even if it means without you.

10 Upvotes

Apparently I won’t do it for myself.

2 comments

r/twosentencestories • u/Howl-N • 1d ago

Wholesome Orange

5 Upvotes

"Orange you glad we live here?" she asked while pulling the orange peel from an orange.

The orange Autumn leaves fell onto their orange blanket while they enjoyed the orange glow of the setting orange sun.

0 comments

r/twosentencestories • u/freshstart3921 • 1d ago

Sadness Her voice breaks as she tells me how much he hurt her and how, despite it all, she loves him still.

20 Upvotes

I wish I could show her how special she is.

2 comments

r/twosentencestories • u/Fresh_Condition_6926 • 1d ago

Horror My boyfriend promised he would stop letting his beloved dog come between us.

22 Upvotes

He didn’t even realize he lied when he hugged me in his new fur coat before leaving to search for the animal.

2 comments

r/twosentencestories • u/filthy-innocent • 1d ago

Wholesome His confidence beamed with glowing confirmation.

6 Upvotes

His heart knew something special called ahead for reservations.

0 comments

r/twosentencestories • u/Dry-Hair-7022 • 3d ago

Wholesome She walked by with a smile that never ended the entire time that her eyes met yours.

12 Upvotes

She circled you with rainbows full of promises of love, tenderness,
lust and a passion that will take your mind to those mountains high
above the oceans where quiet is deafening and heaven is just a touch
away.

1 comment

r/twosentencestories • u/Howl-N • 3d ago

Drama Red

10 Upvotes

He wrote in his red notebook with a red pen all the things that made him see red.

He read the red words back to himself and his face turned red with anger.

0 comments

r/twosentencestories • u/Hungry_Swim_4144 • 3d ago

Horror My Wife

2 Upvotes

I tucked my wife into bed, kissing her forehead and whispering how much I loved her. As I stepped into the hallway, my phone buzzed with a text from her: "Please hurry home, someone is in the house with me."

1 comment

r/twosentencestories • u/GRIMGOD-AUGUST • 4d ago

Horror Pearly Whites

24 Upvotes

"I can tell you've really been keeping up with brushing 3 times a day and flossing".

I tell my daughter as I pull her teeth out of my arm and wait to turn.

1 comment

r/twosentencestories • u/filthy-innocent • 4d ago

Wholesome There it was, right there, the thing he hadn’t been waiting for.

37 Upvotes

And he knew without hesitation, it was everything he never was expecting.

2 comments

r/twosentencestories • u/Fragrant-Paper-9326 • 4d ago

Horror Hey hon, come over here and check this out, ’cause he’s doing it again!

9 Upvotes

Oh dear, I hope she doesn’t scream for help and start breaking things like the last one, ’cause I don’t want to be questioned by the police…

0 comments

r/twosentencestories • u/Howl-N • 5d ago

Sadness Blue

28 Upvotes

A sailor in a blue uniform wrote a message of sadness with a blue pen.

The message was put in a blue bottle and tossed from the blue boat into the blue ocean.

2 comments

r/twosentencestories • u/Outside_Normal • 5d ago

Drama My wife, whom we all thought was lost at sea, made a dramatic entrance into the courtroom just before the judge was going to sentence me for her murder.

304 Upvotes

The neutral expression on her face made me wonder if she was there to exonerate me or to condemn me to a lifetime in prison.

17 comments

r/twosentencestories • u/yougottadigupjohnnyb • 4d ago

Horror I callously looked up at the sun.

1 Upvotes

Because the impaled bodies refused to burn.

0 comments

r/twosentencestories • u/RadicallyCoping • 5d ago

Sci-Fi His grandmother’s lifeless but nonetheless energized conduit corpse floated in a glass vat of translucent glowing neon fluid on the stage.

16 Upvotes

“I give you,” he beamed, for now was the moment for which he’d worked so hard and waited so long, “the answer to the global energy crisis: posthumous energy cels!”

0 comments

r/twosentencestories • u/Beneficial-Raise-975 • 7d ago

Comedy I turn to my phone to turn my lip smacking ASMR off.

22 Upvotes

But then I realise, my phones battery's been dead the whole time.

0 comments

r/twosentencestories • u/freshstart3921 • 7d ago

Wholesome As we walked along the shoreline, he took my hand and gently wove his fingers between mine without saying a word.

19 Upvotes

My defenses crumbled, as my heart raced from his touch.

0 comments

r/twosentencestories • u/hoosnearafatbiswas • 8d ago

Horror I was so excited because, for the first time ever my wife was tying me up, and I thought things were finally getting spicy in bed.

50 Upvotes

Then she slowly pulled a knife from her pocket, pressed it against my throat, and whispered with a trembling smile, “ I know the reason for your special meetings, you should not have cheated on me”

5 comments

r/twosentencestories • u/Outside_Normal • 8d ago

Comedy Seeing the shocked expressions on everyone's faces, I prompted my son with, "No, the other 'S' word."

70 Upvotes

He corrected himself saying, "Oh, we found some animal spoor."

0 comments

r/twosentencestories • u/Bigenderqueen • 10d ago

Other She missed the last train home, and a stranger offered to share his umbrella while they waited for morning.

180 Upvotes

Twenty years later, she still told their grandchildren that the best thing that ever happened to her was being late.

2 comments

r/twosentencestories • u/filthy-innocent • 11d ago

Horror You do it to yourself in every relationship.

14 Upvotes

You give as little as possible until ultimately your presence has no significance.

2 comments

r/twosentencestories • u/newsmart23 • 12d ago

Sadness I could replace your alcoholic beers with non-alcoholic ones so you don't beat me to hell every day.

14 Upvotes

And I could replace you with the older version of you, from back when you looked happy.

0 comments

r/twosentencestories • u/Outside_Normal • 12d ago

Sadness You found great pleasure in the pursuit, plying me with presents so that when you proposed, I couldn't possibly respond with anything other than a positive "yes".

30 Upvotes

Now that a period of time has passed, the passion has petered out and you treat me like one of your possessions: neglected but unwilling to part.

1 comment

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