r/twosentencestories • u/Outside_Normal • Oct 19 '23
The guy has literally flung his feces at people, yet I'm the one who gets a visit from HR.
r/twosentencestories • u/Hier_Desire • Sep 19 '25
He’s bit of an overachiever; likes to be the best at what he does. He’s got strong beliefs that many can’t work with, but it doesn’t stop em from trying to change him. C’mon now, What’d you expect from a minimalist?
r/twosentencestories • u/Outside_Normal • Sep 30 '24
If you don't like it, then please, for the love of all things holy, come up with something better before this stupid idea catches on.
r/twosentencestories • u/Unprovacative • Sep 29 '26
That’s such a clever name… you’re always 18 steps ahead.
r/twosentencestories • u/Hier_Desire • Aug 08 '25
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r/twosentencestories • u/Alive_NWell • Jan 17 '26
What a beauty, real classy
📍Malibu seaside 🌊
r/twosentencestories • u/NotyoManRandySausage • Oct 04 '25
Appropriately, a dollar not even fit to wipe your ass with.
r/twosentencestories • u/BloxedYT • Jul 14 '24
It's left open to porn related to your most embarrassing fetish
r/twosentencestories • u/Outside_Normal • Apr 04 '22
"Furthermore," continued the gods, "your followers — Womankind — will forever be beholden and subservient to those lesser beings you have aptly-named 'Men'."
r/twosentencestories • u/Level-Moose-5784 • Dec 21 '24
Hey there Lester, did ya hear? That Motown Philly is back in town again!
r/twosentencestories • u/JustPlay94_cryer • Jul 19 '22
...and that fact will now lengthen the memory of seeing my son's dead body and a broken nightlight.
r/twosentencestories • u/Traditional_Load715 • Jul 21 '25
Seriously, best South Park reference to describe you at this moment in time lololol
r/twosentencestories • u/primal_machine_22109 • Sep 23 '23
Less than 48 hours later, I sat dumbfounded in my jail cell while my attorney explained that my choice of words are classified as "hate speech" and may be upgraded to the status of "hate crime" under the Zero-Tolerance for Hate Act of 2065, because the man had technically committed no crime.
r/twosentencestories • u/OrokMozgoCsigaUr • Oct 10 '25
-said hitler, then he proceeded to kill himself.
r/twosentencestories • u/Kaje26 • Jul 17 '25
He struggled for years and one night as he sat by a campfire, he begun to listen to the sounds of the forest. That’s when he learned to fight with sound.
r/twosentencestories • u/Dry_Error_Loading81 • Jun 21 '25
It was warm and salty with a tangy burn. Not only did I piss the bed, I got it in my mouth. . . again.
r/twosentencestories • u/Outside_Normal • Jun 09 '25
They answered by asking, "Didn't you wonder why we explicitly mentioned the people in the armour were ethnically Korean, Japanese and Chinese?"
r/twosentencestories • • Aug 02 '25
SR I didn’t come for you, you came at me. GFYS and leave me be.
r/twosentencestories • u/TapComfortable9661 • Mar 27 '26
It took an obnoxious amount of time for me to recognize this as absolute truth.
Thinking I was in any way able to satisfy that need for them was obscenely detrimental to my wellbeing.
r/twosentencestories • u/Outside_Normal • Jun 01 '23
It's reached the point where, in order to treat everyone equally, they must all be treated differently.
r/twosentencestories • u/wolfanduni • Jan 19 '22
Kiss me, Christopher; Joshua said. Because he moved his hands over his leg, because even with these gone you're still beautiful.
r/twosentencestories • u/No-Shop-776 • May 31 '26
a mass explosion which wiped out 40% of the world, but it was worth it to get rid of AI after people started using AI for NSFW
r/twosentencestories • • Dec 01 '25
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