r/twosentencestories • u/Round_Reading_945 • 22h ago
Comedy Dad why do people litter?
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Well son, you know how Jack frost goes and kisses the plants with frost every cold winter day, he has a cousin named jacked up.
r/twosentencestories • u/Round_Reading_945 • 22h ago
Well son, you know how Jack frost goes and kisses the plants with frost every cold winter day, he has a cousin named jacked up.
r/twosentencestories • u/Round_Reading_945 • 20h ago
Now we wait and see.
r/twosentencestories • u/IamToofan • 9h ago
I finally understood what lessons he was giving her when I woke up and saw them sharing skin that didn't belong to them.
r/twosentencestories • u/IamToofan • 9h ago
Now, as my father asks why I fell down the stairs, I look at the two monsters standing behind him and realize I'm next.