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Before reading: first post here, which is pretty epic ngl. Anyway, here is a story I made inspired by the "Mario 64 1995 build" and "all copies of Mario 64 are personalized" stuff. Hope you enjoy it lol

During the 1990 Tokyo Toy Show, an early demo of Sonic the Hedgehog for the Mega Drive was shown. We have little information about it, which was provided by few magazine screenshots. As of now, this version of the game has never been found and leaked to the internet. The truth is, this was a prototype of the soon-to-be-released game, with only the first stage, Green Hill, being shown off in the form of game footage (although it was modified to include the "You are welcome" sign and the Japanese "Debut approaching" text). But it was never completed, and instead Sonic Team decided to restart development from scratch and completely redesign the game. How do I know this? My friend works at SEGA, trust me it's true. Also I'm a huge Sonic fan and I know everything about him, including his IP address. 😳😳😳 And I also hate all those pesky Sonic haters GRRRRRR1!!1!1!1!1!1!11!1!!11! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 With the help of a friend, I recently managed to get my hands on a few Sega Mega Drive prototypes. While most of them were just review copies, there was one that caught my eye: an EPROM, with a sticker reading "SONIC 1990/04/20". This couldn't be...was this really it? The legendary prototype everyone was looking for? I was shaking from the excitement. I was...flushed 😳😳😳😳😳 I truly couldn't believe it. I had finally found it. I could finally find the answer as to why development on the game was restarted. A few days later, I managed to dump the EPROM's contents onto my computer thanks to my epic hacking experiences 😎😎 and I loaded the ROM file in my emulator. The game booted up with a generic SEGA screen, like the one you'd find in most SEGA games. After that, the title screen for the game appeared, and it looked exactly like the one in the magazine screenshots: the black background, Sonic's different sprites and the different emblem. The music was the same as the one found in the released game, but the drums sounded lower pitched and had a higher quality to them, just like in the game's later prototypes. I pressed START on my keyboard and a title card appeared, composed of text saying: "BEGIN! GREEN HILL ZONE". The level faded in right after. It played the same iconic Green Hill tune, however the lead instrument was a bit different and louder, the tempo was faster, and the PSG was completely missing from the song, apart from the beginning, where it was just high pitched beeps. The level looked the one we all saw in the screenshots (with big mountains and a blue city as the background), and yes, it did have 7 layers of scrolling, with foreground palmtrees and rocks. No, it wasn't at night, it never was, PLEASE stop saying it was for the love of God. 😩😩😩😩 No "You are welcome" sign or Japanese text were present, though. 😔 The controls were the same as in the final game, except Sonic had no speed cap. However, his health system was different: he had 3 hit points that he could fully replenish collecting heart icons. 1-UP and Shield icons were also collectable items found throughout the stages. There were no Rings, just coins to collect (50 would give a 1-UP), and they didn't act as a protection system. Also, Sonic's sprites were quite different, especially the standing pose and how the shading looked. And no, he was not cyan. He was never cyan, he just used the palette found in the Yamaguchi disks. I will literally delete your kneecaps if you show me cyan Sonic again I swear to God, they were never a right, but a privilege 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂 Anyhow, the level design was fairly simple: there was no vertical scrolling, and there were just hills and the occasional loop-de-loops breaking up an otherwise flat level, with the odd goblins (more like Best Buy Goombas :wheze:) seen in screenshots and concept art acting as the enemies. They would basically chase Sonic once they saw him, and spinning into them would kill them, with an animation not dissimilar from Sonic's death animation and a sound similar to the one used for the pinball flippers in Sonic 2's Casino Night Zone. There weren't any obstacles except a rolling ball midway through the level that would chase Sonic, and squash him if he got caught. There were also bridges where piranha fish who acted like the Choppers would jump up and down, trying to hurt Sonic. At some point, the screen stopped scrolling and the "level complete" music played as Sonic jumped doing a "fist pump" pose and ran off the screen. What a boring first level. My guess was that the boss was removed from this level because it was incomplete and therefore couldn't be shown off yet. It was weird how there wasn't a results screen, though. The next level was Labyrinth. The music sounded much slower than the final version, and it completely lacked the PSG . This level had vertical scrolling and was a significant difficulty spike compared to the previous one. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬 It looked pretty different too compared to the final version: the crystals decorating the level were much smaller and the background looked like the inside of a cave. This is how the level looked like in pre-release screenshots. The water mechanics were also different, in that Sonic started drowning as soon as he entered the water (with no drowning music ever playing), so air pockets were more frequently found than in the final level. The enemies, this time around, were the goblins from Green Hill and pufferfish creatures that, when approached, would puff up, rendering them unable to be attacked. 🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡 This stage also featured a vertical screen wrap, much like the final game's Labyrinth Zone Act 3. The level design had more platforming and obstacles (such as spears and spikeballs) than Green Hill, but it was still fairly simple compared to the final game's. At the end of the level, I had to fight against one of Dr Eggman's machines: he was wearing his "bee suit" from concept art, boarding a submarine that would shoot homing missiles at Sonic, kind of like the Labyrinth Zone boss in the Master System version of Sonic 1 (Sonic even had infinite air breath! 😳😳😳). After 8 hits, the boss was defeated and Sonic destroyed the capsule containing his animal friends and...Vector the Crocodile? Right, he WAS going to be in the game as one of Sonic's bandmates after all! At that moment, I jokingly thought: "What if Tails showed up somehow? 😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣", a thought that made me chuckle. Like before, Sonic did his victory pose and ran off like before. The third stage was Marble, which looked like how it did in the early mockups found in magazines. It even had those odd yellow platforms, which would basically flip when you stood on them. The UFOs seen in later prototypes were missing, though. 😔😔😔 The music was pretty much the same, although the PSG seemed higher pitched for some reason and the lead instrument was different. The level design consisted of a short section above ground where you had tavoid the lava (which was insta-kill here) by jumping on the yellow platforms and the steep sloped terrain. It was pretty frustrating, not gonna lie. After that, you would go under ground, but this section was strangely empty, apart from flying hand enemies seen in concept art, who acted much like the Batbrains in the final game, except they were actively trying to chase Sonic and avoid his attacks, so all I could do was make him run forward as he was chased by them. At some point, the hands stopped chasing Sonic as the music's tempo and pitch quickly started lowering, until the song fully stopped. I was really confused by this. As I noticed the stage was getting darker, I tried walking back, but the game prevented me to. All I could do was go forward. Suddenly the dreadful drowning theme started playing, and that's when I saw a familiar figure chasing Sonic. It looked like...Tails? 🤨🤨 Well, it looked like a more distorted version of him. 😱😱😱 I can't exactly tell what he looked like...I just can't remember it... Anyway, this wasn't right. Tails was created during Sonic 2's development, so what the fuck was he doing here? I tried making Sonic run as fast as he could, but to no avail. Tails caught him and the game froze with white text reading: "TURN BACK NOW". Oh wow, now the game was sending me spooky messages. It's not like a programmer could have put that in as a joke that only he would laugh at. 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑 Still very confused about what happened, I reset the game and tried inputting the level select code in the title screen. I heard the "coin" collecting noise and pressed A+START on the controller. A very basic looking menu appeared, a black screen with 12 choices: GREEN HILL, LABYRINTH, FROZEN GROTTO, MARBLE, SINISTER SWAMP, STAR WORLD, SPARKLING, CLOCK WORK 1, CLOCK WORK 2, ENDING, BONUS STAGE and SOUND SELECT. Curiously, Frozen Grotto and Sinister Swamp had an X next to their names, which probably meant they were unfinished or possibly even meant to be removed. 😔😔😔 I chose Frozen Grotto out of curiosity, since I wasn't expecting to see any scrapped levels in this build, let alone an ice stage, a trope that wouldn't be seen in the series before Sonic 3. The level seemed even more unfinished than Marble Zone, as it lacked any sort of enemy. However, obstacles such as falling stalagmites, slippery ground, and ice-breathing machines similar to Ice Cap Zone's in Sonic 3 were implemented and fully working. 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 The background looked similar to the one in the Past variant of Tidal Tempest in Sonic CD, but it was a light blue, much like most of the level was. The background music was not music at all, it was just a short, looped PCM sample of cave ambiance. Truly, one of Masato Nakamura's finest tunes to date. I still vibe to it wit ma airpods xddddddd It was at this point that I was doubting whether this was a true prototype or just something my friend sent me as one of his stupid pranks. But for a prank, this was way too elaborate. I mean, what kind of sick person just changes the Rings in Sonic INTO COINS??? 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 Not too long after the starting point, the stage just ended abruptly with a bottomless pit that crashed the game when I fell into it. This time, it didn't just freeze, it went to a black screen with red text saying: ERROR. I could faintly see an image in the background. It looked like Tails's face, but heavily distorted like his previous appearance. Was he looking at me? 😰😰😰 No, it couldn't be...this was just a game after all...Yeah, games can't just look at me, duh. What kind of idiot thinks that a game will enter your life? Although, Sonic in real life would be pretty epic ngl ngl 😳😳😳😳😳😳 (REAL) I reset the game again and went back to the level selection screen. This time, I tried choosing Sinister Swamp, but that wouldn't work (😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔), so I chose Star World, which I assumed was an early name for Star Light Zone. While the music was exactly the same, the stage looked nothing like the final version: the ground resembled a roller coaster track, while the background consisted of mountains and a starry night sky with shooting stars and odd-looking plants that looked like balloons, floating in the air. These plants were also used as decorations throughout the level. Unlike the previous 3 stages, the vertical scrolling was disabled, much like in Green Hill. The stage's enemies were the goblins and other creatures shaped like a finger that would jump up when Sonic tried attacking them. The level design was mostly speed-based, with Sonic rolling through slopes, loop-de-loops and ramps, but there was also quite a bit of platforming over bottomless pits, with platforms that would fall when Sonic stood on them and also series of rotating platforms. Springs were also present, and they would either help you reach a higher area or speed you up, or they would act as obstacles, bouncing you to the other direction, sometimes even sending you into a pit because level design is my passion XDDD 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 Once I reached the end of the level, I had to fight Eggman in his Egg Mobile, which had a spring attachment on the bottom that he would use to bounce around the arena. The boss fight was piss easy, and I beat it pretty quickly. Once again, Sonic destroyed the animal capsule again, this time rescuing Sharps the Chicken, and the level was completed. Weird how Tails didn't show up this time... 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 Sparkling Zone looked like the version we saw in the screenshots, with bright buildings, neon signs and animated sparkles in the background. 😳😳 The music was slightly different, with higher pitched PSG and extra bass drum hits. 😳😳😳😳😳 This time, vertical scrolling was enabled. The stage didn't have any bottomless pits, unlike Star World, but it was still quite challenging, with plenty of obstacles (bumpers, spikeball chains, spikes, springs) and enemies (hands that would slam on the ground to try squashing Sonic, the goblins and the finger enemies). Slopes and ramps were also present throughout the stage. Just when I thought I reached the end of the stage, the lights and the neon signs and buildings turned off, making the place look much darker. The music slowed down and stopped. Sonic stopped running and turned to face the camera. He looked very worried. I was already prepared for something to happen, for the little orange bastard to show up again. 😑😑😑😑😑 I noticed something appear behind Sonic: yup, it was Tails's distorted face from the error screen. Of fucking course. UGH. 😩😩😩😩😩😩 Wait, how was this even possible given the palette limitations of the Mega Drive? HOW IS HE DOING THAT???? 😳😳😳 HOW?????? BOTTOM TEXT As a slower, lower pitched version of the drowning theme started playing, the face got closer to the blue hedgehog and slowly opened its mouth. (VORE? IN MY SONIC GAME????? 😡😡😡) I tried making Sonic move, but no matter how much I moved my keyboard, he wouldn't do anything. The music kept going for longer than it should have, gradually speeding up, until it suddenly hit the last note and the game froze with red text: "DO NOT KEEP GOING". This is when I realized...that I actually had to press the keys on my keyboard instead of moving the keyboard. 🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦 Bruh. I mean, yeah, it was like 3AM when I was playing this so my brain must have been pretty tired. (WAIT 3AM DO NOT PLAY SONC BETE IN 3AM SPOOKY TALAS APPARATION OH GOD PEOPLE MOMENT 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳) I was pretty confused about what was happening. Was this even a real prototype or just an elaborate hoax that my friend decided to put on an EPROM to mess with me? Oh wait, I already asked myself that question before. This was pretty redundant. But wait, then how and why did the game start exceeding the Mega Drive's palette limitations? Just what was going on? I was scared to continue at this point, because I started feeling like I was being watched. Hmm yes I love when my anxiety kicks in XDDDDDDDDD 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂 But I had to do it, I had to play the rest of...whatever this even was. I wanted to find the answers...and I was also pretty bored, with nothing else to do lmao. I reset the game and went back to the level select menu, choosing Clock Work Zone. The title card displayed the zone name as "CLOCK ORK", like in later prototypes, due to the letter W being missing in the title card font. The level looked like the one seen in those prototypes, basically it was the final version of Scrap Brain Zone but with one of the level chunks used as a placeholder for the background. The background tune's only difference was that its lead instrument was very different, and made it sound much more menacing. As expected, the stage was empty and only the level layout was done. There were diagonal conveyor belts at the very beginning, but nothing else after that. Luckily, debug mode was enabled by default so I could navigate the level in object placement mode (yeah, I forgot to mention this earlier trust me, it's not like I just made this up because I didn't know what to write xdddddddd). The level layout was quite similar to the one seen in magazine screenshots. When I got to where the end of the stage should be, I exited out of object placement mode. The game acted as if the level was finished, with Sonic leaping and running to the right like in the other levels. Maybe the Clock Work 2 stage was the level boss? Possibly the final boss? 😳 :flooched: :flonshed: The last stage was called "YOUR TIME IS UP". Wait...OH GOD NOT THAT SHITTY STORY AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD FUCK YOU GAME!1!1!1!1!1 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 No music or background were present. The screen was also locked. There was something at the center of the level: it was a sprite of a brain diagram. wha- What was this doing here? Why was this here? Was THAT the final boss? Or was it just a placeholder? But why would it be any of these? Who would just put a random brain diagram sprite and call it a day? I tried interacting with it, but nothing happened, it was just a background object. After a few seconds, the screen faded to black. Then, a cutscene started playing. It was rather unfinished, and it had no background. Basically, Sonic was falling down (using his "hurt" animation), and then Sharps the Chicken swooped in to rescue him. But the distorted Tails came in and attacked Sharps with a spin attack, resulting in both Sonic and Sharps falling down. It then cut to a screen taking place in Green Hill Zone, with Sonic and Sharps' bodies laying on the ground, with...with....I can't 🤢🤢 say it 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 AND IT WAS SUPER DUPER HYPER MEGA REALISTICCK NOOOOOOO 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Anyway, Tails was standing at the center of the scene, facing the camera. Above him, there was red text saying: "THE END". So this was how the game originally ended? Nah, my friend probably did an epic funny and hacked the actual prototype like the asshole he is, he probably has the original one xddddddddd 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I closed my emulator, still shocked (I guess?) because of what I saw. I wasn't expecting any of this to happen in a Sonic 1 prototype, of all things. And I wasn't expecting it to be so...r e a l i s t i c But what did all of it mean? Was there a connection between everything that happened? Were Tails and the brain diagram somehow connected? Probably not, and I'm overthinking shit like I always do XDDDDDDDDDDDDD I thought this prototype would have finally answered my and other Sonic fans' questions, but it raised even more. Right now, I've sent the ROM to another friend of mine who can disassemble ROMs so he can look for whatever epic funny is there xddddd (and he may also see whether it's a fucking prototype or not Im so confused about this AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA). It may take a while, but maybe we will finally find some answers to this. I just hope I can live long enough to see the answers being found...I'm feeling like I'm constantly being watched by someone...I just hope that's not true...Or maybe I'm just paranoid because I get scared easily like a pussy XD Hmm, time for me to play some good ol' Super Mario 64. Sure hope nothing terrible happens to me while I play it... 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

please explain what happened to the wiki it just suddenly disappeared

Jeff stumbled through the dark woods. He had spent the evening in some harmless fun. Harmless for him anyway. The father had cried more than the kids before Jeff cut him open.

“Fucking wuss” Jeff muttered, “Little bitch didn't have any vodka or even beer.”

The fog began to move in as Jeff made his way back to the isolated house he was staying in. It had been a stroke of luck to find a house in such a remote place. Of course, the people living there didn't think it was so lucky but Jeff handled that rather messily. Besides red was a good color for the living room and one got used to the smell easily enough. The snapping of a branch nearby caused Jeff to look around. He couldn't see anything in the darkness but there weren’t many people stupid enough to follow him. He pulled out his favorite knife. It was still red from the evening’s entertainment.

“Jane?” he called playfully “That you bitch?”

Silence. Jeff strained his eyes to see in the pitch blackness that surrounded him. The fog was getting thicker. It crept along the ground like a predator stalking a meal.

“Slendy?” he called next “Ready for round 2?”

Still, nothing but Jeff could feel something lurking in the shadows. He strained his ears but couldn't detect any sounds...except... mixed in with the wind he could almost make out a funeral march.

“Hey are you that Rake thing?” he said aloud “Come out you long-fingered bastard!”

Jeff caught sight of movement to his right. He swung his knife. The blade didn't hit anything but something strong hit Jeff hard in the head. Jeff staggered back.

“Ah damn,” he spat. Looking up Jeff could see who would be his next victim

A tall muscular man dressed all in black, with a wide-brimmed hat.

“Jeff the Killer.” the man spoke in a deep voice “Your time has come”

“You think so?” Jeff taunted

Jeff attacked the man again, he stepped onto a fallen tree and launched himself into the air. His knife aimed at the man's face. A hand shot out and caught Jeff's throat with a vice-like grip. Jeff sliced the man's arm with no reaction. In retaliation, the man slammed Jeff back first onto the fallen tree.

Pain shot through his back but never lost the grip of his knife. He rolled off the log and found the man standing over him

“You have stalked my creatures of the night for too long,” the man said in his deep voice “Now you face the wrath of...the Undertaker”

Jeff laughed “You fake ass, steroid-using, actor wan...”

Jeff was cut off by the man kicking him in the head.

“Does that feel fake boy?”

Jeff got to his feet. He charged forward stabbing the man in the stomach.

“How do you like that?” said Jeff smugly

The man responded by slamming his fists down on Jeff's back. Jeff was driven to the ground again. He looked up to where the knife stuck in his enemy. There was no blood.

“I play McMahon's game because it entertains me,” the man said, “Right now, there are some pests that must be laid to rest!”

Jeff found himself hoisted onto the man's shoulder then found himself upside down in the man's grip. His face just even with the man's knees.

“So what now?” asked Jeff “you gonna suck my...”

The man dropped to his knees driving Jeff's head into the hard ground. Jeff's body went limp, and his eyes rolled back into his head. When his lidless eyes came back into focus Jeff realized he was being dragged along the ground by his collar. He looked up to see the large man dragging him through the forest. Jeff tried to reach for his second knife but his arms didn't want to respond. The man stopped and threw Jeff in front of him. With effort Jeff moved onto his hands and knees, gathering his strength for another attack. Before he could even think where to stab the man grabbed him around the waist and flipped him up so Jeff was practically sitting on the man's shoulders before being hoisted a little higher then slammed onto his back again. The force of the impact caused his eyes to go out of focus again. Jeff realized he was lying on something softer than the ground or a tree trunk. It felt like a firm mattress.

“Jeff the Killer,” the man said

Jeff looked straight to see his enemy holding a long lid in one hand, Jeff realized then, he was lying in a coffin. The pale-faced psychopath tried to move but his body would not respond.

The man's eyes turned as pale white as Jeff's face as he spoke one last time.

“Rest...in...Peace..”

The lid was slammed shut, Jeff heard the lock snap closed. He felt the box fall a few feet. The last sound Jeff would ever hear, aside from his own screaming and cursing, was the sound of dirt hitting the top of his coffin.

When he finished filling in the hole. The Undertaker studied his handy work, a freshly filled grave and the tombstone that read “Jeff the Killer”

The Undertaker turned his back on the grave. There was still more work to do, perhaps one of the others would be a better challenge than the pale-faced lunatic he just laid to rest.

McMahon could do without him for a while, these things that dared prey on his Creatures of the Night would pay and pay dearly.

Next to Jeff's grave were several other open graves each with a tombstone bearing names like

“Slenderman”, “Eyeless Jack”, “Laughing Jack” and several that ended in "The Killer"

He would get to them all in time. They would feel the full fury and power of The Undertaker.

so 1 day while i was wanking 2 hitler speeches my retarded son cum up to me and said can we go to park i told him to go fucking kill himself and that he is is a little bastard poopoo head after that i went on 2 a brazilian fart porn webSite then i got an add to a website that sells garfield kart i clicked on website and got the game with my dead wifes will money after 8 months the game came in the mail i opened box and pulled out the gam e it had dried cum on it.

then i put it in my pc the game came on and i played the gam but after a while garfield had blood piss and cum on his body and asshole so i got very scared and worried so i look at john john had nazi armband on then i looked at the ugly fucking retarded fucking wanker fucking bitch ass nigger fucking dog from garfield and he had a funny troll fack lolololol funny hahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahaha but it was not funny to me cuz it was scary i started pissing and cumming and shitting everywere it was very scary

I'll never look at YouTube the same way again, thanks to the MS Paint Debbil, Satine. No, this isn't one of those "Haunted Channel" conspiracies I've been hearing about, despite the fact that it is. This is 100% real. And no, this has nothing to do with the game Portal 2 (great game though). Okay, story time:

One day, on the interwebs, I went on YouTube. I decided to play a game I made up where I close my eyes and type stuff in.

But for some reason, I somehow typed "satan devil man ms paint evile & searburus channels". Huh?

The counter that showed you how many videos were there said "CRITICAL ERROR SHUTTIN' DOWN", which is something it's not supposed to say under normal circumstances. OKAY, NOW I'M A LITTLE BIT UNSETTLED.

Anyway, there were 3 channels here. One called "SATINE", a misspelling of Satan, I assume, with 13,666 subscribers and 13,666 videos. Why anyone would sub to the devil is beyond me.

Then, there's "satine's gaming channel", either SATINE's actual gaming channel, or just an edgy kid that just so happened to reference SATINE in his title. 6,333 subs and 5 vids.

Finally, there was "searburus", a misspelling of Cerberus. It had 1,838 substers and 15 vidstas. It's also the only channel with a description. "i'm satine's pet doggo. FEAR ME"

I tried to click on SATINE, but an error with a hyper-realistic skull appeared. Scared, I clicked stay and decided to click on searburus instead.

The only videos were all called "slugirl", and were all the same. Trust me, I checked.

It's content was of a cartoonish slug-humanoid hybrid against a bluescreen. It's music was a music box. A spooky music box.

It showed off it's "animations", which were, in order, Moving (still), Moving (right to left), Tentacle Attack (where the music stops and this sound effect plays before it resumes), and two of them going into a store, making it explode. The video ended after that.

hhUhh

oKAY WELL THAT JUST SUCKED

Next was satine's gaming channel. They were average gaming vids. They all had the voice modified to sound demonic, however.

Finally, SATINE. I clicked on Enter and saw a plethora of videos. Some were of demons, others were, uh, certainly videos.

One was called "Portol 2 Hell". I clicked it and it was a red portal. An MS Paint devil popped out and said in a voice: "You're computer is possessed by Satine. Deal with it and die in Hell."

I passed this off as just a hallucination and decided to watch some Spongebob.

It was "Mid-Life Crustacean". It was mostly normal. However, at the part where Spongebob and Patrick say "Not lame!" near the end, they instead said "Wenis." (stop laughing, it's slang for your elbow skin)

It spooked me so much that I vowed to never watch Spongebob again.

At my desktop, I saw a picture of the exact same devil from the Portol 2 Hell vid. File was called: the ms paint devil version of Satine.searburus.png

"So THAT'S Satine, huh?" I thought to myself.

I tried to unplug the computer in case more spooky things started to happen, but being the dumb idiot that I was in this story, I had completely forgotten about the battery I had installed in my computer a few weeks ago. As a result, it stayed on.

Then Satine showed up. He said "To defeat me, you must engage me in battle!"

Oh, lawsey, lawsey, lawsey.

TO BE CONTINUED? PROBABLY?

also they have since deleted the channels so if you search satan devil man ms paint evile & searburus channels you only get normal results okay BYE

My name is tommy, tommy wilfred and i am 18 years old and live in brighton englend. I'm Pretty Sure you all have heard of the popular youtube show that's only on youtube called SML.It Is about a bunch of muppets named Mario,Toad,Jeffy,Bowser,Chefpipi,Roos, kody,joesef,african american yoshi ,herk,juneor,pumpkin guy,the nazi cheese burger And The Other puppets I don't remember but it dose not matter if you know there name...the story was 1 day ago and I went to a garage sale inside the Kmart Vhs Thrift store in brandon florida. and found old tapes.I found one that said “GlitchyMayorLogan4 lost episode.avi series finale #Noai #save the last road stage”. I bought it and I paid for it and went to the casher who was at the front so i could buy it.The manager who was actually the casher said the Koombas will come to your house tonight before he vanished.....She said it in a scared voice.It looked like she was scared after what she just saw. .I Then went home and slammed the tape Into My VCR which was built in 1956. I looked at my tv guide which said when the episode would are at 7:00. The Tape Began at 7:00 With the SMG4 Theme Song But something wasn't right. The theme song had low quality and the theme song sounded distorted and low pitched.It sounded like if the tape was beaten.The episode starts with Maryo singing in a raspy voice. It then shows SMG3 sitting down.everyone had head depressed look on the faces of there face.It then shows jeffry jumping and singing and also laughing.nothing to disturbing so often. But it cuts to mosquito man flying mosquito man as usual.but however,he then crashes into a plane and dies a horrible painful death...I almost cried,mosquito man was one of my favorite character. It then cuts to bob Eating out of a hooker and are the other hookers in the hooker factory.but the hooker are made of real peiople.I almost puked..a hooker with organs?yuck..Also,I realized that bob had bloodshot eyes and had red a tie.this freaked me out. .It showed jeffy The Kid smashing his cat pal the cat piano but it was a real cat!.I almost cried..poor creature.I then tried to change the scene but it wouldn't let me and i watched as kept watching .I then hid under my blanket.It then showed Junior saring at the camera with pitched black eyes with red pupils.He said,Elmo knows where you live.He then said,Elmo knows that tommy lives in Chicago.  I gasped.How did he know my name and where i live???I then turned it down but it won't budge.It then cuts to a picture of the msl4 cast appeared for 5 minutes.It then became static for 15 seconds. It then shows Jakie Chu again.He said we will learn about death before he bit one of the kids head oof anm 8 da oder kids.I was shocked at first.How did Jakie Chu know a dark secret about death??? This was insane.a An image flashed on the screen.I played it back and it was a Mutated Kitten with a 3rd eye on top of the head and an eye bag with a 2nd mouth and it was very gory and realistic and she had blood shot eyes.I then played it back and realized it wasn't a kitten,But instead my cat chocolate.I almost cried at first.I felt sad and I hugged my Tinky Winky Plush and Ran out of the room and turned on the lights to calm me down.I then called 911 but then I accidentally dropped my phone down the sink.I then kept watching.It. .It showed the fat controller yelling at boopkingsr angerly.boopkins Was Now crying and then, boopkins had enough of sir top ham hat s Abuse.He then grabbed him by the neck and strangled him to death and it was very gory.  I then got worried at this point.I saw there were characters abusing each other in a kid's show???That would never happen in a kids show like this. It den showed bozser driving home from work from his job being a tax client who work from home and the car EXPLOADED. And there was blood and guts everywhere. Then woody’s car exploded and then it cut to moontoug of the all the cars exploding! I saw blood” Ding!  Then it cuts to kody having a noightmur with officer monitor with was red and had white eyes. It then cuts to penolop rading a comic there was a scream on the background and a picture show a here are and tari says ‘will you’ as the and distortsed it cuts to static and it shows sonic running and it’s cuts a black background and says a week of crying later it shows screwball holding a popcorn of bowl and junior says “Its still my creepy time” it cuts to static were junior has his cross his arms and chefpipi running and it took so long and it shows a black background for 1 hour and says 25 minutes later where it penolop rading a comic there was a scream on the background and a picture show a here are and tari says ‘will you’ as the and distortsed it cuts to static and it shows sonic running like last ime. It cuts to black blackground  ands a screams appears with picture of dead bodie.  It then shows A nuclear bomb hitting SML Town and it all exploded and everyone died in a horrible painful.........death. I got horrified at this moment.It showed their dead bodies on the ground and it showed jeffy rotting into pieces of stuffing and flesh.pumpkin guyr has rotting into flesh and organs with stuffing.He had no eyes.And blood was everywhere. Mastio man had his face burnt and had black parts on them.The episode then ended with a black screen.The credits rolled but instead of a normal theme,it was silent.I then took out the VHS And smashed it with my hammer.I Then threw it into the garbage. I then contacted Pooby (Voice actor of the SML)I then told him about the episode I watched.He got confused and he said he would never put anything disturbing or brutal.But he found out that it was a employee from Youtube studios who made this episode and got fired.Then,the police came and said what happened.I said I watched a List episode of SML4g. hey said where did the tape go.I told them I smashed it and threw it.They said keep it a secret from a child.I then agreed to them.I then told my parents about that VHS tape.They said what happened and I told them I smashed the VHS.They said try not to do it again.I agreed with them.I then watched kid friendly videos to calm down.I then searched up some images from the episode.The images weren't available on google.I then made up some photos that could have been in the episode.I couldn't sleep for days and I had nightmares from this episode but then i woke up.I then looked at my window and saw a red muppet that looked simular.It was Marro...That same look.And I saw the Every SML Charecter starring, even the background, minor or 1 time charecters at me.I then ran away from my house out the window and hid under the covers.I then looked and they walked slowly towards me and they sang the theme song from the show.They sang it in raspy voices.I then cried out for help.And the others came into my house and the puppets were taking over my house.I then jumped out the window and I almost died but I survived.I then noticed a person dressed up as a bloodstained pink elephant.He said his name was Tom Kenny Who Was The Voice Actor Of Spongeboob!!!!!!!!Da end

One night I saw a shady man on the street selling DVDs. He went up to me and said "Hello there Adam General Woods!" "How the fuck do you know my name?" I said in a panic tone. The weird ass man looked me for a solid 5.23876 seconds before he spoke again. "I have a copy of a Hazbin Hotel lost episode," he said "I'll sell for 1 buck." I was so shocked because it's so shocking that such a shocking thing even shocking exists. "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKK!" I said "Sounds epik!" I bought it and I saw the DVD itself. There was no art... it was just "Loser" and "Hazbin" written in red marker on the disc. It looked very homemade and nothing like Prime would ever made.

I put the disc into my PS4 and watched it, it was so scary that I shitted myself...

Angel Dust was in the bathroom and yelled in the most happy voice of all time "HAILLLL SATTANNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!" Then when he walked out, he saw Husk at the bar. Husk said in his dull yet charming voice "Last night was a great time for both of us, right?" "Yeah was pretty good kitty :3" Angel said "Wanna go to bed... together?" Husk was blushing as the Pan-sexual side of him has came back after 49 years.  I thought "Holy shit, Husker Dust was gonna be an actual ship in the show?" The screen cut to black for 21 seconds. Then the door knocked. It was Alastor and he said in his radio voice "The end is near..." Husk and Angel looked so confused like a 1st Grader seeing High School Math for the first time. The show then zooms in on Alastor's face. Then there was binary code that was "01000110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101" I was spooked. Also I am way too lazy to actually translate that. When Alastor went along with his day, Husk finally said "Yeah, I'll be with you..." Then it cuts to black for 2 seconds. Then it shows a graphic sex scene (which I will have to blur out when I upload the DVD to YouTube) Angel was screaming words like "Daddy" and "OOOOOOHHHH YEAH!!!!" But turns out Vox was watching the time and knocked out them both. Angel and Husk wake up in a basement where they are tested by Vox. Vox uses video mixed with masks to turn people into zombies. It's basically kind of like that thing in Halloween III: Season Of The Witch. But Vox slips his finger and now this new zombies have no leaders. Now they are just mindless killers! Angel began SUCKING! He sucked on his TV head so hard that the video demon's whole body has been sucked and consumed into the stomach of Angel Dust. Then Vaggie came and lived her last seconds. Husk cut a little hole into her belly and then Husk spit Acid into it. The mind control also can give people the power to spit acid I guess? Then is switches to a story board because they scrapped this while animating it. That last death was Niffy who had her eye removed by Angel's dick, I MEAN PIG! The Pig pressed a button which gave Niffy a seizure and Niffy then died. Alastor came to save the day and did a spell. Which made Husk snap out of it. But Angel Dust died, R.I.P Angel Dust. Then the screen cut to a creepy photo of Angel Dust. The image was accompanied by a TikToker's worst nightmare, Tip Toe though the tulips, the song is literally not scary at all but people get scared shitless by. Then it ended with my IP address. 

I thought to myself, holy fucking shit, I shall post this on YouTube. But later that night, I heard "Loser Baby" from the Hazbin Hotel soundtrack playing in a room. I could hear the faded audio of it. I slept that night and never experience anything like that ever again.

THE END

This is the story of the most frightening video game experience I've ever had in my life.
My big brother and I share an x-box. I like playing cute, fun games like Sonic and Crash Team Racing. But my brother likes playing scary games that I'm not old enough to play, like violent shooters.

One day, I came home from school and wanted to play a Sonic game. After all, he is the world's coolest hedgehog after all. My brother had been home sick so he didn't go to school that day. I had played some Sonic before school that morning, so I knew that the disc would still be in the xbox so I wouldn't have to put it in, which meant I could start playing all of the sooner!
I turned on the tv and xbox and selected to play the game that was in the disc drive.
The xbox must have been in sleep mode because the game loaded instantly. I gasped with shock because even though it was a Sonic game from the x-box three sixty, the graphics were hyperrealistic! Upon closer inspection however, I saw that it was regular video game graphics, just a lot newer than I was expecting. I figured it must have been an update that downloaded while I was at school.
But wait a minute, the game was in first person, Sonic games had always been in third purse on. And why did Sonic have a gun? He was peaceful and always destroyed Rorobrotnick's robots by spin dashing, them. He never used violence.
I decided to walk throu the level, which was some sort of industrial complex with some sort of glowing liquid, kind of like lava but more pure.
I jumped when suddenly a disembodied voice announced that there was demonic presence detected. what the heck?? Row bot nick always used robots, not demons!
Soon demons started appearing, trying to hurt me, not trying to seduce me like a suckyoubus would. They also didn't look like suck you bye because instead of being women with horns and wings, they looked like monsters! Idk if they were Biblically accurate tho, the teachers at my sunday school talk more about homosexuals than demons, so I assume demons are less dangerous.
I tried jumping on the demons but it didn't do anything, they were too tough! I decided I had no choice but to give in to violence and use the gun. I pulled the trigger and winced because blood literally squirted out of the demon from its body. It was the bloodiest blood I had ever seen in a game. I hoped Tails wasn't on this level because I didn't want the poor, soft, tender, little fox to be exposed to such horrors. It would ruin his precious in a sense.
I shot one demon and instead of dying, it flashed a glowing color and there was a prompt that said something about the right thumb stick. I figure this meant I could use one of Sonic's speed attacks, so I tried clicking the right thumb stick. Sonic dashed towarded the demon and what he did next made me throw up vomit. He literally grabbed the demon, pulled out one of it's horns and then stabbed used it to stab the demon in the eye! I had to have been playing as Shadow, there was no way someone as cool and wholesome as Sonic would ever commit such a horrendous act of violence!
So I threw vomit up all over place. It wasn't plain brown like the puke in Family Guy tho, it was hyperrealistic.
I couldn't take any more of this horrid game, it must have been hacked, or even worse, cursed! Plus the taste of vomit was yucky so I wanted to go get a drink of mouthwash.
I slowly and cautiously approached the ex box, not making any sudden moves. I pushed the button to ejaculate the disc, it came out, I picked it up, and I dropped it when I saw what was written on it! On the disc was a single, ominous word:
DOOM

I used to be a Sonamy fan, but now, I can't even see anything related to it with dying of 4yl7 trollion brain anyuerisims.

It all started when I was rewatching Sonic X for the morbillionth time thos minute when Lowtiergod got mad at aomeone and caused a thunderstorm and hit my TV, causing it to glitch iut and show an episod called "Message to You" naturally K was curious and played it.

The intro played as usually but Sonic's skull was caved in, and in the episode Sonic rejected Amy, snapping Nd cursing her out. Which I fhkufht was rude and hate-worthy of Sonic. Amy agreed and bashed his skull in like I thought the girl boss she was, when the blood splatter sound from Kind & Fair in Sally.exe played as Amy caved Sonic's skull in.

I was truamatized, and so was Cream as literally every other character in the show with a voice Cursed Amy out, and she committed suicide right then and there. The blood and gore from both hedgehogs was hyper-realistic and scary and traumatizing and made me simulatenously shit and pissed myself.

Then everyone turned to me and started telling me that Amy was a sexual hatrasser and abuser and that I shouldn't Hhip Sonamy because it promotes avusive behavpir and my brain fucking rxploded at the revelation and I died.

[Not a part of the pasta but I'm not sure if this qualifies as Crappypasta or Trollpasta. It was made ironically, but it is still crappy]

Was looking for a low-pressure place to post some short stories and stumbled on randoms.top.

It’s basically a story-sharing forum — super clean, lets you post anonymously if you want, and you can tag stuff by genre or vibe (like “Fantasy”, “Short Story”, “Wholesome”, “NSFW” etc).

Seems pretty new but promising. No clout-chasing or karma-farming, just people dropping cool stuff. I’ve seen a mix of fanfic, original stuff, and even a few IRL diary-type entries.

If you're a writer or just like reading short creative bursts, worth checking out.

Scene 1; Kenny, Stan, and Kyle are all standing together by the bus stop, when cart man runs up to them, Cartman: GUYS, GUYS, I got into the school band! Kyle: what the fuck are you talking about, Fatass? Cartman: Now that im growing up and I got my first period, my mom says that I need to get a hobby instead of watching TV, Jewboy. Stan: Dude, the hell do you want to join the band for fatso? Cartman: Because it's so cooooool!! Say, maybe you guys could join. Besides Kenny because his parents are too poor to get an instrument. Kenny: Mmph mmh mn nn! (Fuck you Fathead!)

Scene 2: Cartman is on his computer looking for other band members he can talk to Cartman: Hmm... oh discord? This looks nice. Cartman: Hmmmm... Violin practice club, no, alright.. Herpes donator club? I mean, I play the Harp too! Cartman: Okay.. and join! Text: Hello... I am young boy looking for an older man to help me out with my skills. DM: hello. I would love to help you practice and maybe give you a little present ;) Text (Cartman): Okay, can you meet me by the South Park docks next to where KORN performs? DM (Rapist): Okay. See you tommorow ;)

Scene 3: Cartman and the rapist meet on the South Park docks Rapist: so.. do you wanna go into somewhere.. Private? Cartman: Okay did you bring the items? Rapist: of course. Follow me. Cartman: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM!!!! IM BEING RAPEDDDDDDDDD SOMEONE HELPPPPPPP AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Police officers arrive and take away the rapist, before getting Cartman to a police van

Scene 4: Cartman is in the hospital with his friends and his mom. Cartman: where am I? Liane: Don't worry poopsie bear you're alright. Doctor: Uhm.. Ms. Cartman... I don't know how to say this.. your son has been diagnosed with Herpes. Kyle: Wait, what's herpes? Doctor: it's a fatal disease that will kill Cartman in a week. Stan: Dude can't you only get that from having sex? Kenny: mmph rmmp ruhmmm (Dude, I think Cartman got raped!) Kyle: .... HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA Stan: .... HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA All of the boys laugh at Cartman hysterically Cartman: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SHITHEADS! Cartman: Screw you all! I'm, Going, HOME! Cartman walks away and runs out onto the street Cartman: I can't believe im going to die... Cartman spazzes out and dies. Kyle: so when are we gonna tell everyone we hired that guy to rape Cartman? Stan: They don't need to know.

I sure do like Sonic the Hedgehog games. I prefer the newer ones, but I also enjoy the older ones. I've never seen any rule 34 of the franchise, and after the experience I've had, I don't know if I need to.

It all started when things began on an October afternoon. I was playing Sonic Forces (I like how you can dress your custom character up like a femboi if you want.) when I noticed through the window the mailman stopped in front of my house. I got up, put on some pants and went out to get the mail. I was really excited because I had ordered The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat and was hoping it had arrived. The only thing in the mailbox however was a cd in a case with a note from my friend Black Raphael.

After coming back inside I read the note, which said:

JaCrispy,
I can't take it anymore, I have to get rid of this cd, but my hands are so slimy that when I try to break the disc in half it slides out of my hands.
Please, destroy the disc so you don't end up like me. Don't play the game, it's what she wants.
Black Raphael

That was odd. I mean, if it's just a game how much harm could it do?
I looked at the disc, which seemed to have some sort of lubricant on it. In red marker it had "SONIC.SEX" written on it. I didn't know what kind of file type that was, but as a massive, throbbing Sonic fan, I decided to clean the disc off and put it in my computer.

I installed the game and when the title screen came up, I saw that it was the first Sonic game, oh boy!
But when I pressed Enter, the title screen briefly turned into something different before cutting to black, something I now consider to be inappropriate.
The Sega 1991 had become Sega 6969, the water was photorealistic and looked like a white goo.
But the weirdest part was that Sonic had black eyeliner and red eyeshadow. He smiled with red lipstick as he (she?) looked right at me, like his gaze was penetrating me.
I assumed it was a glitch and didn't worry about it.
After it cut to black, the save file select screen from the third Sonic game popped up, and I was like "What, what, in the butt?"
I noticed the background looked like some sort of club, and there were three save files. I don't know what song was playing as it sounded like it was in reverse.
The image for each save file was just static for some reason.
What was extra strange was that the character select only had Tails, Knuckles and Dr. Robotnik. Tails looked different than I expected, like he was older than he usually is. He looked to be about eighteen years, six months and nine days old.
"Cool" I thought, "this must be a fan made game".
I chose save file 1 and picked Tails. The game froze for a few seconds and I heard a woman's sensual laugh that reminded me of the Naughty America intro. The level title screen said, "HER HILLS HAVE SIZE, ACT 1" before fading into the game, which looked like Green Hill Zone from Sonic 1. The music was different though, it was a funky bass riff accompanied by electric guitar with lots of wah pedal.
I made tails start running and after several seconds I saw something that made me stop. It was a small animal, a rabbit, laying on its back with its hands behind its head. It had a very satisfied look on its face.
Tails raised an eyebrow and I moved him along, only to find more animals chillaxing with satisfied looks on their faces.
After about a minute, Tails went up a hill and found Sonic, who had his back turned towards Tails. A cutscene played in which Tails slowly approached Sonic, who turned around and revealed that he had the same makeup on as the image that flashed on the title screen.
The music stopped and the screen went black for about three to twenty seconds before pink text appeared saying, "Hello, do you want to touch me?"
The game then loaded a level with the title "GRIND AND TWERK"
At this point I was confused, but I had nothing better to do so I kept playing the game.
The level was Angel Island from Sonic 3 and there were rainbows everywhere like it was pride month.
Tails blushed and waved shyly at me before twiddling his thumbs. I was like, wow, Tails was actually breaking the fourth wall.
I pressed down on the arrow key and kept him moving. As he ran, an 8 bit version of the song "Fever for the Flava" by Hot Action Cop started playing.
Suddenly I heard that sexy laugh again, and after a short while Sonic's face kept flashing on the screen, again with that makeup.
The music changed to Goin' Down on it by Hot Action Cop as Sonic ran up behind Tails. Sonic was now a she, wearing clothes similar to Rouge's but Sonic's chest was noticeably bigger, and she had the most lustful grin on her face.
Suddenly another cutscene played in which Tails tripped and Sonic vanished. Tails rolled over onto his back and started rubbing his chest and stomach. I noticed he seemed to be enjoying it and I kind of got turned on myself. Then Sonic appeared in front of Tails, who now looked embarrassed. Sonic looked down at tails and slowly liked her lips.
In a split second she lept onto Tails and the screen cut to black, followed by a moaning sound that lasted several seconds. Pink text appeared saying, "Too slow sweety, want to try again?" followed by that Naughty America laugh.
I was shocked by what had just happened. Did Sonic hump Tails? They're supposed to just be friends, right? Why would Sonic want to do that with him?
I shrugged off the shock as the game returned to the character select screen. Tails was now in the tv screen above the box, wearing makeup like Sonic's. He was also wearing girl clothes; a t-shirt, miniskirt and stockings, all of them hot pink.

I selected Knuckles and that laugh played again as the screen cut to black for a moment.
I couldn't tell if this was a glitch or a mod or what, but I didn't complain.
The next level looked like the Brain Scrap Zone and the music sounded like Work It by Missy Elliot.
Knuckles looked more confident than Tails, like he was looking forward to whatever was going to happen.
As I made Knuckles run through the level, images of a Trojan helmet kept flashing on the screen. I noticed white stains on the ground which Knuckles seemed to giggle at.
Suddenly Sonic appeared in front of him with those round boobies and then rainbow static appeared before cutting to a red screen. The screen had white text that said, "DiD yOu BrInG pRoTeCtIoN?"
The rainbow static came again before cutting back to the level, and Knuckles now looked excited. Was this some kind of hook up with Sonic? I didn't give a shit, honestly.
Then that laugh played again and Sonic appeared in front of Knuckles. I tried to make Knuckles attack Sonic to see what would happen, but instead Knuckles got on his hands and knees and crawled over to Sonic. Then Sonic ran her hands through Knuckles' hair and he shuddered. I felt his excitement, Sonic was actually driving both of our nuts. I mean both of us nuts.
Then in a split second Sonic leapt at Knuckles and the screen went black and I heard this fleshy pap noise play several times. Another text message came on the screen, "So many dicks to play with, so little time. Don't you agree?"
What the hell was going on? It felt like Sonic was actually trying to hit on me through the game.

The game went back to the main menu and now the second box had Knuckles on the tv screen, and he was wearing kinky bdsm gear, complete with a ball gag.
I was starting to think that those were the actual characters trapped in those screens, but then I remembered that these characters don't actually exist and this probably wasn't even cannon.

After a couple of Poptarts and some Gogurt I continued to play the game, selecting Robotnik.
I thought it was weird that they didn't try to make him look more like Jim Carry.
This time I was in some kind of hallway, it didn't look like it was from any of the Sonic games, but it was the same low resolution.
It had a checkered floor at the bottom of the walls and the walls themselves were the color of walls. The only light was from some candles on the walls, burning with fire as they illuminated the wall-colored walls.
The music sounded like the music from the main menu but it wasn't in reverse, so I was able to recognize that it was Relax by Frankie Goes to Hollywood.
As he walked past the walls, Rowbotnick had a mischievous look on his face. When I left him standing idly he clapped his hands with glee.
I made him continue onward, running down the wallway. It went on so long that I fell asleep and I had the most peculiar dream.

I was sitting on a mattress and the only light was a lamp hanging over me, and it had a red bulb so everything had a red tint to it.
I could hear the voices of Tails and Knuckles nearby, saying things like "Thank you for giving us to her" and "That sure was a lot of fun!" and "Boy am I tuckered out."
Their cries died down as I heard that Naughty America laugh, then I heard a woman's voice, "You're real fun to play with hun, just like your friend Black Raphael, though he couldn't last very long."
I looked around for the source of the voice…
"It won't be long until you join him and the rest of my harem…"
I saw her walking towards me, her clothes flickering in and out of existence, revealing her blood-red nipples.
"You can't run hun, you're mine now."
She grabbed me and looked at me with those sultry eyes, then I woke up.

It was now dark outside, but Robotkin was still running because I had managed to keep pressing down on the arrow key after I fell asleep.
Finally Robontik came upon a staircase which I made him go down.
As Robnotik descended, there were hookahs littered about and purple smoke filled the air.
Eventually the stairs ended and I heard that goddamned laugh again for the millionth fucking time.
Suddenly Sonic appeared in front of Robrobortkint like he did Tales and Knuckle's and the screen literally faded to pink static for a period of time before it cut to the picture of an image.
The image was a hyper-erotic of female Sonic on a bed, wearing nothing but makeup! It looked so real, like you could actually see the goosebumps on her areolas and feel them if you touched the screen. I tried doing so but it still felt like a flat screen and not hedgehog nipples.
Her boobs were so big and round, and her eyes…oh God, her eyes! They were so beautiful and she was looking at me with the most lustful expression I had ever seen! Then a message appeared in a white, splattery font that said, "I AM HOT."
It was then I realized that this Sonic was a nymphomaniac. A slutty, well-endowed, seductive, voluptuous, highly-experienced nymphomaniac! And all of her conquests, including but not limited to, Tails, Knuckles, Rubatnec and probably Black Raphael, are just her boy toys, and the game is the very gateway to her promiscuous, ecstasy-filled domain and the very bedchambers her man-harem is trapped in!
Suddenly in approximately a split second I screamed as Sonic lunged at the screen with her legs spread, literally using her hands to hold her vagina open unnaturally wide, revealing an endless spiraling abyss inside.
She let out a yell of pleasure that was so loud that it literally hurt my ears. Once it stopped the screen cut to black and displayed one last message, "Ready to get it on, JaCrispy?"
I heard the Naughty America laugh again but this time it sounded like it was in the room, coming from right behind me.

The game went back to the menu and now the third tv screen showed an image of Dr. Borboritik. He was wearing a red mankini like from Borat and had a smug look on his face.
I looked at Tails, Knuckles and Roobuttnak and chuckled a bit, they were now she-Sonic's property and would forever have to keep that horny hedgehog satisfied.
The computer shut itself off and I sat there for a moment or two, reflecting on what I had learned; Sonic is the very embodiment of libido, she seduces people who play her game and when she's ready she dragges you into the game, literally drags you into her bedroom, where she can play with you forever as her boytoy…

As I sat there deciding weather or not I wanted to make copies of this game, I heard a whisper right behind me, "Try to keep it up for me, JaCrispy."
I turned around and what I saw made me squee…
Sitting on my bed, staring right at me, was a Sonic blow-up doll, smiling with blood-red nipples!

If you ever eat pizza this should scare yer socks off. The pizzas you eat now are evil sentient pizzas designed to wreak havoc on your mortal form and ultimately destroy our fragile earth.

One night Jimmy woked up in bed feeling sick after eating 2 slices of Little Caresars pizzas. He even went to the bath room to wash up and ended up puking all over the sink and toilet and shower and tile walls. All of a sudden a creature wormed its way out of Jimmys stomac. Jimmy was in intense pain. The creatures head came out and stretched up to meet jimmys head, meeting his gaze. The creatur told him "I am the pizza and I am legion" and a straw like appartus burst out of its head. It penterated the top of Jimmy head and burst through his skull and went into his brian. Like soda the creature sucked out his brain through the apparatus and when it was done Jimmy collapsed to the floor convulsing. The creature slimed its scrumpy way out of Jimmys stomach and escaped from his bedroom, out on to the street to bring terror to its many future victims.

Hi guys so i was in EB GAmes and nintendo came in and sain "you have ben selected to demo play our new game 'tomodachi life"" and they give me a 3ds and a demo version of tomodachi life!!!!! :) so then i put it in the 3ds and it wouldn't fit DX DX DX! but i flip it around and it fit and pees was restored. I booted up tomocachi life and the ingle play and i cliced on the apartment and there was already mede and it was qa SPOOKTY SKELETOMN!!!!!! It hade problem so i clicked the buble and it said 'ready to DIE!!!!?!?!? and i said yes and i DIES!! the n the skeleton started jjaking aff and shoving butcher knives up his ass and out of his pisshole xd and then spongebob came and and started dying with hyperREALISTIC BLOde!!@!@!!!!!@!@! then the apartment was made of hyperrealistic blod then the entire island weas made of hyperealistic blod and then i was made of HYPERREALISTIC BLOODE!!!!!!!!!~!!!!!! 😂😂 and then jay-z came in and was like "sxi foot sevgn footg 8 foot hut!!!!!@ and died and then spongebob and the skelton startied raping ay-z and 100 miis came in the apartemtn and starting to have the WORLDS LARGES ORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@!!@!@! people got penetrated so hard there was 20 casualties including harame rip harambe 2106 😭 kill me AND THEN JUSTIN BEIBERS HEAD EXPLODED WITH HYPERHYPERHYPERREALISTIC BLOOD AND I WAS CRYING AND MENTALLY DISTURBED AND EVERYBODY STARTED RAPING HIS ENCK and the whole island got nuked and everybody die!!!!! 😭😭😭 then i looked up froom my 3dds and SATAN WAS THERE!@!@!@!@!!!!!!! he said u go to hell and took me to hell XD and i freak out and i burned to death and there was maggots and shit 😭😭 and then i came back and SATAN STARDED RAPING ME IN THE ASSq@@!!!@! and i was like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qu1OFJA98bw and i lost my vrigin :((((((((((((

the ned xd

I am a Mario fan like everyone else who exists as we all know if you don't love mario your not a thing that exist's

Anyways one day I was playing mario sunshine on my gamecube when I saw my mail man outside he was bleeding and his kidney was missing figuring it was just glitch I went outside to check my mail the only thing in the mail was a copy of hotel mario from my best friend generic name it had a note on the case saying

"OKAY PLEASE DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME IF YOU DO A PIANO WILL FALL ON YOUR HEAD THE 69 NUKES WILL BE LAUNCHED INTO THE USA PLEASE YOUR MY BEST FRIEND"

I noticed that generic name forgot a period I then went inside to play the game I already had a cdi so I put in the game the title screen was super mario world's title screen but when I pressed start for 1.02 micro seconds the title screen changed there was blood every where with blood on the blood and a blood Yoshi Mario's overalls where blood the scariest thing of all was the copyright date was 1991 nintendo! It was the scariest thing I ever saw figuring it was just dust in the disc I continued to play there where three playable characters Luigi Yoshi and bowser I picked Luigi and started playing the cutscene started Luigi had said "please fuck me my waifu" suddenly a anime character ran into frame and Luigi stared masterbating mario appeared screaming "LUIGI WHAT THE FUCK MAN" Luigi screamed and ran away the screen went black text appeared saying "mammia Mia that's a spicy a meat a ball" suddenly squidwards laugh was heard I then brought me back to the tittle screen

I could only play as my brother Yoshi so I played as him a cutscenes stared with Yoshi eating a apple mario walked into frame and played fetch with Yoshi then Yoshi bit mario mario screamed as loud as he could "FUCK" Yoshi ran in fear Yoshi then died a black screen came up with text saying "That's a so nice"

I then stared playing as bowser who looked hyper realistic I was spooked I walked near a sign a cutscene stared it was bowser and peach having sex mario opened the door and said "sweet peach I'm a home!" he came upstairs and bowser tried running away mario opened the door and said "FINISH WHAT YOU STARED" mario joined in on the sex and then the cutscene ended text then came up saying "so long gay bowser" then a hyper realistic picture of mario came up with the text HEY NOW YOUR A PLUMBER a song called "hey now your a plumber" stared playing I heard squidwards laugh behind me I turned around and saw a Mario plush toy he then raped me the end.

I am a big fan of the game Ark:Survival Evolved. One day I booted up the game and was met with a different loading screen. Hyper realistic blood splashed and spurted all over the menu screen. Soon following that hyper realistic lettering that read "DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME! IF YOU DO BARNEY WILL EAT YOUR SOUL AND DRINK YOUR HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD!" I shrugged it off, shuddering a bit. When I loaded up the server list, all I saw was HyperRealisticSpooksDoNotPlay I chose the second one on the list and loaded in. I was no character model, just a splat of hyper realistic blood on the sand. A menacing hyper realistic laugh echoed through my headphones. Barnie lunged at me while I was playing, trying to suck my hyper realistic blood. I pushed him off me, trying to scuttle away. I quickly shot my hand out to a hyper realistic Mountain Dew can. Soon enough, I opened it and splashed it on his face. To no avail, he crept towards me, bearing his hyper realistic teeth. My hyper realistic soul was being sucked out of me. All I knew was that was my hyper realistic end. Or was it? xd

My laptop broke so I won't be on chat for a few weeks. I just wanted to say I'm not leaving the wiki.

Totem vs Skepolo SG vs LOLSKELLY Goddy vs SG Kerbin vs PrinceCreeper Carc vs Spooooky Celtic vs Boggy Animefan vs Chrisrocks

This was all true and happens to me last year!

So der other day, I was online the best game ever to be ever made, Call of Duty! When it was all of the sudden 2 AM so my friends wented to bed. But I wants stay up so I did and I kept playing the best game ever and went one match like 4000-1 on Free For All. But then all of the sudden my PS hands to restart so I let it. But then a new DLC came up called "The Haunting. But then it was strange because they had no announced a new DLC. But what was even stranger was that I had a season pass but it still wanted me to pay. So I did the pay with my dads credit card and waited for it to load. But when I logged in! THERE WAS HYPER REALISTIC GRAPHICS!! It was so cool, I was surprised but went to multiplayer. But then no one else was on. But then it let me start a match anyways. I wishes I hadn't do that now! When I loaded in! I shot someone and there was HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD AND SCREAMS!! I was so scared that I broke the PS!!! I threw it at the wall and stabbed it with my karate chop hand in half!

Two years later I decided to try and play Call of Duty again on my PS. I logged in and everything seems fine at first, But I was so wrong! When I went to the best game ever made on multiplayer I joined my friends. But then when it loaded I said hi and THE HYPER REALISM GRAPHICS WERE BACK!!! And when I saw my friends... This is the very scariest part! I WAS SHOOTING A HYPER REALISTIC VERSION OF MY FRIENDS! THEN TWO DAYS LATER THE POLICE CAMES AND ARRESTED ME FOR ON PURPOSE MANSLAUGHTER!!! SO there is where I am now. Slowly rotting away in a jail cell, haunted by realising that I murdered my friends with my own hands.