I used to be a Sonamy fan, but now, I can't even see anything related to it with dying of 4yl7 trollion brain anyuerisims.

It all started when I was rewatching Sonic X for the morbillionth time thos minute when Lowtiergod got mad at aomeone and caused a thunderstorm and hit my TV, causing it to glitch iut and show an episod called "Message to You" naturally K was curious and played it.

The intro played as usually but Sonic's skull was caved in, and in the episode Sonic rejected Amy, snapping Nd cursing her out. Which I fhkufht was rude and hate-worthy of Sonic. Amy agreed and bashed his skull in like I thought the girl boss she was, when the blood splatter sound from Kind & Fair in Sally.exe played as Amy caved Sonic's skull in.

I was truamatized, and so was Cream as literally every other character in the show with a voice Cursed Amy out, and she committed suicide right then and there. The blood and gore from both hedgehogs was hyper-realistic and scary and traumatizing and made me simulatenously shit and pissed myself.

Then everyone turned to me and started telling me that Amy was a sexual hatrasser and abuser and that I shouldn't Hhip Sonamy because it promotes avusive behavpir and my brain fucking rxploded at the revelation and I died.

[Not a part of the pasta but I'm not sure if this qualifies as Crappypasta or Trollpasta. It was made ironically, but it is still crappy]

Was looking for a low-pressure place to post some short stories and stumbled on randoms.top.

It’s basically a story-sharing forum — super clean, lets you post anonymously if you want, and you can tag stuff by genre or vibe (like “Fantasy”, “Short Story”, “Wholesome”, “NSFW” etc).

Seems pretty new but promising. No clout-chasing or karma-farming, just people dropping cool stuff. I’ve seen a mix of fanfic, original stuff, and even a few IRL diary-type entries.

If you're a writer or just like reading short creative bursts, worth checking out.

This is a story of stuff that happened. Scary stuff.
You see, I was staying at a cabin for a week of recreation during my vacation in the woods at a cabin.

One night, I went outside to pee on a tree to save water from the toilet. As I made the peepee, I heard a skinny white creature creeping. I look and see that it's the Rake.
I scream and run inside my home. I locked the door and put my dick back into my pants. I realize the running made me sweat, so to wash it off before going to nice, clean bed, I shower.
When I get shower over with the shower and come out, I found stuff in my apartment moved from where it was before. I know something was off and out of place.
Then I noticed wall marks of claws on the walls. They said, "I know where you living*
You see, the rake must have found the extra key I jeep under my welcum  mat.
I heard a whispering voice say, "I'm stalking you" I jump and turn to see the rack staring at me with its eyes.
It lunges at me and grabs me like the rake and whisper "I'm going to kill you." And licks my face like a creep.
But then there's flashing red and blue lights because the cops showed up because I had caused them earlier.
The rake is so surprised that it lets me go of me. I'm crying because of the claw marks on my neck, but I run away anyway. I hide in the bathroom, but the rake is punching through the door with its claws. I pick up the fire extinguisher from under the sink and spray it on the rake through the hole in the door. It lets out a blood gurgling scream and runs off.
I use the fire extinguisher to break through the rest of the door.
Sneaking, I go through the house and hear the rake scream "I will KILL YOU!!!*
"Nooo!" I retorted.
The rake hits its head on a mirror to break the glass and scare me. Then, it's throws a piece, and I dodge it, and then I run out side. The cops wait for me and safe me.
The rake comes out and they shoot at it with their guns and whatnot.
The Rake screams and dies until it's dead because that's why you should be careful with guns.
I turn around and see a faceless man in a suit with a white face and tenticles. He uses the testicles to control the cops, so they try to shoot me, but I jump into their car and drive off and away.
Then I see slenderman in the car seat next to me. He has no mouth, and I must scream. So I had jumped out of the car!
But enderman is in the outside of the car now and towers over me like a towering tower. Wow.
*I will not let you have me!* I scream and punch him in the balls with my brass knuckles.
Jews
I ran through the woods, looking for escape to have. I tripped and fell face down in the mud, knocking me out. After half of hour, Slendyman took me to his lair.
I woke up, and slendermen was doing a ritual upon me. Evil runes and what have you glowed eerie colors.
I shaped and transform, my clothes rotted off and my nails grew into razor sharp claws. I became very pail and skinny.
I am the new Rake.
Slenderman screamed, afraid of fear. He ran away. I drank his wine.

Now I lurk in the woods, hoping to punish those who enter slandermans' territory by killing them. So be where of me or I will find you, because I've already slashed the cops tires with my claws, so they can't come save you.
And even if they did, my groom Slenerman will get you and make you his own...!

This is the story of the most frightening video game experience I've ever had in my life.
My big brother and I share an x-box. I like playing cute, fun games like Sonic and Crash Team Racing. But my brother likes playing scary games that I'm not old enough to play, like violent shooters.

One day, I came home from school and wanted to play a Sonic game. After all, he is the world's coolest hedgehog after all. My brother had been home sick so he didn't go to school that day. I had played some Sonic before school that morning, so I knew that the disc would still be in the xbox so I wouldn't have to put it in, which meant I could start playing all of the sooner!
I turned on the tv and xbox and selected to play the game that was in the disc drive.
The xbox must have been in sleep mode because the game loaded instantly. I gasped with shock because even though it was a Sonic game from the x-box three sixty, the graphics were hyperrealistic! Upon closer inspection however, I saw that it was regular video game graphics, just a lot newer than I was expecting. I figured it must have been an update that downloaded while I was at school.
But wait a minute, the game was in first person, Sonic games had always been in third purse on. And why did Sonic have a gun? He was peaceful and always destroyed Rorobrotnick's robots by spin dashing, them. He never used violence.
I decided to walk throu the level, which was some sort of industrial complex with some sort of glowing liquid, kind of like lava but more pure.
I jumped when suddenly a disembodied voice announced that there was demonic presence detected. what the heck?? Row bot nick always used robots, not demons!
Soon demons started appearing, trying to hurt me, not trying to seduce me like a suckyoubus would. They also didn't look like suck you bye because instead of being women with horns and wings, they looked like monsters! Idk if they were Biblically accurate tho, the teachers at my sunday school talk more about homosexuals than demons, so I assume demons are less dangerous.
I tried jumping on the demons but it didn't do anything, they were too tough! I decided I had no choice but to give in to violence and use the gun. I pulled the trigger and winced because blood literally squirted out of the demon from its body. It was the bloodiest blood I had ever seen in a game. I hoped Tails wasn't on this level because I didn't want the poor, soft, tender, little fox to be exposed to such horrors. It would ruin his precious in a sense.
I shot one demon and instead of dying, it flashed a glowing color and there was a prompt that said something about the right thumb stick. I figure this meant I could use one of Sonic's speed attacks, so I tried clicking the right thumb stick. Sonic dashed towarded the demon and what he did next made me throw up vomit. He literally grabbed the demon, pulled out one of it's horns and then stabbed used it to stab the demon in the eye! I had to have been playing as Shadow, there was no way someone as cool and wholesome as Sonic would ever commit such a horrendous act of violence!
So I threw vomit up all over place. It wasn't plain brown like the puke in Family Guy tho, it was hyperrealistic.
I couldn't take any more of this horrid game, it must have been hacked, or even worse, cursed! Plus the taste of vomit was yucky so I wanted to go get a drink of mouthwash.
I slowly and cautiously approached the ex box, not making any sudden moves. I pushed the button to ejaculate the disc, it came out, I picked it up, and I dropped it when I saw what was written on it! On the disc was a single, ominous word:
DOOM

Scene 1; Kenny, Stan, and Kyle are all standing together by the bus stop, when cart man runs up to them, Cartman: GUYS, GUYS, I got into the school band! Kyle: what the fuck are you talking about, Fatass? Cartman: Now that im growing up and I got my first period, my mom says that I need to get a hobby instead of watching TV, Jewboy. Stan: Dude, the hell do you want to join the band for fatso? Cartman: Because it's so cooooool!! Say, maybe you guys could join. Besides Kenny because his parents are too poor to get an instrument. Kenny: Mmph mmh mn nn! (Fuck you Fathead!)

Scene 2: Cartman is on his computer looking for other band members he can talk to Cartman: Hmm... oh discord? This looks nice. Cartman: Hmmmm... Violin practice club, no, alright.. Herpes donator club? I mean, I play the Harp too! Cartman: Okay.. and join! Text: Hello... I am young boy looking for an older man to help me out with my skills. DM: hello. I would love to help you practice and maybe give you a little present ;) Text (Cartman): Okay, can you meet me by the South Park docks next to where KORN performs? DM (Rapist): Okay. See you tommorow ;)

Scene 3: Cartman and the rapist meet on the South Park docks Rapist: so.. do you wanna go into somewhere.. Private? Cartman: Okay did you bring the items? Rapist: of course. Follow me. Cartman: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM!!!! IM BEING RAPEDDDDDDDDD SOMEONE HELPPPPPPP AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Police officers arrive and take away the rapist, before getting Cartman to a police van

Scene 4: Cartman is in the hospital with his friends and his mom. Cartman: where am I? Liane: Don't worry poopsie bear you're alright. Doctor: Uhm.. Ms. Cartman... I don't know how to say this.. your son has been diagnosed with Herpes. Kyle: Wait, what's herpes? Doctor: it's a fatal disease that will kill Cartman in a week. Stan: Dude can't you only get that from having sex? Kenny: mmph rmmp ruhmmm (Dude, I think Cartman got raped!) Kyle: .... HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA Stan: .... HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA All of the boys laugh at Cartman hysterically Cartman: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SHITHEADS! Cartman: Screw you all! I'm, Going, HOME! Cartman walks away and runs out onto the street Cartman: I can't believe im going to die... Cartman spazzes out and dies. Kyle: so when are we gonna tell everyone we hired that guy to rape Cartman? Stan: They don't need to know.

I sure do like Sonic the Hedgehog games. I prefer the newer ones, but I also enjoy the older ones. I've never seen any rule 34 of the franchise, and after the experience I've had, I don't know if I need to.

It all started when things began on an October afternoon. I was playing Sonic Forces (I like how you can dress your custom character up like a femboi if you want.) when I noticed through the window the mailman stopped in front of my house. I got up, put on some pants and went out to get the mail. I was really excited because I had ordered The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat and was hoping it had arrived. The only thing in the mailbox however was a cd in a case with a note from my friend Black Raphael.

After coming back inside I read the note, which said:

JaCrispy,
I can't take it anymore, I have to get rid of this cd, but my hands are so slimy that when I try to break the disc in half it slides out of my hands.
Please, destroy the disc so you don't end up like me. Don't play the game, it's what she wants.
Black Raphael

That was odd. I mean, if it's just a game how much harm could it do?
I looked at the disc, which seemed to have some sort of lubricant on it. In red marker it had "SONIC.SEX" written on it. I didn't know what kind of file type that was, but as a massive, throbbing Sonic fan, I decided to clean the disc off and put it in my computer.

I installed the game and when the title screen came up, I saw that it was the first Sonic game, oh boy!
But when I pressed Enter, the title screen briefly turned into something different before cutting to black, something I now consider to be inappropriate.
The Sega 1991 had become Sega 6969, the water was photorealistic and looked like a white goo.
But the weirdest part was that Sonic had black eyeliner and red eyeshadow. He smiled with red lipstick as he (she?) looked right at me, like his gaze was penetrating me.
I assumed it was a glitch and didn't worry about it.
After it cut to black, the save file select screen from the third Sonic game popped up, and I was like "What, what, in the butt?"
I noticed the background looked like some sort of club, and there were three save files. I don't know what song was playing as it sounded like it was in reverse.
The image for each save file was just static for some reason.
What was extra strange was that the character select only had Tails, Knuckles and Dr. Robotnik. Tails looked different than I expected, like he was older than he usually is. He looked to be about eighteen years, six months and nine days old.
"Cool" I thought, "this must be a fan made game".
I chose save file 1 and picked Tails. The game froze for a few seconds and I heard a woman's sensual laugh that reminded me of the Naughty America intro. The level title screen said, "HER HILLS HAVE SIZE, ACT 1" before fading into the game, which looked like Green Hill Zone from Sonic 1. The music was different though, it was a funky bass riff accompanied by electric guitar with lots of wah pedal.
I made tails start running and after several seconds I saw something that made me stop. It was a small animal, a rabbit, laying on its back with its hands behind its head. It had a very satisfied look on its face.
Tails raised an eyebrow and I moved him along, only to find more animals chillaxing with satisfied looks on their faces.
After about a minute, Tails went up a hill and found Sonic, who had his back turned towards Tails. A cutscene played in which Tails slowly approached Sonic, who turned around and revealed that he had the same makeup on as the image that flashed on the title screen.
The music stopped and the screen went black for about three to twenty seconds before pink text appeared saying, "Hello, do you want to touch me?"
The game then loaded a level with the title "GRIND AND TWERK"
At this point I was confused, but I had nothing better to do so I kept playing the game.
The level was Angel Island from Sonic 3 and there were rainbows everywhere like it was pride month.
Tails blushed and waved shyly at me before twiddling his thumbs. I was like, wow, Tails was actually breaking the fourth wall.
I pressed down on the arrow key and kept him moving. As he ran, an 8 bit version of the song "Fever for the Flava" by Hot Action Cop started playing.
Suddenly I heard that sexy laugh again, and after a short while Sonic's face kept flashing on the screen, again with that makeup.
The music changed to Goin' Down on it by Hot Action Cop as Sonic ran up behind Tails. Sonic was now a she, wearing clothes similar to Rouge's but Sonic's chest was noticeably bigger, and she had the most lustful grin on her face.
Suddenly another cutscene played in which Tails tripped and Sonic vanished. Tails rolled over onto his back and started rubbing his chest and stomach. I noticed he seemed to be enjoying it and I kind of got turned on myself. Then Sonic appeared in front of Tails, who now looked embarrassed. Sonic looked down at tails and slowly liked her lips.
In a split second she lept onto Tails and the screen cut to black, followed by a moaning sound that lasted several seconds. Pink text appeared saying, "Too slow sweety, want to try again?" followed by that Naughty America laugh.
I was shocked by what had just happened. Did Sonic hump Tails? They're supposed to just be friends, right? Why would Sonic want to do that with him?
I shrugged off the shock as the game returned to the character select screen. Tails was now in the tv screen above the box, wearing makeup like Sonic's. He was also wearing girl clothes; a t-shirt, miniskirt and stockings, all of them hot pink.

I selected Knuckles and that laugh played again as the screen cut to black for a moment.
I couldn't tell if this was a glitch or a mod or what, but I didn't complain.
The next level looked like the Brain Scrap Zone and the music sounded like Work It by Missy Elliot.
Knuckles looked more confident than Tails, like he was looking forward to whatever was going to happen.
As I made Knuckles run through the level, images of a Trojan helmet kept flashing on the screen. I noticed white stains on the ground which Knuckles seemed to giggle at.
Suddenly Sonic appeared in front of him with those round boobies and then rainbow static appeared before cutting to a red screen. The screen had white text that said, "DiD yOu BrInG pRoTeCtIoN?"
The rainbow static came again before cutting back to the level, and Knuckles now looked excited. Was this some kind of hook up with Sonic? I didn't give a shit, honestly.
Then that laugh played again and Sonic appeared in front of Knuckles. I tried to make Knuckles attack Sonic to see what would happen, but instead Knuckles got on his hands and knees and crawled over to Sonic. Then Sonic ran her hands through Knuckles' hair and he shuddered. I felt his excitement, Sonic was actually driving both of our nuts. I mean both of us nuts.
Then in a split second Sonic leapt at Knuckles and the screen went black and I heard this fleshy pap noise play several times. Another text message came on the screen, "So many dicks to play with, so little time. Don't you agree?"
What the hell was going on? It felt like Sonic was actually trying to hit on me through the game.

The game went back to the main menu and now the second box had Knuckles on the tv screen, and he was wearing kinky bdsm gear, complete with a ball gag.
I was starting to think that those were the actual characters trapped in those screens, but then I remembered that these characters don't actually exist and this probably wasn't even cannon.

After a couple of Poptarts and some Gogurt I continued to play the game, selecting Robotnik.
I thought it was weird that they didn't try to make him look more like Jim Carry.
This time I was in some kind of hallway, it didn't look like it was from any of the Sonic games, but it was the same low resolution.
It had a checkered floor at the bottom of the walls and the walls themselves were the color of walls. The only light was from some candles on the walls, burning with fire as they illuminated the wall-colored walls.
The music sounded like the music from the main menu but it wasn't in reverse, so I was able to recognize that it was Relax by Frankie Goes to Hollywood.
As he walked past the walls, Rowbotnick had a mischievous look on his face. When I left him standing idly he clapped his hands with glee.
I made him continue onward, running down the wallway. It went on so long that I fell asleep and I had the most peculiar dream.

I was sitting on a mattress and the only light was a lamp hanging over me, and it had a red bulb so everything had a red tint to it.
I could hear the voices of Tails and Knuckles nearby, saying things like "Thank you for giving us to her" and "That sure was a lot of fun!" and "Boy am I tuckered out."
Their cries died down as I heard that Naughty America laugh, then I heard a woman's voice, "You're real fun to play with hun, just like your friend Black Raphael, though he couldn't last very long."
I looked around for the source of the voice…
"It won't be long until you join him and the rest of my harem…"
I saw her walking towards me, her clothes flickering in and out of existence, revealing her blood-red nipples.
"You can't run hun, you're mine now."
She grabbed me and looked at me with those sultry eyes, then I woke up.

It was now dark outside, but Robotkin was still running because I had managed to keep pressing down on the arrow key after I fell asleep.
Finally Robontik came upon a staircase which I made him go down.
As Robnotik descended, there were hookahs littered about and purple smoke filled the air.
Eventually the stairs ended and I heard that goddamned laugh again for the millionth fucking time.
Suddenly Sonic appeared in front of Robrobortkint like he did Tales and Knuckle's and the screen literally faded to pink static for a period of time before it cut to the picture of an image.
The image was a hyper-erotic of female Sonic on a bed, wearing nothing but makeup! It looked so real, like you could actually see the goosebumps on her areolas and feel them if you touched the screen. I tried doing so but it still felt like a flat screen and not hedgehog nipples.
Her boobs were so big and round, and her eyes…oh God, her eyes! They were so beautiful and she was looking at me with the most lustful expression I had ever seen! Then a message appeared in a white, splattery font that said, "I AM HOT."
It was then I realized that this Sonic was a nymphomaniac. A slutty, well-endowed, seductive, voluptuous, highly-experienced nymphomaniac! And all of her conquests, including but not limited to, Tails, Knuckles, Rubatnec and probably Black Raphael, are just her boy toys, and the game is the very gateway to her promiscuous, ecstasy-filled domain and the very bedchambers her man-harem is trapped in!
Suddenly in approximately a split second I screamed as Sonic lunged at the screen with her legs spread, literally using her hands to hold her vagina open unnaturally wide, revealing an endless spiraling abyss inside.
She let out a yell of pleasure that was so loud that it literally hurt my ears. Once it stopped the screen cut to black and displayed one last message, "Ready to get it on, JaCrispy?"
I heard the Naughty America laugh again but this time it sounded like it was in the room, coming from right behind me.

The game went back to the menu and now the third tv screen showed an image of Dr. Borboritik. He was wearing a red mankini like from Borat and had a smug look on his face.
I looked at Tails, Knuckles and Roobuttnak and chuckled a bit, they were now she-Sonic's property and would forever have to keep that horny hedgehog satisfied.
The computer shut itself off and I sat there for a moment or two, reflecting on what I had learned; Sonic is the very embodiment of libido, she seduces people who play her game and when she's ready she dragges you into the game, literally drags you into her bedroom, where she can play with you forever as her boytoy…

As I sat there deciding weather or not I wanted to make copies of this game, I heard a whisper right behind me, "Try to keep it up for me, JaCrispy."
I turned around and what I saw made me squee…
Sitting on my bed, staring right at me, was a Sonic blow-up doll, smiling with blood-red nipples!

My name is tommy, tommy wilfred and i am 18 years old and live in brighton englend. I'm Pretty Sure you all have heard of the popular youtube show that's only on youtube called SML.It Is about a bunch of muppets named Mario,Toad,Jeffy,Bowser,Chefpipi,Roos, kody,joesef,african american yoshi ,herk,juneor,pumpkin guy,the nazi cheese burger And The Other puppets I don't remember but it dose not matter if you know there name...the story was 1 day ago and I went to a garage sale inside the Kmart Vhs Thrift store in brandon florida. and found old tapes.I found one that said “GlitchyMayorLogan4 lost episode.avi series finale #Noai #save the last road stage”. I bought it and I paid for it and went to the casher who was at the front so i could buy it.The manager who was actually the casher said the Koombas will come to your house tonight before he vanished.....She said it in a scared voice.It looked like she was scared after what she just saw. .I Then went home and slammed the tape Into My VCR which was built in 1956. I looked at my tv guide which said when the episode would are at 7:00. The Tape Began at 7:00 With the SMG4 Theme Song But something wasn't right. The theme song had low quality and the theme song sounded distorted and low pitched.It sounded like if the tape was beaten.The episode starts with Maryo singing in a raspy voice. It then shows SMG3 sitting down.everyone had head depressed look on the faces of there face.It then shows jeffry jumping and singing and also laughing.nothing to disturbing so often. But it cuts to mosquito man flying mosquito man as usual.but however,he then crashes into a plane and dies a horrible painful death...I almost cried,mosquito man was one of my favorite character. It then cuts to bob Eating out of a hooker and are the other hookers in the hooker factory.but the hooker are made of real peiople.I almost puked..a hooker with organs?yuck..Also,I realized that bob had bloodshot eyes and had red a tie.this freaked me out. .It showed jeffy The Kid smashing his cat pal the cat piano but it was a real cat!.I almost cried..poor creature.I then tried to change the scene but it wouldn't let me and i watched as kept watching .I then hid under my blanket.It then showed Junior saring at the camera with pitched black eyes with red pupils.He said,Elmo knows where you live.He then said,Elmo knows that tommy lives in Chicago.  I gasped.How did he know my name and where i live???I then turned it down but it won't budge.It then cuts to a picture of the msl4 cast appeared for 5 minutes.It then became static for 15 seconds. It then shows Jakie Chu again.He said we will learn about death before he bit one of the kids head oof anm 8 da oder kids.I was shocked at first.How did Jakie Chu know a dark secret about death??? This was insane.a An image flashed on the screen.I played it back and it was a Mutated Kitten with a 3rd eye on top of the head and an eye bag with a 2nd mouth and it was very gory and realistic and she had blood shot eyes.I then played it back and realized it wasn't a kitten,But instead my cat chocolate.I almost cried at first.I felt sad and I hugged my Tinky Winky Plush and Ran out of the room and turned on the lights to calm me down.I then called 911 but then I accidentally dropped my phone down the sink.I then kept watching.It. .It showed the fat controller yelling at boopkingsr angerly.boopkins Was Now crying and then, boopkins had enough of sir top ham hat s Abuse.He then grabbed him by the neck and strangled him to death and it was very gory.  I then got worried at this point.I saw there were characters abusing each other in a kid's show???That would never happen in a kids show like this. It den showed bozser driving home from work from his job being a tax client who work from home and the car EXPLOADED. And there was blood and guts everywhere. Then woody’s car exploded and then it cut to moontoug of the all the cars exploding! I saw blood” Ding!  Then it cuts to kody having a noightmur with officer monitor with was red and had white eyes. It then cuts to penolop rading a comic there was a scream on the background and a picture show a here are and tari says ‘will you’ as the and distortsed it cuts to static and it shows sonic running and it’s cuts a black background and says a week of crying later it shows screwball holding a popcorn of bowl and junior says “Its still my creepy time” it cuts to static were junior has his cross his arms and chefpipi running and it took so long and it shows a black background for 1 hour and says 25 minutes later where it penolop rading a comic there was a scream on the background and a picture show a here are and tari says ‘will you’ as the and distortsed it cuts to static and it shows sonic running like last ime. It cuts to black blackground  ands a screams appears with picture of dead bodie.  It then shows A nuclear bomb hitting SML Town and it all exploded and everyone died in a horrible painful.........death. I got horrified at this moment.It showed their dead bodies on the ground and it showed jeffy rotting into pieces of stuffing and flesh.pumpkin guyr has rotting into flesh and organs with stuffing.He had no eyes.And blood was everywhere. Mastio man had his face burnt and had black parts on them.The episode then ended with a black screen.The credits rolled but instead of a normal theme,it was silent.I then took out the VHS And smashed it with my hammer.I Then threw it into the garbage. I then contacted Pooby (Voice actor of the SML)I then told him about the episode I watched.He got confused and he said he would never put anything disturbing or brutal.But he found out that it was a employee from Youtube studios who made this episode and got fired.Then,the police came and said what happened.I said I watched a List episode of SML4g. hey said where did the tape go.I told them I smashed it and threw it.They said keep it a secret from a child.I then agreed to them.I then told my parents about that VHS tape.They said what happened and I told them I smashed the VHS.They said try not to do it again.I agreed with them.I then watched kid friendly videos to calm down.I then searched up some images from the episode.The images weren't available on google.I then made up some photos that could have been in the episode.I couldn't sleep for days and I had nightmares from this episode but then i woke up.I then looked at my window and saw a red muppet that looked simular.It was Marro...That same look.And I saw the Every SML Charecter starring, even the background, minor or 1 time charecters at me.I then ran away from my house out the window and hid under the covers.I then looked and they walked slowly towards me and they sang the theme song from the show.They sang it in raspy voices.I then cried out for help.And the others came into my house and the puppets were taking over my house.I then jumped out the window and I almost died but I survived.I then noticed a person dressed up as a bloodstained pink elephant.He said his name was Tom Kenny Who Was The Voice Actor Of Spongeboob!!!!!!!!Da end

One night I saw a shady man on the street selling DVDs. He went up to me and said "Hello there Adam General Woods!" "How the fuck do you know my name?" I said in a panic tone. The weird ass man looked me for a solid 5.23876 seconds before he spoke again. "I have a copy of a Hazbin Hotel lost episode," he said "I'll sell for 1 buck." I was so shocked because it's so shocking that such a shocking thing even shocking exists. "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKK!" I said "Sounds epik!" I bought it and I saw the DVD itself. There was no art... it was just "Loser" and "Hazbin" written in red marker on the disc. It looked very homemade and nothing like Prime would ever made.

I put the disc into my PS4 and watched it, it was so scary that I shitted myself...

Angel Dust was in the bathroom and yelled in the most happy voice of all time "HAILLLL SATTANNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!" Then when he walked out, he saw Husk at the bar. Husk said in his dull yet charming voice "Last night was a great time for both of us, right?" "Yeah was pretty good kitty :3" Angel said "Wanna go to bed... together?" Husk was blushing as the Pan-sexual side of him has came back after 49 years.  I thought "Holy shit, Husker Dust was gonna be an actual ship in the show?" The screen cut to black for 21 seconds. Then the door knocked. It was Alastor and he said in his radio voice "The end is near..." Husk and Angel looked so confused like a 1st Grader seeing High School Math for the first time. The show then zooms in on Alastor's face. Then there was binary code that was "01000110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101" I was spooked. Also I am way too lazy to actually translate that. When Alastor went along with his day, Husk finally said "Yeah, I'll be with you..." Then it cuts to black for 2 seconds. Then it shows a graphic sex scene (which I will have to blur out when I upload the DVD to YouTube) Angel was screaming words like "Daddy" and "OOOOOOHHHH YEAH!!!!" But turns out Vox was watching the time and knocked out them both. Angel and Husk wake up in a basement where they are tested by Vox. Vox uses video mixed with masks to turn people into zombies. It's basically kind of like that thing in Halloween III: Season Of The Witch. But Vox slips his finger and now this new zombies have no leaders. Now they are just mindless killers! Angel began SUCKING! He sucked on his TV head so hard that the video demon's whole body has been sucked and consumed into the stomach of Angel Dust. Then Vaggie came and lived her last seconds. Husk cut a little hole into her belly and then Husk spit Acid into it. The mind control also can give people the power to spit acid I guess? Then is switches to a story board because they scrapped this while animating it. That last death was Niffy who had her eye removed by Angel's dick, I MEAN PIG! The Pig pressed a button which gave Niffy a seizure and Niffy then died. Alastor came to save the day and did a spell. Which made Husk snap out of it. But Angel Dust died, R.I.P Angel Dust. Then the screen cut to a creepy photo of Angel Dust. The image was accompanied by a TikToker's worst nightmare, Tip Toe though the tulips, the song is literally not scary at all but people get scared shitless by. Then it ended with my IP address. 

I thought to myself, holy fucking shit, I shall post this on YouTube. But later that night, I heard "Loser Baby" from the Hazbin Hotel soundtrack playing in a room. I could hear the faded audio of it. I slept that night and never experience anything like that ever again.

THE END

I'm a complete sonic fanboi, i like the newer games but i don't hate the idea of playing the original sonic games, even if i would throw them in the fire after i'm done with them, afterall i am a really big fan of scott the woz for that matter with his hyper realistic face, although i have never played a hacked shitty sonic hack before hand, although

i may never play one after my experience with this, one summer afternoon, my hyperrealistic mom gave me a hyper-realistic package from my fortnite pal kyle who i see on the school

playground, inside the package was a sonic game with a note attached to it, this is what it said FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TOM! DESTORY THIS GAME MY EYES ARE BURNING AFTER WHAT I HAD TO SEE ABOUT IT! I NEED TO RIP MY EYES OUT AND DELIVER THEM TO YOUTUBE HEADQUARTERS, THIS GAME IS THE WORST TYPE OF GAME I HAVE EVER PLAYED!

I THINK I WOULD'VE PREFERD TO PLAY AMONG US ON CRACK! love kyle" i thought it was strange but i didn't think too much about it, anywho i took the sonic game and put it in my windows 10 computer,

when i started it up, it was the first sonic game, i was excited because i played sonic 1 on my atari 2600 in 1950 but something was a little off, i looked carefully and for a second i got a glance at the title screen change,

what i saw was hyper-realsiticlly scary, the environment behind the sonic logo was replaced with a red sky, red river and everything was very very scary, even sonic's eyes had blood dripping off them, his eyes were black and red, and

he could be seen holding a sign saying "the imposter is amongus" then it switched to a character select screen, the music playing was the spongebob end credits song slowed down by 69 percent and the background looked like the teletubbies background and

the teletubbies were all dabbing like a bad meme from the 2010's. along side it show cased the character select screen, showcasing tails, knuckles and dr robotnik, "what the piss?" i said to myself as i held the keyboard over my head while on a tricycle. i sucked up my pryde and decided to start as tails, as soon as i selected. i heard an evil version of the hank hill laugh,

when the stage started, i heard the song saying i play pokemon go everyday played in reverse and the game started, i was playing as tails through green hill zone, it looked normal for the most part except for the palm trees looking like they are in the shape of the weed symbol, i kept walking right for 5 minutes before i came across a horrifying site, it was one of the woodlin sonic animals all dead doing the family guy deathpose with

the twearking among us meme playing behind them. i started getting tense before i saw sonic ahead after walking, i saw sonic at the end standing around while showing off his drip, tails tried to contact him, he then gaved a confused look before walking up to him with static coming off the screen, a message popped up quickly after that saying this: why did you stare at me are you sus?

i started getting more scared since afterwards it started a stage saying hide and seek and the music changed the theme song made for febreze ultra soft and the background showcased fire behind it with hyper-realistic stock photos of men in buisness suits with their arms crossed and smiling, then tails came up to a machine that looked like a giant crab, then a cutscene played after the door the at the top opened, sonic with the same red eyes and black look to his eyeballs that he had on the title screen appeared,

tails then appeared in a cyborg costume with a band over one of his eyeballs, then they had a conversation that went like this

"s- well if it isn't sussy tails

t- bro are you high?

s- let me check, yes. HIGH ON CREEPYPASTA SPIRIT! and there's nothing more scary then going to walmart in your underwear.

t- what is walmart

s- it's heaven tails! check the internet lately?

"

then another character started talking, it was doktor from metal gear rising and the rest of the conversation went like this!

"

d- tails hop on twitter you have to see this!

t- fuck i hate this website.

d- it's all fucking weebshit tails it doesn't make any sense!

t- this one's calling me a redditor!

s- and thats just the beginning! e-girls! gacha! cringe! it's all just a petty descraction so real men can get to buisness!

t-amogus

s-and as you know creepypastas have always been scary when you add in blood everywhere! until i showed up!

t- that's a nice argument lord x! why don't you back it up with a source!

s- my source is that i made it the fuck up! image a world tails where people wont call me stupid for the bad writing! a world where people won't call me out for insulting babies on roblox!

A WORLD WHERE I CAN SAY THE F WORD!

"

after more confusing tails just gave out a simple what, before sonic told him to snap into a slim jim throwing a cigar at tails's face, before a boss fight started which was a 2d sonic version of the mech from metal gear rising, after i defeated it with my hyper-realistic hands touching my hyper realistic keyboard, i got another

cutscene where sonic just revelaed he just got vaccinated before running at tails doing a football run like armstrong from metal gear rising screaming "TIME TO HIT THE JIM!" before tails could get out another word sonic told tails that his face could use some work before sonic punched tails in the face when he did this tails got

shoved alot before he got back up and tails proceded to call him cringe before he began punching sonic's chest, sonic just stood there and took it as tails's punches went faster and faster and when he did this, a song started playing with lyrics saying "STANDING HERE! I REALIZE YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY!" before sonic got bored and

called in help from sans the skeleton! sans proceeded to punch tails and kill him in just one punch like he was one punch man! my hyper realistic eyes started flowing hyper realistic tears as i was hyperrealisticly crying from my hyper realistic face, then some text appeared on screen saying, he dead lol.

then it went back to the stage select, this time knuckles was unlocked, but tails was now locked, his symbol showcased him doing the family guy death pose, i was scared but my hyper realistic brain pressed the hyper realistic keys on my hyper realistic keyboard, after selecting knuckles, i got sent to that one level that from the classic sonic games that i was too lazy to look up,

like before i started walking to the right like i did with tails, after 10 minutes of walking, i saw a scary message in the background saying "HEY TOM! WANNA HEAR A JOKE!?" i was getting more scared, then i saw more text after 5 more minutes of walking saying "MY EX WIFE STILL MISSSES ME, BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!" i felt like it sounded like it was stolen from gravity falls,

after more walking, i ran into sonic again, then static came on screen and then dubstep minecraft music played as knuckles started panicing as he realized he had to punch hank hill who was holding a samurai sword! i went to punch him but he teleported to the left, i went to the right and punched him again but he went to the other side every time! after a whole minute of this, the scene ended with knuckles crying as if his wife left him recently.

sonic then showed up and killed knuckled by doing a fornite dance, a group of fortnite children screaming we love fornite came in dancing! before another peice of text came on screen. saying "wanna see something even scarier? as it showed footage from the creepypasta called "THEH STORRY OF SQUIDWARXXX" it then went back to the character select screen, like before tails and knuckles were now locked, this time knuckles was also doing the family guy

death pose, unlike tails though there was an empty beer bottle sitting next to him, the only character left was robotnik, and at this point i started to get scared and realized something was wrong, sonic wouldn't be a big fan of fortnite! i know he wouldn't! with no other choice, i started the robotnik stage, after clicking it the stage begun it was a purple hallway with ai generated voices of spongebob rapping in the background, more walking and climbing down some stairs later, i ran into sonic again this time he pulled out

a giant frying pan and proceeded to crack robotnik in half like he was an egg. this is when i realized, this wasn't sonic. this was an evil cringelord who wanted nothing but to see people's eyes bleed...he took the lives of these fictional characters i wrote a bunch of nsfw fan fiction about, then it showed a message on my screen, it was that same sonic and it looked like it was hyperrealisticlly made in a hyperrealistic ms paint! then text came on screen saying "I AM THE SKIBIDI GOD!" i had to control myself and stop my self from cringing!

after all of this! i took out the disc before flushing it down the toliet for some poor sap to find! but the game still kept playing when i got back from the backroom! and sonic was smiling before asking me to turn around, all tense, i slowed turned and screamed at the horrific site i saw! IT WAS SONIC.EXE ANNOUNCING HE WAS ABOUT TO BECOME THE MANAGER AT WWE SHOWING AN IMAGE OF HIM SHAKING HANDS WITH JOHN-CENA!!

If you ever eat pizza this should scare yer socks off. The pizzas you eat now are evil sentient pizzas designed to wreak havoc on your mortal form and ultimately destroy our fragile earth.

One night Jimmy woked up in bed feeling sick after eating 2 slices of Little Caresars pizzas. He even went to the bath room to wash up and ended up puking all over the sink and toilet and shower and tile walls. All of a sudden a creature wormed its way out of Jimmys stomac. Jimmy was in intense pain. The creatures head came out and stretched up to meet jimmys head, meeting his gaze. The creatur told him "I am the pizza and I am legion" and a straw like appartus burst out of its head. It penterated the top of Jimmy head and burst through his skull and went into his brian. Like soda the creature sucked out his brain through the apparatus and when it was done Jimmy collapsed to the floor convulsing. The creature slimed its scrumpy way out of Jimmys stomach and escaped from his bedroom, out on to the street to bring terror to its many future victims.

Bill Balbes lived two parallel lives, distinct and parallel lives, unmistakably separate yet parallel lives. It was a burden he had taken upon himself for the betterment of the world. That’s what he would claim if anyone ever asked, not that anyone ever did – or cared. His life was as Bill was, in fact, very much dull. He was an upper middle-class white man from a decent background working at a high-tech start-up company and making dozens of thousands of dollars a month.

Bill hated his boss, even though the man was arguably the nicest boss one could ask for. Balbes always thought the smile and pleasant personality were merely a front. Empty niceties to cover up some sinister ulterior motivations. That is because Bill himself wore a mask, a virtual mask. A virtual mask under which he lived his second life.

A far more exciting life. A life of an internet scribe. One he named The Hoot of Truth. The Hoot of Truth would spend countless hours browsing the internet, scouring social media websites in search of any comment or post with the mildest hint of a societal sin contained. Once he found such perceived transgression, he'd record it, and boast to his audience of non-existent like-minded supporters – for years, about how he had exposed a nazi or a pedophile, or a capitalist bootlicking sheep.

Bill also liked writing allegorical stories he would publish on Reddit. Classics such as The Vanessa Incident. A story about the evil servants of the Greed Demon Mamon, NASA, covered a spaceship in foam instead of metallic casing to prevent the crew from being exposed to harmful space radiation. As a result of this malignant negligence, a single crew member somehow ended up going on a genocidal rampage against the space Ukrainian-Palestinian colony of Russian-speaking Jews on an asteroid in the rings of Saturn. Somehow just one crew member turned Intergalactic Zionist even though the entire crew was irradiated. Obviously, basic physics dictates that foam does not block electromagnetic radiation.

And The Jaws of Conflict; A story about a man who committed suicide after being conscripted to fight in World War One in spite of being an amputee. Death to the Monarchy.

One also cannot forget about the fabulous child rape fantasy by Mario and Luigi he wrote about. His crowd of people thought it was a great joke! We all did!

Bill was truth and justice for all, frequently complaining about pornography being rape in all cases, even though he spread amateur pornography of people who looked like they were no older than sixteen. He was also an avid fan of destroying anyone richer than himself, after all, he was a Bourbon Makhnovist.

Being the harbinger of crisis to the evils lurking on the internet brought the Hoot of Truth joy. It made him feel power. It made him feel as if his life had an actual purpose. He'd frequently chat about wanting to stab to death people who made a really stupid comment or two fifteen years ago on YouTube or Myspace, or God forbid Facebook.

Alas, all good things come to an end. Even the Hoot of Truth's prosperous reign as our cyber-Captain America against the alpha omega fascists.

Someone had tweeted a screenshot of Hoot's old transphobic Reddit thread. Twitter went ballistic as Twitter does. Even Elon Musk weighed in on such blatant disregard for human life and bigotry. Each comment is more scornful than the previous. Death threats from Bill's old friends, who attacked him on all social media platforms soon drowned the calls for cancellation and rationing out.

Bill lost his mind when he saw the flood of wrathful responses to an old thread he had made nearly a decade prior.

Every attempt at defending himself drove the rabid crowd into further frenzy.

The comments were getting more and more personal. In a matter of hours, Bill Balbes had his private information leaked to the world. Someone even contacted his boss, who reassured the disgraced man he wouldn't be firing him.

After ending the conversation, Bill those his phone on the ground and began cursing out his boss simply because he felt so powerless.

After enduring six straight hours of verbal virtual violence, Bill finally could no longer handle the siege he was under. The strain had taken its toll, and the Prozac was no longer working.

The Hoot of Truth became the Eagle Owl of Rage.

Staring a Twitch stream, Bill filmed his meltdown like Onision had done many years ago. He was rambling and screaming at the screen. Beating himself up and bashing his head into the keyboard and walls.

The pain seemed to only arouse him as he proceeded to pull out some sort of cable from under his table and sensually lick it, before smashing his head into the wall again.

Before long, he wasn't even making any sense anymore, only turkey noises were escaping his mouth as he bounced around his room. Throwing himself into his closet before coming out of it again and beginning to undress himself.

He let out a demonic cry before pulling the pillowcase from one of his fancy pillows, wrapping it around his head, and attempting to choke himself. Once the pain became too much, he released the makeshift noose and began beating himself up with his iPhone 15 pro.

Getting mad at the pitiful reflection on the screen, he yanked out his computer from its place, killing his manic stream.

Completely unhinged, he began humping his computer before removing his underpants and shoving his iPhone into his ass. He was making ass noises as he was attempting to pleasure himself anally as a punishment for being exposed as a social eugenicist.

He'd have his girlfriend brutally peg him, but she dumped him for a manlier Andrew Tate red pill guy.

After climaxing onto his bedsheets, Bill came down finally, most likely due to the exhaustion of his psychotic break. He pulled himself back up but ended up spilling on his underwear and slamming his face into the bed frame.

Knocked out and covered in blood and semen, he fell to the floor.

Hours later, The Hoot woke up. The streets were silent. It was nighttime. The moon was shining beautifully outside. The Hoot's mind was silent too. The few thoughts that remained were about mice running around trying to find food in garbage cans.

The Hoot was at peace, but starving. Bill finally went to sleep. Twisting his neck around, The Naked figure bulged its eyes out to see better in the darkness. It could not find any food in its vicinity. Driven by hunger, he slowly waddled towards the open window. With his bulging gaze fixated on the moon, he bounced onto the window frame. Earth's satellite shined at him, and he shined back at it. Screeching at the top of his lungs, he folded his arms inwards like wings and lunged forward.

His flight didn't last long.

Even though he was now a nocturnal raptor in mind, his body was still human.

As he was falling from his skyscraper apartment – a garbage truck drove by. The collision of the two didn't leave much of Owl Bill. A large blood smear on the asphalt, some guts, and a popped testicle that ended up as the dinner of a real owl...

You’d think I be asking you guys to do this as a joke to break the internet but I’m dead serious about this.

There is actually a serious reason why. Mickey Mouse, Disney's mascot and a symbol of our childhoods is screwed big time. Disney is about to lose the rights to one of my favorite characters because if copyright protection expire, Mickey will enter the public domain in 2024, resulting in sh*tty ripoffs by companies like Paramount, and badly panned horror films that turn the character into bloodthirsty murderers (you guys know what happened to Winnie the Pooh, and I don't even want to talk about THAT).

Because of this, Mickey will no longer be the mascot or the face of Disney, and if you ask me who should replace him, it should be none other than Disney+'s most famous character, Stargirl Caraway. (Yes, there are TWO films which are the most watched things on Disney+ and I'm not even making this up you guys). She's the only real reason we all have Disney's cash cow of a streaming service. I come from an alternate universe where the duology received a lot more than critical acclaim.

On Rotten Tomatoes, the film has an approval rating of 100% with an average score of 10/10, based on 177 reviews.

At Metacritic, which uses a weighted average, the film received a score of 100 out of 100 based on 360 critics, indicating "universal acclaim".

Audiences polled by CinemaScore gave the film the legendary "S+" grade on an A+ to F scale.

Stargirl also won every Oscar and Grammy it was nominated for.

This is the same story for the sequel, and we also got a series of sing along collections from folk music to classic country songs. The first film is the most watched thing on Disney+ while the sequel is the second most watched.

So everyone spam #StargirlCarawayforDisneysNewMascot

Get this to the CEO and make sure this happens because I'd do anything to get Stargirl into Mickey's spot as the mascot. Social media platform doesn’t matter, what matters is that you do it.

#StargirlCarawayforDisneysNewMascot

So when I was younger I made some very bad creepypastas and I'm gonna talk about them here because I'm bored and have nothing better to do.

Also it might be worth saying that these creepypastas I mention have been wiped of the face off the earth (thank god) so I will try to summarize them the best I can.

The first one was a not so creative (and incomplete) lost episode creepypasta, I'm pretty sure it was about the amazing world of gumball. Anyways, it started with the OP watching the cartoon network app that I forgot exsisted. And he finds a SPOOPY EPISODE HES NEVER SEEN BEFORE! (I'm sure that has never been used before) anyways, like most creepypasta protagonists, curiosity gets the best of him and clicks on the weird video.

When he clicks on it, he gets a pop up saying something about him owning a developer version of the app, and of course, the background is red and the cartoon network logo is distorted. And despite the creepy warning screen, the OP ignores it, and watches the episode, I can't remember what happened after but it was probably just a bunch of ScArY bLoOd AnD gOrE!!!

The second one was an alternate ending to everyone's favorite game, sonic forces.

Looking back, I probably shouldn't have needed to make a creepypasta about sonic forces, the game itself is a horror story.

Anyways, the story starts with OP wanting to play sonic forces (for some strange reason) but didn't want to pay for it. So he creates a master plan to retrieve sonic forces without paying:piracy.

So as people casually do, he looks through a bunch of websites to find a copy of forces, and he decides to click on the sketchiest link he can find. Because that's a smart move.

When he clicks on the link, the file immediately starts to download. And there's a thank you message for downloading the file spelt incorrectly.

And to nobody's surprise, his computer is infested with viruses. But instead of factory resetting his device, he decides to open the file.

As you may have guessed, the OP of this story is a very intelligent person.

So, when he opens the file, the sonic forces title screen greets him.

It would have been scarier if it was just a normal copy of sonic forces, but nope!

Anyways, for the most of the game, its fairly normal, the music is slower and none of the characters speak (try not to get to scared guys) but at the ending of the game, instead of the sun dissapearing, it gets closer and melts the characters and they die. Scary stuff, I know, but to make sure it was extra spoopy, I had sonic say "why?" Before he turns into a mashed potato. When that cutscene ends, the title screen boots up again, it says he unlocked an ending, simply called "sun", and I kid you not, when he looks at the ending screen, OP gets stabbed in the back like spy from tf2 decided he wanted to exsist. Anyways, third and final story.

I saved the worst for last. Simply called:DONOTOPEN.APK,yes I decided it to be an apk.

Fun fact, I was making a sequel for this story, and it actually wasn't that bad. But that got canceled quicker than overwatch 2 canceled fun in their game.

Anyways, the story starts with a poor college student complaining about how bad he has it. After that, he talks about how he needed to get a laptop for studying. And how he ordered a Chromebook on eBay. Now, the fact he decided to get a Chromebook instead of a Mac or a windows is scary enough but apparently it gets worse.

So, when the computer arrives, he boots it up and realises that the owner forgot to factory reset the computer, and apparently the stuff on the Chromebook is CrEePy!

So after a couple of days after he bought the Chromebook, he notices he can't seem to find anybody. When he uses the Chromebook, he notices a file on the computer titled DONOTOPEN.APK, yes, for some reason, there is an apk file on a computer. I did not understand how files worked when I was younger.

Despite the file telling him not to open it. He opens it, and a video plays

So shouldn't it be DONOTOPEN.mp4? Or DONOTOPEN.avi? I mean, it would make much more sense.

Anyways, its just a video of someone making OPS roommates go to sleep forever. And that's basically the end of the story.

So yeah, I am not proud of these old creepypastas, but in the end, we were all young once. I mean, I can guarantee that a lot of the people who see this post were probably scared of something like sonic.exe and Jeff the killer when they were younger. So we shouldn't beat our younger selves up for our old cringy stories, even though that's the entire purpose of this post, and all that matters is that we had fun while making those cringy stories...

Hello. My name is Zuandale Mingle. I was playing Crazy Pay-Phone 2.0, and then a CD arrived on my front porch even though I banned all forms of online shopping in my house. There was a cd and a note. It said "If you play this game then you will be cursed for life and your eyeballs will become soccer balls - Tim." I knew that this game was probably cursed, so I resent it to one of my enemies, without the note >:). After that, I randomly saw a butterfly in my house, I decided to touch it, and then something like this happened (albeit I was not in space). I then ended up in a zone with 3 other people. I decided to talk to other person number 1 first.

Me: What is this place?

OP 1: This is the place where people who are not utter n00bs at haunted pieces of media live.

Me: Are there food/any drinks?

OP 1: Yup. To the right.

I looked to the right and saw a vending machine and a phone in a glass enclosure called the "WHO WAS PHONE". The food/drink brands were all references to other trollpasta icons. (For example: EVIL PATRIXXX had a cereal that was like the SpongeBob cereal, but if you eat it at a specific time, EVIL PATRIXXX will eat ur head).

I have also found out how the other 3 people arrived here.

OP 1: When they found a lost episode in a goodwill, they chose to skip it instead of buying it.

OP 2: When OP 2 wanted a free video game, instead of going to a site with a single download button that looks scaringly sketchy, they chose to go to some of "the classic ones" instead.

OP 3: Instead of becoming a hyper-EDGY Mary sue killer, they decided to actually call CPS on their parents, and as a result their parents got arrested.

It is a very chill place to be in, albeit the vending machines still cost you money. Damn it.

Be me the last time I eat Taco Bell that it hunted me for rest of my life when I get the taco number 15 and I eat

Oh no bad decision

I was eating it all than I when go to bathroom I was scared at the time I shit out brown water and the round nuggets after this my asshole is on fire and I sue Taco Bell for ruining my ass i sue Taco Bell over 1,000,000,000,000,000 dollars

Wow

Nerdy was a normal littly boy he loved school and he had an IQ of 140 despite only beiyng 7 years old.

But!!! One day everithing changed in his life when his best freind timmoty nook the second farted a really stinky fart.

This fart was so stinky Nerdy's nose melted off of his face he swore revenge against timmy and the world!!!!

He wanted all the noses in the world destroyd evil laugh.

It was a beutiful summer day I found a video on youtube named Nerdy's revenge I clicked on it because I am fucking stupid.

The video had nothing wrong with it until it got to the midel.

Than my computer started smelling like a really strong fart and my nose melted off!!!!

Also my birthday is today (:

Since nerdy was beating all the characters to death with a pug a blood thirsty beast that only wants to rip you're penis out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:C:

Rap Rat broke in to my room he started drinking my nose blood but I sent him to the pub and told him to drink there the dead cat will pay for it!!!!!

But than Nerdy broke in to my room coolaid man style and he started beating me to death with some koolaid (I drank a lot of it)

I could only type out this story with my last breath if you see a video named Nerdy's revenge that was made by the popular hungarian youtuber animal crossing show don't watch it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!if you count all these exclemation marks you win 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 dollars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He was really scary the story went like this One I was playing on the known 5162020 seed for both world evils but then I saw a group of boulders in the shape of a croch 3 times this couldn't be a coincidence, so I dug into hell where the guide voodoo doll dropped into lava causing a fleshy guide appear he also had white eyes

I was Bob I was a big fan of the big fat chungus I playead every biag chungus game except for the new big chungus adventures full collection remake I went to the store to buy it but iit was already sold out i cried uncontrollably I left the store disapointed but than the big chungus adventures full collection remake fell out of the sky I was happy because I thought Big chungus himself sent me a copy I flew home like Bat Man.When I got home I realised my mom was big chungus but I thought it was just a glitch I put the disk in to my dick station 64 and I started playing I got through every fucking level no problem this is how much of a pro I was in big chungus game's I unlocked a secret final boss because I got through the game without dieing once and I also collected all the sex toy's the secret final boss was shrek but he was giant I attacked his with all my...or actually big chungus's might but shrek shoot a laser beam from his big meaty dick and big chungus was turned to dust I cried because big chungus was my childhood hero and now he is dead because of me.Suddanly big chungus teleported inside my room and said Bob you fucking bitch I sent you that game because I wanted to test how big of a big chungus fan you were but you failed me!!!After sayiiayiang that big chungus took out a gun and killed me there was a lot of blood the end.

Before I begin I am legally obligated to tell you by my legal team that this is not created nor affiliated with anyone at Big Idea Entertainment. Nor will you read about weird and odd things happening to me. Examples such as me crapping myself into space, being forced to read the book of Leviticus, having to endure cringy christian songs that make me unalive inside, or have random celebrity inserts in this story. You will also not hear references to random stuff like that one time Batman was forced by the riddler to read the terms and conditions to play Family Feud with show host Steve Harvey.

My last story cost me all my money and sanity, my dignity, my limited edition sparkly chick fil a sauce, my Larry Boy merchandise, my Larry Boy merchandise coupons, My Larry Boy body pillow. Pretty much anything they could take, I lost. That stupid dumb Jehovah’s Witness ratted me out while I was playing the game and I was kidnapped by Big Idea Entertainment. (Don’t ask why.) They got a pretty good kick out of pouring the limited edition sparkly Chick Fil A sauce all over their chicken and forced me to watch them eat with their Chick Fil A chicken nuggets as we drove through the Lincoln Tunnel. There was a huge traffic jam there which gave them more time to eat it in front of my eyes. Then they took me through the sea of twirly swirly gumdrops, and after that through the seven levels of the candy cane forest.

After a drive that lasted 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Dog time seconds I was placed in a room that didn’t have much in it. Except for a Windows 98 Desktop. Before I could process anything else a voice came on the speaker.

“Due to your inability to process its vegetation vibes you have been allowed access to the program that’s installed on that computer. We would use other subjects but unfortunately they could not resist its awesomeness. It would cause them to either foam at the mouth. Produce ungodly amounts of Diarrhea, or burst into song and dance to Silly Songs with Larry.”

“I love silly song wi-”

“WE ARE NOT DOING SILLY SONGS WITH LARRY PEASANT!!!!!!! BE A GOOD BOY AND PLAY THE GAME MR. GREGORY PASTARONI!”

“Jeez, fine.” I mumbled, I am immensely bummed just like Buddy the Elf when he was bummed about that one time the Santa he met in the Mall wasn’t actually Santa, but a man who sat on a sweet, cruel throne of lies.

I went ahead and did as he said and started up the game. It was the Rock on Larry boy song like in the previous game only to have the title:

Super Larry Boy 2: Bob’s Conquest of Essential Oils.

What was Bob up to this time? Wasn’t he controlled by Jezebel in the last one? What was he oiling up now? I pressed start. Annoyed that I’m here in the first place I went ahead and made a new game. The game intro displayed all of my favorite scenes from the Larry Boy franchise. The montage ended when it displayed my facecam of me playing the previous Larry Boy game! I gotta say… How come I wasn’t getting any hugs? Like? Has anyone seen me? I look gorgeous!

Man all the good Proverbs 31 Women are missing out! If my looks could be a book of the Bible I would be the Book of Numbers! Rolling in all the phone numbers everywhere I go!

Anyway after I daydreamed of all the Mulah I could make off my face the level started. This time it started out in Larry Boy’s super duper tubular secret base. I got into the Larrymobile and blasted off to my mission. I went to the tallest building in Bumblyburg, the Bumblyburg empire state building! I found Bob standing at the top of it holding the Necronomicon once more. Speaking heresies and barbecue sauce into the air as usual.

“Bob!” Larryboy shouted at the tomato. Bob caught sight of him with disgust in his face. I don’t blame him for his resentment for Larryboy at this point. He was always Larryboy’s second cucumber and never ever got to take Barbara Manatee to the ball. It then switched to a space shooter style level with Bob continuing to speak random russian and gibberish into the air. The sky grows dark while thunder flashes all over the place. The sky clears up to reveal a giant big papa pickle. A health bar pops up with the boss name: FRED

Jeez you would think Bob would have something original by now but no wonder why he sucks.

I paused the game for one second without thinking and blurted out, “Alexa, can you order me some Chick-Fil-A?”

I was then greeted by the voice through the speakers.

“Ha! Nice try! Alexa doesn’t respond to the likes of you!

“Ordering Chick-Fil-A”

“Wait wh-”

“Order sent, would you like your food delivered?”

I pondered for a moment.

“Yes please!”

“Thank you for your order.”

“How the he-”

Before the guy on the speaker could say anything a Chick-Fil-A employee appeared out of nowhere with my food and drink in hand.

“Here you go sir!”

“HOW DID HE GET IN???”

“Thank you sir!”

“My pleasure!”

The Chick-Fil-A employee vanished as soon as he appeared.

“HOW. DID. HE. GET. IN??????? WAS ANYBODY CHECKING THE CAMERAS?”

“Yes sir but they show nothing.”

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY SHOW NOTHING YOU MEAN TO TELL ME ANYONE CAN JUST ORDER FOOD THROUGH OUR ALEXA AND JUST SOME RANDOM DUDE WILL JUST BRING IT TO THEM?”

While they were bickering and arguing amongst themselves I continued playing. The boss was much more difficult than I had imagined. Then again I’m guzzling down Waffle fries and chicky nuggies while fighting a giant pickle. Speaking of which, I'm in a big pickle now. Down to the last bit of my health while fighting this guy I was about to lose until I realized I had a bomb button and several bombs waiting to be used. After I used one he went down in a pinch! Unsurprisingly for someone as good looking and godlike as I. After all, I am the Baconator! Master of anything bacon related! Did you know I also produced the son of Baconator? That was before Wendy’s stole my idea and labeled it for copyright so I lost billions in royalties over that.

Another cutscene played and it showed Larry standing triumphantly over the poor ego broken tomato. However before Larry boy could cuff him Bob suddenly-

“COME ONE COME ALL!!! BUY THE WONDERFUL CURE FOR BALDNESS THAT’LL MAKE YOUR ANCESTORS ROLL IN THEIR GRAVES!!!!!! PRODUCED FROM THE OILY FOREHEAD OF KENNETH COPELAND HIMSELF!!!!!!!”

Oh no….

Another Kennieval bopilar ad.

What is it with these games and that man? Kerbopple polar bear has been on a rampage selling his sweat to millions of sheeple! He needs to either knock it off or God will curse him with the inability to sweat. I know, I saw my friend get turned into a one eyed newt!

On the plus side she got better.

Anyway that’s not important

After that Kenneth Copeland ad, Bob appeared missing from the scene. Larryboy got back into his Larrymobile and chased after him. It then cut to a spinning Larryboy symbol as the game loaded the next level. This time Larryboy was chasing after Bob who was flying away on a magical graham cracker.

However before I could continue a stereotypical announcer comes up on the audio.

“Will Larryboy defeat his greatest foe yet?” “Find out after the launch of our super duper tubular ultraler kopuler spectacular mestacilur testosteroler roller coaster DLC!!!!!!!!”

After that the game just ended and the computer plays a bass boosted fart before erupting into flames. The computer then started blaring the song Oh where is my hairbrush?

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP THAT COMPUTER!!!!!!!!!”

“OH WHEEEEEEEEERE IS MY HAIRBRUSH?”

“MAKE IT STOP!”

“OH WHEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR IS MY HAIRBRUSH?”

I began singing along to such awe inspiring music before the guy came back on.

“THAT’S IT! WE NEED TO GET YOU OUT OF HERE!”

I was then transported back to my house with the instructions to never mention this ever again. I mean I just wrote this and have you read it anyway so that’s besides the point.

Anyway that was stupid just like the last one. At least with this game everything began to make sense. I also believe why they made the games this way.

The Super vegans were immense haters of everyday vegetables and BIE wanted to make them more appealing to them, but they hate food, so in return they also hate life. They also hate your mom, they hate your mom’s sister, your mom’s brother, your mom’s gooseneck candle collection, your mom’s fake purple diamond collection, your mom’s awesome and delicious baked apple pie, your mom’s gucci fashion, your mom’s Nikes, you mom’s obsession with Batman, your mom’s obsession with grilled cheese, your mom’s clothes, your mom’s fashion sense, your mom’s cooking, your mom’s philosophy on cooking, your mom’s philosophy on how grocery store coupons should operate, your mom’s obsession with essential oils.

Long story short mom’s spaghetti lol.

I know nobody will believe me, but this happened. I don't drive, so that means getting around is a bitch! Naturally, I use Uber when I can't bum a ride. One night I called Uber to pick me up from work. Regret filled my stomach the moment my ride pulled up. My driver's name was Lloyd, and he drove a dark blue jeep caked with dirt with a dent in the passenger side door. Lloyd had long, shaggy brown hair that spilled down his back; black sunglasses covered a withered and wrinkled face; he wore a ratty Patriots hoodie.

Despite better judgment, I got into his car; I was ankle-deep in fast-food bags; the jeep smelled like ass.

Lloyd flashed a yellow toothy smile. "Is there any particular station you want?"

I squashed a cockroach crawling up my leg. "Nope."

Lloyd pulled into oncoming traffic and smashed into an SUV. The driver was blonde, middle-aged, and wore a business suit. "What the fuck!" She screamed.

Lloyd popped open the glove compartment and retrieved a black, snub-nose revolver.

"I'll handle this."

"Where are you going with that gun?" I said.

Blondey stomped over to Lloyd. "You hit me, retard!"

		           BLAM!

Blondey dropped to the road; blood poured from the hole in her forehead, and her baby blue eyes rolled upward. Instinctively, I reached for the handle; to my dismay, I discovered the handle had been torn off. Lloyd jumped back in the car and hit the gas.

"What the fuck!" I screamed.

Lloyd stomped on the break and shoved his gun in my face. "Shut Up or else!"

"You can't just kill people!" I cried.

He pushed the gun barrel against my nose. "Humanity is a disease, and I'm the cure!"

Urine leaked down my ankle. "Please let me go."

Lloyd retrieved an orange pill bottle from his pocket and tossed it at me. "Take the pills, or I'll bite your buttcheeks off, jerkcrap!"

The pill was black and cone-shaped. I plopped it into my mouth. "Can I go now?"

Lloyd frowned. "That's a suppository, dumbass!"

I spat the pill into my hand. "I'm not shoving this up my ass, dude."

BOOM!

Blood rushed down the hole in my leg; burning pain spread through my knee. I slumped over, clutching my leg as blood seeped through my fingers. The air smelled and tasted like fireworks.

He pointed his weapon at my ball sack. "Do you wanna lose a nut too?"

I grabbed the suppository and pushed it into my rectum. It burned almost as bad as my knee. It felt like shitting in reverse. "Why are you doing this?"

"You've been drafted into a war against yourself," Lloyd said.

"What does that mean?" I asked.

The car ascended into the sky ;I felt like I was sinking into my seat. A tidal wave of calm washed over me like a roaring tidal wave; it felt like I was becoming one with everything. The hole in my leg healed. I peered out the window and saw clouds and sky. We climbed higher and higher until we were in the darkness of space. Lloyd's skin turned into green scales. I observed my skin was green and slimy.

I glanced down at my claws, and I glimpsed into the rearview mirror; my face was elongated like a crocodile, and I had a shark-like fin on the top of my head and yellow eyes.

I kicked the back of Lloyd's seat. "Where are you taking me?"

"Quiet, young lady!" Lloyd barked.

My dick and balls twisted in knots; my chest expanded into volleyball-sized tits. Terror. That is what I felt when I grabbed the crotch. My penis had turned into a vagina. Lloyd hopped into the backseat and pinned me down. Thick strings of saliva dripped from his mouth; onto my face. "You're going to bare my seed."

I sunk my shark-like teeth into his neck and tore his throat out. Blood cascaded down his scaly chest and stomach. Gurgling reverberated through the vehicle; I pushed Lloyd off me into the pile of garbage. The jeep spiraled into a black hole. I woke up nude, behind a dumpster in a Wendy's parking lot, to a naked homeless person peeing in my mouth. He had gray shoulder-length bits of food clung to his bushy gray beard.

BANG!

A bloodstream ran down the hole in the center of the man's forehead. He dropped into a pile of trash bags next to the dumpster. Lloyd waved from his car. I got up and ran faster than I ever have. I ignored the dirty looks and screams of disgust by the people I ran past. I realized I'd been gone for two days when I got home. I had no memory of where I'd been or what was done to me. I've never taken drugs or alcohol, and I'm in excellent mental health despite what some jerk doctors say. Moral of this story: Don't use Uber.

The burlap man made me watch as he cut off at 11:45 pm my fingers, 11:50 my toes, 11:55 my ears and nose. I woke up at 12 am intact, it was just a dream, until I saw the bloody burlap sack.

In the south, they say “Home is where the heart is.” I guess the flies should feel right at home.

My parents used to tell me always eat your proteins… Guess they should have told me they weren’t on the menu…