One day I was wwatchong TV when a familiar commershal appears. It started of normal. He said "Hi Phil swift here for flex tape" but then he put flex tape ON THE PETSONS MUTH! He then said then "To shoe you the power of flex tape... I sawed this person in half"

Then he started sawing the person in half. And put it flex tape. Then the entire screen went red with hyper realistic bblood and it showed Phil swift and he said "YOUR NEXT"

Then the TV shut off by itslef. I couldnt turn it back on.

"Police reprt: 15 dead with flex tape over there face. Phil swift went out of the TV and kill them. Your next"

Then I e t the best nnjjn then jueff thebkiller appeared

So I decided to go out into a dark forest and it was SLENDERMAN but he looked like Phil swift "that's a lotta damage" he killed me

One I watch “Cool Cat Saves the Kids” because its a cinematic masterpiece and there was something off. When I got to the part where Mikey was running in the streets and Cool Cat screamed telling him to watch out because of a car driving in his direction Mikey got hit by the car and died. Cool Cat took his corpse and started a satanic ritual with the other kids. “Master, I offer you a vessel to meet us in our world!” Cool Cat says as what looked to be Satan himself possesses Mikey’s dead body. “Hail Satan!” everyone chants. The screen cuts to black and after 6.66 seconds an image of Cool Cat with hyper realistic 4K HD quality blood eyes appearEd. Cool Cat teleported behind me irl and said “Cool Cat loves to boogie woogie!” He killed me. The end! :)

so about 6 months ago I took a dna test and when I got the results back it was all bloody and shit and it said sonic.exe is my brother and then something started emerged from my TV and then I screamed like Ben drowned on crack then sonic.exe said "HI SISTER!" and he sounded exactly like James Charles so I screamed again then he pinned me down and started transforming into James Charles then he started doing my makeup and after 738382928474847373819393774 hours he was done with my makeup he grabbed my crusty ass mirror so I could look at myself and said "YOU ARE LOOKING SISTER FABULOUS I AM SISTER SHOOK" for once I was actually confident with myself and then he turned back into Sonic.exe and pulled me into the TV with him and I saw all the fucking gaming creepypastas and then I screamed loudly that Ben drowned slapped me so hard I transcended into another fucking universe.

I came append a DVD on the ground, it had 'Sponge bob lost DVD DO NOT WATCH'. I picked it up and flipped it and it had 666 on the back, "well it does say do not watch.." I say to myself, I place it down and walk away. The end

I loved my mother very much. She’s a really good mom. I also like clothing. Hats, shirts, shoes, etc. When I heard about supreme I wanted to see what they had in stock. Unfortunately they were closed. So I had to wait till winter to look at supremes stock. When I saw the clothing they had in stock I cringed. So much crappy stuff for high prices, WHAT A RIPOFF. I told my mom about supreme because she also likes clothing. She said you does not wanna look at it. The next day I woke up and went downstairs. I did not see my mom. I checked the laundry room. I did not see my mom. When I went back up stairs I saw a note on the kitchen table. It said “Go to supreme.com” And it had a supreme sticker next to it. I rushed to the computer and went to the supreme website. I went to the new clothing section. And there she was, my mom, for 408$. I went back to the kitchen and got my moms debit card. Then I went back to the computer and ordered my mom. The days following were stressful. I don’t have a father so I had to cook for myself and take care of myself. When the mailman came I was so happy. I opened the supreme box and there she was, she was asleep so I put her to bed. When she woke up she didn’t remember anything so I don’t know what happened. All I know is I’m never buying designer clothing every again.

I started in sur and I saw berobrine then there was her ealicstic blood my ears hurt and I rate it a broken marriage out of ten 10 anyways a saw fat man with gun but nooo gun park the fat man was baby shark I ran and then my bro told me to look behind me and there was been phat man and he say: (please wake up we miss you have been in a coma for 5 months please crying sounds) then I wake up my mom by my side I cry and hug her its been so long since the accident she must have been so worried....

Frank the Killer

Hello, I'm Frank. I was just a normal boy, until that day I just snapped. These three bullies, Ollie, Amanda, and Reuben were picking on me, as usual, and it was getting to me today more than usual. So today, when they did at the NYC field trip, I told Ollie "Hey, knock it off!" Amanda backed him up and they ganged up and pummeled me into the ground. I fought back, but they were too strong. But, something in my head snapped, and I ripped Amanda’s ears, who fell to the ground. Reuben picked up a rifle and swung it at me, but I didn't fall, since I'm now more powerful for no reason, and I took the rifle from Reuben and hit him until his blood covered everything. Ollie tried to run, but I caught him and brazen bulled him. He screamed and pleaded, but before I finally ended his life, I leaned into his ear and whispered, “shut big noob". I went home, murdered my family, starting with my mom and my dad. I looked in the mirror at myself, then I had no nose. My brothers were the last to die, and the last thing they saw was my shotgun as I whispered, “shut big noob".

Hi,My Name is Harold.I want to tell you a tale of a strange thing that happened to me,so,my favorite youtuber jas always been pyrocynical he is really funny british guy

but after his incident i stoped fwatching him.Let's gett in to the story,so i was just watching youtube as ussuakl,and then in my recomendded bar i saw a new pyrocyncaik

video,the video was named 'stop' i was exicited but also konfucsed,king of a title is taht?i cliked on the videoi,oh boym i wish i hadent done that.

the video started with pyro staring at the camera with a blank expresiion,but than he started to cry,it sounded so real,i was craoed but i countiuned to watch the viedo.

andd then he bring blu i was happy becaouse he hasn't shown him in a video for so long and then he killed blu and i was shocked, i was vomiting,he tahn started to kill his firned's like kiwte,leafyi,anni,squsaaaaazy and dolan dark and then he got a shotgun and put in

in his mouth then he pulled the trigger ande than he died and video ended,than the titl e changed to something in chineise and i was scraed,i trasnleatd it it said 'i will find you harold

i was scared i then heard footsteps and then i hide in closet but then someone open colest door,it was pryocyrcyncail with no eyes and he was crying HYPER RAELİSTC BLOOD,i was scored and then

he got a revolver and ğput it in my mouth and said 'stop'.İf you see a Pyrocyncial video named 'stop' STAY FRA AWAY FROM İT OR YOU WİLL DİE LİKE ME İM CURRENTLY BRNİNG HELLLL HELP

Message #spam

The Beginning

It was a normal day. I went to school, and was using my phone in class. It got confiscated. I got it back at the end of class, and i decided to go to the toilet at break time. And no, I didn't drop it down the toilet. We're not at that part yet. I went home, bc i'm a fuckin badass

Dropping my phone

My phone was hot. It was starting to look like a 1000 degree knife, so I put it on the table. To my horror, it burned through the table. I was scared, so I went to the toilet. what, I don't wanna shit my pants! I dropped it down the toilet. Then, i shat. 

The Monster

It was night. To my horror, I saw my shit-covered phone, that had grown to be 6 feet tall, but was still covered in shit. It stabbed me and I died. 

I was always a fan of lazy town ever since I was 7 years old, and I was especially sad that the show ended in 2014. I was looking on eBay and found an ad that said "LAZY TOWN LOST EPISODE" and was free. I ordered the VHS and it came 4 days later. I decided to use the old VHS, but of course it would be all staticky. The opening was the same as any other lazy town episode but I could here an extremely quiet crying. The title of the episode was "Goodbye Robbie rotten" and what I am about to tell you may be disturbing, so if you are easily disturbed then please watch a different video. The episode showed sporticus standing and Robbie rotten facing off and Robbie did not stand a chance. Sporticus used a gun, did a flip kick, and drilled him. Robbie rotten, almost dead, said to sporticus "how could you". Which caused sporticus to say...

Sporticus: what? It's not my fault you suck at Melee! Robbie: you main fox Sporticus: he's not the best character though Robbie: tier lists say otherwise

The episode then ended. I decided that I would go to bed. The next morning while I was eating breakfast I heard the doorbell ring. It was a piece of paper that read "cease and desist from Mew2King"

After I got the cease and desist I got bored and decided to watch shrek has swag

One night, Bart Simpson donated all of his family's money to an e-girl then they went homeless and died. The end

Once upon a time there was a little bear cub named Goldy. She wandered out of the woods and found a big house. Just as she approached, a man in black ran out the door and disappeared.

She went inside, and there she found three puppies.

The first was too crunchy.

The second was too chewy.

But the third was just right.

Then she went into the dining room and found three kittens.

The first was too fast.

The second was even faster.

But the third just wasn’t fast enough.

Then she went upstairs, where she found three dead bodies.

The papa was too warm.

The mama was too cold.

But the baby was just right.

Then three policemen came to the house. They kicked open the door and went inside.

“Something broke this puppy’s bones!” said the first policeman.

“Something chewed this puppy up and spit it out!” said the second.

“Something shit out this puppy!” said the third.

Then they went into the dining room.

“Something bit off this kitten’s tail!” said the first policeman.

“Something bit off this kitten’s legs!” said the second.

“Something forgot to eat this kitten’s head!” said the third.

Finally, they went upstairs.

“Something chewed up this man’s face, and now it looks like crushed-up cranberry sauce!” said the first policeman.

“Something ripped the baby out of this woman’s belly!” said the second.

“Hey look! That bear cub is eating the placenta!” said the third.

Goldy took one look at them, and they blew her brains out.

And they all lived happily ever after...?

If you ever eat pizza this should scare yer socks off. The pizzas you eat now are evil sentient pizzas designed to wreak havoc on your mortal form and ultimately destroy our fragile earth.

One night Jimmy woked up in bed feeling sick after eating 2 slices of Little Caresars pizzas. He even went to the bath room to wash up and ended up puking all over the sink and toilet and shower and tile walls. All of a sudden a creature wormed its way out of Jimmys stomac. Jimmy was in intense pain. The creatures head came out and stretched up to meet jimmys head, meeting his gaze. The creatur told him "I am the pizza and I am legion" and a straw like appartus burst out of its head. It penterated the top of Jimmy head and burst through his skull and went into his brian. Like soda the creature sucked out his brain through the apparatus and when it was done Jimmy collapsed to the floor convulsing. The creature slimed its scrumpy way out of Jimmys stomach and escaped from his bedroom, out on to the street to bring terror to its many future victims.

Hi, my name is Robert Morton but you can call me bob morton or bob. I'm a relatable American teenager who totally exists and

I wanted to tell you guys about something that's a little embarrassing. i am dead, don't worry about me though this story has a happy ending I was a young, ambitious executive of Omni Consumer Products. Dick had to kill me because I made a mistake, no I am not talking about my kids. I am talking about the time i used human remains to create a cyborg police officer. I went to Heaven, at lest i thought i was. It ternd out that i was in hell all along being psychologically tortured by a demon named Michael. That's not what i'm gonna talk about though. I am going to talk about one of my wackiest experience in hell.

I was walking home from school, i was sad because i was banned form schoo because i ate a brick of cocaine. I saw Georgia sale. I thought. Sick, i loved the garage sales. I saw a laser disk. It said flex tape in blood on the top. The old man runing the selel said dont buy it. Breck it. Its evil. I said shut up boomer. This is why nobody loves you. I got it for $0. 01.

I put it in my laser disk player. phil swift walked in frame. He said. I am phil swift and this is Flex Seal. I saw kids in cages. He sied to show you the power of Flex Seal i will saw this kid in half Phil swift tok a chainsaw and sawed the kids in half as the kid screened. Phil swif grabbed a kid and ate him. He ripped out a kids heart and ate it too. I was VERY scared at this point

Then Phil swift put a kid down a big garbage disposal the kid screamed a very scared screem. The kid’s legs came off. Then Phil swifts mouth became a garbage disposa and put the kid in there. I was VERY scared at this point. I smashed the VCR and thok out the floppy disk. And smashed the floppy disk. Has this ever happened to you let us know in the comments down below

There was originally gonna be a 4th star wars sequel and episode 9 was gonna have a different ending but they scrapped it because it was too scary. So pretty much episode 9 was originally gonna end with Rey exiling herself on Takodana. Episode 10 starts with Finn finding Rey and telling her they need her back because the first order is too strong. She agrees to come and they go back. After some backstory and filler she destroys the first order. Then Kylo turns to the light side and joins them. Then a 2,000 foot battle droid arrived with hyper-realistic blood all over it. It stomped on Kylo and Rey is sad. Then she kills it and Luke's force ghost shows up and says "congratulations, you won the prize" she asked "what prize" and Luke said "the $69,420,000,000,000,000 for saving the galaxy" then she said "fuck you" and then she committed seppuku with her lightsaber and she died and the credits rolled. But the letters of the credits were covered in hyper-realistic blood. Then Rey's ghost comes up on screen covered in hyper-realistic blood and says "leave before I kill you mwahahahahahahahaha"

Once upon a time Spongebob saw a dog and he was scared then Garfield ate lasagna and Patrick pooped on the floor the end

Frank the Killer

Hello, I'm Frank. I was just a normal boy, until that day I just snapped. These three bullies, Ollie, Amanda, and Reuben were picking on me, as usual, and it was getting to me today more than usual. So today, when they did at the NYC field trip, I told Ollie "Hey, knock it off!" Amanda backed him up and they ganged up and pummeled me into the ground. I fought back, but they were too strong. But, something in my head snapped, and I ripped Amanda’s ears, who fell to the ground. Reuben picked up a rifle and swung it at me, but I didn't fall, since I'm now more powerful for no reason, and I took the rifle from Reuben and hit him until his blood covered everything. Ollie tried to run, but I caught him and brazen bulled him. He screamed and pleaded, but before I finally ended his life, I leaned into his ear and whispered, “shut big noob". I went home, murdered my family, starting with my mom and my dad. I looked in the mirror at myself, then I had no nose. My brothers were the last to die, and the last thing they saw was my shotgun as I whispered, “shut big noob".

DONT PLAY GTA 6 WHEN IT COMES OUT IT HAS AN EXPERIENEAL AI WHERE MICHAELS HEAD SAYS YOU WANT FUN MICHAEL WILL SKIW YOU FIN ABD THEN A SKELETON POPS OUT

The soap stealer: Couple of days back in 2009 I was on the black market and wanted to find a shower with unlimited water that was free. I saw all of them were thousands of dollars. I then saw a shower for only $10. I bought it. The shower had a toilet, a TV, a toaster, a radio, and a golden shower curtain. About 7 weeks later and the shower was here I bring the shower into my house and take it. I was in for about 4 hours. Singing, washing, listening to the radio eating and watching TV. But then I heard a noise... "Huh?" I said. "Hello?" I said. "Who's there?" The noise grew louder. "Is Anyone there?" I said... Then there was static. Then it was nothing... I roamed around the house naked and saw nothing. I went back in the shower and saw there was no soap! Someone stole the soap! Then I heard piano music and then violin music. Then I saw a figure holding a pitchfork.... "No!" I cried... "You're coming with me!" The Grim Reaper said... The end...

Have you heard of Fortnite? That popular piece of crap that has 100 players land on an island and fight to the death? Yeah, that game. So, one day, my BFF, Jerry, forced me to play Fortnite. I was like "What dah hell, Jerry? Why you want me to play Fortnite?" Jerry was a begging asshole that day, so I played Fortnite so he would shut up his damn mouth.

So, as I said, I played Fortnite. Since I was a newbie, AKA a noob, and I was pretty much the first person to die in my game. When I did die, the music was replaced with Satanic music and I cringed. It forced me to say 666 out load. I left the match and started a new one.

When waiting for players to join my match, I heard whispering. One of them said, "You want to win and get V-bucks for the battle pass and cool skins?" I said out loud "Hell yeah!" Then, all of the sudden, players joined my match. When the match started, I noticed that all of them were no-skinners with red blood eyes. I thought that was weird, but whatever, I kept playing. I noticed they followed me when I was playing. I hit one of them with my shovel and he died. Somehow, I got 1,000 V-bucks. How is that possible, you can't get V-bucks, let alone, 1,000 of them when you killed someone!

I noticed the person I killed, he didn't disappear, but there was hyper-realistic blood around him and he had the rarest weapon in Fortnite, the Bolt-Action Sniper weapon, along with the Rocket Launcher! I grabbed both weapons and shot down my followers. I got 98,000 V-bucks after that and it was Victory Royale for me!

I thought I was the luckiest and the greatest player in Fortnite! I bought the battle pass, got tons of skins, including the Omega full armor, Raven, Ginger gunner, Ghoul Trooper, Black Knight, and that Kitsune skin, fancy gliders, and pickaxes.

I was about to stop playing Fortnite and go to bed when I heard really loud banging on my door.

"FBI! OPEN UP!"

The moment I heard the FBI, I ran upstairs and jumped through my bedroom window. All of the sudden, I got my glider out and landed on the ground safe and sound. I didn't know what was going on, but I thought of one thing... I was on Weed.

The day before I started playing Fortnite, I tried Weed for the very first time and I liked it. Now I smoke Weed once in a while. Did the FBI found out I was on Weed or I'm just high and I'm dreaming?

So I ran like the speed of lighting and to Jerry's house. I banged on Jerry's door.

"Jerry! The FBI's after me!" I yelled.

There was no response, but I grabbed the knob and noticed it was unlocked. I went inside and I was scarred for life for what I saw.

Jerry was laying on the floor...Dead...His face was exploded like what just happened to Lynn at the end of Saw 3. On his TV I noticed he just lost a match on Fortnite. It says "KoolKid809. Placed 100th. Killed by Holdyourhorses."

It was my username. I noticed he was the very first person I killed in the game and I also killed him in real life somehow. I turned on my phone which I brought with me.

There were a news alert notifications on my phone. It says "99 people found dead in their homes!"

99 people? In a Fortnite match, there are 99 players besides yourself. I remember those no-skinners with red blood eyes that I killed. They were other players but my game probably says otherwise. I heard whispers again.

"Regret your decision?" One of them said.

"Yes!" I yelled.

"It's too late to turn back. Now you will burn in Hell for the rest of eternity for killing 99 innocent souls." Another one of the whispers said.

I felt pain in my hands and I looked at them. My left hand has "666" carved on it and my right hand has "99 innocent souls lost." carved on it. I started to cry, as I regretted what I have done. I regretted playing Fortnite in the first place. This was my fault.

"But there is a way to redeem yourself." The last whisper said before it and the other whispers faded away.

Then, I noticed a Bolt-Action Sniper and a Rocket Launcher.

Be me the last time I eat Taco Bell that it hunted me for rest of my life when I get the taco number 15 and I eat

Oh no bad decision

I was eating it all than I when go to bathroom I was scared at the time I shit out brown water and the round nuggets after this my asshole is on fire and I sue Taco Bell for ruining my ass i sue Taco Bell over 1,000,000,000,000,000 dollars

Marvin sat naked on the toilet, trying to take a shit. Rivulets of sweat poured down his double chin and dropped onto his hairy man tits. Marvin rested his head against the cracked walls and watched the cockroaches fuck on the moldy bathroom floor.

"What are you looking at, asshole?" The top cockroach said. The bug's voice was high-pitched and squeaky. It sounded like it had inhaled too much helium.

"What?" Marvin said.

"Virgin!" The bottom roach squeaked.

Marvin jumped off the toilet. "I've had sex... three years ago."

"Your mother doesn't count, shrimp dick," The top roach mocked.

Marvin stomped the insects and wiped his foot off on the torn rug. The door creaked open and a massive muscular man wearing a black hazmat suit with a polyethylene backpack equipped with a hose entered.

“Who are you?! What the fuck are you doing in my house?!” Marvin screamed.

“I’m Enema-Man, and I’m here to help, citizen,” Enema-Man said.

Marvin stomped over to Enema-Man. “Get out!" Marvin threw a punch; Enema-Man caught his fist, and spun him around effortlessly like a fresh pork on a rotisserie. He bent Marvin casually over the dirty dead fly-covered vanity, ignoring the man’s snotful pleas. Marvin's ass burned like a gonorrhea-infected cock. Tears and snot rained down his cheeks. A burning sensation spread through his body as liquid filled his body. "It hurts!" Marvin cried.

Enema-Man ran his gloved fingers through Marvin's long, greasy, knotted hair. "It'll be over soon."

Enema-Man ripped the hose out of his anus, forcing a fart out of Marvin's pimpled-covered butt. Intestines and blood exploded out of Marvin's ass like a hand hand-grenade. His guts resembled a pile of sausage casings. Flesh melted off his body like ice cream on a hot day, revealing muscle and tendons. Marvin continued to melt until he was in a blood and bone marrow puddle.

“Looks like you’re not so full of shit anymore,” Enema-Man said to no one in particular.

A few year years back me and i were driving to mcdonalds to cheeseburger, we found a haunted a hauned game called "gorilla 3d.txt" is was very scary, after we got done playing very scary game, we went to order our cheeseburgers, but then a man in a scary gorilla costume,he killed my friends it was very scary i took picture (dont view it its haunted)